Dear Litster...

[Lorilei]

Dear Litster,

Where did the sexy boobies go?

Dear Luscious Litster,

They've been retired. *sigh*

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

May I be the first to welcome you to Lit, see I told you it would be O.K...

You know you'll have many, many hours of fun here

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

"asshole talk from an asshole"

http://aggrosiv.ag.funpic.de/home/sb/images/smiley/rofl.gif

Ok, and it's not just funny cos you know...the whole replacing blood for alcohol thing.

Ok, carry on, back to your boob pumping.

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster,

"asshole talk from an asshole"

http://aggrosiv.ag.funpic.de/home/sb/images/smiley/rofl.gif

Ok, and it's not just funny cos you know...the whole replacing blood for alcohol thing.

Ok, carry on, back to your boob pumping.

Dear Litster

You promised you wouldn't say anything about my personal secrets


Well if the face...er ass fits you know..and it SO does ...

Yanno I'm so wishing I was a vampire right now...coz Im sure its 100% proof running through your veins right now *drools*

I still loves ya...drunken pervy wench

 

[SecretLove69]

NOT so dear lousy Litster

You really are a complete prick. Not that you care - but you are very quickly loosing any friends you had – I hope she’s worth it.

Add another one to the list - seems you can't even be bothered to acknowledge people when they post in your own thread. That is, of course until you are told to do so. Pathetic

 

[mrtnmoon]

dear "call me a prick" litster...
to think I wanted to reach out to you with a hug after I saw your "what made you cry?" post a few days ago. the only thing that stopped me is I didn't think it would be welcome. at least now I know I was right on that count.

*shrugs* whatever. if people want to think me a prick, they can. I apologized to you, I apologized to the other person for the minor oversight I made. I've tried to be the best person here that I know how to be.. I'm sorry I'm not perfect. get over it.... next time you have something to say to me, say it to me directly or shut up.

p.s. any "real" friend I had would be happy that I'm happy.

 

[chunu]

Dear Litster

I went 'undercover' with a good Lit friend here, and discovered that women DO talk amongst themselves in the Powder Room or Knitting Circle about the guys here. Men, to the barricades

"Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men, it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again..."

- and we all know how well that particular stage revolution went. Eponine, Eponine wherefore art thou Eponine.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster

I went 'undercover' with a good Lit friend here, and discovered that women DO talk amongst themselves in the Powder Room or Knitting Circle about the guys here. Men, to the barricades

"Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men, it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again..."

- and we all know how well that particular stage revolution went. Eponine, Eponine wherefore art thou Eponine.

Les Mis....sigh. My fav.

 

[chunu]

Les Mis....sigh. My fav.

Dear Litster

Yes, after sampling the most famous lyric out of the musical, I am now off googling the other songs. Fave for sheer emotional thing is A Little Fall Of Rain - plus the actress who played Eponine at the Les Mis I went to was hot.

 

[SecretLove69]

Dear Fake sentiments for your own gratification Litster

I WAS the most “real” friend you ever had here. I went to bat for you on more than one occasion. I sympathized with you when you were going through your suicidal moods. I counseled you when you were having mother and brother issues. I even listened to you when you stuffed yourself full of Xanax and told me how the other gal broke your heart. Yeah, I know you never asked me to support you but I did because I liked you.
And, things were going along fairly well until I showed you my picture and you got a look for yourself that I wasn’t the sweet young thing you wanted. Now, you treat me like something you can’t get off the bottom of your shoe fast enough and throw out hollow apologies like that will make everything better.

Yep, I’m over it because I finally, after crying about it, realized just what sort of friend you truly are.

AND, I’ll shut up when I damn well please and not because you tell me to.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster

Yes, after sampling the most famous lyric out of the musical, I am now off googling the other songs. Fave for sheer emotional thing is A Little Fall Of Rain - plus the actress who played Eponine at the Les Mis I went to was hot.

Dear Les Mis Googling Litster,

I can sing that play from beginning to end...I love it!

I can't say that Jean ValJean, Javert, or shoot..any of the men, in the play, were nice to look at anytime I've seen it...

Now Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat...8th row, center...the coat comes off, the loin cloth in full effect, and I about had a heart attack ! Yowza.

 

[chunu]

Dear Les Mis Googling Litster,

I can sing that play from beginning to end...I love it!

I can't say that Jean ValJean, Javert, or shoot..any of the men on were nice to look at anytime I've seen it...

Now Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat...8th row, center...the coat comes off, the loin cloth in full effect, and I about had a heart attack ! Yowza.

Dear Litster

Never got into Joseph and his many colours - basically because I think the London version was done by a naff Aussie actor singer called Jason Donovan. Ugh.

The next time Chicago comes out, I so want to go see that - there was a production in Wellington before the movie came out, and I loved the posters, but at that stage didn't have any arty or theatre going friends within fifty kays of me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster

Never got into Joseph and his many colours - basically because I think the London version was done by a naff Aussie actor singer called Jason Donovan. Ugh.

The next time Chicago comes out, I so want to go see that - there was a production in Wellington before the movie came out, and I loved the posters, but at that stage didn't have any arty or theatre going friends within fifty kays of me

Dear Arty Theatre going Litster,

I loved Chicago...and Donny Osmond was my Joseph...I had planned to marry that man long years ago, so to see his not so shabby at 40 bod, in a loin cloth did things to this bod that well...twas NICE!

We saw a nice play (non musical) in London once called ART, I believe. If you get a chance, was a good one too.

~another 'arty, theatre going' Litster...K

 

[Daizie]

Dear Luscious Litster,

They've been retired. *sigh*

Dear boobless av Litster,

Nooooooo! Say it isn't so!

 

[mrtnmoon]

Dear Fake sentiments for your own gratification Litster

I WAS the most “real” friend you ever had here. I went to bat for you on more than one occasion. I sympathized with you when you were going through your suicidal moods. I counseled you when you were having mother and brother issues. I even listened to you when you stuffed yourself full of Xanax and told me how the other gal broke your heart. Yeah, I know you never asked me to support you but I did because I liked you.
And, things were going along fairly well until I showed you my picture and you got a look for yourself that I wasn’t the sweet young thing you wanted. Now, you treat me like something you can’t get off the bottom of your shoe fast enough and throw out hollow apologies like that will make everything better.

Yep, I’m over it because I finally, after crying about it, realized just what sort of friend you truly are.

AND, I’ll shut up when I damn well please and not because you tell me to.

like I said... whatever. for someone that's over something you sure seem to want to keep it going. this is the last time I'll address it. have a nice life.

 

[SecretLove69]

like I said... whatever. for someone that's over something you sure seem to want to keep it going. this is the last time I'll address it. have a nice life.

Whatever indeed - I'm done with you and your dramas too. Have a life.

 

[chunu]

Dear Arty Theatre going Litster,

I loved Chicago...and Donny Osmond was my Joseph...I had planned to marry that man long years ago, so to see his not so shabby at 40 bod, in a loin cloth did things to this bod that well...twas NICE!

We saw a nice play (non musical) in London once called ART, I believe. If you get a chance, was a good one too.

~another 'arty, theatre going' Litster...K

Dear Litster

Good to see another arty theatre goer here on Lit There's a big Andy Warhol show on in town that started in December and will go until the end of the month - have been to it twice already and want to get there again before it closes.

Art lovers of Lit unite

 

[Lorilei]

Dear boobless av Litster,

Nooooooo! Say it isn't so!

Dear Most Beauteous Litster,

Uh-huh. Yep. You better believe it. *nods* For a little while, at the very least. ((((Daizie)))))) Missed seeing your beautiful AV, I hope you had a fantastic trip!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster

Good to see another arty theatre goer here on Lit There's a big Andy Warhol show on in town that started in December and will go until the end of the month - have been to it twice already and want to get there again before it closes.

Art lovers of Lit unite

Dear fellow arty loving Litster,

Not a huge Andy Warhol fan, but I just went to a newly renovated art museum last week, and fell in love, AGAIN...with Renoir.

Be careful about asking fellow art lovers of lit to unite...they may get all confused and think you mean a different kind of 'uniting' than you intended...or...............

CHUNU...is that WHAT you intended?

 

[Daizie]

Dear Most Beauteous Litster,

Uh-huh. Yep. You better believe it. *nods* For a little while, at the very least. ((((Daizie)))))) Missed seeing your beautiful AV, I hope you had a fantastic trip!

Dear Sexy Even Without the Boobies Av Litster,

Don't hide the gorgeous body too long! Whatever your reasons...at least you are still here. Thanks for the missin' and yes I had a blast and miss it much!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Anonymous Litster,

Do you have girl on girl fantasies? Thank you for the email...I'll consider it

 

[asian_princess]

Dear (ex, in more than one way) Litster,

Thank you so much for your birthday message

*laughs* in your less than wordy way (it's truly a wonder how we ever got along so well *giggles*) you've made it a truly beautiful day... Even if you did line me. btw sometime i'll have to tell you how much everyone absolutely loves me yelling "line" as much as you did. I should let them know who to thankmust be the Ruski in you Lord knows how much Vodka you've consumed since we last...well, since.

Thanks for remembering.

Of course, the date's so ingrained in your psyche that if you hadn't sent me a message you know you would've gotten one of those abusive crazy ex phone calls that I know you so look forward to every few months

In other news, yes, I'm curious about that thing you updated on your profile, which I refuse to ask you about because then you'd know I was curious, and also, yes, I'm pissed about the H situation. I know you didn't ask for my opinion which of course is why I'm giving it willingly. You know how well things go when you actually ask me questions.

Yes, nonsense rambling. You must miss it so

Anyway, it's coming to 4am on your Friday night, so I assume you're stumbling from one club to another, A1 has your keys, in case you forget, and no, don't let A2 sleep over, remember how long he stayed that one time? Phone's in your back pocket, not your right one when you call for the cab later, and drink some water before you go to bed in a few hours. Turn off the Homer ringtone. Unless you're over at some bimbo's place, or one is "sleeping over" in which case, turn it up loud *giggles and blows a raspberry*

Yeah... this is me happy

Take care.
You can come back here you know.
I'll only make it relatively difficult for you for the first 6 months, but it'll never be as bad as that scandal that you went through on the GB

xo
- D

 

[luv1]

Dear litster

Pass the mustard will yah?

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Litster ...

Why must you always be a dick ... or for a better term you can understand a prick. You have nothing nice to say about anyone and you always think everything is about you.

Grow up for once will ya? I doubt that will happen since you are such a child even still.

How old are you again?

Signed,

Head Shaker

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

*glares* You're messin' with my groove.

Stop it.

Unsincerely,
G