Dear Litster...

[steelersfan]

Dear unsincere glaring litster,

Is this a private ass kicking, or can we join in? I can sell tickets and we can split the profits... If not, can we just watch the brutality?

SF

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Hungerin' For Violence SteelersFan Litster,

You can totally sell the tickets, but I ain't splittin' the profits with nobody! However, I'd be more than willin' to let you discard of the bodies . . . and it wouldn't take me toooooo incredibly long to come to your defense when you're arrested for the atrocities I'm wantin' to commit

 

[steelersfan]

Dear Hungerin' For Violence SteelersFan Litster,

You can totally sell the tickets, but I ain't splittin' the profits with nobody! However, I'd be more than willin' to let you discard of the bodies . . . and it wouldn't take me toooooo incredibly long to come to your defense when you're arrested for the atrocities I'm wantin' to commit

Arrested hell! I know some guys on the military base, and the bodies can disappear for real!LOL

That's ok, you can keep the money. It doesn't make the world go round, but it definitely lubricates the gears...

 

[tnblondie]

Dear Lister,

What is trust?

It has been so long I have forgotten.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Don't think you're fooling anyone.

You'll slip up soon. Guaranteed.

 

[luv1]

Dear litster

Can you tell me if I have a problem? I can't keep my hands off my cock. I've been playing with my cock while standing in the que in tescos, walking down the street, while cooking dinner. Even now I've got my cock out and giving it a little stroke while typing this post.

 

[SecretLove69]

Dear litster

Can you tell me if I have a problem? I can't keep my hands off my cock. I've been playing with my cock while standing in the que in tescos, walking down the street, while cooking dinner. Even now I've got my cock out and giving it a little stroke while typing this post.

Dear Handyman Litster

I don't believe you have anything to worry about. Some tools require more maintenance to stay in working order.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear litster

Can you tell me if I have a problem? I can't keep my hands off my cock. I've been playing with my cock while standing in the que in tescos, walking down the street, while cooking dinner. Even now I've got my cock out and giving it a little stroke while typing this post.

Dear Rubber Chicken Litster.

You sure it's something to crow cock-a-doodle-do about?

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

Ever notice some guys on lit just want to get laid....

...who'd of thought that....?

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Louise Litster,

You weren't around, and the devil just went ahead and made me do it!


It is SO your fault.

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster

Everyone knows. It's just embarrassing, and proving you're nuts.

But carry on.. it's pathetic and quite entertaining to us all.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

Now that you have her hooked, pull the reel up and crank in the line as you lower it....she will put up a fight but keep the line tight and keep reeling her back in....she doesn't know she is yours yet so be patient...

...and keep the net handy....

......

 

[Daizie]

Dear Litster,

 

[whspr]

Dear Litster,

If you were still around, I would wrap my hands around that neck of yours and shake the shit outta you.

I can't believe you said you cared...you loved me...but yet you lied about something so important. I know it is so water under the bridge...but I just found out so I have to go thru the stages .....so to make me feel better...

Fuck you and how much you cared....

 

[keiffers]

dear litster

what an assclown u are....

 

[Guest]

dear litster

you are a complete and utter tosser.

 

[chunu]

Dear Litster

I wish I could soothe everyone's mind, but I am just one mere computer generated giblet.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster(s),

They're not just words.

They never are.

Not even to that person who said that to her that's all they were.

They're not.

But especially to you, and to you.

You know they're not.

x

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Geeky Litster I wish you knew just how much You are loved....by me

~*~​

To you, My Beautiful

Thank you for answering the questions I never have to ask....it's the one brain cell we share..makes us rather inseparable....

Thank you for listening, understanding and supporting me in everything I do .....

Thank you for raising a smile, even through my darkest moods ....

Thank you for your unbiased, unequivocal honesty...

Thank you for the trust, love and support you have shown me unconditionally over the years

Your (Our) friendship defines me... and I feel so proud and honored to be part of your life.

I love You
​

 

[kendra1980]

Dear So Glad I am Yours Litster...

I am too!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Maudesnort (aka DAHCS) Litster,

In such a short time, you've become one of my dearest friends. I think I'd probably go to hell and back for you . . . but even that wouldn't make up for all you've given to me. Thank you for always understandin' . . . even in the silence.

I loves you,
Mildredsnort

 

[SecretLove69]

Dear Mustache Twisting, Evil Genius Litster -

You probably won't read this but I hope you can feel the sentiment behind it.......

You are cared about more than you know.
You are worried about more than you'd want to be.
You are loved in just the right amount so as not to seem inappropriate but enough to let you know that you will be missed until you come back to us.

*lighting a candle and sitting by the window watching for you to return*

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q281/Diane1759A/candle.jpg http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q281/Diane1759A/CatInWindowL.jpg​

 

[tnblondie]

Dear Wanting Lister

How bad do you want it?

You know that you will have to fight for it but how will you do that??

I have an imagination, use it.

I will warn you though, you will have to top me.

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

Hands free is certainly an experience I'd love to repeat...

Often

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster

Is there ANY chance of you resizing the pic in your sig?

I love a woman ass as much as the next guy, and it's a great pic... but every single time you post it fucks with the page.