Dear Litster...
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asian_princess
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Dear Cheesenip Crumb Covered Wifey Litster,
Oh no, what are the pervy Litster doing to you, Reirei? Are they begging you to show them how to be more perverted?? *giggles and ticklehuggums, sticking a little bow on your head, watching you try to flick it off with your little Reirei paw*
No Ouchies...these are super soft, yet still totally crunch maintained cheesenips...
SecretLove69
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So you want to be outted eh?
*re-reading Luv's post*........ohhhh NO NO - you want to GO out......well, that's completely different now isn't it?
*scampers off before Luvy catchs up with me - thank God for time zones*
luv1
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So you want to be outted eh?
*re-reading Luv's post*........ohhhh NO NO - you want to GO out......well, that's completely different now isn't it?
*scampers off before Luvy catchs up with me - thank God for time zones*
Dear litster
Time zones means nothing to me as I don't have watch. Your ass is mine.
Dear Lister ,
Thanks for all the good times we have shared. And for standing by me when times are bad. You know how difficult I can be sometimes...... I really see you as a good friend and hope that you do me as well.
OH and ...... :caning:
Thanks for all the good times we have shared. And for standing by me when times are bad. You know how difficult I can be sometimes.
..... I really see you as a good friend and hope that you do me as well. OH and ...... :caning:
fire_breeze
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Dear Litsers,
Thank you. For the offer. For listening. Thank you doesn't seem to be adequate, but I do thank you, from the depth of my soul.
Thank you. For the offer. For listening. Thank you doesn't seem to be adequate, but I do thank you, from the depth of my soul.
Lady Reiha
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Dear Cheesenip Crumb Covered Wifey Litster,
Oh no, what are the pervy Litster doing to you, Reirei? Are they begging you to show them how to be more perverted?? *giggles and ticklehuggums, sticking a little bow on your head, watching you try to flick it off with your little Reirei paw*
No Ouchies...these are super soft, yet still totally crunch maintained cheesenips...
Dear Appyberryshortcakes:
The pervies are trying to see if I have a naughty side. I don't! I'm as innocent as Chronie is stinky. Everyone knows that.
*finally catches the forbidden bow, tearing it into itty bitty cheesenip crumbs*
OH! and my work hates me!!! We have travel sizes of CHEEZ-IT's!
I have to stare at those little orange pouches of hate! For 8 hours every day!
Until they are gone...
Should I just buy them all and bury them in someone's backyard?
Please tell me what to do!!!!!!!
hdlynnette
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Dear Litster,
I wish I could hold you in my arms and make it all right for you.
I wish I could hold you in my arms and make it all right for you.
elizabeth22673
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Dear Litster right above me,
I like your signature quote in the blue box.
(oh...and I miss chatting with ya..hope all is well sweetie)
*waves*
Liz
I like your signature quote in the blue box.
(oh...and I miss chatting with ya..hope all is well sweetie)
*waves*
Liz
asian_princess
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dear litster,
ouch.....
that sums it up....kiss my boo-boo....
Dear Litster,
Don't you think you're old enough to use the proper names for your genitals by now?
Calling it a "boo-boo" doesn't make it seem any less scary to women.
Dear Litster,
Don't you think you're old enough to use the proper names for your genitals by now?
Calling it a "boo-boo" doesn't make it seem any less scary to women.
Dear pretty Asian Litster,
It isn't scary to women.....most fall to there knee's and worship it as a God...
...wanna see?...<snicker>...
asian_princess
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Dear Linin' Litster,
You mean they fall to their knees and clasp their hands together in prayer, chanting and putting all their belief in blind faith that it exists, even despite all the evidence to the contrary?
elizabeth22673
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Dear Litster...
Wow, that was cool. Just read one of your posts and I didn't cringe. In fact, it was pretty intelligent and well-said.
Anywhooooo....
Wow, that was cool. Just read one of your posts and I didn't cringe. In fact, it was pretty intelligent and well-said.
Anywhooooo....
hdlynnette
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Dear Beautiful Litster,
I'm glad you like the quote. Feel free to snag it!
We need to catch up REAL soon!
E
Essa
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Dear Litster,
Come on, stop tartin',
I haven't got all night.
Come on, stop tartin',
I haven't got all night.
luv1
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*weakly writes*Dear litster
Will I be missed when I am gone? Will people talk about me with merriment and laughter in they're voice as they say my name? *cough! cough!....ow* Oh to cut down one so young. The world is a cruel, cold place sometimes. OH but look I see a young child playing with a puppy. It's a good way to go *cough! Cough! Ow....for fek sake* My strengh is failing. Oh the irony that one so fit and hunky must fade so rudely. I must go and leave this place of life and laughter and go to the warm embrace of darkness.
....Having this feking sore throat it's a right pain you know.
Will I be missed when I am gone? Will people talk about me with merriment and laughter in they're voice as they say my name? *cough! cough!....ow* Oh to cut down one so young. The world is a cruel, cold place sometimes. OH but look I see a young child playing with a puppy. It's a good way to go *cough! Cough! Ow....for fek sake* My strengh is failing. Oh the irony that one so fit and hunky must fade so rudely. I must go and leave this place of life and laughter and go to the warm embrace of darkness.
....Having this feking sore throat it's a right pain you know.
E
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luv1
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Dear Litster,
Man flu again?
Dear cruel Litster
It's not man flu, it's the grimreaper. She's sitting on my sofa flicking through the telly. I want to see Sport relief but she keep saying it's too depressing, She wants Lily Allen on as it has far more funnier celebrity deaths.
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Essa
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Dear deathwarmedup litster,
You must let the grimreaper watch whatever she chooses, she is your visitor, where the hell are your manners? Make her a cup of tea, give her a few biccies and stop being so melodramatic, she's only here to kill you after all
luv1
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Dear deathwarmedup litster,
You must let the grimreaper watch whatever she chooses, she is your visitor, where the hell are your manners? Make her a cup of tea, give her a few biccies and stop being so melodramatic, she's only here to kill you after all
Dear laughingherlovelytitsofatadyingman Litster
That my be so. But does she have to be so rude about it. She said she "might" let me off if I pretend to be a foot rest
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Essa
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Dear laughingherlovelytitsofatadyingman Litster
That my be so. But does she have to be so rude about it. She said she "might" let me off if I pretend to be a foot rest
Dear you'renotdyingyouonlydidhalfasneeze Litster,
What's wrong with that? Being a footrest isn't all that bad, you get to smell cheesy feet all night long.
luv1
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Dear you'renotdyingyouonlydidhalfasneeze Litster,
What's wrong with that? Being a footrest isn't all that bad, you get to smell cheesy feet all night long.
Dear nursewithbigneedlefullofgodsknowswhattostickinmybuttocks Litster
Her feet hurt....They're all boney and cold. And she keeps kicking me.
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Essa
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Dear trouserdroppingdudewhocan'twaittofeelasmallprick litster,
In that case you'll need to give her a massage, before kicking her back between her legs to wind her so she won't do it again.
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