Dear Litster...

[asian_princess]

Dear Super Tall Litster,

I don't know how we've managed to come back to this topic again after all this time but;

Two words for ya.

Midget Porn.

*nods*

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Cheeky wench Litster


That was supposed to be private bitch!!!


*falls over laughing ...can't get up.....*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Cheeky wench Litster


That was supposed to be private bitch!!!


*falls over laughing ...can't get up.....*

Dear Laughing So Hard Her Boobs Are Moving To and Fro Litster,

What?

Like no one else already knows about your predilection for the smaller species of porn stars amongst us.

*stands over you*

*laughs* that'll be the day, hotsxylady, the lit equivalent to viagra... can't get it up

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Laughing So Hard Her Boobs Are Moving To and Fro Litster,

What?

Like no one else already knows about your predilection for the smaller species of porn stars amongst us.

*stands over you*

*laughs* that'll be the day, hotsxylady, the lit equivalent to viagra... can't get it up

Dear vertically challenging Litster (ok give the alcohol few to hit!!)

Does our our predilection for midget she-male porn count? Damn that stuffs hard to cum by.

Wha? Was I not supposed to mention that?

*laughs*

Fortunately I make allowances for all your pervi fetishes *nods*

I just like to give all your viewing pleasures the visual once over to check they have suitable kinky content...if it shocks me...your good to go

*dreamy sigh*

No "heaving" allowed unless its of the breast variety....

 

[asian_princess]

Dear vertically challenging Litster (ok give the alcohol few to hit!!)

Does our our predilection for midget she-male porn count? Damn that stuffs hard to cum by.

Wha? Was I not supposed to mention that?

*laughs*

Fortunately I make allowances for all your pervi fetishes *nods*

I just like to give all your viewing pleasures the visual once over to check they have suitable kinky content...if it shocks me...your good to go

*dreamy sigh*

No "heaving" allowed unless its of the breast variety....

Dear I'm Wearing Stilts Under Here Litster (or is that vodka bottles rammed up...)

Where'd this "our" predilection thing come from, this is about you, wench, and only you.

*eyes prick up*

But...um...say you were to cum all over your she male porn, I've got an excellent way to get it clean, just send it on over, I'll have it licked in no time

The only Pervy fetish I may have is trying to clean up after you, and that's not a pervy fetish, that's a fucking full time job

*creamy pie*

what i thought we were being romantic and writing a rhyming poem to each other...

 

[BoomerP]

Dear asian princess
Why dont she have a pictar thread?

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Other Snorty Litster,

Woofy's missin' you.

And he totally didn't pee on your shoes.

Loves you and thinkin' of you,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Other Snorty Litster,

Woofy's missin' you.

And he totally didn't pee on your shoes.

Loves you and thinkin' of you,
Graciesnort

Dear Sneaking This Post In Here Litster,

I'm glad Woofy's missing...my shoes.

And feel no need for him to perfect his aim.

Also, if you were thinking of me... why didn't you send me a damn tow truck

Loves you,
Card buying Appysnort

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Sneaking This Post In Here Litster,

I'm glad Woofy's missing...my shoes.

And feel no need for him to perfect his aim.

Also, if you were thinking of me... why didn't you send me a damn tow truck

Loves you,
Card buying Appysnort

Dear 900-Number-Callin'-Litster (and yes, it was a coincidence I answered),

Woofy's wonderin' if you'd prefer he'd perfect his aim on the items at the flea market instead

Snort! Because I was havin' such fun watchin' you dig

Loves you and that freakin' card,
Overdosed on bein' lined Graciesnort

 

[kendra1980]

Dear 900-Number-Callin'-Litster (and yes, it was a coincidence I answered),

Woofy's wonderin' if you'd prefer he'd perfect his aim on the items at the flea market instead

Snort! Because I was havin' such fun watchin' you dig

Loves you and that freakin' card,
Overdosed on bein' lined Graciesnort

Dear overly lined litster...

who is doing that besides ME?

 

[Gracie29]

Dear overly lined litster...

who is doing that besides ME?

Dear Crazy With the Lines and Obviously Biased Litster,

No one. You're all I can handle

Love you!

 

[asian_princess]

Dear 900-Number-Callin'-Litster (and yes, it was a coincidence I answered),

Woofy's wonderin' if you'd prefer he'd perfect his aim on the items at the flea market instead

Snort! Because I was havin' such fun watchin' you dig

Loves you and that freakin' card,
Overdosed on bein' lined Graciesnort

Dear Don't Quit Your Day Job... At That Pole Dancing Place Litster,

*laughs* (have i told you lately, you're a freakin' bitchardo and I loves you for it *hugglesmilesnopinch*)

Tell Woofy...most definitely.

But only if they're being worn at the time. I wouldnt want them to be mistaken for the ones we have put out as trash

*sighs* I thought I'd help you, I felt so sorry for you dig dig digging that hole all by yourself... But I think you're in enough trouble right now as it is

Loves you, and give me your freakin' credit card.
Has no concept of what you mean by this "line" you speak of, APpysnort.

 

[Kylan]

Dear Literonian.

Be advised that Satan has been playing with your Internet crayons again.

And judging by the flick I watched last night, if you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Don't Quit Your Day Job... At That Pole Dancing Place Litster,

*laughs* (have i told you lately, you're a freakin' bitchardo and I loves you for it *hugglesmilesnopinch*)

Tell Woofy...most definitely.

But only if they're being worn at the time. I wouldnt want them to be mistaken for the ones we have put out as trash

*sighs* I thought I'd help you, I felt so sorry for you dig dig digging that hole all by yourself... But I think you're in enough trouble right now as it is

Loves you, and give me your freakin' credit card.
Has no concept of what you mean by this "line" you speak of, APpysnort.

Dear Taught Me Everything I Know Litster,



How dare you spill my secrets to the world at large?! I mean, I never told them about your movie career. My lips have been sealed and this is how you repay me? I do believe I'm . . . kinda amused

*nods* I'll pass the word on to Woofy. But we're a little confused . . . we thought one of the targets is trash.

*huggles* Yes, but you're the Queen (you don't wanna know what I almost typo'd there) Bitchardo and I loves you more. So there

Yeah, you sooooooooooooooo got me in trouble. Again. All cause of liners (Love you, K!)

I own no credit card but you love me for more than that anyway,
Stayin' outta trouble from now on Graciesnort

 

[Kylan]

Dear Scarlet.

I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.

~ And I'm looking at you as though you haven't got a shimmy on ...

[wiggles eyebrows]

 

[Essa]

Dear Scarlet.

I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.

~ And I'm looking at you as though you haven't got a shimmy on ...

[wiggles eyebrows]

Dear Litster...

You may get as drunk as you like but how the hell do you know I'm not wearing my shimmy

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear litster
you make me hot with your HUGE brain

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear druken Appy giggly Litster

There are gifts of many treasures
For both the young and old,
From the tiniest little trinkets
To great boxes filled with gold.

But, put them all together
And they could not stand in lieu,
Of the greatest gift of all
The gift of knowing you.

When your times are filled with troubles
Sadness, grief, or even doubt,
When all those things you planned on
Just aren't turning out.

Just turn and look behind you
From the place at which you stand,
And look for me through the shadows
And reach out for my hand.

I will lift from you your burden
And cry for you your tears,
Bear the pain of all your sorrows
Though it may be for a thousand years.

For in the end I would be happy
To have helped you start anew,
It's a small price to pay
For the gift of knowing you.

I You Beautiful




You passed out again...huh???

*smiles*

 

[teasing_tim]

Dear ********

Are you aware of how your hot AV's affects us guys ?

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Teasing Litster,


I had NO idea.....shall I put some clothing on????

 

[teasing_tim]

Dear Sexy Litster

I'm NOT complaining

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Teasing Litster


I'm so glad as I had no intention of changing

 

[teasing_tim]

Dear Sexy Litster

I have to confess that I am jealous of that finger

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Teasing Litster.


Which finger?

That's a Popsicle

 

[teasing_tim]

Dear Sexy Litster

I want to be a popsicle in my next life