Dear Litster......:

[TongueLust]

Dear You.

Take a lesson...


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HonestLitster

Dear Honest Litster,

We have a lot of motherfucking planting to do around here... just saying. LOL!

Signed,

Let's start by pulling the alt weeds.

 

[ImagineMe2]

Dear Litster:

If you don't demand respect you likely can't expect any.

Signed, Cares about you Litster.

 

[IrisAtNight]

.....

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Litster,

She always knows.

(Mrs Claus )

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear You.

Take a lesson...


https://33.media.tumblr.com/a1bbfa692672d4111bda409d5a3bcb69/tumblr_ngjstcvLTB1qg9kfqo1_500.png


HonestLitster

A lesson I have to learn over and over, personally.

 

[PerkyT_T]

Dear Honest Litster,

We have a lot of motherfucking planting to do around here... just saying. LOL!

Signed,

Let's start by pulling the alt weeds.

Gurrrl. I don't pull weeds. *cranks up weed wacker*

A lesson I have to learn over and over, personally.

Yeppers. Easier said than done. I thought it a very clever statement.

 

[37_ttej]

Gurrrl. I don't pull weeds. *cranks up weed wacker*

*activates protective security protocol Defcon #2 around my poor little Alt.*

Is this a selective or wholesale 'cleansing', ladies?

 

[RickTango]

Dear lister who I am proud to call a friend.
Thanks watching out for us.
Sincerely,
Zoned

 

[PerkyT_T]

DearFearingJETTisoning Litster.

I don't consider your current reincarnation an ALT.

*turns flamethrower to LavaMelt & ruins security measures*

PrettyHandyWithGadgets Litster

 

[Sandman63]

Dear M'Sweet Litster
Wanted to count a few things I miss about you.
1. All 10 of your toes.
2. Your 2 ankles. Soft and beautiful.
3. 2 firm calves pressed against my back.
4. 2 thighs spread open.

Damn I started with a few times to count.
How long do you have for me to count the things I miss about you honey?
Always,
Bat shit crazy for you Litster.

 

[37_ttej]

Dear InspectHerGadget,

Phew! Thanks.
*turns off alarms and climbs the ladder out of the bunker*

Relieved

 

[Kat73]

Dear Litster,

I miss you.

Still Here Litster

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Mama Minion Litster,

I think they finally figured out who was boss...and you'd release the Taz upon 'em for some serious ass kicking.....

Your Always Knew You're the Mulette Litster

 

[Kitty]

Dear Disgustipated,

Get laid.

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Litster,

I miss you.

Still Here Litster

Sorry, Boss. Have a hug.

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear SG...

Seriously.

I made tater tots today and there I was grinning like an idiot and thinking about your complaining about undercooked potatoes.

I like the happy thoughts.

 

[Kat73]

Sorry, Boss. Have a hug.

Hugs are good! Even better when they come from you!!

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Mama Minion Litster,

I think they finally figured out who was boss...and you'd release the Taz upon 'em for some serious ass kicking.....

Your Always Knew You're the Mulette Litster

Dear laughing mule,

Upward and onward... that's my motto!

Signed,
Ever the optimistic Mulette

 

[TongueLust]

Gurrrl. I don't pull weeds. *cranks up weed wacker*

CRANK IT!!

DearFearingJETTisoning Litster.

I don't consider your current reincarnation an ALT.

I agree Jett.

 

[37_ttej]

I agree Jett.

Thanks lusty one.

 

[TongueLust]

Thanks lusty one.

You are welcome Alty one.

I know, corny.

 

[37_ttej]

You are welcome Alty one.

I know, corny.

Sorry, what? You're horny!?

*rapidly checks Skype connections*

Oh, damn. I misread.

 

[TongueLust]

Sorry, what? You're horny!?

*rapidly checks Skype connections*

Oh, damn. I misread.

 

[funluvinaj]

Sorry, what? You're horny!?

*rapidly checks Skype connections*

Oh, damn. I misread.

Well... It is TL, honest mistake.

 

[TongueLust]

Well... It is TL, honest mistake.

Troublemaker.