Dear Litster......:

[TongueLust]

Of course I am...
and yeah, I know...not if we want the product to be successful
but, let's try anyway.
Cuz...
This place really needs them, at least one!

Signed,
Keeping you on task Litster

Dear Keeping me on task Litster,

I prefer you keeping me on my back.

Signed,

Accidentally spilling juice on your trousers then patting them dry Litster

 

[Thandi]

Dear bear hug Litster,

How can I reply when your box overfloweth?

Thanks you anyway.

 

[may_I_please]

Dear SG,

Thank you.

That was the closure to our relationship that I needed. Just needed to know I mattered. Thank you for validating that.

On to the next chapter.

At peace litster

Good to read

 

[MedicalMuse]

Dear pm turning off litster,

Yes, I did read one of your stories. It was hot. Combustibly hot. Thanks for the suggestion.

Signed,
Publicly replying litster

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

Nothing has changed - well, no. Many of it has gotten stronger. I mean every word of it now as I did then.

I honestly cannot wait for it. All of it. If I am like this, I can only imagine how you must be.

Breathe it in.

Yours, your C. litster.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Not-A-Doormat Litster,

I'm afraid that I wiped my feet on you by unintentionally overstaying my welcome.

Please accept my most heartfelt apologies.

Thank you for inviting me to the party, you're a teriffic host, and I had a marvelous time.

Signed, Home Again Litster

 

[Treasured]

Dear Bat Shit Crazy Litster,

Its been a bat shit crazy week but 2 more days and we have a week of rest and relaxation.

The kids are excited for new Christmas traditions. To be honest I am too.

Patiently waiting for my Santa to slide down my chimney litster

 

[Caress40]

ooppss

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear long ago and far away litster,

I'm sure you'll never read this but i thought about you today. I wonder how you're doing, and how things worked out. I'm sorry for repaying your kindness in such a shitty way. I miss your brilliance, and hope you've moved forward, and found the happiness I always knew you deserved. I owe you, for showing me that I'm capable of friendship, even if ours didn't last. Thank you for that.

Nostalgic litster

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear unsuspecting poster,

I like your style and your style (yes). But I'm not alltogether sure that you're legit. Regardless, I think you're good for this place.

 

[Missingout]

Dear Wood Nymph Litster

We haven't talked in a while so I'm hoping every aspect of your life is going smoothly. I would think you are enjoying your new place which seems like a slice of heaven. Have yourself a fantastic Christmas and New Year sexy.

signed, Just Me

 

[Thandi]

Dear Wood Nymph Litster

We haven't talked in a while so I'm hoping every aspect of your life is going smoothly. I would think you are enjoying your new place which seems like a slice of heaven. Have yourself a fantastic Christmas and New Year sexy.

signed, Just Me

Dear Sexy Assed MissingNothing Litster,

Everything is wonderful out here...how's the new hot tub?
Through it up on a flatbed truck, and you & Leigh come on over.

Signed,
Wood Nymph

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear racist Litster,

People come in all colors, shapes, sizes, genders.... With different beliefs, religions, cultures.

It's what gives us the variety of traditions, languages, foods. It gives us a chance to learn, experience, and grow. It's what makes life in this world interesting.

You, on the other hand, are boring with your tunnel vision.

Enjoy your "white" Christmas.

Signed,

Glad I'm not you Litster

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear racist Litster,

People come in all colors, shapes, sizes, genders.... With different beliefs, religions, cultures.

It's what gives us the variety of traditions, languages, foods. It gives us a chance to learn, experience, and grow. It's what makes life in this world interesting.

You, on the other hand, are boring with your tunnel vision.

Enjoy your "white" Christmas.

Signed,

Glad I'm not you Litster

Amen!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dear racist Litster,

People come in all colors, shapes, sizes, genders.... With different beliefs, religions, cultures.

It's what gives us the variety of traditions, languages, foods. It gives us a chance to learn, experience, and grow. It's what makes life in this world interesting.

You, on the other hand, are boring with your tunnel vision.

Enjoy your "white" Christmas.

Signed,

Glad I'm not you Litster

Hallelujah!

I'm seeing a pattern with that guy and it's pissing me off

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear racist Litster,

People come in all colors, shapes, sizes, genders.... With different beliefs, religions, cultures.

It's what gives us the variety of traditions, languages, foods. It gives us a chance to learn, experience, and grow. It's what makes life in this world interesting.

You, on the other hand, are boring with your tunnel vision.

Enjoy your "white" Christmas.

Signed,

Glad I'm not you Litster

Dear Depraved, but Deprived Litress,

His bs made me laugh out loud.

Sincerely,

Santa Sage

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Hallelujah!

I'm seeing a pattern with that guy and it's pissing me off

It's the first I saw, never noticed him before. We can do with out him though, I think.

 

[goodlibations78]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for helping me pass the time on an otherwise humdrum gray day.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear More Observant than Me,

I'm glad I missed it. I don't tolerate that shit.

Signed,
Eyerolling Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Depraved, but Deprived Litress,

His bs made me laugh out loud.

Sincerely,

Santa Sage

Dear Santa Sage Litster,

I'm glad you don't take crap like that seriously. It's obviously not worth mentioning again.

I thought you look smashing in that outfit!

With warmest Christmassy hugs,

I wouldn't mind sitting on your lap Litster

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Bat Shit Crazy Litster,

Its been a bat shit crazy week but 2 more days and we have a week of rest and relaxation.

The kids are excited for new Christmas traditions. To be honest I am too.

Patiently waiting for my Santa to slide down my chimney litster

Dear Patiently Waiting Litster,
I thought you were the one who would slide down my North Pole.
I know it's been a crazy week darling. With sick kids and long days.
But all the decorations are up. And the stockings are hung.
Yes 2 more days and relaxation finally.
Oh and I am ready to peel off your stockings BTW..
Yours always,
Silver Fox Santa Litster.

 

[Kalamain]

Dear not always here Litster.

You were going to PM me later and then you didn't. I wondered if I had upset you, then I re-read the PM...

Hope you are doing well.
PM me when you get the time.

Just a Litster trying to help.

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

Dear gone but not forgotten litster.

Wow...you made my day. Thanks for pm/ing me and giving me my early Christmas present.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Will Ever Remain Anonymous Lister,

You are a good person. Seriously. I don't know of many people who would do what you did.

Yes, this is cryptic. Don't ask.

~ Me

 

[RickTango]

Dear friend
It's difficult to think of only friendly encounters when I dream of shirt hems grazing your thigh in the middle of the night.
Signed
Zoned out