Dear Litster......:

[ydahecnot]

Dear Sorry-I-Missed-You Litster:

I tried. Really, I did. But I'm not really good at being onlilne 24/7.

See you in the funny papers.

Signed,
Old-enough-to-say-See-you-in-the-funny-papers

Dear Old Enough Litster,

I think 23/6 would be adequate.

Fractional Litster

 

[GothAngelBabe]

To all my friends in Lit:

You all have touched in me in special different ways. Thank you for enhancing my life xoxo

To the most special guy out there you really are special..

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Litsters,

Sorry I've been absent. I have a new gig and I'm working a lot. I miss you all.

Especially you. And you, too.

~ Me.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Fucker,


People like me! Some people, right? Maybe? Shit.




Well, my dog still likes me.




Because I feed her probably.

Dear Dog Feeding Litster,

You feed them. My mom used to tie pork chops to my ears so the dogs would play with me.

Signed,

yeah, lots of us like you, and always have.

 

[newbiebabe]

Damn, I'm going to go broke!


You guys are very nice.


Signed,
Chagrined Litster

*pouncetacklehugs*

and I'll throw in a for good measure!

Hello sweetie! I was thinking of you the other day and hoping you were doing well.

 

[Kat73]

Dear Litsters,

Sorry I've been absent. I have a new gig and I'm working a lot. I miss you all.

Especially you. And you, too.

~ Me.

Dear You,

Missing you around these parts.

Kisses

Me

 

[Thandi]

Dear Litsters..

Good morning.

That is all.

Me

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Satanic Winged Girl,

Is that your fetish? Guys in Depends? Just waddling around the house sitting themselves and being cared for? I want a piece of that gig. Where do I sign up for you to wipe my dirty heiny?

Signed,

Goo Goo Ga Game which translates into "Put on the game and give me some titty"

 

[lilydance]

Dear Lister,
This morning’s conclusion: Fuck you. Oh wait, should I be more philosophical, more poetic for you? Ok, lets see. For whom heaven has cast out, for that which has seeped through the purest of hearts and the thickest of shields, there is you. You are a black feather on a white dove. DO YOU NOT SEE YOUR OWN DISGUST? Tell me, are you a happy demon? Everything is coming together now, as the puzzle pieces snap oh so gently into one another. I’M NOT STUPID I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! I just wish I knew why? What was the purpose? No reason to hide behind a different masks. NO REASON!!

 

[snowkitten13]

Dear Litsters..

Good morning.

That is all.

Me

Good Morning Beautiful! Have a great day!

me

 

[Spenser41]

Morning everyone... first day that it has not been cloudy and not freezing. And why am I on the computer.... well just playing around before I head out....

 

[Ellafun]

Morning everyone... first day that it has not been cloudy and not freezing. And why am I on the computer.... well just playing around before I head out....

Dear Wasting-Time-On-The-Computer Litster:

Have a great day! Enjoy not freezing.

It's always good to take time out to play.

Fondly,
Your fellow-time-wasting Litster

 

[Spenser41]

Dear Wasting-Time-On-The-Computer Litster:

Have a great day! Enjoy not freezing.

It's always good to take time out to play.

Fondly,
Your fellow-time-wasting Litster

Dear Time Waster... thanks for wasting it with me...

 

[Ellafun]

Dear Time Waster... thanks for wasting it with me...

Dear Kissy-face:

Damn, you're fast!

Slow elephant!

 

[Spenser41]

Dear Kissy-face:

Damn, you're fast!

Slow elephant!

I am fast on somethings.... slow on others...

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear purty pachyderm Litster,

We collide at last!

Rubbing the swelling Litster

 

[Ellafun]

Dear Swollen:

Be careful, you don't want that to break off!

The I'm-Never-Here-For-Long Litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear INHFLL,

Le sigh.

LTLA Litster

 

[Bluespark]

Dear Disappearing Elephant

Always gone in a flash

A little spark

 

[Ellafun]

Dear Sigh:

I don't want you to get sick of me. Having elephantitis would suck.

Dear Spark:

Did you just ask me to flash? Again?

Signed,

Thread-Hijacking-Pachyderm

 

[Bluespark]

Dear thread hijacker

Flash me anytime

A spark flash for you

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear THP Litster,

I don't have elephantitis, but I do OK.

WKYAO Litster

 

[Thandi]

Good Morning Beautiful! Have a great day!

me

Dear kitten...

You are a beautiful soul.
Enjoy your day as well.

me

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Lovely Litsters,

Sweet greetings to you all!

Signed,
Movin' and Shakin' Lister

 

[Bluespark]

Dear Sweet Honey Lamb Lister

Hope you're moving and grooving

Immobile lister