Dear Litster......:

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Big Daddy Blue,

Lots of movin', not enough groovin'

I bet I could move you, too.


"Sweet Honey Lamb"-makes-me-smile Litster

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear brother from another mother,

I will send it as soon as I can.

Thanks

Job seeker

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Bro,

Okee dokee. I hope I can help.

~ Bro

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Sigh:

I don't want you to get sick of me. Having elephantitis would suck.

Dear Spark:

Did you just ask me to flash? Again?

Signed,

Thread-Hijacking-Pachyderm

Dear flashing elephant,

If I'm seeing flashed pink elephant bits does this mean I've drunk too much?

Signed blind drunk / horny (one of the two)

 

[averagesizeguy]

Dear Doc,

Wouldn't mind a check up. Let's make it happen, ya know, for health's sake.

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Doc,

Wouldn't mind a check up. Let's make it happen, ya know, for health's sake.

Dr Jett's consulting hours are:

For average size guys: 7:30 - 7:40 am
For hot, sexy women: 7:40 am - 4:30 pm

*my consulting schedule is pretty full, what can I say ... *

 

[averagesizeguy]

Dr Jett's consulting hours are:

For average size guys: 7:30 - 7:40 am
For hot, sexy women: 7:40 am - 4:30 pm

*my consulting schedule is pretty full, what can I say ... *

No worries. When you said you were so drunk you were seeing elephants, I figured that I needed a second opinion anyway.

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear baseball loving, M&M eating Litster,

I doubt you lurk and stalk anymore but if you did I hope you are through the worst of busy season.

I hope you and the new lady are happy, you've quit smoking and your divorce is underway.

Only good memories and happy thoughts remain.


AJ "baby" Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dr Jett's consulting hours are:

For average size guys: 7:30 - 7:40 am
For hot, sexy women: 7:40 am - 4:30 pm

*my consulting schedule is pretty full, what can I say ... *

So...just to be clear..you save your after 4:30 hours for above average guys and cold unsexy women?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

So...just to be clear..you save your after 4:30 hours for above average guys and cold unsexy women?

that would explain my appointment at 7:35.

 

[Bluespark]

Dear Big Daddy Blue,

Lots of movin', not enough groovin'

I bet I could move you, too.


"Sweet Honey Lamb"-makes-me-smile Litster

Dear Sweet Honey Lamb

Making you smile makes me move in ways we both enjoy.

Sparking and smiling lister

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Sweet Honey Lamb

Making you smile makes me move in ways we both enjoy.

Sparking and smiling lister

Dear Light-My-Fire Litster,

I want to hear you growl when you do that.

Take-Me-To-Heaven Litster



(also: no threadjacking! ping me instead. )

 

[37_ttej]

No worries. When you said you were so drunk you were seeing elephants, I figured that I needed a second opinion anyway.

Very wise: I would too. It's rumored that Dr Jett went to the same medical school as Dr Nick Riviera ...

So...just to be clear..you save your after 4:30 hours for above average guys and cold unsexy women?

Hell no! That's when I practice my pink elephant observing. I find results improve after about the fourth glass of scotch.

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear amazingly lovely Litster

It really made me smile that you'd think of me, and ask how I was doing. It's been a while since we last spoke, and I'm determined to not let it be left so long until the next time. You are proof that there are some truly lovely people around

AV changing Litster

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear Lit.

I am awake and should not be.

This sucks.

The End.

-Nev.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Wings beneath my Wings,

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. I want you to know how much I kinda sorta tolerate you. Please dear God please, don't take my sunshine away.

But if you do I understand. No hey I get it. Do what ya gotta do.

Signed,

I know you want my body.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear Wings beneath my Wings,

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. I want you to know how much I kinda sorta tolerate you. Please dear God please, don't take my sunshine away.

But if you do I understand. No hey I get it. Do what ya gotta do.

Signed,

I know you want my body.

Lol you make me laugh! Sorry I know this wasn't to me...but hope your 2015 is treating you great

 

[Wings]

Dear Mr. Stewart,


I will consider maybe tolerating you if you'll stop wearing the lycra hot pants and thrusting your junk in my face. Despite your feathered hair and the groupies you can't always get what you want.

You can't always get what you want.
You can't always get what you want.
But if you try sometimes well you might find.
You get what you need.

Love,
Moves like Jagger

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear "no reply needed" Litster,



glad you enjoyed it. I know I did. *naughty chuckle*


Signed,
Even A Flirty Girl Knows When To Behave Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Litsters,

Michigan seems like a young mans dream.

Where I am.
- Me

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

An Open Letter to Mean Girls, here and Everywhere.

I just want to understand why you think that you get something from torturing people? From humiliation and public ridicule? Do you become a bigger, better person when making others to feel small? Why?! Is it just entertainment to you, a way to alleviate the boredom? Do you hurt kittens and puppies too?

You are a mean, cruel, sadistic bitch. [removed: threatening another user]

 

[MSH2]

An Open Letter to Mean Girls, here and Everywhere.

I just want to understand why you think that you get something from torturing people? From humiliation and public ridicule? Do you become a bigger, better person when making others to feel small? Why?! Is it just entertainment to you, a way to alleviate the boredom? Do you hurt kittens and puppies too?

You are a mean, cruel, sadistic bitch.[redacted]

Dear Litster,

Putting a bullet between their eyes would only really make you lesser.

I generally console myself with the thought that, one day, when the time comes, they will be alone, with only themselves. And generally that time comes when they're older, right at the point where you need people to take care of you. They wont, they're going to die alone, afraid and unwanted.

Whereas you, if you're a good, decent human, who treats those around you as best you can, will. You'll have people around who care.

Oh, and as far as I can work out, if everyone around them is belittled, they have to be better by comparison. Sadly, its an ilussion.


I firmlyt beleieve in Karma, or an odd version of Karma that used to be knows as The Law of the Bush. Basically it says that someday you'll need help, and if you dont help others, you've no right to expect any help from others. Also paraphrased as "A good deed goes around the world"
Just saying

 

[may_I_please]

Dear deep and lovely Litster, even though you pretend not to be

Mean girls end up as mad old cat ladies ...and when they die their cats eat them

True dat

Nodding Litster

 

[sereneone4u]

An Open Letter to Mean Girls, here and Everywhere.

I just want to understand why you think that you get something from torturing people? From humiliation and public ridicule? Do you become a bigger, better person when making others to feel small? Why?! Is it just entertainment to you, a way to alleviate the boredom? Do you hurt kittens and puppies too?

You are a mean, cruel, sadistic bitch. [redacted].

Dear Litster,

Putting a bullet between their eyes would only really make you lesser.

I generally console myself with the thought that, one day, when the time comes, they will be alone, with only themselves. And generally that time comes when they're older, right at the point where you need people to take care of you. They wont, they're going to die alone, afraid and unwanted.

Whereas you, if you're a good, decent human, who treats those around you as best you can, will. You'll have people around who care.

Oh, and as far as I can work out, if everyone around them is belittled, they have to be better by comparison. Sadly, its an ilussion.


I firmlyt beleieve in Karma, or an odd version of Karma that used to be knows as The Law of the Bush. Basically it says that someday you'll need help, and if you dont help others, you've no right to expect any help from others. Also paraphrased as "A good deed goes around the world"
Just saying

Dear Nev and MS,

The true Karma is them missing on on gems of men like you two and being stuck with a faux diamond.

Hugs and appreciation for the wonderful men you are,

Serene.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear Litster,

Putting a bullet between their eyes would only really make you lesser.

I generally console myself with the thought that, one day, when the time comes, they will be alone, with only themselves. And generally that time comes when they're older, right at the point where you need people to take care of you. They wont, they're going to die alone, afraid and unwanted.

Whereas you, if you're a good, decent human, who treats those around you as best you can, will. You'll have people around who care.

Oh, and as far as I can work out, if everyone around them is belittled, they have to be better by comparison. Sadly, its an ilussion.


I firmlyt beleieve in Karma, or an odd version of Karma that used to be knows as The Law of the Bush. Basically it says that someday you'll need help, and if you dont help others, you've no right to expect any help from others. Also paraphrased as "A good deed goes around the world"
Just saying

Dear deep and lovely Litster, even though you pretend not to be

Mean girls end up as mad old cat ladies ...and when they die their cats eat them

True dat

Nodding Litster

Dear people above,

Thanks, that idea helps me feel better. I should not invest any time or emotions on these things, they are not people.

MSH2, May thinks you've lovely and deep! Good goin!