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BradBigBrain
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Dear 3B Litster,
No, YOU are!
Signed, One Cool Kitty.
You are!
I'm rubber, you're glue.
Dear Litster......:
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You are!
I'm rubber, you're glue.
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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*whips open blouse, revealing sticky-word-deflecting brassiere*
Nuh-uh, your mom is!
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BradBigBrain
Guest
Superwoman with her super glue.
Your mom is. She told me last night. She called me god again.
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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how were you able to understand her with your wang in her mouth?
gods are cool. Goddesses are even better.
where's my throne?
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BradBigBrain
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how were you able to understand her with your wang in her mouth?
gods are cool. Goddesses are even better.
where's my throne?
This was after I shot my load down her throat. She's good. A goddess.
I guess that would make you a princess. I got your crown..it's from the land of Fa.
Wanna Fa crown?
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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NorthRockJohnson
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Dear Ridiculous Litster,
Just 2 and 1/2 weeks, baebae.
Love,
Weird Litster
Just 2 and 1/2 weeks, baebae.
Love,
Weird Litster
missgreekgeek
Literotica Guru
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Dear Litser,
Hope you enjoy your run
And hope I don't distract you too much.
I like a man that can keep up with me.
Signed,
Biting my lip.
Hope you enjoy your run
And hope I don't distract you too much.
I like a man that can keep up with me.
Signed,
Biting my lip.
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BradBigBrain
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Kelleebabes
Literotica Guru
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Dear Litser,
I've been curious about you for some time, our paths have not yet crossed...many paths lead to the same destination...I'm sure one day they will...I'm just a bit inpatient!!...am I bad?
I've been curious about you for some time, our paths have not yet crossed...many paths lead to the same destination...I'm sure one day they will...I'm just a bit inpatient!!...am I bad?
lovetopleasewomen
81%er
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Dear Badly impatient Litster,
Why wait until maybe some sunny day when your paths might cross, cut your own path to cross the path you want....
Taking the untaken path Litster
Kelleebabes
Literotica Guru
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you're so right, wise Litster, It could make all the difference in the world...
lovetopleasewomen
81%er
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save some time & money too!
Kelleebabes
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elli1
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dear waltons fanboy litster
my yim isn't working properly right now, so stop sending me those naughty messages for now, it's in vain....
me
my yim isn't working properly right now, so stop sending me those naughty messages for now, it's in vain....
me
Sundayschild
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Dear Litster
Rag to a bull baby, rag to a bull......
Next time Gadget......
Rag to a bull baby, rag to a bull......
Next time Gadget......
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elli1
Guest
Dear Litster
Rag to a bull baby, rag to a bull......
Next time Gadget......
dear horny (pun intended) litster
bulls are colour blind
Sundayschild
Regulator of funkiness
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Good sentiment
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BradBigBrain
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Dear Litsters who are going through shit right now...
There are many here who have broad shoulders.
Many who have open ears and hearts.
We are here for you.
We feel your pain.
Signed Us.
Dear Shouldery Broad,
What if you're used to being the one with those broad shoulders.
You are a love. ~Me
MortalKombatKitteh
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Dear Litsters who are going through shit right now...
There are many here who have broad shoulders.
Many who have open ears and hearts.
We are here for you.
We feel your pain.
Signed Us.
Thanks! I'm here for the same. My shoulder is available too.
ashesatwork
Justa smalltown girl
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Dear obviously horny lister.
You are not new here..and this isnt my first rodeo.
For the love of humanity read a girls profile if you really dont know her. Im generally pretty easy to read.
Signed
I will throat punch you if you do that again
You are not new here..and this isnt my first rodeo.
For the love of humanity read a girls profile if you really dont know her. Im generally pretty easy to read.
Signed
I will throat punch you if you do that again
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PeteHulbert37
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Dear Throat Punching Litster,
You're pretty fucking hot when you're all riled up. I'm glad I'm not the one that provoked you this time. I did take notes though.
Signed,
Saving My Notes For a Rainy Day Litster
You're pretty fucking hot when you're all riled up. I'm glad I'm not the one that provoked you this time. I did take notes though.
Signed,
Saving My Notes For a Rainy Day Litster
ashesatwork
Justa smalltown girl
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Dear Saving My Notes For a Rainy Day Litster*,
You know from over the years you are my favorite neighbor
I always give you leniency
Mostly cause I know you will buy me beer
Signed
Will always enjoy your random pms lister
You know from over the years you are my favorite neighbor
I always give you leniency
Mostly cause I know you will buy me beer
Signed
Will always enjoy your random pms lister
newbiebabe
Literotica Guru
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Dear On the Rooftop Litster,
I didn't notice you on the six o'clock news... I'm staying tuned for the ten o'clock. If you're not on there, I'll know you don't need bail money.
Signed,
Don't make me your one and only call
I didn't notice you on the six o'clock news... I'm staying tuned for the ten o'clock. If you're not on there, I'll know you don't need bail money.
Signed,
Don't make me your one and only call
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