Dear Litster......:

[availableslave2u]

dear big bulge
i've missed you. i hope you are well and i hope your mind is still as dirty as i remember. mine is still as innocent as ever
*adjusts halo*

 

[BradBigBrain]

dear big bulge
i've missed you. i hope you are well and i hope your mind is still as dirty as i remember. mine is still as innocent as ever
*adjusts halo*

Dear Innocence,

I hope you are still knitting. That's the thing I've always loved about you.



~ Still a perv

 

[mouthybrunette]

Dear Litsters who don't start their post with "Dear ... litsters",

The greeting and sig line are my favorite parts of this forum. When you skip that, it feels like I've gotten lost and wandered in to the blurt thread.

I'm not saying you can't vent here. I'm just respectfully requesting a clever greeting and signature when you do.

Thank you,
Here for the smiles Litster

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear Pushing Yourself Litster,

Thank you for stepping up to the plate and taking responsibility, particularly after the passage of time.

I know they appreciated it.

Signed: Admiring and Respectful Litster

 

[KalIsBack]

Dear... Everyone.

We all need to just calm down. And learn not to beat a dead horse.

Something I read, a piece of advice I've taken to heart, that I believe should be a guiding principle for everyone: Why argue? If you know you're right, what's the point? And if you're not sure, why are you arguing?

Think of it like a television show... when someone says something you don't like, do you keep watching it and have an argument with the screen? Or do you just flip the switch, change the channel? If the former, congratulations. I admire your dogged determination, moral integrity, and borderline insanity. If the latter, congratulations. You're less likely to die of a heart attack than the former.

People say what they want. Don't try to change it, and you're doing no good by commenting on just the things you don't like.

Kinky sex, good alcohol, and best wishes to everyone.

Cheers.

(and cake.)

 

[KalIsBack]

Dear Self:

You shouldn't have gone out of doors on a windy day without a hat. Maybe one day you'll figure that out. Until then, take the hair in your mouth like a man.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Litsters who don't start their post with "Dear ... litsters",

The greeting and sig line are my favorite parts of this forum. When you skip that, it feels like I've gotten lost and wandered in to the blurt thread.

I'm not saying you can't vent here. I'm just respectfully requesting a clever greeting and signature when you do.

Thank you,
Here for the smiles Litster

Well said, mouthy.

 

[mouthybrunette]

Dear thoughtful and beautiful mouthy litster,

Well said.

Sincerely,
Up to no good litster

Dear fun in the sun litster,

Thank you.

Signed: Amusing myself litster

 

[ChainedUp]

Dear undwear in a wad Litster(s),

Sometimes going commando can help with that.

Signed,

Always finding solutions

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear undwear in a wad Litster(s),

Sometimes going commando can help with that.

Signed,

Always finding solutions

sexy.

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear SG Litster...

Well, are you counting the days?


Maybe if you see this you'll pick up the phone and tell me.

Needing a fix of that NC accent litster.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear fun in the sun litster,

Thank you.

Signed: Amusing myself litster

Dear self-abus...er, self-amusing Litster,

You apparently like Mad Libs. But you did say what I was thinking.

Nice save Litster

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear Back-At-Posting Litster,

I'm glad to see you're alright. I just wish you would be sober at least ONCE while posting.

Yours truly,
Worried About Your Liver Friend

 

[missgreekgeek]

Dear Litser;

You've been gone almost a month.
I may have accidentally deleted your message with your personal email, and for that I feel horrible because I miss you.

Hope you come back soon, cause this place really isn't the same without you.
And your perviness

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Litser;

You've been gone almost a month.
I may have accidentally deleted your message with your personal email, and for that I feel horrible because I miss you.

Hope you come back soon, cause this place really isn't the same without you.
And your perviness

Dear MGG:

It may have seemed like a month, but I was only gone a week. I don't remember sending you my personal email as I may have been drunk. Did I send it with a random drunken dick picture? Anyway...it's my moniker @ gmail.com.

~ I'm back

 

[missgreekgeek]

Dear MGG:

It may have seemed like a month, but I was only gone a week. I don't remember sending you my personal email as I may have been drunk. Did I send it with a random drunken dick picture? Anyway...it's my moniker @ gmail.com.

~ I'm back

Ahaha Brad

If you sent me one, I may have sent it to all my Lit Lady loves.
As a courtesy gesture of course. I mean we all want to see it
But alas,

I was referring to Pervy_Sage.
Wherever his sexy chocolate self may be.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Ahaha Brad

If you sent me one, I may have sent it to all my Lit Lady loves.
As a courtesy gesture of course. I mean we all want to see it
But alas,

I was referring to Pervy_Sage.
Wherever his sexy chocolate self may be.

Ahh....he left (so so he said in my See You Tomorrow thread.

Here's a big secret...there's a selfie on my tumlr.

 

[Trixareforkids]

Ahh....he left (so so he said in my See You Tomorrow thread.

Here's a big secret...there's a selfie on my tumlr.

Dear Brad,

Sorry about your eye, but it appears you're in good hands.

~Red

 

[missgreekgeek]

Ahh....he left (so so he said in my See You Tomorrow thread.

Here's a big secret...there's a selfie on my tumlr.

Dear tumblr addict,

Couldn't find it.

Sincrely,

Want to know what you're talking about

 

[37_ttej]

Dear tumblr addict,

Couldn't find it.

Sincrely,

Want to know what you're talking about

Try his tumbbblr.

Bwahahaha!

 

[missgreekgeek]

Try his tumbbblr.

Bwahahaha!

I'm not sure what I was supposed to be looking for though.
His tumblr's filled with naked women.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Try his tumbbblr.

Bwahahaha!

She must not have looked hard enough.

I'm not sure what I was supposed to be looking for though.
His tumblr's filled with naked women.

Not all naked women. There's at least one cock pic there.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear 3B Litster,

No, YOU are!




Signed, One Cool Kitty.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear squiggly Litster,

Horatio Kane wants his sunglass pose back.

YYYYEAH! Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Sunny-Butt Litster,

I sent Horatio a thank you for the specs. He sent me his application for throne duty.


Signed, Queen of the Sweet