Dear Litster......:

[fathom7]

Dear Kissy Face Litster:

You know full well I wish to kiss more than just your face.

Just hanging' and not bangin'.

Mottos are important -- see mine too hehehehehehe.

You look as kissable as ever.

F7 Litster.

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear Professor Lit,

I've got some sunscreen, but I could use a hand with the application process.

Signed, Fair and Freckled

Dear Fair and Freckled,

I like freckles, but not so much a sunburn. I will be more than happy to lather you up.

Signed, Mr Hand.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Fair and Freckled,

I like freckles, but not so much a sunburn. I will be more than happy to lather you up.

Signed, Mr Hand.

Dear Handyman,

I thought we were headed for Paris, but this sounds more like a shower...

count me in!

Signed, Lovely Bubbles

 

[Thandi]

Dear hijacking Litsters

Heed Eli's advice!

Also me.

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

It's not even the first step - rather, it is the first leap. It may take some time, but soon you will be soaring without any effort. Remember that.

2.

Yours, your C. litster.

 

[PerkyT_T]

Dear Litsters.

My secret is out. AbsintheDaddio has outted me.


I am an ice cube failure.

*sniff*

TheOneThatCannotTurnH2OToIce Litster


Dear JettiMaster.

I hope you choked on a perfectly formed ice cube at that cafe.

UsingSuperGlueAndGlitterNextTime Litster

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Glue Addict,

Ima stick with you anyway.

Glitterman

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Litsters-

I've seen some bullshit around here over the years, but this is the lamest. Grow up, use your brains and some common sense, and stop acting like a bunch of whiney little kids. And YOU other people, wipe the drool off your chin and take your idiotic "flirting" to PM.

Signed,

Blurting Me

 

[Lilylovex64]

Dear Litster,

Want to roll around in bed with me?

Signed,

Bored Lily

 

[cliteatingman]

Dear Litster,

Want to roll around in bed with me?

Signed,

Bored Lily

Dear Litster. Not sure this was addressed to me but YES!!!!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Blurting without a License,

But...
But.....

I liiiiiiiiiike to whiiiiiiine!!!!!

It gets me what I want
well, sometimes anyway



Signed,
Bringing the Trantrum to Art Form

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Baby Doll Litster,
Glad you made through the day.
Know its been long.
The past week has been long too.
Thank you darling for who you are.

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Blurting without a License,

But...
But.....

I liiiiiiiiiike to whiiiiiiine!!!!!

It gets me what I want
well, sometimes anyway



Signed,
Bringing the Trantrum to Art Form

Dear whiney baby....

TOTALLY admiring your prowess at the whining thing! And so not addressed to you!

Probably harshed on the kids too much Litster

PS - Do TOO have my blurting license!!!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster who's noteably absent these days,

I so want to have drunk tantric sex with you.

Signed,

Severely Deprived in AZ

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear in front of me on the plane litster,

What the dilly?

 

[Arouzal]

Dear female version of litster,

I adore spending time with you.

Male version of me.

 

[PrissOff]

Dear female version of litster,

I adore spending time with you.

Male version of me.

Dear male litster,

Prove to me that you're really male. (Again)

Horndog version of me

 

[Treasured]

Dear Thankful litster,

The day was easy to get through
The night however was a bitch!
I am glad Hump day is over.
Tomorrow will be a walk in the park for both of us
Looking forward to Thursday the second hump day litster.

 

[Arouzal]

Dear male litster,

Prove to me that you're really male. (Again)

Horndog version of me

Effortless.

 

[PerkyT_T]

Dear MissJen, MissTex, & MissGiggly,

*Bwahahahahaaaa...snort*

T'anks you very muchly for the laughs this morning!!

Perks

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear beautiful friend Litster...

Thank you for your immense love and kindness... I have been surprised about how this has unfolded... but wow, what a beautiful precious gift...

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Litsters,

Thank you all for the kind messages and posts. They are all sincerely appreciated. I finally got a full night sleep and am slowly beginning the healing process.

Thanks,

A very grateful PGer

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litsters,

Thank you all for the kind messages and posts. They are all sincerely appreciated. I finally got a full night sleep and am slowly beginning the healing process.

Thanks,

A very grateful PGer

Dear Grateful Litster:

It's what communities do. They also bake casseroles and babysit your kids for you, but since we can't do that...

Caring Litster

 

[MausAss]

Dear Litster

I so get it.

/Litster who gets it

 

[Sundayschild]

Dear Grateful Litster:

It's what communities do. They also bake casseroles and babysit your kids for you, but since we can't do that...

Caring Litster

Dear Litster

I read that as Communists.....

Comrade Sunday