Dear Litster......:

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litsters making lyric reference,

I'm country fried and baptized in gravy.

Signed,
Can't Wash off what the Good Lord Made Me

 

[Liplovinman]

Dear Litster

Just a public thank you for making the weeks fly by. While I was not looking, I can't seem to function without a healthy dose of you daily.

Thank you for the spark and smile you bring to me...

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dear Litster,

I'm pretty sure you're a dude.

That is all.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear tree-ass Litster,

Yes I indeed am.

That is all.

 

[mamasota]

Dear Litsters making lyric reference,

I'm country fried and baptized in gravy.

Signed,
Can't Wash off what the Good Lord Made Me

Dear Gravylicious,

Don't forget sweet, like, sugar, ah honey honey, you are my candy, girl


Sticky Fingers

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Litster,

I'm pretty sure you're a dude.

That is all.

Dear All,

I'm fairly sure I am too.
Shall I PM you a pic so you can check?

Woody Johnson

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Litster,

That made me a little jealous.


Signed,

Curious Litster

 

[Thandi]

Dear Litster,

I'm pretty sure you're a dude.

That is all.

Dear Litster,

I am not!
*Flashes boobies*

THAT is all.

 

[sweetsauce]

Dear Sleeping Litster

Shall I wake you with a bj?

Feeling Good Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Sleeping Litster

Shall I wake you with a bj?

Feeling Good Litster

Dear Feelin' Good,

A blowjob would be nice.

~ I got soul and I'm super bad

 

[sweetsauce]

Dear Super Litster - bad or good

Would it guarentee to get you "up"?

signed

Very curious Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Super Litster - bad or good

Would it guarentee to get you "up"?

signed

Very curious Litster

Dear Curious,

I'm almost always up. But that could do the trick.

~ I'm super bad.

 

[INeedLove]

Dear Mofo Princess--
Saw this and thought of you.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/2dbcc9bd520f36042572b6b411114f6c/tumblr_myqbpuEhIQ1skktjlo1_1280.jpg

Take care,

 

[jameslewis]

Dear Like Minded Litster:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/246bdce0dc70d6015acad8741bc9cb09/tumblr_nja2klASCG1s49n3go1_500.jpg
Signed,
Just Wondering

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Dear Geographically-Well-Situated-Litster,

How's my favorite city doing?

Sincerely,
Sad-Because-Migas-Don't-Exist-Here-Litster

 

[feistyphoenix]

Dear Too Busy Litster,

Come sit and have a glass of wine with me. We have catching up to do.

Sincerely,

Missing my Homegirl Litster

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Dear Too Busy Litster,

Come sit and have a glass of wine with me. We have catching up to do.

Sincerely,

Missing my Homegirl Litster

Dear Fellow Long Tall Drink o Water,

How many posts can I make while I take a quick coffee n smoke break between doing my dishes and cleaning my floors?

Sincerely,
We Soooo Need To Talk Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Litster Guardian Angels,


Please take care of my friends.

So many of them seem to be dealing with difficult circumstances in their lives right now. Some of it public, some of it private, but I know their hearts are heavy, even if they don't say it.

You know I would be happy to help them myself, but there is only so much a girl can accomplish with cyber hugs and kitty kisses, so you guys are going to have to up your game and take care of business. Chop chop.

No excuses now, I'll be watching you, as well as them. Off you go, then!


Many thanks,
Squishy-hearted Litster

 

[hatlover123]

Dear people of Lit

Thank you for not wasting your time cryptically talking me on here.
You have saved the internet.

Sincerly
um...it's me.

 

[MausAss]

Dear um...it's me

Fuck you, that's just an excuse for not answering me. I've been trying to contact you through this thread for ages now, but you never get. You have ruined internet for me by not thinking everything is about you.

Sincerly
It's always about you. Every damn message.

PS. This sounded creepier than I thought it would. lol, fuck it, I'm going with it anyway.

 

[mamasota]

Dear Wondering Lister,


I've got amazing lingual skills, if there's still an opening for that position.


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/20/66/05/206605bfb9184f13ac8df6e444b96336.jpg

Summa cum laude Litster

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dear Like Minded Litster:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/246bdce0dc70d6015acad8741bc9cb09/tumblr_nja2klASCG1s49n3go1_500.jpg
Signed,
Just Wondering

Dear Wondering,

would you settle for questionable nudity?

Signed,
I've Got Some of That

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Water Polo Coach Litster;

Where art thou??

Sincerely
Me Leigh

L

 

[PerkyT_T]

Dear LusciousLoverlyLitsters.

T'anks very muchly for getting me & my quirkysillysonosexyme.

I come&go without a thought but always feel da luv from you all.

LoveYouLots,

perk

 

[MausAss]

Dear Perk

I will never forgive you for calling me zerohero and I will hate you forever. Still, I find you quirky funny, silly and sexy.

Sincerly
Still crying over your cruel words