Dear Litster......:

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litster

I read that as Communists.....

Comrade Sunday

Dear Mr. Magoo Litster

time to see the eye doctor.

Concerned Litster

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Second Hump Day litster,
Hey guess what? Thursday wasn't half bad.
Busy as &%@#.
At least the power is back on. Wohoo.
Thankful for the small things
Keeping an eye on the weather over the next week.

I swear Gonna Me a chainsaw and a generator by the end of next week if winter keeps this up Litster.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Jett

Need new AV.. I like your "jet" pics.

Picky Scent

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Picky,

New phone? There seems to be a vast array of weird emoticons!

Chuckling

PS: You missed by '50 Shades of Grey' themed av. It was a rip-snorter - a grey rectangle titled 'Shade #37'.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Picky,

New phone? There seems to be a vast array of weird emoticons!

Chuckling

PS: You missed by '50 Shades of Grey' themed av. It was a rip-snorter - a grey rectangle titled 'Shade #37'.

need puke emoji ... I'm being forced to go see it

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Emoji-Lover,

<<< Just for you.

Ima-Gonna-Puke-Monkey

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Emoji-Lover,

<<< Just for you.

Ima-Gonna-Puke-Monkey

Dear puke monkey

love it

Still picky scent

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Litster(s)

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

~ Travis

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Travis,

That was kinda arousing.

Only one you need to hear is me baby in your ear.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Travis,

That was kinda arousing.

Only one you need to hear is me baby in your ear.

Dear Scent,

I take it you love mentally unbalanced men.

Please whisper sweet stuff in my ear.



~ Travis

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Scent,

I take it you love mentally unbalanced men.

Please whisper sweet stuff in my ear.



~ Travis

Dear Travis,



Damn, I thought she loved me for my charm.

Now I know it's on account of my ... *eyetwitch* ... my ... *eyetwitch* ... erm, 'unique' perspective.

Signed,

It's Clouseau, not 'Clueless'

 

[mamasota]

Dear Moonwalking Litster,

Sometimes, there is no quick fix.

That once upon a time Litster

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear litster,

I am naturally drawn to compliment people. It takes actual effort most days to NOT compliment you.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear ignored litster,

I know your response was likely just interpersonal politics with someone specific. But on the offchance you're feeling generally ignored, I noticed. And i wrote this post to say so. Invisibility is a superpower and a burden. I see you. Don't turn super villain.

Edit: oh shit. Back to back dear litster posts on separate nights. Bringing thread killing to a whole new level.

 

[MrEd63]

Dear Northern Lit Lady,

If I've offended you in anyway please let me know, so that I can sort it out.
I do enjoy the banter with you ,

Mr Ed

 

[lacandy]

Dear Long Tall Litster -

Happy Happy Happy Birthday to you!! I wish that I could give you something special in person...but all the naughty thoughts will have to do (for now).

Know that you are in my thoughts (both clean and naughty ) and that I love you and hope you have the bestest birthday ever.

Love from your too far away sweetie!

 

[pensivepoet]

Dear lit whisperer
As a matter of fact, yes i was.
But fear not, there is 0 chance of it happening again.

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear lit "friend" -

Well, it looks as though you may have gotten what you decided you wanted when you thought I wanted it, and put me in my place at the same time. Enjoy it.

Figured it would happen litster

 

[mamasota]

Dear Eggs in the basket Lister,

Remember the fat lady? Well, she's tuning her vocal chords.

That quoth the raven litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Mama,

I was listening to Santana's Maria Maria and this line (which I included in the limerick), "Ahora vengo mama chola mama chola," reminded me of you.



~ Hot for Latinas.

 

[mamasota]

Dear Latinaloving Litster,

Awww, nice! Your mojo's working and I saw the signs

That Black Magic Woman

Dear Mama,

I was listening to Santana's Maria Maria and this line (which I included in the limerick), "Ahora vengo mama chola mama chola," reminded me of you.



~ Hot for Latinas.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Latinaloving Litster,

Awww, nice! Your mojo's working and I saw the signs

That Black Magic Woman

Dear BMW (I like that...)

I got a black magic woman
Got me so blind that I can't see
That she's a black magic woman
She's tryin' to make a devil out of me.

Yo te quiero, mi corazon,
~ me

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Shady Litster

Wondering what's up & how you're doing since we haven't chatted in awhile.
Hope everything is ok, love to hear from you.

Thinking of you Litster

L

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Shady Litster

Wondering what's up & how you're doing since we haven't chatted in awhile.
Hope everything is ok, love to hear from you.

Thinking of you Litster

L

May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

~ Shady

 

[mamasota]

Dear Leroy Brown,

You're already bad to the bone, start me up.

Your Mustang Sally

Dear BMW (I like that...)

I got a black magic woman
Got me so blind that I can't see
That she's a black magic woman
She's tryin' to make a devil out of me.

Yo te quiero, mi corazon,
~ me