Dear Litster......:

[Bitesback]

Dear Pig of Lit,

Let's forget for a moment how incredibly ignorant and insensitive you have been to one of the Lit ladies. Maybe then I can temper my anger for your words and start to feel sorry for someone like yourself who must be suffering from a classic case of SLPD... Stupid Little People Disease. I do pity you being one of the very few whose life is only a mirror of your inadequacies.

I am sure it must be terrible to have symptoms of a tiny peepee and even tinier brain that causes you to lash out at others for the frustrations you face...and your lack of social intelligence must be compounded by even more debilitating insecurities that you must deal with.

I am sure you are in the uncontrollable stages of SLPD and you have no control of what flows from your thoughts. The good news is...in the long term...your condition is reversible.

I believe the most prescribed remedy for this behavioral irregularity is to practice just saying nothing. I know it will be difficult but I am sure you can master it. If you do not take your medicine I fear that foot of yours will have to be surgically removed from your mouth.

I wish you well but this really isn't about you. To the unnamed Lit Lady, wash your hands of this virus and do not let those with SLPD contaminate your Lit time. It can be a real time waster with no redeeming qualities.

I have found most here in the playground to be free of such hazardous illnesses such as this poor little guy and just know that we are all members of the various size and shape club. I believe the continuous mix and variety of the Lit Ladies is what most of us come to appreciate and enjoy...for they ALL are the real treasures of Lit.

Sorry for intruding when I am just an outsider but I have a difficult time not putting in my two cent's worth sometimes.

Signed,

New To The Neighborhood

Dear New To The Neighbourhood Litster

New members of Neighbourhood Watch are welcome.
Howling at the moon also tolerated.

Impressed with the Calling Out Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

After reading the above posts, I came across this and thought it most appropriate.

“who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite.”


— ‘Greater than’ by Della Hicks-Wilson

love this!

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Litsters,

People on here will say and do whatever they can to get what they want. Sometimes it's the actual truth, sometimes it's the truth to just them, and the other 99% of the time it's all bullshit. Before meeting someone in person or exchanging personal information, remember what this place is. You didn't meet him or her at your local Piggly Wiggly. You met them on an erotic message board.

Signed,

Billie D Williams.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Billie D,

Yes, but erotic message board shouldn't be synonymous with lying asshole board. Some people need to remember that a little basic human decency goes a long way.

Sincerely,

Have recently fallen flat on my face myself Litster

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Billie D Williams & Dear have recently fallen flat on my face myself Litsters

I'm sure anyone who has been here long enough can relate. Even proven amazing Litsters I won't let in & keep at a distance. Three times burned & you get a fear of fire. I'm here for the free coffee & donuts.

Ask for nothing & give nothing Litster

 

[ponydriver]

After reading the above posts, I came across this and thought it most appropriate.

“who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite.”


— ‘Greater than’ by Della Hicks-Wilson

Love this.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Billie D Williams & Dear have recently fallen flat on my face myself Litsters

I'm sure anyone who has been here long enough can relate. Even proven amazing Litsters I won't let in & keep at a distance. Three times burned & you get a fear of fire. I'm here for the free coffee & donuts.

Ask for nothing & give nothing Litster

Dear three times burned Litster,

There's free coffee and donuts?? Shoot, and I've always brought my own lunch.

Ready for a sugar rush Litster

P.S. Fingers crossed for tomorrow!

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear Litster

I wonder if you ever read your words back and see the irony in them?
Meh, I doubt it.

Not surprised Litster.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear Litsters,

I don't think anyone is listening.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Litsters,

I don't think anyone is listening.

Dear you...I listen to YOU...

 

[Black13]

Dear Litsters who think everyone on this site is full of shit,

You're pretty much correct. However, people are no less full of shit in real life. At least here, everyone knows what they're after and ulterior motive is fairly blatant.

Sincerely,
Everybody everybody everybody fucks!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear asshole,

Yeah, I'm talking to the guy who thought it might be a good game to try and get two of Lit's...less than confident (arrogant) men to battle for who the biggest loser is.

You don't understand anything. He can have it. If it makes him feel better to think that I am more pathetic than he is, let him win. Because I don't care what anyone here thinks of me. You look and you see one facet of a multi-dimensional structure. Like a projection of some object larger than your universe. All you will ever be able to perceive is the tip of the iceberg. So your games do not effect me.

I'm not seeking validation, or even for some woman from Literotica to lust after my cyber-self. What I'm looking for is something real, tangible, frangible. Of the flesh and bone, of the soul. This is not the place to find that and I've known for years.

So go on plaything the games. I'm not playing.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Billie D,

Yes, but erotic message board shouldn't be synonymous with lying asshole board. Some people need to remember that a little basic human decency goes a long way.

Sincerely,

Have recently fallen flat on my face myself Litster

Dear flat face and not flat chested,

I've been burned as well. I can't put myself in your shoes of course, but it doesn't feel good. My point is that I am shocked by how many people are shocked that it happens to them. It's as if they forget where they met the person. It happens, but as soon as people take this place for what it is and what it's intended for, the less "surprises" that will take place.

Unfortunately there are many people that will say whatever they need to, do whatever they need to, and for as long as they need to in order to get what they want and move on. It sucks and I'm sorry it happened to you.

Signed,

Just from what I have observed.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Billie D Williams & Dear have recently fallen flat on my face myself Litsters

I'm sure anyone who has been here long enough can relate. Even proven amazing Litsters I won't let in & keep at a distance. Three times burned & you get a fear of fire. I'm here for the free coffee & donuts.

Ask for nothing & give nothing Litster

Dear unfortunate litster,

Sorry it happened. There are a few good people on here. I don't claim by any means to be one of them. I just know of a few who are. Keep doing you.

Signed,

Know it all who actually knows nothing at all.

 

[Kat73]

Dear litsters,

Read my signature line. Roller coasters. Gotta love em!

Been there too

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear flat face and not flat chested,

I've been burned as well. I can't put myself in your shoes of course, but it doesn't feel good. My point is that I am shocked by how many people are shocked that it happens to them. It's as if they forget where they met the person. It happens, but as soon as people take this place for what it is and what it's intended for, the less "surprises" that will take place.

Unfortunately there are many people that will say whatever they need to, do whatever they need to, and for as long as they need to in order to get what they want and move on. It sucks and I'm sorry it happened to you.

Signed,

Just from what I have observed.

Dear observing Litster,

I agree with you on that. And it also happens even without meeting in person, at least it did in my case. Thanks for the sympathy, too.

You wrote what this place is "intended for".... What is it intended for?

Also, how do you know that I'm not flat chested??

Don't remember showing you my boobs Litster!!

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dear departed but not forgotten Litster who started this thread, I hope you know you are still thought of and missed.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litsters who think everyone on this site is full of shit,

You're pretty much correct. However, people are no less full of shit in real life. At least here, everyone knows what they're after and ulterior motive is fairly blatant.

Sincerely,
Everybody everybody everybody fucks!

Dear everybody fucks,

No, I don't think everyone is. But some are.

Best regards,

Dusting myself off Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

After reading the above posts, I came across this and thought it most appropriate.

“who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite.”


— ‘Greater than’ by Della Hicks-Wilson

Dear Shake-Your-Groove-Thing Litster,

This is wonderful!



Dear Litster Ladies,

I am fortunate to know a few gentlemen here who think like this. ^^

Might I suggest...
raise your standards, vet them thoroughly, make them earn it, and dump their sorry arses if they don't.

The good ones are worth the effort.

Signed,
They're Not All Bad Apples Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Tongue-Lusting Litster,

Delightful to see your AVs back!

Signed,
Likes To Look But Doesn't Touch Litster

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear Negativity breed negativity listers...

No one promised it would be an easy life.. But throughout my experiences I have found it to be soooo worth it!!! There are the good, the bad and the ugly out there...choose wisely grasshopper...

Sincerely,

Shine on You Crazy Diamond Lister

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Shake-Your-Groove-Thing Litster,

This is wonderful!



Dear Litster Ladies,

I am fortunate to know a few gentlemen here who think like this. ^^

Might I suggest...
raise your standards, vet them thoroughly, make them earn it, and dump their sorry arses if they don't.

The good ones are worth the effort.

Signed,
They're Not All Bad Apples Litster

She says some very wise things sometimes!

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear Negativity breed negativity listers...

No one promised it would be an easy life.. But throughout my experiences I have found it to be soooo worth it!!! There are the good, the bad and the ugly out there...choose wisely grasshopper...

Sincerely,

Shine on You Crazy Diamond Lister

Geez....still has a mental block on spelling litster... Litster...WTF?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Pig of Lit,

How dare you tell someone that you're not sexually attracted to someone after you have pushed for her to meet up. No where did she ever imply that she was a size 6! Did you really think her boobs were just THAT big and the rest of teeny tiny? Good lord!

While I think it's ok that you don't find someone sexually attractive, you just don't flat out say it! You don't know what that person's been through or is going through. You use tact. But, apparently you missed that lesson.

I had a lot of names that were going to directed at you on the tip of my fingers, but I realized people like you don't care. It shows through the way you treat others. I am hopeful that the women in your life are treated way better and with more respect than you treated my friend.

Signed,

You probably saved yourself the embarrassment of her possibly seeing your tiny penis-good thing!

Is this really for a friend? Or is it like when I wrote the penis enlargement companies for samples "for a friend"?

And how big are these breasts? This is all so fascinating!!!

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear Drama beyond The Young and The Restless type..

Beats the news!!! I like boobies..and cock..and oral..and anal..and good food, booze, and laughter and music AND MY FRIENDS!! Puppies and kitties rate right up there with a beautiful sunrise, sunset, thunderstorm, blizzard and well you know.....and...I work very hard everyday..take care of myself and my little family..being the Matriarch is a challenge at times...

Sincerely,

Glad to be somewhat grounded Litster..