Dear Litster......:

[Misshotndeep]

Dҽaɾ ɟųɖɠmҽŋtaɭ ɭɩىtҽɾ,


Nɷt ҽѵҽɾʏɷŋҽ ɧaى a ɠɷɷɖ ɭɩʆҽ. Nɷt ҽѵҽɾʏɷŋҽ ɩى ҽqųɩp tɷ ɖҽaɭ wɩtɧ tɧat ɾҽaɭɩtʏ. Iŋىtҽaɖ ɷʆ pųttɩŋɠ ىųcɧ pҽɾىɷŋى ɖɷwŋ ɷɾ cɧaىtɩىɩŋɠ tɧҽm maʏbҽ ʏɷų ىɧɷųɭɖ tɾʏ bҽɩŋɠ a ʆɾɩҽŋɖ. Oɾ bҽttҽɾ ʏҽt a ىųppɷɾt pҽɾىɷŋ. I mҽaŋ ɩt'ى ҽaىʏ tɷ ɾҽaɖ ɖɷmҽ ىɷmҽɷŋҽ'ى ɭɩʆҽ aŋɖ makҽ aىىųmptɩɷŋى. Aŋɖ ʆɷɾ ىɷmҽ ɭɩʆҽ ɩى ŋҽѵҽɾ ɠɷɷɖ. Gɩѵҽ tɧҽm cɾҽɖɩt ʆɷɾ kҽҽpɩŋɠ ɷŋ aŋʏwaʏ.

Sɩtҽ Tųmbɭҽ weed

 

[mickyp123]

Dҽaɾ ɟųɖɠmҽŋtaɭ ɭɩىtҽɾ,


Nɷt ҽѵҽɾʏɷŋҽ ɧaى a ɠɷɷɖ ɭɩʆҽ. Nɷt ҽѵҽɾʏɷŋҽ ɩى ҽqųɩp tɷ ɖҽaɭ wɩtɧ tɧat ɾҽaɭɩtʏ. Iŋىtҽaɖ ɷʆ pųttɩŋɠ ىųcɧ pҽɾىɷŋى ɖɷwŋ ɷɾ cɧaىtɩىɩŋɠ tɧҽm maʏbҽ ʏɷų ىɧɷųɭɖ tɾʏ bҽɩŋɠ a ʆɾɩҽŋɖ. Oɾ bҽttҽɾ ʏҽt a ىųppɷɾt pҽɾىɷŋ. I mҽaŋ ɩt'ى ҽaىʏ tɷ ɾҽaɖ ɖɷmҽ ىɷmҽɷŋҽ'ى ɭɩʆҽ aŋɖ makҽ aىىųmptɩɷŋى. Aŋɖ ʆɷɾ ىɷmҽ ɭɩʆҽ ɩى ŋҽѵҽɾ ɠɷɷɖ. Gɩѵҽ tɧҽm cɾҽɖɩt ʆɷɾ kҽҽpɩŋɠ ɷŋ aŋʏwaʏ.

Sɩtҽ Tųmbɭҽ weed

I had no idea what it looked like to write with a lisp,

Enlightened litster

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dear called late at night Litster, thank you, I enjoyed that with you and hope we can do it again soon.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear tumbleweed,

I am loving your current direction. I find you very interesting and entertaining.
Thanks for being uniquely you.

Appreciative of fresh things

 

[37_ttej]

Dear tumbleweed,

I am loving your current direction. I find you very interesting and entertaining.
Thanks for being uniquely you.

Appreciative of fresh things

Dear Fresh,

Ask her about thermometers. She'll love that.

*runs*

(actually, no don't)

Mr 50/50

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear stalker,

Don't ever stop. I love that you care enough to read every post I make.

Grateful to be th stalkee

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Fresh,

Ask her about thermometers. She'll love that.

*runs*

(actually, no don't)

Mr 50/50

Yo! Mr 50/50

What up my Aussie-boo? Why don't you make your way over the blue seas and let your jet set next to me?

Minx

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear tumbleweed,

I am loving your current direction. I find you very interesting and entertaining.
Thanks for being uniquely you.

Appreciative of fresh things

Dear Appreciative of fresh things,

It's not new. It's just new to here. I have been doing divination of some sort my whole life. I just don't advertise. I was encouraged recently by a party to do so here. This party does tarot cards on here. I figured what the hey. It would give me something to do here beside drool over dick pics and gifs. lol

Sighed,

Site tumbleweed

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Minx,

Hubba hubba!
Unfortunately our exchange rate is crap.
You should come down under.
You'll find us really cheap.

Um, our prices are really cheap.

Bargain Basement

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Minx,

Hubba hubba!
Unfortunately our exchange rate is crap.
You should come down under.
You'll find us really cheap.

Um, our prices are really cheap.

Bargain Basement

Dear bargain basement,

Whatever gave you the idea I was cheap? Just cause I got 10 more payments on my teeth at Walmart.
Cheap? Humm you got a Walmart there?

Minx

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear bargain basement,

Whatever gave you the idea I was cheap? Just cause I got 10 more payments on my teeth at Walmart.
Cheap? Humm you got a Walmart there?

Minx

Minx,

Its called BigW (but they don't know that). It's worse, if that's believable.

Target-ista

 

[37_ttej]

Dear bargain basement,

Whatever gave you the idea I was cheap? Just cause I got 10 more payments on my teeth at Walmart.
Cheap? Humm you got a Walmart there?

Minx

Dear Expensive Taste,

No, but we do have K-Mart.
They do a whole lotta stuff, but not teeth so far as I know.
Not to worry, my dentist is good.

Happy Teeth

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Going%252Bto%252Bthe%252Bdentist%252Bfail%252Ba%252Blittle%252Bboob%252Baction_caa36e_3727982.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3728426/Going%2Bto%2Bthe%2Bdentist%2Bfail/&h=426&w=492&tbnid=bhkVOxeCR-AqQM:&docid=xLQzvPSy0zHRiM&hl=en-AU&ei=9GMYVoPiJMjQmAXE-pXABw&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-samsung&ved=0CBsQMygAMABqFQoTCIOszNnatsgCFUgopgodRH0FeA

 

[Scentofawoman]

Minx,

Its called BigW (but they don't know that). It's worse, if that's believable.

Target-ista

Target-ista

Oh they have Target! I'm so there!

 

[37_ttej]

Minx,

Its called BigW (but they don't know that). It's worse, if that's believable.

Target-ista

Dear Tarjay,

Oooo, yer fancy!

Shops at Crazy Clarks.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dear Expensive Taste,

No, but we do have K-Mart.
They do a whole lotta stuff, but not teeth so far as I know.
Not to worry, my dentist is good.

Happy Teeth

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Going%252Bto%252Bthe%252Bdentist%252Bfail%252Ba%252Blittle%252Bboob%252Baction_caa36e_3727982.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3728426/Going%2Bto%2Bthe%2Bdentist%2Bfail/&h=426&w=492&tbnid=bhkVOxeCR-AqQM:&docid=xLQzvPSy0zHRiM&hl=en-AU&ei=9GMYVoPiJMjQmAXE-pXABw&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-samsung&ved=0CBsQMygAMABqFQoTCIOszNnatsgCFUgopgodRH0FeA

Is that the Koala-Mart? Lots of eucalyptus on sale.

 

[37_ttej]

Is that the Koala-Mart? Lots of eucalyptus on sale.

Dear Funny Man,

Us Aussies learn fast.

Counterweight Continent Inhabitant

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/funny-Eucalyptus-leaves-chemical-koalas1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://nearpictures.com/pages/k/koala-meme-eucalyptus/&h=606&w=513&tbnid=IP6cPEGPwFE8HM:&docid=6RrSrJqcXlb-fM&hl=en-AU&ei=NGUYVqjFEYHm0AT-m7zIAg&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-samsung&ved=0CD0QMygYMBhqFQoTCKivhPLbtsgCFQEzlAod_g0PKQ

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dear Funny Man,

Us Aussies learn fast.

Counterweight Continent Inhabitant

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/funny-Eucalyptus-leaves-chemical-koalas1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://nearpictures.com/pages/k/koala-meme-eucalyptus/&h=606&w=513&tbnid=IP6cPEGPwFE8HM:&docid=6RrSrJqcXlb-fM&hl=en-AU&ei=NGUYVqjFEYHm0AT-m7zIAg&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-samsung&ved=0CD0QMygYMBhqFQoTCKivhPLbtsgCFQEzlAod_g0PKQ

Dear CCI, you do learn fast, just takes a long time to get the knowledge first.

In your face Litster

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear crazy clarks,

Sounds a little weird to me. They got silly teeth there? I can't have no gap anymore between my front teeth!

Minx

 

[37_ttej]

Dear CCI, you do learn fast, just takes a long time to get the knowledge first.

In your face Litster

Dear Innya Face,

Yeah, it's cuz we wuz all, like, crinimals. Crimnils. Crimenails.

Fuck.

Convicts.

Yeah, confits n shit.

Bad-Ass Boy

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dear Innya Face,

Yeah, it's cuz we wuz all, like, crinimals. Crimnils. Crimenails.

Fuck.

Convicts.

Yeah, confits n shit.

Bad-Ass Boy

Dear BAB, sounds like my kind of place.

 

[37_ttej]

Dear crazy clarks,

Sounds a little weird to me. They got silly teeth there? I can't have no gap anymore between my front teeth!

Minx

Dear Minx,

I hear dental tourism is all the rage.
Certainly we're all doing it.

Jett-setter

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/australian-teeth-worst-in-developed-world/2006/09/30/1159337390806.html

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear BAB, sounds like my kind of place.

no truer words were ever spoken. lol

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Innya Face,

Yeah, it's cuz we wuz all, like, crinimals. Crimnils. Crimenails.

Fuck.

Convicts.

Yeah, confits n shit.

Bad-Ass Boy

Yo yo now homie don't be flaunting you street cred like convict shit up in here. You know you ain't nothing but a show thing!

Come to the D brother I'll show you how we roll!

Jinxed up minx

 

[RoyceConnors]

no truer words were ever spoken. lol

Badass to the end, I know, lmao No wonder you like me so much.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Minx,

I hear dental tourism is all the rage.
Certainly we're all doing it.

Jett-setter

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/australian-teeth-worst-in-developed-world/2006/09/30/1159337390806.html

. I'm so glad you got my joke!

IU