Dear Sprinkles ....

[Jail]

Some little lady is lurking on my thread right now ...... and I know who you are You better cum say "Hello" to me

*peeks out shyly from under my gold and diamond halo*

you..................you...............you mean me?

 

[Sprinkles22]

*peeks out shyly from under my gold and diamond halo*

you..................you...............you mean me?

I sure do, my Angel Apprentice ...... *smile*

How's it going, silly?

 

[Sprinkles22]

For the record..... MY halo is Platinum, Diamonds and Emeralds

 

[Jail]

I sure do, my Angel Apprentice ...... *smile*

How's it going, silly?

*looks at that and kicks my wings*

It's going. How about you, goofy?

 

[techsan]

It's been fairly good ..... was a productive day for me. I had another Betty Crocker moment (where I got really motivated to clean house) so I went to lie down until it passed (kind of like nausea) .....

Maybe this will clear your cleaning urge ... or get it stirred up:


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE"

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

 

[Sprinkles22]

*looks at that and kicks my wings*

It's going. How about you, goofy?

No, you've got it wrong ..... I'm Minnie! I'm just fucking goofy

LMAO, oh geez...I'm too funny sometimes!

 

[Sprinkles22]

Maybe this will clear your cleaning urge ... or get it stirred up:


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE"

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

Lemme see, I'll claim numbers 2, 9 and 11! But I love #9

 

[techsan]

Lemme see, I'll claim numbers 2, 9 and 11! But I love #9

Okay, then, let's see how you like the other side of the coin.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not have his "head up his ass" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He has "MARRIAGE DEFICIT DISORDER."

10 . It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

Cracked up in Carbondale

 

[Jail]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO techie

 

[techsan]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO techie

Oh, I got you too, Jaily? Good.

That's it for me for tonight...Hope you all have sweet dreams tonight...until tomorrow.

Sagacious in Salina

 

[Sprinkles22]

Oh, I got you too, Jaily? Good.

That's it for me for tonight...Hope you all have sweet dreams tonight...until tomorrow.

Sagacious in Salina

Hey Jail? You get the feeling this poor man is homeless???? He's got so many different addresses

 

[Jail]

Oh, I got you too, Jaily? Good.

That's it for me for tonight...Hope you all have sweet dreams tonight...until tomorrow.

Sagacious in Salina

good night, baby smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch

 

[Jail]

Hey Jail? You get the feeling this poor man is homeless???? He's got so many different addresses

yeah, I kinda noticed that, Sprinkles

 

[Sprinkles22]

good night, baby smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch

You haven't left me too have you Jail???

I think I'm gonna cry *sniffle*

I'm all alone in the dark now ......

 

[techsan]

Hey Jail? You get the feeling this poor man is homeless???? He's got so many different addresses

Nah, sweet lady, not homeless...I drive a moving van and sleeps in the back of my cab so my address just keeps changing with my jobs. I gottst lots of homes. Amazing how quick my address can change, tho'.

Captivated in Calgary

 

[techsan]

good night, baby smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch

mmmmmmmmm, smoooooooooooooooooooooch

Now that's the kind of stuff that warms my heart!


Raptured in Reno

 

[techsan]

Miss Sprinkles, in my travels, I ran across this cowboy who had a sad tale to tell, so I got to wondering what you thought of men shopping fer women's clothes. Sorry this is a kinda long tale.


I ain't much for shopping,
Or for goin' into town
Except at cattle-shipping time,
I ain't too easily found.

But the day came when I had to go -
I left the kids with Ma.
But 'fore I left, she asked me,
"Would you pick me up a bra?"

So without thinkin' I said, "Sure,"
How tough could that job be?
An' I bent down and kissed her
An' said, "I'll be back by three."

Well, I done the things I needed,
But I started to regret
Ever offering to buy that thing -
I worked me up a sweat

I walked into the ladies shop
My hat pulled over my eyes,
I didn't want to take a chance
On bein' recognized.

I walked up to the sales clerk -
I didn't hem or haw -
I told that lady right straight out,
"I'm here to buy a bra."

From behind I heard some snickers,
So I turned around to see
Every woman in that store
Was a'gawkin' right at me!

"What kind would you be looking for?"
Well, I just scratched my head.
I'd only seen one kind before,
"Thought bras was bras," I said.

She gave me a disgusted look,
"Well sir, that's where you're wrong.
Follow me," I heard her say,
Like a dog, I tagged along.

She took me down this alley
Where bras was on display.
I thought my jaw would hit the floor
When I saw that lingerie.

They had all these different styles
That I'd never seen before
I thought I'd go plumb crazy
'fore I left that women's store.

They had bras you wear for eighteen hours
And bras that cross your heart.
There was bras that lift and separate,
And that was just the start.

They had bras that made you feel
Like you ain't wearing one at all,
And bras that you can train in
When you start off when you're small.

Well, I finally made my mind up -
Picked a black and lacy one -
I told the lady, "Bag it up,"
And figured I was done.

But then she asked me for the size
I didn't hesitate
I knew that measurement by heart,
"A six-and-seven-eighths."

"Six and seven eighths you say?
That really isn't right."
"Oh, yes ma'am! I'm real positive -
I measured them last night!"

I thought that she'd go into shock,
Musta took her by surprise
When I told her that my wife's bust
Was the same as my hat size.

"That's what I used to measure with,
I figured it was fair,
But if I'm wrong, I'm sorry ma'am."
This drew another stare.

By now a crowd had gathered
And they all was crackin' up
When the lady asked to see my hat,
To measure for the cup.

When she finally had it figured,
I gave the gal her pay.
Then I turned to leave the store,
Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."

My wife had heard the story
'fore I ever made it home.
She'd talked to fifteen women
Who called her on the phone.

She was still a-laughin'
But by then I didn't care.
Now she don't ask and I don't shop
For women's underwear.
~ Author Unknown

 

[Sprinkles22]

I can't believe it's been 19 hours since anyone even dropped in to say Hello to me ...... talk about getting my feelings hurt *LOL*

Anyway, sorry Dear Sprinkles wasn't online today. I was MOM all day to my son ..... he managed to fracture some ribs. He'll be okay; he's my tough man .... but he's awfully sore right now.

Hope everyone had a great Wednesday, and I hope to hear from y'all tomorrow.

 

[Jail]

(((((((((((Sprinkles))))))))))))))))))))


Dear Sprinkles:

Today is Hump Day, how come I didn't get humped?

 

[Archangel_5607]

Dear Sprinkles:

same question Jail asked, but Arch is asking

 

[techsan]

I can't believe it's been 19 hours since anyone even dropped in to say Hello to me ...... talk about getting my feelings hurt *LOL*

Anyway, sorry Dear Sprinkles wasn't online today. I was MOM all day to my son ..... he managed to fracture some ribs. He'll be okay; he's my tough man .... but he's awfully sore right now.

Hope everyone had a great Wednesday, and I hope to hear from y'all tomorrow.

Dear Sprinkles,

Don't be disheartened, dear lady. Rest assured that at least one was checking your thread every few hours (yours truly)...but I didn't want to be a pest by posting back to back.

Sorry about the problems with your little man...hope he bounces back soon, although I understand ribs have a way of keeping you "down" a bit. Still he's young and will probably take it better than a grown man...lol.

Encouraging in Elgin

 

[20smoke]

Hi.... sorry I couldnt cover the nightshift... ISP problems last night, couldnt get online

 

[techsan]

(((((((((((Sprinkles))))))))))))))))))))


Dear Sprinkles:

Today is Hump Day, how come I didn't get humped?

Dear Jail:

Is your IM working? You might just get humped if it is!

Excited in Eagle Pass

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles:

Today is Hump Day, how come I didn't get humped?

Dear Sprinkles:

same question Jail asked, but Arch is asking

Dear Jail and Arch:

1) the day is NOT over ..... you still have a few hours left of hope

2) I suggest the two of you get at it in the few short hours left

 

[techsan]

Hi.... sorry I couldnt cover the nightshift... ISP problems last night, couldnt get online

Hey, 20...that's not the same as "couldn't get it up" is it? LMAO