Dear X

[LadyGenevieve]

Dear X, Good news - I found your golf clubs. They were thrown into the various water hazards at the club. Happy hunting.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear mac
Pleaze send one of each
Ty

Make that two.

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X

This is for you , cause your "specialer "

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z316/bettyboop6896/Valentines%20Day/11_large.gif



Signed,

Me ​

 

[janeyl]

Dear X,

I like the days when we can sit in a booth in the window

J

 

[TallHotChick]

Dear Stupid-retail-managers

Thank you for putting a tiny tiny tiny sign in your shop window advertising for weekend staff. Oh, and thank you also for having the shop shut the day before the deadline when i wanted more information. I have to write a CV and a cover letter for tomorrow based on the smallest poster known to man.
Your lucky i need a job!

Disgruntled soon-to-be-employee

 

[quietlyhorny]

Dear Guy-who-broke-into-my-car,

Thanks for costing me $250 and not even stealing anything.
Seriously, my stuff isn't even good enough for you?

Signed,
Man-with-shitty-things

 

[TallHotChick]

Dear Guy-who-broke-into-my-car,

Thanks for costing me $250 and not even stealing anything.
Seriously, my stuff isn't even good enough for you?

Signed,
Man-with-shitty-things

Dear man-with-shitty-things
Sorry to hear this, I had a similar experience, all they took was the stand for my satnav.
Some people are just assholes for the sake of being assholes
Chick with equally shitty things

 

[quietlyhorny]

Dear man-with-shitty-things
Sorry to hear this, I had a similar experience, all they took was the stand for my satnav.
Some people are just assholes for the sake of being assholes
Chick with equally shitty things

Dear Chick with equally shitty things,
I guess it comes down to the fact that you just can't trust people anymore.
Now I have to squirrel everything away before I leave my car. Fantastic.
I'm thinking of putting a sign in the window saying: "Don't break the window, I have shitty things."

Signed,
Feeling better I'm not alone.

 

[SummerStar]

Dear English Teacher,

It's weird that we had class together, and now you're my teacher. Also, I understand it's one of your first years teaching, but you need to understand the level you are teaching at. You teach English 102. I have had less work for my English 300 level classes. Also, I just don't like you.

Frustrated Student

 

[SummerStar]

Dear Pandora,

Play music I want to hear!

Normally your biggest fan.

 

[SummerStar]

Dear Self,

Stop posting on Lit, and start packing.

Procrastinator

 

[teknight]

Dear Pandora,

Play music I want to hear!

Normally your biggest fan.

Have you tried grooveshark?

 

[SummerStar]

Have you tried grooveshark?

I have, and enjoy it also. More of in a 'this type of music' mood, than a 'these songs' mood, I've just been finicky with my music as of late.

 

[teknight]

I have, and enjoy it also. More of in a 'this type of music' mood, than a 'these songs' mood, I've just been finicky with my music as of late.

Gotcha.
Yeah, Pandora can be crapshoot.
Umm...if you have iTunes...try one of the radio stations?

 

[NawtyShutterBug]

Dear Valentine,

Thank you so much for volunteering to work overtime tonight so we could avoid the whole issue once again.

Thinking of no longer being yours, truly...

 

[SummerStar]

Gotcha.
Yeah, Pandora can be crapshoot.
Umm...if you have iTunes...try one of the radio stations?

I didn't even know iTunes had radio stations, I'm kind of fed up with their programs though. Thanks for all the help, I think I'm just being difficult

 

[SummerStar]

Dear You,

I wrote you a letter. I wish I knew if I should send it or not.

Me

 

[SummerStar]

Dear Lead Singer of Maroon 5,

I wish I didn't dislike your voice, otherwise I might like your band's music.

Almost a fan

 

[Ginger41]

Dear X

If I dont hear from you today, I am done with you today..and time is ticking...

Me

 

[janeyl]

Dear man-with-shitty-things
Sorry to hear this, I had a similar experience, all they took was the stand for my satnav.
Some people are just assholes for the sake of being assholes
Chick with equally shitty things

Dear Chick with equally shitty things,
I guess it comes down to the fact that you just can't trust people anymore.
Now I have to squirrel everything away before I leave my car. Fantastic.
I'm thinking of putting a sign in the window saying: "Don't break the window, I have shitty things."

Signed,
Feeling better I'm not alone.

Dear both,

they stole all my CD's once...apart from the Dusty Springfield...they tossed her back on the passenger seat...

the shame...

Bad music taste girl clearly

 

[teknight]

Dear pasta,
You're mine!

Om-nom-nom-litster

 

[TallHotChick]

Dear both,

they stole all my CD's once...apart from the Dusty Springfield...they tossed her back on the passenger seat...

the shame...

Bad music taste girl clearly

Leave all the bad CDs on display and maybe they won't bother Janey
(I know someone who keeps asking after you by the way. Sure he'd want me to say hi, and he'll be on soon)

 

[geronimo_appleby]

dear, bird.

i got your back.

none of these cunts has the minerals.

 

[NawtyShutterBug]

Dear both,

they stole all my CD's once...apart from the Dusty Springfield...they tossed her back on the passenger seat...

the shame...

Bad music taste girl clearly

lmao I'm truly sorry the bastards stole your CD's but that's just too funny...

 

[Saphs]

Dear X,

At one point, I couldn't glance your way without seeing your face and wanting to kiss you. We held each other so tightly that night, that I was adamant something would happen our next time. Nothing ever did, and it breaks my heart that nothing probably ever will. When I woke up this morning to your message wishing me a happy Valentine's day, my heart sunk and fluttered simultaneously.

I'm over you, but I could fall for you again, so easily. I hope that one day you'll be mine.

- G xxxxx