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hdlynnette
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Dear Insomnia,
You are one EVIL BITCH and you need to die a painful death in the very near future.
Not so bright eyed me.
You are one EVIL BITCH and you need to die a painful death in the very near future.
Not so bright eyed me.
Peaches1990
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Dear Boss
I will be tired & bitchy & work shy tomorrow, but I promise not to let the customers know that, I'll just snap at you at every opportunity & take lots of illegal breaks, us gurls need a lot of toilet stops you know!
Princess Peaches xoxo
I will be tired & bitchy & work shy tomorrow, but I promise not to let the customers know that, I'll just snap at you at every opportunity & take lots of illegal breaks, us gurls need a lot of toilet stops you know!
Princess Peaches xoxo
AimingToPlease
Guess it didn't happen...
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Dear X,
Missing you this week, hope it's been wonderful. You still keep me smiling.
Me
Missing you this week, hope it's been wonderful. You still keep me smiling.
Me
newbiebabe
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Dear X,
The writing is on the wall.... I hate that you don't seem to think anything will happen if results are not seen and things turned around. I have told you as well as those above have told you, those yahoos who work for you will will be your undoing if you are not careful. Please, please grow a set and learn how to manage your employees! Stop trying to be their friend... you are their MANAGER!
Signed,
Waiting for the inevitable....
The writing is on the wall.... I hate that you don't seem to think anything will happen if results are not seen and things turned around. I have told you as well as those above have told you, those yahoos who work for you will will be your undoing if you are not careful. Please, please grow a set and learn how to manage your employees! Stop trying to be their friend... you are their MANAGER!
Signed,
Waiting for the inevitable....
sunshinegirl05
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Dear X,
I have decided to go with the "killing you with kindness" route......even though you are the biggest asshole I know. AND I really really really am trying hard not to completely hate you.
The thing is, I think that despite your telling me to Fuck off, fuck you, and go shove things up my ass............tonight.........me being nice to you will drive you even crazier and I'm sure you will come up with more creative things to say to me. I look forward to seeing what you will come up with.
I will bite my tongue. I will say nothing to you. I will not let you get to me. I am bigger than that. I hope that in the end you feel better about yourself.
Signed,
me
I have decided to go with the "killing you with kindness" route......even though you are the biggest asshole I know. AND I really really really am trying hard not to completely hate you.
The thing is, I think that despite your telling me to Fuck off, fuck you, and go shove things up my ass............tonight.........me being nice to you will drive you even crazier and I'm sure you will come up with more creative things to say to me. I look forward to seeing what you will come up with.
I will bite my tongue. I will say nothing to you. I will not let you get to me. I am bigger than that. I hope that in the end you feel better about yourself.
Signed,
me
Peaches1990
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Dear X,
I have decided to go with the "killing you with kindness" route......even though you are the biggest asshole I know. AND I really really really am trying hard not to completely hate you.
The thing is, I think that despite your telling me to Fuck off, fuck you, and go shove things up my ass............tonight.........me being nice to you will drive you even crazier and I'm sure you will come up with more creative things to say to me. I look forward to seeing what you will come up with.
I will bite my tongue. I will say nothing to you. I will not let you get to me. I am bigger than that. I hope that in the end you feel better about yourself.
Signed,
me
Dear Princess Sunshine
Drag the fucker to the palace, & I'll show you how I deal with arseholes
There are ppl in this world that deserve to be told to fuck off & srsly need to shove it up their arse & there are ppl that don't. You are a person that I would say doesn't, in any way shape or form.
Doesn't kill ppl with kindness, I save kindness for ppl that deserve it
Princess Peaches xoxo
kendra1980
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Dear X,
I have decided to go with the "killing you with kindness" route......even though you are the biggest asshole I know. AND I really really really am trying hard not to completely hate you.
The thing is, I think that despite your telling me to Fuck off, fuck you, and go shove things up my ass............tonight.........me being nice to you will drive you even crazier and I'm sure you will come up with more creative things to say to me. I look forward to seeing what you will come up with.
I will bite my tongue. I will say nothing to you. I will not let you get to me. I am bigger than that. I hope that in the end you feel better about yourself.
Signed,
me
WTF?
Dear whoever is making Sunshine feel like this.
You are a tool and a fool. Stop it! NOW!
~or I'll or else ya
Dear People with No Common Sense Whatsoever,
What the fuck are you doing? Exterminators cost a lot of money and seriously...THINK, will ya?
~OH YEAH
sunshinegirl05
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Dear Princess Sunshine
Drag the fucker to the palace, & I'll show you how I deal with arseholes
There are ppl in this world that deserve to be told to fuck off & srsly need to shove it up their arse & there are ppl that don't. You are a person that I would say doesn't, in any way shape or form.
Doesn't kill ppl with kindness, I save kindness for ppl that deserve it
Princess Peaches xoxo
WTF?
Dear whoever is making Sunshine feel like this.
You are a tool and a fool. Stop it! NOW!
~or I'll or else ya
Dear People with No Common Sense Whatsoever,
What the fuck are you doing? Exterminators cost a lot of money and seriously...THINK, will ya?
~OH YEAH
Considering I have to live with the man.......................I am not going to go play his games. So I am going a different route..............it actually might be fun to see him get more and more frustrated. That is not very kind. LOL.
kendra1980
book writing :)
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you have a room here
Dear X....
Damnit, that Field of Dreams thing is right!
~Call me Damnit
newbiebabe
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Dear X,
Seriously? Another weekend spent on that damn thing? Call it a day!
Signed,
Going to the movies by myself
Seriously? Another weekend spent on that damn thing? Call it a day!
Signed,
Going to the movies by myself
K
Kitty_Schrödinger
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Dear Love Film view online service,
y u no working?
"Finally found something to watch but can't" me
y u no working?
"Finally found something to watch but can't" me
Damariscotta
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Dear NH Friend:
I'm sorry you're sick, but I'm not completely sad that the road trip down to see you got postponed. I didn't really want to roadtrip today.
Speedy recovery.
~homebody
I'm sorry you're sick, but I'm not completely sad that the road trip down to see you got postponed. I didn't really want to roadtrip today.
Speedy recovery.
~homebody
kendra1980
book writing :)
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Dear X...
I cannot wait to hear from you Monday, please make it an early call
~Happily awaiting good news
I cannot wait to hear from you Monday, please make it an early call
~Happily awaiting good news
NawtyShutterBug
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Dear house elves,
Why were the dishes from last night still in the sink when I got up this morning? If this keeps up, I may have to give you clothing...
Oh, wait! *I* am the house elf. Sorry. Don't mind me. You go back to what you weren't doing while I spend my one day off, cleaning up after you...
Why were the dishes from last night still in the sink when I got up this morning? If this keeps up, I may have to give you clothing...
Oh, wait! *I* am the house elf. Sorry. Don't mind me. You go back to what you weren't doing while I spend my one day off, cleaning up after you...
Graciesnort
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Dear X, X, X, and X,
You need to thank Appysnort. She's the only freaking reason right now that I no longer want to eviscerate the lot of you.
That doesn't mean you're off the hook, though.
The only way to save yourselves now is to stop watching my house and realize that I'm going to do what I want to do ... and you guys pretty much can't stop me.
Just fucking let me be. And we'll be good again.
Sincerely,
Tougher Than She Looks
You need to thank Appysnort. She's the only freaking reason right now that I no longer want to eviscerate the lot of you.
That doesn't mean you're off the hook, though.
The only way to save yourselves now is to stop watching my house and realize that I'm going to do what I want to do ... and you guys pretty much can't stop me.
Just fucking let me be. And we'll be good again.
Sincerely,
Tougher Than She Looks
V
Vail_Indigo
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Dear Cassandra,
I don't know why I won't ask you for help sometimes.
I know you are always there for me, always willing to do what you can for me.
And today, as usual, you have followed through and I feel so much better now.
You are the bestest showerhead ever.
-Vail
I don't know why I won't ask you for help sometimes.
I know you are always there for me, always willing to do what you can for me.
And today, as usual, you have followed through and I feel so much better now.
You are the bestest showerhead ever.
-Vail
Do I have to sharpen the pixels on the weapon set I bestowed upon you?
Your squire Litster
Graciesnort
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Dear Squire,
No, but it would be helpful if you had a few back-ups.
It's possible that particular weapon set may be embedded ... places.
kendra1980
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Dear X,
I'll be at work tomorrow, but call me damnit!
~I will love you forever for doing that
I'll be at work tomorrow, but call me damnit!
~I will love you forever for doing that
janeyl
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Dear you,
The scent of you lingers in my nostrils and on my bed sheets, the taste of you haunts my tongue...that sound you make when you press into me-halfway between a moan and a whimper...
I am never happier than when in your embrace, kiss me into oblivion...
me
The scent of you lingers in my nostrils and on my bed sheets, the taste of you haunts my tongue...that sound you make when you press into me-halfway between a moan and a whimper...
I am never happier than when in your embrace, kiss me into oblivion...
me
availableslave2u
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dear freezing rain,
you're really not wanted around here. go away now. you do nothing but cause trouble. you're nasty and up to no good. i don't like you at all.
nothing personal,
me
you're really not wanted around here. go away now. you do nothing but cause trouble. you're nasty and up to no good. i don't like you at all.
nothing personal,
me
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