Dear X

[kendra1980]

Dear X....

I've a lot to do today and you are totally not cooperating. I have just dosed you good with opiates, which I hope won't make me drunk as a skunk for the events I need NOT to be looped for.

Your cooperation would truly be appreciated.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear All Of Ya,
Oh sure, you may have your lovey-dovey valentine, and your kiss-wissy valentine, and you yummy sex valentine and all...
BUT
I've got a big ass bag of tootsie-rolls, including the fruit flavored ones.
So NYAH!

-moi

 

[Peaches1990]

Dear All Of Ya,
Oh sure, you may have your lovey-dovey valentine, and your kiss-wissy valentine, and you yummy sex valentine and all...
BUT
I've got a big ass bag of tootsie-rolls, including the fruit flavored ones.
So NYAH!

-moi

Dear Vail
How good are you at sharing those? I never had a tootise roll but it sounds disgustingly good.
Peaches xoxo

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Dear All Of Ya,
Oh sure, you may have your lovey-dovey valentine, and your kiss-wissy valentine, and you yummy sex valentine and all...
BUT
I've got a big ass bag of tootsie-rolls, including the fruit flavored ones.
So NYAH!

-moi

Dear Tootsie

*is jealous, but I have Ben & Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice-cream*

- In an ice-cream coma

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Vail
How good are you at sharing those? I never had a tootise roll but it sounds disgustingly good.
Peaches xoxo

Dear AHHH!!! A CRIME!
You must come and try some! Chewy and chocolatey (or fruity) and tasty!
-me

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Tootsie

*is jealous, but I have Ben & Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice-cream*

- In an ice-cream coma

Dear Brownie
I have ice cream, peppermint stick, but I think it is not so good. My freeze sucks.
-kinda crystally frozen not yummy

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Dear Brownie
I have ice cream, peppermint stick, but I think it is not so good. My freeze sucks.
-kinda crystally frozen not yummy

Dear Kinda Solid, But Not Really

It is just an excuse to eat all of it before it melts then



- Sticky creamy fingers and mouth

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Sticky Fingers,
Actually, what I'm really hoping for is LI to show up and do his best to make anyone who will listen feel like shit.
-me

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Dear you

Yeah, he is amazing and I look forward to his wonderful wit and compassionate nature.


- Ignoring the spreading of bullshit

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear you

Yeah, he is amazing and I look forward to his wonderful wit and compassionate nature.


- Ignoring the spreading of bullshit

Dear Bullshit Ignorer,
I would not know what I was doing wrong with, well, my entire life were it not for him.

-Thinking You Should Be Happy For His Wisdom

 

[garbage can]

Dear X....

I've a lot to do today and you are totally not cooperating. I have just dosed you good with opiates, which I hope won't make me drunk as a skunk for the events I need NOT to be looped for.

Your cooperation would truly be appreciated.

Dear Looped:

May I ask, for what event is to occur for which you must maintain your sobriety?...........

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Dear Bullshit Ignorer,
I would not know what I was doing wrong with, well, my entire life were it not for him.

-Thinking You Should Be Happy For His Wisdom

Dear Enlightened by Assholes

If only we could feel true emotions like him, and we should be ashamed for rubbing our ignorance in his face.



- Not worthy of his presence

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Enlightened by Assholes

If only we could feel true emotions like him, and we should be ashamed for rubbing our ignorance in his face.



- Not worthy of his presence

Dear Unworthy,
thank good that, in his infinite compassion, and profound love of everyone so much more than his deep, passionate, incestuous love of himself, he has chosen to teach us the error of our ways

-Deeply Loved

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Dear Unworthy,
thank good that, in his infinite compassion, and profound love of everyone so much more than his deep, passionate, incestuous love of himself, he has chosen to teach us the error of our ways

-Deeply Loved

Dear Deeply Loved

We should start a religion devoted to him in his almighty compassion


- Thinking of shaving my head and putting on some funny robes as part of my religion and then handing out leaflets at the airport

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Deeply Loved

We should start a religion devoted to him in his almighty compassion


- Thinking of shaving my head and putting on some funny robes as part of my religion and then handing out leaflets at the airport

Dear Baldy,
I wouldn't bother. You'll just do it wrong.

-Has Learned The Most Important Lesson In That Nothing Is Ever Right EXCEPT FOR HIS HOLINESS!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Dear Baldy,
I wouldn't bother. You'll just do it wrong.

-Has Learned The Most Important Lesson In That Nothing Is Ever Right EXCEPT FOR HIS HOLINESS!

Dear HLTMILITNIEREXCEPTFORHISHOLINESS!

you're right, I should keep living my empty hollow life of having sex with girls and playing my games oblivious of what I should be truly doing in this life.


- Ignorant in Sapphic Bliss

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear HLTMILITNIEREXCEPTFORHISHOLINESS!

you're right, I should keep living my empty hollow life of having sex with girls and playing my games oblivious of what I should be truly doing in this life.


- Ignorant in Sapphic Bliss

Dear Sapphic Scribe
EXACTLY. That way he can keep telling you how worthless you are, especially cause you are just a girl (and oh so emotional, barely able to think). And, of course, you are REALLY wrong because you don't have any interest in his manhood.
-No Interest Either But Thats Cause I'm Just Some Dyke Who Gets What She Deserves Just For Living

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Dear Sapphic Scribe
EXACTLY. That way he can keep telling you how worthless you are, especially cause you are just a girl (and oh so emotional, barely able to think). And, of course, you are REALLY wrong because you don't have any interest in his manhood.
-No Interest Either But Thats Cause I'm Just Some Dyke Who Gets What She Deserves Just For Living

Dear Deserving Dyke

Exactly, I am just wrong in every way. I hope I can cope with my damned existance.

I'll have to get on my knees and pray for forgiveness.


- A completely innuendo image

 

[okayterrific]

dear amy,

i'm a tool for not asking you for your # the other night, and i have no idea when i'll see you again and have the chance to ask for it

sincerely,

the world's best second-guesser

 

[Graciesnort]

Dear X,

No.

You may not hike my Appalachian trail.

Sincerely,
Holding Out for Starbucks

 

[Euroalien69]

Dear X

TY............ you may think I'm specialer, but I know you're gooder!

XOXOXO

Me

 

[asian_princess]

Dear X,

No.

You may not hike my Appalachian trail.

Sincerely,
Holding Out for Starbucks

Dear Pervy X,

Yeah, get off her Appy-lachian trail.

It's filled with land mines.

*wanders off to meet Graciesnort at Starbucks cos she's buying*

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Black Armor....

Where the hell is your power cord?

Dagnabbit.

 

[MikeCasanova]

Dear Woman About to Cut My Hair,

I've long held to the belief that tights alone are not considered pants. I'll admit, though - each time you bend down to get some product off the shelf, I start to reconsider.

I think I need to start using hair gel....

Sincerely,
Shaggy Fella

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Shebitch,

Bring it. I've had enough and when that happens, it will NEVER bode well for you.

~Not going to be bullied by your ugly ass ever again.





Dear People In His Life,

Do not leave him alone. Please, please be there for him when he needs you most. This surgery is HUGE, even if it is the lesser surgery, and he will need love and tending...I just worry about his down and alone time. Please see to it that that time is very small.

~I Need the Peace of Mind




Dear New Adventure,

Be good to Nat. No, be better than good to him. He deserves only the best, and it is time for that to be a continual in his life.

~Wanting Good things for her Man





Dear School,

If you could please call to announce my acceptance, I would be very happy and it would brighten my day considerably.

~Ever Grateful