Dear X

[Jinxi Minxi]

Jesus is not pleased that you have betrayed him. I mean in all honesty aint HE the biggest of them all? One thang to rule them all.. know what I mean. GOOD deal!! YAY!

I've got a feeling you are now post stalking me. I knew my AV would burn in your mind from the day you saw it and have been jerking off to me every night and day ever since. Can't get enough huh? I hope you enjoyed every jerking moment you had.

I think he's hot for ya, sweetie. I'll still walk you down the aisle, I don't bear any grudges. You both will make a handsome couple.

I think so too MrT. Please don't be jealous...it will be your turn soon. I'm marrying you after I marry this handome man.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I think he's hot for ya, sweetie. I'll still walk you down the aisle, I don't bear any grudges. You both will make a handsome couple.

Think of it this way. Jesus is the ultimate pimp, and he wants you to be his ultimate 'bitch'. So get going girl.... Its God time!!!

 

[Mrtenant]

Think of it this way. Jesus is the ultimate pimp, and he wants you to be his ultimate 'bitch'. So get going girl.... Its God time!!!

ROFLMFAO....thats too much....okayyyyyyy....bending over and spreading

 

[Mrtenant]

I've got a feeling you are now post stalking me. I knew my AV would burn in your mind from the day you saw it and have been jerking off to me every night and day ever since. Can't get enough huh? I hope you enjoyed every jerking moment you had.



I think so too MrT. Please don't be jealous...it will be your turn soon. I'm marrying you after I marry this handome man.

You know BB, I may have him first, he's kinda cute in a godfearin kinda way. Take pictures for us?

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Ladies that Just Interviewed Me...Quite Unexpectedly,

From the smiles and the banter, I think I did quite well, even if the position I wanted was already gone.

Please find a place for me in your organization anyway, it is a short drive to work and I liked the place plenty

~Could do that job blindfolded

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

You know BB, I may have him first, he's kinda cute in a godfearin kinda way. Take pictures for us?

Oh fine! You have him then! Right after I have YOU!

*snap, snap*

Keep going MrT!

 

[Husker1987]

Dear Ladies that Just Interviewed Me...Quite Unexpectedly,

From the smiles and the banter, I think I did quite well, even if the position I wanted was already gone.

Please find a place for me in your organization anyway, it is a short drive to work and I liked the place plenty

~Could do that job blindfolded

Dear Works Well With Your Hands in the Dark,

I hope you get in the position you want...

Sincerely,

Thinks Twister Champion Looks Good on a Resume

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Works Well With Your Hands in the Dark,

I hope you get in the position you want...

Sincerely,

Thinks Twister Champion Looks Good on a Resume

Dear GREAT IDEA dude,

I think I may give that a go

~Couldn't hurt, could it

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Beautiful Redhead Who Will Soon Be Hugging Her Babies,

There is a Cadbury Egg melting in my mouth as I type this. I'm thinking I should add some to your next 'goody box.'

*nods*

FairWatcher Me.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dear XX,

Yes. I finally saw it. A week late or so. And it was captivating.

Wait! No! Swell! Yes, that's the word.

 

[Riles]

Dear Y

I have two solutions for swelling, but I need to know the root cause.

And I surely hope you don't have warbles.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Dear Immune System

I would like to be healthy now.

Kai? Thnx bye!

Signed

"currently hacking up my lungs"

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Immune System

I would like to be healthy now.

Kai? Thnx bye!

Signed

"currently hacking up my lungs"

Dear hacking up your own lungs,

VitC
and zinc.
Lots and lots of zinc.

Hoping you feel better soon litster

 

[Peaches1990]

Dear Pain In The Arse

http://www.desicomments.com/funnypics/funnyanimal60.gif

Now piss off!

Peaches xoxo

 

[TheSilverLining]

dear money-fairy,

come do a little dance in my bank account,
and sprinkle it with fairy dust.
I wanna play out at the weekend.
pretty pretty please...
(with a cherry on top).

luffs you lots,
and lots,
like jelly tots.
TSL

 

[Morrigu]

Dear TwattyOne

You were warned......now take the consequences like a good boy.

Yours

EnoughIsEnough

 

[Thomasoir]

This message is hidden because WboroBaptM0134 is on your ignore list.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Beautiful Smile Litster,

I am so very lucky and blessed to have you in my life.

Signed,

Litster who smiles everyday b/c of you.

 

[MrEd63]

Dear Whoever Hands this Shit Out ,

Thanks a bundle for giving my mother Alzheimers - she's worked hard all her life and now is having her last years ruined by this condition . You really are some spiteful bastard .

Signed,

The Man who will have to try to sort it all out

 

[SummerStar]

Dear Friendly Face in the Seat Next to Mine,

How the crap am I supposed to concentrate on math with you sitting next to me? When I see the freckle on your ear, all I want to do is nibble it. When the room is quiet, and I can hear you breathing, all I can think about is how I want to hear that sound while laying next to you in bed. When you pop a mint into your mouth, I just want to kiss you, and taste your tingly tongue. And don't even get me started about when you stretch, and I can see just a peek of your smooth skin.

Sincerely,
Somehow Not Yet Failing

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Little Man,

Lying in bed with you tonight and talking of all the things rattling around in that noggin of yours made my heart fairly glow, but when you sat up in bed, looked down at me with your little hand running through my hair, and told me you wished I could live with you forever...my heart happiness hit maximum capacity.

You asked for a 'just us" date tomorrow, and darling one...you got it!

 

[janeyl]

Dear you,

You know the scene in Amelie? The one where she looks at him and dissolves into water...cascading over the floor in a flood of emotion?

That's how I felt last weekend when I walked in the door and saw you sitting there waiting for me...

I still have butterflies when I think of it, me

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Dear Immune System

I'm still not better, what up with that?

If this persists I will be forced to go to your manager. If this cannot be sorted out I will find another provider.

Signed

"Still hacking up my lungs"

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X,

I hate you with a passion. A hate I've never felt before. I doubt I ever let that go.

When someone sent me that picture I thought of how your head looked like a q-tip. It occurred to me this morning that it looking like a q-tip is apropos. Your head is full of cotton. Your consort though...lol, well...that one really makes me shake my head.

I no longer fear you, I've nothing to fear, in fact, I am emboldened...empowered, *look those up in the dictionary* and if your ass ever tries to harm me, or those I love, again, I will take you to court so fast your fuzzy little head will literally spin. Hope you can get a good attorney, I get my legal counsel for free

-Now that felt good

 

[Graciesnort]

Dear Charlie,

For the love of all that's holy and caffeinated ...

Please ...

Stop talking. I beg you.

I still love you. I'm not fickle.

I'd just love you more if you'd hush.

,
Your Non-Goddess Graciesnort