Dear X

[CuCuKM]

Dear CuCu,

I would sincerely like to give you a big warm hug.

Love,
2am

Dear hugger,

Seriously, sincere Warm hugs, are like...
The bestest things ever, second only to a good car cuddle late at night on the way home in the backseat with one time best friend.
Always melts everything else away.

Sincerely,
Huggee

 

[iName]

Dear X,

Life is beautiful. Don't miss any more of it.

 

[CuCuKM]

Dear X,

Life is beautiful. Don't miss any more of it.

Dear New X,

Welcome to Lit.
May you make lots of friends here, and have plenty of fun, even random, whimsical conversations.
May you also find what you're looking for, whatever it may be.

Honestly,

a Giant Pickle.

 

[SummerStar]

Dear hugger,

Seriously, sincere Warm hugs, are like...
The bestest things ever, second only to a good car cuddle late at night on the way home in the backseat with one time best friend.
Always melts everything else away.

Sincerely,
Huggee

Dear Sweetest Person on Lit. Right now,

That made me smile a ridiculous amount. Thanks for that.

More hugs,
Still Smiling

 

[CuCuKM]

Dear Sweetest Person on Lit. Right now,

That made me smile a ridiculous amount. Thanks for that.

More hugs,
Still Smiling

Dear you who I see late at night,

You're like that stranger I see everynight on the quiet bus ride home from work late at night, we never say a word to each other and are always sit on opposite ends of the bus, but, I've gotten used to you a quiet, subtle comfort knowing that you're just... there. While we never talked, there was always this, tiny bit of curiousity wondering... what it'd be like to meet this interesting person who I see all the time.
Whether you know it or not, thank you for being that mysterious person I've never talked to before.

Sincerely, your bus mate.

 

[SummerStar]

Dear you who I see late at night,

You're like that stranger I see everynight on the quiet bus ride home from work late at night, we never say a word to each other and are always sit on opposite ends of the bus, but, I've gotten used to you a quiet, subtle comfort knowing that you're just... there. While we never talked, there was always this, tiny bit of curiousity wondering... what it'd be like to meet this interesting person who I see all the time.
Whether you know it or not, thank you for being that mysterious person I've never talked to before.

Sincerely, your bus mate.

Dear Bus Mate,

Unfortunately, it's my stop. I'm glad our letters crossed paths. You made my heart feel happier than it has in a long time, with just a few simple words.

Hoping to grab the seat by you next time,
Mysterious Person

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear Cool side of the pillow,

stay cool.



Chris

 

[availableslave2u]

dear academy awards,
thank you for wasting my time last night. yes, it's my own fault for continuing to watch, but i kept waiting for you to get better. bring back billy crystal!
signed,
tired and feeling stupid for watching last night

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Dear X,

My middle finger got a boner when I thought of you. Go sit and fuck yourself. Amen.

Love me.

 

[kendra1980]

dear academy awards,
thank you for wasting my time last night. yes, it's my own fault for continuing to watch, but i kept waiting for you to get better. bring back billy crystal!
signed,
tired and feeling stupid for watching last night

DITTO x 2




Dear Potential Boss who Said Inappropriate Things to Me,

You sir, are a perv, and if I decide to take you up on that offer, it better not happen again!

~ If I had other options, I'd do that





Dear Singing Group at Church,

Please sit down, you are horrible.

~Can't help it, 20 minutes of that is enough to drive any soul insane

 

[NattyBumppo]

dear academy awards,
thank you for wasting my time last night. yes, it's my own fault for continuing to watch, but i kept waiting for you to get better. bring back billy crystal!
signed,
tired and feeling stupid for watching last night

Make it three. I told Kendra it was lame two minutes in...and it just got worse after that.

Dear Potential Boss who Said Inappropriate Things to Me,

You sir, are a perv, and if I decide to take you up on that offer, it better not happen again!

~ If I had other options, I'd do that





Dear Singing Group at Church,

Please sit down, you are horrible.

~Can't help it, 20 minutes of that is enough to drive any soul insane

He won't be doing that much, sweetheart.

And as for the singing group...ugh.....

 

[teknight]

Dear X,

My middle finger got a boner when I thought of you. Go sit and fuck yourself. Amen.

Love me.

Instant win!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

You really are a piece of work. How do you sleep at night, and how can/did you sleep at night? Of course, making up lies and keeping them straight must be very tiring. Did you sit back and laugh your butt off or did you sit there and think about what you could come up with next?

Remember payback's a bitch. I hope you get back 10x what you gave out.


Signed,

me

p.s. they were too good for you anyways.

 

[Graciesnort]

Dear X,

You were right. I still have that account.

But ... msn sucks big fat dust bunny donkey balls!

What we have here is a standoff.

I'm not leaving yahoo. You're not leaving msn.

Let's see who caves first.

Bet it won't be me.

Signed,
I Know You've Totally Missed Me

 

[JessicaO]

.....

 

[Wings27]

You, Fucktwat X,

You are an asshole, the likes of which I've never known. You dare to try to cast me in a bad light all the while you have nothing to say for yourself. You are useless. Utter crap, in fact.

Call me a bad mother again and I'll see your ass in court. Oh and hearing our daughter when she described the weekend with you as "fun but Grandma Betty drank a LOT of beers and Dad did some stupid things too" seems real classy. Yeah. You're a winner. Way to own up and be an involved dad all these years later.

 

[availableslave2u]

Dear X,

My middle finger got a boner when I thought of you. Go sit and fuck yourself. Amen.

Love me.

Instant win!

i totally agree! this takes the prize!

 

[sbelle79]

Dear Mr. you know who

Just curious if the demand for DK is still up? I think I know, but a little reassurance never hurts! I know, I'm being a girl...but I am one and it happens from time to time.

Kisses....

Sbelle

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Dear Jesus,

Oh let the sinners see themselves in new light as the result of my words. Let them come to church and through off the evil in their minds. Let Satan not control their thoughts any longer. Let our church grow until we have a branch in every american city. Let a new American brewery develop the coldest beer. Oh yes thank you for showing me the light, may the difference between me and the rest here be maintained until they come to church. Amen. Thank you lord.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Dear Lucifer,

You better clear a space in your diary this week, I plan in visiting you for my conjugal visitation rights. Better make it even hotter this time. You know how I like it like that.

Love me.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Dear Lucifer,

You better clear a space in your diary this week, I plan in visiting you for my conjugal visitation rights. Better make it even hotter this time. You know how I like it like that.

Love me.

Dear Mrs. B,

Jesus loves you and wants you to marry him in a nunnery, which is the appropriate place to protect you from the voice of your body. Lucifer has infected you and you can no longer trust your sanity. Enroll in the nearest nunnery and become a 'wife of Christ' Surely this is the most erotic thing you could do?

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear Cthulhu,

Please bring down your slimy tentacled alien evil to this poor planet Earth. Purge all the sinners and holy rollers and leave this place in total chaos and destruction.
And as an extra bonus, I'd like one of those neat flashing pins to go on my jacket for the next parade?

Yours, MrT

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Dear Mrs. B,

Jesus loves you and wants you to marry him in a nunnery, which is the appropriate place to protect you from the voice of your body. Lucifer has infected you and you can no longer trust your sanity. Enroll in the nearest nunnery and become a 'wife of Christ' Surely this is the most erotic thing you could do?

Hey,

Please don't tell Jesus than I'm cheating on him...oh wait, he already knows. He sees all after all. I will be glad to join a Nunnery, I shall teach all the Nuns how to Burlesque and Pole dance so we can perform in front of Satan's slaves in the evenings.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Hey,

Please don't tell Jesus than I'm cheating on him...oh wait, he already knows. He sees all after all. I will be glad to join a Nunnery, I shall teach all the Nuns how to Burlesque and Pole dance so we can perform in front of Satan's slaves in the evenings.

Jesus is not pleased that you have betrayed him. I mean in all honesty aint HE the biggest of them all? One thang to rule them all.. know what I mean. GOOD deal!! YAY!

 

[Mrtenant]

Jesus is not pleased that you have betrayed him. I mean in all honesty aint HE the biggest of them all? One thang to rule them all.. know what I mean. GOOD deal!! YAY!

I think he's hot for ya, sweetie. I'll still walk you down the aisle, I don't bear any grudges. You both will make a handsome couple.