Dear X

[janeyl]

Dear Princess Pretty Paws,

Looking up at me in disgust will not make it not be raining, I have no power to stop it and yes, it is raining outside the front door as well as the back

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Princess Pretty Paws,

Looking up at me in disgust will not make it not be raining, I have no power to stop it and yes, it is raining outside the front door as well as the back

lol... but you gotta love the optimism!

 

[Peaches1990]

Dear Princess Pretty Paws,

Looking up at me in disgust will not make it not be raining, I have no power to stop it and yes, it is raining outside the front door as well as the back

Dear Princess Pretty Paws

Outside? Srsly? Fuck that! House cat is the way to go. They have to clear your shit up then too, for all those times they throw you off the bed or yell at you for scratching the furniture, think Litter Tray.

Go poo in the tray. That will teach the biatch

Princess Tabitha-House Cat.

 

[CelticFlame]

Dear X, X & X

I hate you,

I hate you,

& I abhor you.

~ me

 

[Peaches1990]

Dear X, X & X

I hate you,

I hate you,

& I abhor you.

~ me

I agree!

But Dear X

I fucking wub u!

Peaches xoxo

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Dearest so and so,

At first, you sounded too good to be true, then after a few communications, you made me believe you were safe to be called a buddy, but still with my reversations, I kept a close distance but not too close, we bantered playfully and laughed at things etc. Then when some shit went down, I got your back. Maybe my actions was too much, maybe it was my fault for having done so when we both knew you could have stood up for yourself, but instead, you fucked off, disappeared/vamoosed without so much as a goodbye or a thank you word. I even emailed you to ask if you were ok or if I was wrong for having stood by you in the appropriate way but still, no reply, not a word. I dunno if I should think you a shitless coward or just someone who didn't give a shit either way. But you know what? I can't miss something I didn't even have to begin with, which I thought was a friendship with you at least. Well you know? Stuff you and see if I care.

Truthfully,
Me.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear Kelley, the receptionist,

if you don't stop singing along to every song that comes on your radio, I'm going to start throwing books at you.


Cordially,

Chris.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear you,

Had I posted the same thing, OHHHH, the hue and cry.

~Not that I care, just saying.



Dear You,

right back at you.

~yep...to the 10th power

 

[Riles]

Dear XY Cromosome Carrier,

I think you're great. Better than great. Funny, sexy, smart, sharp as nails, sexy...did I say sexy? You should stop dragging your net along the bottom to capture your prey. Much better to be had if you lift it high into the air. You'll find the quality much more to your liking.

Signed,

Flying high.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear you(s),

You might be what most people would consider pretty.......but your attitudes SUCK. What you(s) say and how you(s) act.........2 different stories.......and b/c of that.........you(s) are very ugly.


signed me

 

[clearlight30]

dear me

one of the hardest things i have had to look at the last year is myself. the many layers of subconscious things inside. some of them are just out to cause trouble, some of them are just "dark" to the world but i can't run from, and soome are light and compassionate

so i thank everyone who has come along this last year who has helped in some way show or mirror another part of the unseen to me. its been a trip

 

[Riles]

Dear you(s),

You might be what most people would consider pretty.......but your attitudes SUCK. What you(s) say and how you(s) act.........2 different stories.......and b/c of that.........you(s) are very ugly.


signed me

Dear me, not me me but you me.

You're a fiesty little thing and I would hate to get on your bad side. The best revenge would be for whomever has ticked you off is to realize how great a person they will never be able to call friend.

Signed me, not you me but me me.

 

[teknight]

Dear me, not me me but you me.

You're a fiesty little thing and I would hate to get on your bad side. The best revenge would be for whomever has ticked you off is to realize how great a person they will never be able to call friend.

Signed me, not you me but me me.

Dear you... err, you, so you-you,
-confuzzled for a sec-
Right!
Do you give lessons in being cool like you? 'cause, seriously, you post some great stuff.

Thanking you for the brainers, me

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear Mr. C. Grims,

after a night with you, I always regret it. Rolling out of bed to the shower, I'm left with spotty memories of our night together: teary-eyed laughing, staring right at you and right through you, only leaving your side to hit the head. You're so cool and bubbly. You make the people around you better, more interesting, more beautiful. You're such an asshole in the morning, though.

Totally gay for you,

Chris

 

[Riles]

Dear you... err, you, so you-you,
-confuzzled for a sec-
Right!
Do you give lessons in being cool like you? 'cause, seriously, you post some great stuff.

Thanking you for the brainers, me

Dear thanking [me] for the brainers, you,...errr...

I've never thought of myself as cool, but recognize and appreciate the sentiment none-the-less. As for the great stuff....well...I happen to think your 'stuff' is above par too, so strut your -ness for all it's worth cause that's totally cool by me.

Signed,

hearting the tek-ness

 

[teknight]

Dear thanking [me] for the brainers, you,...errr...

I've never thought of myself as cool, but recognize and appreciate the sentiment none-the-less. As for the great stuff....well...I happen to think your 'stuff' is above par too, so strut your -ness for all it's worth cause that's totally cool by me.

Signed,

hearting the tek-ness

Dear....*swoonTHUD*


Wow! I passed out there for a sec!

Dear hearting,
I appreciate it, but I believe in improvement, and I think you set a good model. Also, wanna model for me?

Sincerely flattered, me

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Dear XY Cromosome Carrier,

I think you're great. Better than great. Funny, sexy, smart, sharp as nails, sexy...did I say sexy? You should stop dragging your net along the bottom to capture your prey. Much better to be had if you lift it high into the air. You'll find the quality much more to your liking.
Signed,

Flying high.

Wonderful post....though the bolded part really spoke to me. (Ok, I won't deny I am funny, sexy smart, sharp as nails and sexy....*smirks and winks*) Too true though.....you find a more quality person if you don't settle for the "easy" catch.

 

[janeyl]

Dear X,

I understand that life just got too much for you and you ran out of hope, but I'm not sure you reeally understood the utter devastation you have left behind...

picking up the pieces

me

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

You're an idiot. You have no idea how wonderful a man your son has turned out to be. You have taken him and his affections for granted and now you are reaping the consequences. He deserved better from you and now that he is able to see it all for what it is, you decide to go after his fiance for sympathy and playing the wounded soul?

Stop it... just stop it!

Signed,
I knew all along this day would come

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear X,

It is truly amazing how osmotic some people fancy themselves. Without any knowledge of the facts, they just criticize other people for things that they don't understand. You have no clue what goes on, yet you feel yourself qualified to comment because, of course, you hold a monopoly on virtue. That virtual courage you have sitting at home behind the safety of ether and Al Gore's invention must feel empowering.

I wonder if you are as pure as you imply by criticizing others. Have you ever done anything in your miserable existence with which another person might disagree? How would you like it were that person to publicly comment on your choice, despite the fact that he or she is ignorant of the circumstances in your life?

There is no doubt that you and your kind will inveigh against me for this, calling me all sorts of names and certifying that I am all the horrible things you thought of me. You can all pound sand. We aren't living our lives for your approval or entertainment. If you don't like it, move along.

Of course, if you'd like to discuss this in a mature fashion, feel free to drop me a PM.

You Know Where You Can Find Me

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear X #1, #2 & #3,

Jealous much?

Please do us ALL a favor and get a fucking life!

~HDL

 

[SummerStar]

Dear X,

I wish I could say I was over you. I wish I could say whenever I'm in a relationship, I still don't think of what it would be like if I was with you. I wish I could say that I see all of our differences, and come to terms with the fact that we would never work. I wish I thought I was good enough for you. I wish I could just tell you how I feel without being afraid of scaring you away forever. I wish I could be certain you didn't have these same feelings for me. I really wish I won't have to wonder 'what if' for the rest of my life.

Love,
Your best friend

 

[SummerStar]

On a, uh, less depressing note:

Dear McDonald's,

Get the EFF off of Pandora. A commercial for McDonald's is the LAST thing I want to hear when I'm trying to rock out. Over a billion served...do you really even need to advertise at this point?

Angrily,
I'm NOT lovin' it

 

[CuCuKM]

Dear me.

Stop being such a whiner.
Stop being an idiot.
Stop being so lazy.
Stop going nowhere in my life.
Stop being afraid of the fact that the world very well might end at anyday.
Stop holding me back.
Stop having to fake what I'm not, just because I wish things were the way I try to pretend they are.
Stop eating when I don't have to, find something else to do when I'm bored, other than play video games I'm bored of and watch non-productive shows all day long.
Stop saying, and start doing.
Stop acting for myself, and doing things for others because inside I know I'm helping them because it makes me feel good.
Be honest with myself please.

If you do all these things for me, I can promise you'll be happier okay?
Sincerely, Me.

P.S. I still love you me. You're just an idiot who needs put in place is all.

 

[SummerStar]

Dear CuCu,

I would sincerely like to give you a big warm hug.

Love,
2am