Dear X

[janeyl]

Dear Cunt in the VW golf,

Try looking in your mirror every once in a while. The reason I pulled over slowly while clearly indicating on that straight stretch of road where there was nothing coming in the opposite direction was because of the ambulance about 10 cars back on blues clearly trying to get somewhere in a hurry, not so that you could pull out in front of it to needlessly overtake me in order to get just that one car in front...imagine that it was you, or one of your loved ones in or waiting for that crew, who could have been delayed or indeed run off the road because they had to swerve to avoid you...

Yours...or should that be up yours?

Considerate driver who looks at more than the end of her bonnet

 

[kaitlynl]

Dear Father:
By the time you read this you would have been gone for approximately twenty four hours. It had been a roller coaster ride explaining to your granddaughter and your daughter in law the details. The fact is that even though we rarely talked I still miss having you around.
Many of the lessons you taught me were from bad examples. I do not drink because of what I saw you do. I do not smoke because of what I saw you do. I'm still married because of what I saw you do.
The fact is now I have a good marriage. It isn't always happy but it's okay. The kids are fine. But I missed the semi-closeness we use to have. I miss a ton. But I am also glad of the good lessons you taught. I learned to become self-reliant. I learned to take care of my own.

In all Rest in Peace Pop. Your boy misses you.

Azul (real name withheld)

::hugs:: Azul. I am sorry for your loss.

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I hope my daughter can write something like that to me some day.. and that we can have a relationship.

A man who wants to be a good father is a good man in my book. My son hasn't seen his father since he was 2 - the ex's choice. ::hugs to you::

Dear People I Love More than Anythinig in the World.

I am soon going to have to tell you something that will alter your world. It will make you understand my motives better, while hurting you. It has to be done to protect another we love. I am scared to do this. I am sad it has to even be done.

I just pray I do it all in a way that causes the least damage.

Best of luck, Kendra ::hugs::

 

[EbersMoll]

Dear X,

Don't worry about the bucket, watch out for the sharp thumb tacks though

Love,

He who drives on the right (as in correct) side of the road

 

[dirtylil_secret]

Dear Secret Keeper,

Funny that when your world is falling apart, it is then time call upon your dirty little secret, to make you feel better.

Sorry, you made your bed, now it is yours, hope you enjoy.

dirty little secret no more.

 

[MrEd63]

Dear Nobbie ,

I will neither forgive or forget what you have put us through recently - I have little faith or confidence in you as an employer .

Stressed Employee

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

Dear D & A

Thank you, that was such a lovely surprise.

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

Dear dirty lil secret,

Good for you. You deserve better than to be hidden away.

Signed,

Been there, done that, never again

 

[Chaingun]

Dear dirty lil secret,

Good for you. You deserve better than to be hidden away.

Signed,

Been there, done that, never again

Dear Shoe Fan,

Looks like you lost a bet.

Signed,

Foot fetishist.

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear Outlaw,

In the Book of Awesome you are firmly planted at the top spot.

Zee

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear X -
You know its funny how someone who says they are a friend are just an incredible dissapointment. And to figure out you really aren't who you say you are ... yet whats funny I am almost not surprised, maybe I am a little releaved even.
Me

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear X,

I'm sorry for how you looked after my decision to go home last night, even though you were doing your best to convince me to stay until I got better. I had to leave, it was not you or your actions, as a nurse, you did the NHS proud and you were extremely polite and professional but, I really did feel like a caged animal and did not want to have to perform the simple task of taking a pee, I know me too well, and even though I am usually respectable, I'd have said something in frustration that simply, was way above any persons pay grade to have to listen too. That is the reason I went home... You'll be glad to know that as of midnight, I had a trickle and now peeing on about 40% - so I'm getting there

Painful shoulder me

 

[Marguerite01]

Dear Dad
I am so glad I got to talk to you today. I don’t know how many more of these times we will have and I am so grateful when we can.
I feel that when we were together a month or so ago there was so much else going on (doctors, waiting rooms, tests) that everything was masked by the urgency of medicine. Half of the time you were not yourself and the person I spoke to was the new you, the childish giggler who I don’t recognize and who irritates me beyond measure. I feel such a crappy daughter that he irritates me, but he does. I think he would irritate you too.
Today though, you were miraculously yourself. You teased me about my cowlick and we chatted about the rugby we have been watching. You even had a good old rant about the woman who sneaks her dog onto your lawn and leaves scorched patches. Your old authoritative voice was there like it had never left- ordering people about in the background, and you apologised in the sweetest way for growing old and being forgetful. We both knew that is not all it is, and I could hear the suppressed emotion in your voice- stiff upper lip and all that. Well the thing is, I miss you, and I will miss you more in times to come. Hang in there Dad.
Love,
Your little girl.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Dear Bicycle,

I know you're out there waiting on me and I will ride you today. I'm procrastinating, so quit looking at me like that -- all forlorn and with that fucking puppy dog look. I'll get there as soon as I can. And you will be ridden. And I'm going to ride you hard and long and I'm gonna put you away wet. You can bet on it.

~me

Oh to be a bicycle...

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

Once again, I'm finding myself needing to tell you that the my world does not revolve around you. The entire world does not revolve around you.

Even though there are lots of times I think you are a piece of shit..............I do not tell you that. And if you really want me to tell you and show you, I can do that. If that is what you want. I will stop doing your fucking laundry, I'll stop cooking your meals for you, I'll stop doing all your last minute shit you say you just didn't have time to do, but in reality, you forgot to do. I'll stop being buying you shit when you run out of it, I'll stop making sure you have everything you need when you are preparing for important stuff.

I know you find it hard to believe, but I'm not really here to make your life a living hell. You could do that all on your own. While I desire no physical relationship with you, I do care about you. I do want to see you succeed and be successful in what you do. Stop thinking that I'm the she-bitch from hell who thinks you're nothing but a piece of shit............and a motherfucker. (your words...not mine).

Sure I will make mistakes. But you make them too. I think that if you didn't have your head so far up your ass, you'd realize that. But wait....in your world you are perfect and everyone else......well they are just shit. Sorry forgot myself for a minute. I know, how dare I?!

If you want to stop thinking that I think you're a piece of shit or even a motherfucker............then stop acting like it. Your actions speak way louder than your words do. Ooooh while we're at it...............you say I don't respect you. It's a 2 way street honey. You want me to be respectful of you, then show a little respect to me.


That pie I made last night...per your request...........I really just want to go shove it up your ass today. (but you just might like things shoved up your ass, so if that's the case.........I'll just go give it away to someone who appreciates my efforts.)



Signed,

a wife who LOVES starting out mornings being yelled at.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X,

Once again, I'm finding myself needing to tell you that the my world does not revolve around you. The entire world does not revolve around you.

Even though there are lots of times I think you are a piece of shit..............I do not tell you that. And if you really want me to tell you and show you, I can do that. If that is what you want. I will stop doing your fucking laundry, I'll stop cooking your meals for you, I'll stop doing all your last minute shit you say you just didn't have time to do, but in reality, you forgot to do. I'll stop being buying you shit when you run out of it, I'll stop making sure you have everything you need when you are preparing for important stuff.

I know you find it hard to believe, but I'm not really here to make your life a living hell. You could do that all on your own. While I desire no physical relationship with you, I do care about you. I do want to see you succeed and be successful in what you do. Stop thinking that I'm the she-bitch from hell who thinks you're nothing but a piece of shit............and a motherfucker. (your words...not mine).

Sure I will make mistakes. But you make them too. I think that if you didn't have your head so far up your ass, you'd realize that. But wait....in your world you are perfect and everyone else......well they are just shit. Sorry forgot myself for a minute. I know, how dare I?!

If you want to stop thinking that I think you're a piece of shit or even a motherfucker............then stop acting like it. Your actions speak way louder than your words do. Ooooh while we're at it...............you say I don't respect you. It's a 2 way street honey. You want me to be respectful of you, then show a little respect to me.


That pie I made last night...per your request...........I really just want to go shove it up your ass today. (but you just might like things shoved up your ass, so if that's the case.........I'll just go give it away to someone who appreciates my efforts.)



Signed,

a wife who LOVES starting out mornings being yelled at.

Dear X,

I love pie.



I'm calling on my way in if you are about xoxoxoxo

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

I love pie.



I'm calling on my way in if you are about xoxoxoxo

I will be about.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear X,

Once again, I'm finding myself needing to tell you that the my world does not revolve around you. The entire world does not revolve around you.

Even though there are lots of times I think you are a piece of shit..............I do not tell you that. And if you really want me to tell you and show you, I can do that. If that is what you want. I will stop doing your fucking laundry, I'll stop cooking your meals for you, I'll stop doing all your last minute shit you say you just didn't have time to do, but in reality, you forgot to do. I'll stop buying you shit when you run out of it, I'll stop making sure you have everything you need when you are preparing for important stuff.

I know you find it hard to believe, but I'm not really here to make your life a living hell. You could do that all on your own. While I desire no physical relationship with you, I do care about you. I do want to see you succeed and be successful in what you do. Stop thinking that I'm the she-bitch from hell who thinks you're nothing but a piece of shit............and a motherfucker. (your words...not mine).

Sure I will make mistakes. But you make them too. I think that if you didn't have your head so far up your ass, you'd realize that. But wait....in your world you are perfect and everyone else......well they are just shit. Sorry forgot myself for a minute. I know, how dare I?!

If you want to stop thinking that I think you're a piece of shit or even a motherfucker............then stop acting like it. Your actions speak way louder than your words do. Ooooh while we're at it...............you say I don't respect you. It's a 2 way street honey. You want me to be respectful of you, then show a little respect to me.


*Snipped*



Signed,

a wife who LOVES starting out mornings being yelled at.

WTF umm is yours related to mine

 

[fungatorgurl101]

WTF umm is yours related to mine

YUP her's, mine and yours have got to all be from the same gene kiddie pool

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear X,

Once again, I'm finding myself needing to tell you that the my world does not revolve around you. The entire world does not revolve around you.

Even though there are lots of times I think you are a piece of shit..............I do not tell you that. And if you really want me to tell you and show you, I can do that. If that is what you want. I will stop doing your fucking laundry, I'll stop cooking your meals for you, I'll stop doing all your last minute shit you say you just didn't have time to do, but in reality, you forgot to do. I'll stop being buying you shit when you run out of it, I'll stop making sure you have everything you need when you are preparing for important stuff.

I know you find it hard to believe, but I'm not really here to make your life a living hell. You could do that all on your own. While I desire no physical relationship with you, I do care about you. I do want to see you succeed and be successful in what you do. Stop thinking that I'm the she-bitch from hell who thinks you're nothing but a piece of shit............and a motherfucker. (your words...not mine).

Sure I will make mistakes. But you make them too. I think that if you didn't have your head so far up your ass, you'd realize that. But wait....in your world you are perfect and everyone else......well they are just shit. Sorry forgot myself for a minute. I know, how dare I?!

If you want to stop thinking that I think you're a piece of shit or even a motherfucker............then stop acting like it. Your actions speak way louder than your words do. Ooooh while we're at it...............you say I don't respect you. It's a 2 way street honey. You want me to be respectful of you, then show a little respect to me.

That pie I made last night...per your request...........I really just want to go shove it up your ass today. (but you just might like things shoved up your ass, so if that's the case.........I'll just go give it away to someone who appreciates my efforts.)

Signed,

a wife who LOVES starting out mornings being yelled at.

This is probably good for me to keep in mind. Thanks. sometimes I forget what my wife has done for me. And I shouldn't.
I know it's probably small consolation, but you may have helped another woman.

Also...I'll take the pie...but not up the ass please...(what kind?)

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear Outlaw,

The music made me melt.

The jokes made me giggle.

And you made me smile the whole time.

Do it again, will ya??

Zee

 

[charmed1]

Dear Handsome Starbucks Man,

As cute as you are, I really just want my coffee first thing in the morning. Pick up lines stopped working on me years ago. However, if you really think I'm all that pretty, feel free to give me my coffee for free.


Thanks so much,

Not a morning person

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

Dear bitch from hell

What goes around comes around.

me that really can't be bothered with your shit.

 

[removed021712]

................

 

[avrgblkgrl]

I just have to go there...

Dear Mr. Virgin Litster,

I don't pretend to know very much about what goes on around here. I generally let things that bother me go over my head, not because I cannot intellectually grasp it but because I don't come to LIT to be bothered. I have no desire to offend any one that this does not apply to. Most likely, this letter will not fit into the politically correct genre; I'm going to write it anyway.

DO NOT PM ME ANYMORE​

​

Not only does your handle clearly imply that you are on the hunt for white women, but your profile also clearly states that any white woman who is in search of a big black dick should give you a PM. I always pride myself in being a lady. When I responded "Thank you for the compliment, but no thanks," I was being really polite. You should have just taken it at face value and moved on--to the next white woman in search of big black dick. I'm just not interested in getting to know you. That is my prerogative.

No, it does not mean that I am jealous or insecure. I am very comfortable with who and what I am. Everyone has their preferences. Believe it or not, I have my own preferences too. No, I am not embarrassed. I neither know you nor claim you, so there is no reason for me to feel one way or the other. And as far as me dieing to fulfill some white guys slave girl fantasy, I'm not even going to go there because that's not where I'm at. You can call me a stuck up bitch or whatever else you want to. What I choose to stick up my ass is also my prerogative. My feelings are not hurt in the least bit.

The bottom line is: I am just not interested in you. I'm attracted to men (and sometimes women ) that can read.

(Please Note: Pay particular attention to the words that are recorded in bold print)

Sincerely yours,

AVERAGE BLACK GIRL

PS I know this isn't very lady like, but Kiss my Black Ass.

 

[removed021712]

Dear Mr. Virgin Litster,

I don't pretend to know very much about what goes on around here. I generally let things that bother me go over my head, not because I cannot intellectually grasp it but because I don't come to LIT to be bothered. I have no desire to offend any one that this does not apply to. Most likely, this letter will not fit into the politically correct genre; I'm going to write it anyway.

DO NOT PM ME ANYMORE​

​

Not only does your handle clearly imply that you are on the hunt for white women, but your profile also clearly states that any white woman who is in search of a big black dick should give you a PM. I always pride myself in being a lady. When I responded "Thank you for the compliment, but no thanks," I was being really polite. You should have just taken it at face value and moved on--to the next white woman in search of big black dick. I'm just not interested in getting to know you. That is my prerogative.

No, it does not mean that I am jealous or insecure. I am very comfortable with who and what I am. Everyone has their preferences. Believe it or not, I have my own preferences too. No, I am not embarrassed. I neither know you nor claim you, so there is no reason for me to feel one way or the other. And as far as me dieing to fulfill some white guys slave girl fantasy, I'm not even going to go there because that's not where I'm at. You can call me a stuck up bitch or whatever else you want to. What I choose to stick up my ass is also my prerogative. My feelings are not hurt in the least bit.

The bottom line is: I am just not interested in you. I'm attracted to men (and sometimes women ) that can read.

(Please Note: Pay particular attention to the words that are recorded in bold print)

Sincerely yours,

AVERAGE BLACK GIRL

PS I know this isn't very lady like, but Kiss my Black Ass.

Dear ABG,

is that last offer open to me as well? I would love to kiss that sexy black ass