Dear X

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Dear Self,

You have GOT to let him go! He's made it perfectly clear many times that he does not want you anymore. He wants her. Why do you keep hurting yourself over this man? He lied to you constantly and neglected you and your relationship because he was more into his xbox than you. He uses you for his sexual release at his will without giving you the real pleasure you need from him. So why keep doing this to yourself? Why get hurt and act surprised when he talks to her more than you? When he wants to spend more time with her than you? He doesn't care about you or your feelings. He's made that perfectly clear countless times as well. It's time to move on and find REAL happiness in your life. There is a man out there who really does love you and wants to be with you and he's gonna be here in a week. Focus your attention on him. Be happy with him. You'll get everything you never got from the asshole and much more.

Still... it's so hard to stop loving someone when they still have your heart.

~Your Tattered Heart and Soul

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

Dear Your Tattered Heart and Soul,

My heart weeps for the pain you are feeling. I've been there also but have learned when one door closes it so another can open. He truly did not deserve you or your love.

You do deserve REAL happiness and if this other man loves you as you believe he does, give him and yourself a honest chance. Don't hold back with him because of what "he" did. Life is too short to be unhappy.

Now, dust off your britches and get back in the saddle.

Signed,
A Mended Heart and Soul

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear Redbirds,

THANK YOU for an amazing season. You surprised when I thought it was all over. You made me a happy girl last night and I thank you a million times over.

A Happy Fan.

P.S. Tell Berkman to shave the beard already and BRING BACK EL HOMBRE!!!!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear X,

Thank you so much. I had left you for dead so many times. As far back as August. Then again in October. I couldn't believe you made it. Then, I turned my back on you Thursday night and left you even though you were fighting. I apologize that for that. I stayed with you last night through thick and thin. It started off rough, but it improved and improved and improved all night. During it, I was so confident that you would be successful.

And I was so happy at the end.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Redbirds,

THANK YOU for an amazing season. You surprised when I thought it was all over. You made me a happy girl last night and I thank you a million times over.

A Happy Fan.

P.S. Tell Berkman to shave the beard already and BRING BACK EL HOMBRE!!!!

And that mullet has got to go.

And I cannot imagine Albert leaving.

 

[HesterPrynne]

And that mullet has got to go.

And I cannot imagine Albert leaving.

Yes. Especially if he wants me to molest him.

I'm soooo happy he FINALLY got his World Series win.

And after this, I can't imagine Albert walking away from Cardinal Nation.

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Dear Your Tattered Heart and Soul,

My heart weeps for the pain you are feeling. I've been there also but have learned when one door closes it so another can open. He truly did not deserve you or your love.

You do deserve REAL happiness and if this other man loves you as you believe he does, give him and yourself a honest chance. Don't hold back with him because of what "he" did. Life is too short to be unhappy.

Now, dust off your britches and get back in the saddle.

Signed,
A Mended Heart and Soul

Dear Mended Heart and Soul,

Thank you.

~Struggling to be Happy

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Dear Self,

Stop letting those thoughts into you head. Go back to sleep and maybe you'll feel better when you wake.

~Scared and Worried

 

[BradBigBrain]

Yes. Especially if he wants me to molest him.

I'm soooo happy he FINALLY got his World Series win.

And after this, I can't imagine Albert walking away from Cardinal Nation.

I can't either. You've got mail.

 

[HesterPrynne]

I can't either. You've got mail.

Dear Fellow Fan,

That was a great article. Maybe you should send it along to his people. Because bottom line .... he needs to think about that.

Me

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear freshly shaved pubic region,

This is why I don't shave you too often. I look like a 3yr old doing the peepee dance because it itches so bad. I am a grown man and shouldn't have to "sneak" a nut sack pinch in between grocery store aisles. As good as it feels to calm that itch I am almost positive our local grocery shoppers didn't trek to the freezer section to see a 6'5 male in loose fitting shorts playing pocklet pool without the use of the pockets.

Thanks,

Thumb and forefinger pinch reliever.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear freshly shaved pubic region,

This is why I don't shave you too often. I look like a 3yr old doing the peepee dance because it itches so bad. I am a grown man and shouldn't have to "sneak" a nut sack pinch in between grocery store aisles. As good as it feels to calm that itch I am almost positive our local grocery shoppers didn't trek to the freezer section to see a 6'5 male in loose fitting shorts playing pocklet pool without the use of the pockets.

Thanks,

Thumb and forefinger pinch reliever.

Gotta shave more often, bro.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear X,

Embezzling? Really? Holy fuck. If it's true, you are so totally fucked. Like PMITA prison fucked.

 

[Heidi123]

See pm.

 

[WckdnWild]

Dear X ~

You douche bag! If your car alarm is jacked up why bother setting it? When it goes off every 15 minutes starting at Midnight...and continues, HELL YES I'm calling the dayum police! Your loud music and noisy friends, no big deal, I don't begrudge you having a good time.... but that dayum horn honkin', the sirens and the lights flashing....it's called disturbing the peace. You're lucky it was TOO dayum cold to go outside and pin all four of your tire stems. Would have enjoyed seeing you try and deal with four flat tires, ya inconsiderate bastard.

Your Now REALLY Pissed Off Sleepless Neighbor

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear freshly shaved pubic region,

This is why I don't shave you too often. I look like a 3yr old doing the peepee dance because it itches so bad. I am a grown man and shouldn't have to "sneak" a nut sack pinch in between grocery store aisles. As good as it feels to calm that itch I am almost positive our local grocery shoppers didn't trek to the freezer section to see a 6'5 male in loose fitting shorts playing pocklet pool without the use of the pockets.

Thanks,

Thumb and forefinger pinch reliever.

*Giggling*

Hmmm if they make Anti-monkey butt I wonder if it would work to prevent monkey nuts

http://shop.antimonkeybutt.com/product_images/f/215/original_store__22649_std.png

 

[TheDILFnextdoor]

Dear X
A kite stuck in my tree.
What more intimate message could you have sent?
Still pulling strings I see.
I kept it but I'll send it back someday.
I miss you.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Dear X

I got so used to you like you were part of my daily morning routine - the good mornings ,,, & being a pest to you - thought you liked it actually teasing me,,, knowing I had work finish - that part was fun , sighhhhhhhhh

Pestnot Anymore

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Dear Ex,

Thank you for all you did for me yesterday. Though you're an asshole, you can be a real sweetheart sometimes. Guess that's why I still love you so much.

~Me

 

[behindthewheel]

Dear busy litser

I hope the alarm has been sorted and that you are not double shifting....

thumb twiddling litser

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Husband,

I am sorry you are 41 years old and have just now decided you wanted to wash your work clothes that you need for work, and I had your son - 3 minutes before you, start his laundry that he needs to wear to school tomorrow. Let me remind you, he's 12 - you're 41. Both of you knew you needed clean clothes and both of you were very much capable of washing them prior to the night before they were needed. Now... had I remembered you needed yours washed, I would have held off on having our son wash his, however I simply forgot, it was an honest mistake, because believe me I know who has to deal with your piss ass mood when things don't go you're f'ing way.

I really think you have a lot of nerve walking around here stomping your feet, slamming doors, and tightening your jaw simply because you are the one forced to wait for the washer now, not your kid.

From,

You're annoyed wife who thinks you're acting like a dumb-ass this evening.

 

[Size13]

Dear Bi horny Babe

Just let the asshole go.

You are so much better than that.

Lose his ass... he isn't worth it. You have way too much energy spent you could be using elsewhere...

Concerned Lit Person

 

[behindthewheel]

Dear hiding litser

I hope you are well as I have not seen ya in days!

 

[SouthernGaGal]

Dear X,

I've heard through my friends you've been asking about me, and wanting to work things out. It's better for both of us to leave things the way they are and try to move on. You are one of the biggest manipulators I've never met. That being said, I still & will always love you.

Love,

Me

 

[Treasured]

Dear twiddling Litster,

Tis the season to be Jolly. Its also the season for double timing.

Please be patient....don't be tempted.

Not sure what happened on Saturday morning but that was simply cruel


Still hanging litster