TheSilverLining
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Dear painkillers,
Hurry up and work quickly.
Thanks muchly in advance,
me x
Hurry up and work quickly.
Thanks muchly in advance,
me x
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Juicybicuriouslady
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Dear K & B
Grow up!
Me
Dear Claire
Don't keep calling me about it..... I can't and won't help you with this. It's not my problem, it was and I dealt with it and now it isn't, you knew what you were taking on and it's very easy to solve btw, as you well know, you told me that yesterday evening. You told me what you were gonna do about it, so now just do it, the only one making it difficult is you, you don't owe either of them anything, I know you like to play the martyr all the time, that's fine, your choice, but I don't feel a need to hear about it, we're not friends, just aquaintances and I don't owe you anything. I've answered the phone out of politeness, that's all, now I'm through with being polite, okay.
me that doesn't give a stuff about this situation
Grow up!
Me
Dear Claire
Don't keep calling me about it..... I can't and won't help you with this. It's not my problem, it was and I dealt with it and now it isn't, you knew what you were taking on and it's very easy to solve btw, as you well know, you told me that yesterday evening. You told me what you were gonna do about it, so now just do it, the only one making it difficult is you, you don't owe either of them anything, I know you like to play the martyr all the time, that's fine, your choice, but I don't feel a need to hear about it, we're not friends, just aquaintances and I don't owe you anything. I've answered the phone out of politeness, that's all, now I'm through with being polite, okay.
me that doesn't give a stuff about this situation
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kendra1980
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Dear Guy at the DMV who could not speak one iota of English....
Get thee to class. Those lines are long enough without some poor, overworked woman having to ask you for the freaking 100th time what it was you said. My hope is you can READ English if you cannot speak it.
~You Make My Head Hurt
Dear People that Work at Furniture Stores,
I wish you would let me LOOK before you pounce like a bunch of vultures who haven't had a good feed in a week for fourteen. IF I find what I want, I will give you a smile, a wave, or even a "hey you", but leave me in peace while I look. I understand your pay is probably prorated on the amount of aggravation you cause your clientele, but when you do it to me...I'm gonna tell you to back off!
~Sofa Shopping HOPEFULLY in peace now
Get thee to class. Those lines are long enough without some poor, overworked woman having to ask you for the freaking 100th time what it was you said. My hope is you can READ English if you cannot speak it.
~You Make My Head Hurt
Dear People that Work at Furniture Stores,
I wish you would let me LOOK before you pounce like a bunch of vultures who haven't had a good feed in a week for fourteen. IF I find what I want, I will give you a smile, a wave, or even a "hey you", but leave me in peace while I look. I understand your pay is probably prorated on the amount of aggravation you cause your clientele, but when you do it to me...I'm gonna tell you to back off!
~Sofa Shopping HOPEFULLY in peace now
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear Nephew,
I know for a fact they let you shower, and shave. I know for a fact you own a stick of deodorant. I know for a fact that you may think because you are in temporary housing at the jail, you can come here on your passes and hang out, which you can, but YOU could come back smelling better.
Love your,
Don't sit too close to me Aunt.
I know for a fact they let you shower, and shave. I know for a fact you own a stick of deodorant. I know for a fact that you may think because you are in temporary housing at the jail, you can come here on your passes and hang out, which you can, but YOU could come back smelling better.
Love your,
Don't sit too close to me Aunt.
arnoldlane84
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Dear X...
Never mind. I've been an idiot.
Never mind. I've been an idiot.
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someoneyouknow
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Dear Life,
In re: yesterday's request, ya done good. Except for the annoyingly loud music in a confined space, a good time was had by all. There were even surprises (one of which was truly staggering).
About the only thing that could have possibly made it better is if you had cajoled her into coming so I could see if my overactive imagination was correct.
I hereby absolve you of one, and only one, stunt you have performed on me in the past.
Sincerely,
The guy who everyone instantly recognized
In re: yesterday's request, ya done good. Except for the annoyingly loud music in a confined space, a good time was had by all. There were even surprises (one of which was truly staggering).
About the only thing that could have possibly made it better is if you had cajoled her into coming so I could see if my overactive imagination was correct.
I hereby absolve you of one, and only one, stunt you have performed on me in the past.
Sincerely,
The guy who everyone instantly recognized
Sensualdreamer
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Dear J********
When you contacted me (w/ your phone number no less) I was polite as possible and let you know that what you were wanting I wasn't interested in. I had hoped you would've had the maturity to accept that I wasn't interested.
I appreciate your thoughts & feelings are yours, but I don't hold the same for you. I have explained this to you. When will you understand that I have no interest in you in a romantic or intimate way?
Continually PMing me has only served to make you look like a whiny, needy, clingy person, and there is NOTHING remotely attractive about that! Why would I want another relationship like that when I have had 9+ years of marriage to a person like that
When you started attacking me as a person and then called me shallow & fake for having been honest w/ you it only solidified the fact that I made the right choice. Regardless I chose to be as polite as possible and explained to you that you're a smoker and b/c of health reasons I wouldn't ever consider a future relationship w/ a smoker. Secondly for you to state that you want a woman who knows what she wants smacks of hypocrisy esp given the fact that I *DO* know what I want, and you're not listening. Thirdly I could easily jerk you around by the balls and play mind games w/ you and then have you call me a bitch when I tell you that you're not my type but b/c I'm not a emotionally chaotic wreck of a woman I refuse to do so. Lastly I don't "owe" you a damn thing, you don't own me
When you say things like "I'm not a difficult person but I am very persistent when I see someone I like" only raises my guard so you might want to back the fuck down before you get a full on bitch fest started I'm as clear as can be and I haven't sent you any mixed messages so what part of "I'm not interested in you" are you not comprehending?
Knows what I want Woman...
When you contacted me (w/ your phone number no less) I was polite as possible and let you know that what you were wanting I wasn't interested in. I had hoped you would've had the maturity to accept that I wasn't interested.
I appreciate your thoughts & feelings are yours, but I don't hold the same for you. I have explained this to you. When will you understand that I have no interest in you in a romantic or intimate way?
Continually PMing me has only served to make you look like a whiny, needy, clingy person, and there is NOTHING remotely attractive about that! Why would I want another relationship like that when I have had 9+ years of marriage to a person like that
When you started attacking me as a person and then called me shallow & fake for having been honest w/ you it only solidified the fact that I made the right choice. Regardless I chose to be as polite as possible and explained to you that you're a smoker and b/c of health reasons I wouldn't ever consider a future relationship w/ a smoker. Secondly for you to state that you want a woman who knows what she wants smacks of hypocrisy esp given the fact that I *DO* know what I want, and you're not listening. Thirdly I could easily jerk you around by the balls and play mind games w/ you and then have you call me a bitch when I tell you that you're not my type but b/c I'm not a emotionally chaotic wreck of a woman I refuse to do so. Lastly I don't "owe" you a damn thing, you don't own me
When you say things like "I'm not a difficult person but I am very persistent when I see someone I like" only raises my guard so you might want to back the fuck down before you get a full on bitch fest started
I'm as clear as can be and I haven't sent you any mixed messages so what part of "I'm not interested in you" are you not comprehending?Knows what I want Woman...
IhateClowns
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Dear Nancy,
You have put me to sleep over the past few years and I want to thank you for that. My wife and I lay in bed and get angrier and angrier at you as you continuously interupt amd degrade your guests to make yourself look better. Your lack of a sense of humor and all knowing scowl make me roll my eyes and squeeze my wife's arm harder and harder.
Watching your coverage of the Casey Anthony investigation over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and well over again was some of the worst/best TV ever. Your continuous loops of the same interviews just in different orders each night made for very original TV.
The fact that you bring your twin babies into every kidnapping, murder, rape, and brutal attacks shows us what a great mother you are. I can completely understand the correlation between a gang rape and baby twins. Completely makes sense to me. I love especially when the callers call in and ask a simpleton question and your voice softens and you say that is a great question and God forbid they mention your twins because your eyes tear up almost every time with those big fake tears as you thank them profusely for mentioning them even though you bring them up every 5 minutes.
You are my hero Nancy. Even when you make a nipple out of yourself while twilring around in a sequined evening gown that is sized for Collista Flockhart. I am shocked the your nipple decided to introduce itself to the world. I mean I can understand it. Did you see how suffocating that dress was? I am just shocked the nipple didn't appear from under the dress as opposed to popping out the top.
So thank you Nancy. Thank you for being you. That you for being the cunty, all knowing, TV star that you are. Thank you for shoving your twins down my throat and making me giggle every time you put down a guest or someone you are interviewing. Thank you for the tender moments you have with your callers. Thank you for having that oddly awful douche chilling lawyer woman on there that does nursery rhymes to gang rapes. Finally thankyour popping out that bloated chewed on piece of gum you call a nipple when I DON'T have 3D television otherwise might have gotten pink eye.
Goodnight Friend
You have put me to sleep over the past few years and I want to thank you for that. My wife and I lay in bed and get angrier and angrier at you as you continuously interupt amd degrade your guests to make yourself look better. Your lack of a sense of humor and all knowing scowl make me roll my eyes and squeeze my wife's arm harder and harder.
Watching your coverage of the Casey Anthony investigation over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and well over again was some of the worst/best TV ever. Your continuous loops of the same interviews just in different orders each night made for very original TV.
The fact that you bring your twin babies into every kidnapping, murder, rape, and brutal attacks shows us what a great mother you are. I can completely understand the correlation between a gang rape and baby twins. Completely makes sense to me. I love especially when the callers call in and ask a simpleton question and your voice softens and you say that is a great question and God forbid they mention your twins because your eyes tear up almost every time with those big fake tears as you thank them profusely for mentioning them even though you bring them up every 5 minutes.
You are my hero Nancy. Even when you make a nipple out of yourself while twilring around in a sequined evening gown that is sized for Collista Flockhart. I am shocked the your nipple decided to introduce itself to the world. I mean I can understand it. Did you see how suffocating that dress was? I am just shocked the nipple didn't appear from under the dress as opposed to popping out the top.
So thank you Nancy. Thank you for being you. That you for being the cunty, all knowing, TV star that you are. Thank you for shoving your twins down my throat and making me giggle every time you put down a guest or someone you are interviewing. Thank you for the tender moments you have with your callers. Thank you for having that oddly awful douche chilling lawyer woman on there that does nursery rhymes to gang rapes. Finally thankyour popping out that bloated chewed on piece of gum you call a nipple when I DON'T have 3D television otherwise might have gotten pink eye.
Goodnight Friend
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Marguerite01
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Dear X
I really love my job, I really love the people I work with, I really love the place where I work. Now why the hell do you make it so fucking difficult? If you knew what you were doing and had the slightest clue what was going on I might have a sliver of respect for you- but I could do your job trussed up and blindfolded. Go back to the big-girls-blouse hole you crawled out of and leave me the fuck alone to do my job (AND yours).
Sincerely,
Furious little me.
I really love my job, I really love the people I work with, I really love the place where I work. Now why the hell do you make it so fucking difficult? If you knew what you were doing and had the slightest clue what was going on I might have a sliver of respect for you- but I could do your job trussed up and blindfolded. Go back to the big-girls-blouse hole you crawled out of and leave me the fuck alone to do my job (AND yours).
Sincerely,
Furious little me.
Juicybicuriouslady
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Dear Mathematics.
Regardless of what you say, 9 can beat 11
Worried Supporter.
Or not
(((hugs))) 
at least you don't support man.u
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear ------
You annoy me.
From,
Red
* and no this doesn't mean you, so stop thinking it does *
You annoy me.
From,
Red
* and no this doesn't mean you, so stop thinking it does *
snugglestruggle
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RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear -----
Before we head to bed, I just wanted to thank you for putting me in my place. It obviously was needed, because what joy I had experienced was obviously something you felt wasn't necessarily important to my existence. It's okay, I get it - in your eyes I'm not all that special. I think in another's I am. So someday, when the time is right, you'll look back and realize - maybe I shouldn't have discarded her so quickly.
See ya,
Me
Before we head to bed, I just wanted to thank you for putting me in my place. It obviously was needed, because what joy I had experienced was obviously something you felt wasn't necessarily important to my existence. It's okay, I get it - in your eyes I'm not all that special. I think in another's I am. So someday, when the time is right, you'll look back and realize - maybe I shouldn't have discarded her so quickly.
See ya,
Me
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Dear Bowler who tossed a perfect 300 tonight,
As much as I hate to admit it, it was pretty cool to witness it happen. That was toll greasy men with mullets mob you like a teenage girl's friends just after the QB asks her to the prom, was just too much to endure. Then I realized that when I get home I will get laid by a real woman, but hey at least you get a patch for your awesome accomplishment.
Thanks,
Guy who gets to stick my fingers in other types of holes.
As much as I hate to admit it, it was pretty cool to witness it happen. That was toll greasy men with mullets mob you like a teenage girl's friends just after the QB asks her to the prom, was just too much to endure. Then I realized that when I get home I will get laid by a real woman, but hey at least you get a patch for your awesome accomplishment.
Thanks,
Guy who gets to stick my fingers in other types of holes.
Juicybicuriouslady
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Dear last jam donut in the bag
I know you belong to Jason, but he's still asleep.... wouldn't you like to be mine? PLEEEASE!!!
Lip-licking-donut-lover (who's not asleep)
I know you belong to Jason, but he's still asleep.... wouldn't you like to be mine? PLEEEASE!!!
Lip-licking-donut-lover (who's not asleep)
RedHairedandFriendly
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*chuckles*
Dear Lip-licking-donut-lover (who's not asleep)
Walk away, just walk away. . . or take a bite, chew, savor, then run to the bedroom with the taste still on your lips and make it up to him.
Good luck,
Red
StilettosNSpurs
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Dear Lip-licking-donut-lover (whos not asleep)
EAT ME!!! I am calling your name! Do not resist me. He doesn't really want me and besides, why'd he leave me all alone in the bag if he really wanted me.
You know you want me. Indulge!
Signed,
last jam donut in the bag
EAT ME!!! I am calling your name! Do not resist me. He doesn't really want me and besides, why'd he leave me all alone in the bag if he really wanted me.
You know you want me. Indulge!
Signed,
last jam donut in the bag
Juicybicuriouslady
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Dear last jam donut in the bag
I hear you calling.... your calls are getting LOUDER and LOUDER and harder to resist, I think I may have to eat you very, VERY soon.... thank you for giving me permission
Lip-licking-donut-lover (who's not asleep)
Juicybicuriouslady
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*chuckles*
Dear Lip-licking-donut-lover (who's not asleep)
Walk away, just walk away. . . or take a bite, chew, savor, then run to the bedroom with the taste still on your lips and make it up to him.
Good luck,
Red
Dear Red
Very funny, but not really appropriate as Jason is my son (it's okay, you weren't to know that hun).
I still think I'm gonna have to eat it anyways
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear Red
Very funny, but not really appropriate as Jason is my son (it's okay, you weren't to know that hun).
I still think I'm gonna have to eat it anyways
LOL - Oh my, yes so sorry...
H
HesterPrynne
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Dear Muscles,
Okay, look, I'm sorry.
I know I haven't used you like that in a long time. And I know you didn't want to do it but I made you do it anyway. Is that really a reason to screech an opera everytime I want to move today?
I did it for you ... for us ... to get us back in shape ... to keep the cute jeans fitting just right.
Again ... I'm sorry.
And scream all you want but I'm going to do it again this afternoon.
Yours,
The girl who wants to keep her cute tushie
Okay, look, I'm sorry.
I know I haven't used you like that in a long time. And I know you didn't want to do it but I made you do it anyway. Is that really a reason to screech an opera everytime I want to move today?
I did it for you ... for us ... to get us back in shape ... to keep the cute jeans fitting just right.
Again ... I'm sorry.
And scream all you want but I'm going to do it again this afternoon.
Yours,
The girl who wants to keep her cute tushie
Juicybicuriouslady
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Dear no-longer-with-us-last-jam-donut-in-the-bag
I'm glad I let Jay eat you. I really enjoyed eating the last creme egg cone.... yummy!!!
Lip-licking-donut-lover (who also loves creme egg cones)
Dear no-longer-with-us-creme-egg-cone
I loved eating you sooooo much
creme-egg-cone-lover
Dear Gorgeous Sexy man that ate my cornetto on Sunday
I ate your creme egg cone today
me with the magic wand
I'm glad I let Jay eat you. I really enjoyed eating the last creme egg cone.... yummy!!!
Lip-licking-donut-lover (who also loves creme egg cones)
Dear no-longer-with-us-creme-egg-cone
I loved eating you sooooo much
creme-egg-cone-lover
Dear Gorgeous Sexy man that ate my cornetto on Sunday
I ate your creme egg cone today
me with the magic wand
B
BradBigBrain
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Dear today's instructor.
6 chapters of material in 2 hours? Holy crap. I sure am glad I studied a lot before today's class. I've taken a lot of classes in my life...I don't think I've ever had an instructor who spoke faster than you did.
6 chapters of material in 2 hours? Holy crap. I sure am glad I studied a lot before today's class. I've taken a lot of classes in my life...I don't think I've ever had an instructor who spoke faster than you did.
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