Dear X

[RedHairedandFriendly]

And another wonderful experience today:


Dear Wood(something or other) bank,

Today I purchased a money order from you around 1pm. I put it in an envelope, and tapped the envelope to the door for my landlady. The wind tipped over the envelope and the money order fell out - I know that sounds like bullshit, but it happened. The landlady came, no money order, I looked around and found it in the dog's water dish! Okay, it's not that big of an issue, the landlady sees it and I let her know I have the other half (the receipt) and I'll just go to the bank and have them issue me a new one. I'll probably have to pay another 1.00 issuing fee, but I'll get her the money later that night, or first thing in the morning, if she's not around when I get home.

So I go to the same branch and I tell them my dilemma, then your associate tells me: Well there is nothing I can do for you...

WTF? (No I didn't say that, but I was thinking it)

Your associate then decides well, maybe she can call the office and find out what she needs to do. So we wait, and wait, and wait, then she tells me, okay, this is what I can do for you: In order for us to refund you this money, you'll have to enter into an agreement, the agreement fee is 25.00/non-refundable (of course) and we'll mail you a check for the amount of the money order - you'll get it in ten days!

My money order is only 5 1/2 hours old! It's my RENT!

I just want you to know how much I appreciate your policy and how much I enjoyed forking over another 25.00. Also, did you know my spouse is gone all next week, and I had to make sure he had enough money to use for food while he's gone - sure it'll be reimbursed later, but that's still money that I don't really have to spare, and you were rewarded for your wonderful services with money from my grocery budget - which was already low.

Thanks muches and have a wonderful flippin' day.

Red

 

[WakoJako]

Dear Fifa 12 n00bs on PS3.

Pwn! Ive never won 14-0 before and dont think i will again, so thank you for this wonderful moment.

Yours
4xPS3 Users

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

Dear brain,

Could you please start working properly again. I'm tired of forgetting things that are very important and ending up stressed over stupid things.

Sincerely,

The me who keeps forgetting who "me" is.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear Men (customers) who want to argue with me.

When you ask me for assistance w/ long sleeved dress shirts - please be advised of the following:

1. Long sleeved dress shirts are based on two measurements - your neck measurement, and your sleeve measurement.

2. When you KNOW your measurement and intentionally pick a SMALLER neck size than what you were measured as it will NOT fit properly!

3. When you are asking for my assistance I am not going to give you my opinion but fact. When you are wearing a long sleeved dress shirt the ONLY time it should ever end at your wrist is if you are wearing cuff links, otherwise you'll want the cuffs to extend past the sleeve of your suitcoat by about 1/2"

4. You can't expect to go pick up a long sleeved dress shirt w/o knowing your size and expect it to fit, they are not based on small, medium, large, extra large, etc.,

Also please don't insult me when I'm helping you - I know what I'm talking about! I've only worked in fashion -via sewing for the past 15 years so I think I KNOW what I'm talking about!

 

[CallMeMistress]

Dear Son's ex

Well, I made allowances - I even admired you for ending the relationship rather than lead my boy on. I am a tolerant and forgiving person but this latest development really takes the biscuit.

So you are 'seeing' his best friend - the one who kept saying you would get back together with my boy. Good luck with that - you deserve each other. Don't expect me to sanction this move; I never fully trusted you, and now you have really shown your true nature. I wanted to tell him you weren't worth his attention - and how!

I know we all have to make our own mistakes, but you my dear - I'm speechless as to how you could betray him like this. Good riddance, if I never see you again I will be deliriously happy. What a shame you won't be moving away any time soon. I never trusted my boy's freind either. You deserve each other, so go stew in your own juices. I thank God you never got as far as having children - and by the way, your cat is very happy in her new home with my mother.

Your angry and betrayed almost mother in law

 

[CallMeMistress]

Dear 'Friend'

What do you mean, he has no right to be angry? Yes he does, how can you say such a thing? Come to think of it, you are the last person to understand the situation. It seems our differences are so fundamental I can't even begin to explain to you why that is. It seems that this is the parting of the ways.

your ex friend.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear everything associated with my keyboarding class:

The teacher: you suck b/c you decided to go with a new program without....as it seems...trying it out first.

The book: you suck b/c well you're associated with it all.

The program: you suck b/c you have so many glitches....and the things I do, do right....you mark as wrong. It sucks wasting so much time on something that no matter how I do it, you mark it wrong...even though it's completely right. Makes it hard to get my 4.0.


Signed,

an exasperated Keyboarding student.

 

[Rikki_13]

Dear sis's ex aka manipulative worthless piece of shit dumbass cunt,

I have always thought you were a worthless piece of shit, I wished that my sister could have seen you for what you really were. Maybe if she wouldve, she would still be with us today. There are a few things that I wonder about. One is why you waited two hours to call her family and let us know she was at the hospital? I realized one day, that you didnt have any blood on you when we seen you at the hospital. Thats odd, because there was blood all over her and the hospital equipment they used in trying to save her. Did you even bother to help her as she struggled to live, or did you just stand there? With your medical knowledge you should have been able to do something to help her. Makes a person wonder...

But, I also wonder about your girlfriend. She knows what you have did to your previous girlfriends and she still dates you. Does she pay for everything, like your $600 a month truck payment and cell phone and buy you clothes and take you out to eat every night, like sis did? Is she that desperate to have a younger woman that she knowingly lets you use her?

All I know is that it hurts to think that your worthless ass that does nothing to help anyone and is always looking out for yourself is still alive and my beautiful sister who served her country, donated blood, bought toys for tots for several years and would help anyone is dead. I will never understand it and maybe it isnt meant for me to understand. Maybe it is wrong of me, but I hope that what goes around comes around in your case and I get to see some of it. It should be quite interesting.

Sincerely,

Struggling to make it through the holidays without my sis

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear sis's ex aka manipulative worthless piece of shit dumbass cunt,

I have always thought you were a worthless piece of shit, I wished that my sister could have seen you for what you really were. Maybe if she wouldve, she would still be with us today. There are a few things that I wonder about. One is why you waited two hours to call her family and let us know she was at the hospital? I realized one day, that you didnt have any blood on you when we seen you at the hospital. Thats odd, because there was blood all over her and the hospital equipment they used in trying to save her. Did you even bother to help her as she struggled to live, or did you just stand there? With your medical knowledge you should have been able to do something to help her. Makes a person wonder...

But, I also wonder about your girlfriend. She knows what you have did to your previous girlfriends and she still dates you. Does she pay for everything, like your $600 a month truck payment and cell phone and buy you clothes and take you out to eat every night, like sis did? Is she that desperate to have a younger woman that she knowingly lets you use her?

All I know is that it hurts to think that your worthless ass that does nothing to help anyone and is always looking out for yourself is still alive and my beautiful sister who served her country, donated blood, bought toys for tots for several years and would help anyone is dead. I will never understand it and maybe it isnt meant for me to understand. Maybe it is wrong of me, but I hope that what goes around comes around in your case and I get to see some of it. It should be quite interesting.

Sincerely,

Struggling to make it through the holidays without my sis

I have no words to say to this.....except to give you all the hugs I can.

((((((((((((RIKKI))))))))))))))))

 

[Rikki_13]

I have no words to say to this.....except to give you all the hugs I can.

((((((((((((RIKKI))))))))))))))))

Thank you. All hugs are appreciated. I think I am going to go toys for tots shopping later this week and see if that helps.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Thank you. All hugs are appreciated. I think I am going to go toys for tots shopping later this week and see if that helps.

I need to do that with my kids. My uncle is doing the Christmas party this year and is asking for donations to Toys for Tots instead of buying gifts for people (for the party).

 

[Kat73]

Dear sis's ex aka manipulative worthless piece of shit dumbass cunt,

I have always thought you were a worthless piece of shit, I wished that my sister could have seen you for what you really were. Maybe if she wouldve, she would still be with us today. There are a few things that I wonder about. One is why you waited two hours to call her family and let us know she was at the hospital? I realized one day, that you didnt have any blood on you when we seen you at the hospital. Thats odd, because there was blood all over her and the hospital equipment they used in trying to save her. Did you even bother to help her as she struggled to live, or did you just stand there? With your medical knowledge you should have been able to do something to help her. Makes a person wonder...

But, I also wonder about your girlfriend. She knows what you have did to your previous girlfriends and she still dates you. Does she pay for everything, like your $600 a month truck payment and cell phone and buy you clothes and take you out to eat every night, like sis did? Is she that desperate to have a younger woman that she knowingly lets you use her?

All I know is that it hurts to think that your worthless ass that does nothing to help anyone and is always looking out for yourself is still alive and my beautiful sister who served her country, donated blood, bought toys for tots for several years and would help anyone is dead. I will never understand it and maybe it isnt meant for me to understand. Maybe it is wrong of me, but I hope that what goes around comes around in your case and I get to see some of it. It should be quite interesting.

Sincerely,

Struggling to make it through the holidays without my sis

((((RIKKI))))

 

[Rikki_13]

I need to do that with my kids. My uncle is doing the Christmas party this year and is asking for donations to Toys for Tots instead of buying gifts for people (for the party).

Sis and me always had fun testing the toys at the store

((((RIKKI))))

Thank you Kat

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear sis's ex aka manipulative worthless piece of shit dumbass cunt,

I have always thought you were a worthless piece of shit, I wished that my sister could have seen you for what you really were. Maybe if she wouldve, she would still be with us today. There are a few things that I wonder about. One is why you waited two hours to call her family and let us know she was at the hospital? I realized one day, that you didnt have any blood on you when we seen you at the hospital. Thats odd, because there was blood all over her and the hospital equipment they used in trying to save her. Did you even bother to help her as she struggled to live, or did you just stand there? With your medical knowledge you should have been able to do something to help her. Makes a person wonder...

But, I also wonder about your girlfriend. She knows what you have did to your previous girlfriends and she still dates you. Does she pay for everything, like your $600 a month truck payment and cell phone and buy you clothes and take you out to eat every night, like sis did? Is she that desperate to have a younger woman that she knowingly lets you use her?

All I know is that it hurts to think that your worthless ass that does nothing to help anyone and is always looking out for yourself is still alive and my beautiful sister who served her country, donated blood, bought toys for tots for several years and would help anyone is dead. I will never understand it and maybe it isnt meant for me to understand. Maybe it is wrong of me, but I hope that what goes around comes around in your case and I get to see some of it. It should be quite interesting.

Sincerely,

Struggling to make it through the holidays without my sis

There are special places in Hell for people like this and well honestly Karma will make due for your situation! And I know that doesnt help you now. But (((Rikki))) I am sure the holidays are difficult but try to remember all the good and don't let this person ruin your memories I am sure your sister wouldn't want that!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Gassy Puppy,

I know the book title is "Walter the Farting Dog" but I do believe they need to opt out of the name Walter and put your's in. Nat and I have tried different foods, trying to make sure you have only the best there is...but holy blue cats...as nat says, it is a wonder there is any paint left on the family room wall.

You lie there, blissfully unaware (or are you) that you are making us not only tear up, but gag.

Good thing you are so cute is about all I can say!

Signed,

I see a cork in your future

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Dear big bruise on my leg,

I have no idea where you came from but you look pretty nasty. If it's all the same to you, I'm going to say you were the result of a sex injury because that's hot, and admitting I'm just clumsy is not. So let's just keep this little talk between us.


Pseudo rough sex having me

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear D,

What you are doing is simply wrong and confusing to me. You have such potential and this crap is just bazaar. Why are doing this to yourself? And it hurts us to watch you.
I hate fighting with you about it. But I have to try. Just as I would risk everything to pull you from a burning building.
The answer seems so simple. And yet it continues to elude you.

Your D.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

*snerk*

WHAT you didn't wanna see his winky? COME oN you know that is all us girls on Lit want!!

Wait....I think I detect a bit of sarcasm in this post? Oh, no couldn't be...

 

[Sensualdreamer]

((((Hugs to Ricki)))) Sorry about the loss & your hurt

~~~

Dear Sloppy Men Shoppers (& Co-workers)

Is there REALLY a need for you to open up a new package of underwear and try them on Is it TOO much effort for you to have someone take a tape measure and measure your waist (we don't need to know why you want your waist measured) . Yes, I'm working in retail but the last thing I want to do is touch underwear that you've just tried on!

~~~

To my co-workers seriously for guys you behave like pussies at times

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear wet pillow,

Blame it on my fucking nose. If I could breathe then I wouldn't have to sound like Darth Vader when I try to sleep. I sincerely apologize to the cleaning woman who has to change this linen. Hopefully things will be dried up by then.

Hey allergies. Go fuck yourself.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear wet pillow,

Blame it on my fucking nose. If I could breathe then I wouldn't have to sound like Darth Vader when I try to sleep. I sincerely apologize to the cleaning woman who has to change this linen. Hopefully things will be dried up by then.

Hey allergies. Go fuck yourself.

*giggle* SUREEEEEE Blame it on your allergies..... I think you need to quit humping your pillows in your sleep!

 

[IhateClowns]

*giggle* SUREEEEEE Blame it on your allergies..... I think you need to quit humping your pillows in your sleep!

Might be it as well. Need to go put that do not disturb sign up just in case. Don't need her walking in as I am dry humping a pillow. Hey maybe that is what the tags are for. To get a good grip of them as you slowly slide it between your legs while cursing yourself and losing more and more dignity.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Might be it as well. Need to go put that do not disturb sign up just in case. Don't need her walking in as I am dry humping a pillow. Hey maybe that is what the tags are for. To get a good grip of them as you slowly slide it between your legs while cursing yourself and losing more and more dignity.

Well for the love of god if you forget to out the do not disturb sign up at least make sure that you have your web cam running and recording so that you too can make your Amateur Porn Debut!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Well for the love of god if you forget to out the do not disturb sign up at least make sure that you have your web cam running and recording so that you too can make your Amateur Porn Debut!!

Until I get paid I am not putting my junk on film. No checks either. I wonder if if should make a celebrity sex tape ala Paris Hilton. Maybe some night vision directorial brilliance. Nothing hotter then military green penis entering a military green hand.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Until I get paid I am not putting my junk on film. No checks either. I wonder if if should make a celebrity sex tape ala Paris Hilton. Maybe some night vision directorial brilliance. Nothing hotter then military green penis entering a military green hand.

THATS HOT!!! (in my best Paris voice) *giggle* OR you could pull the Kardashian girl one and ask mid way through Hey can you see my ass ?! Cause yeaaaaah that wasn't planned!