Dear X

[Mollie_F]

Dear Moving On Jumping Up And Down Litster

I loved the excitement of moving when I was a kid, all of that finding things you'd forgotten you had when pacling and unpacking, looking for new places to put them when you got there, arranging and rearranging furniture. Of course, I never had to do all the really hard stuff...my mum took care of all that...but I still find it thrilling in a bizarre way...

It all sounds so exciting! I'm really happy it's finally happening for you

Do one thing though, it's a strange superstition I picked up...empty your hoover after you've finished cleaning the old place-chuck the bag away or empty the reservoir...that way, you don't transfer the dust from your old house to your new...it's kind of a final shedding of any association with the place...makes you feel even just a tinier bit freer...

I'll be thinking of you tomorrow!

Used to love moving me

Dear Used To Love Moving You

I've unearthed so many things I thought were lost...and some I wished still were

BUT I just love the hoover idea, thank you!! That gets done on the morrow I so don't want to carry any dust from here to there....free of it all would be wonderful.

Enjoying Moving Me

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Old House,

It's been a long time coming but finally, here we are....the last night in each other's company. And as I sit here looking at my life once again in boxes, I can't help but think of all the things these walls have seen.

I used to be proud of you little house,...But now I need to go. Let somebody else love you and make you a happy home once more.

I hope the new people look after you, as dim as they seem. Be patient with them, I don't think they've done this before. Oh, and keep quiet about your creaky bits and noisy pipes until I'm out of here would you?

Thank you

Moving On Mollie




Dear Shiny New House,

I cannot WAIT to get my hands on you tomorrow, you wonderful beautiful thing. I'm on my way

Would-Jump-Up&Down-With-Excitement-If-I-Wasn't-So-Exhausted Mollie

Dear Moving on and Jumping,

Yay you! Moving is bittersweet but this sounds wonderful and fun!

Signed,
A good move is always a good move.

 

[chargergirl]

Dear Delta,

Please get him in on time.

Ever grateful me

 

[behindthewheel]

Dear Time watching Electrician,

My alarm clock is officially busted when I threw it off my nightstand this morning.

You can bring my a new one when you come to hook up my juice.

Dear overworked and overstressed bad time keeper....

Good to see that the alarm clock has been sacked and deserved such a violent end of that particular career.

I do believe that one wont be required when the juice has been connected.

 

[quitealady]

Dear X

I hope you get your timing right.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Red Wings,

You're getting outskated...and outplayed. That's NOT how you win.




Dear waaaah poor me woman,

For the love of all that's holy, STOP. Step back and realize that MAYBE there were more important things going on.....and MAYBE if you had been more understanding, you wouldn't be in this position.


Signed,

NOT Feeling bad for you......but wishing you would shut the f*ck up about this

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

Dear waaaah poor me woman,

For the love of all that's holy, STOP. Step back and realize that MAYBE there were more important things going on.....and MAYBE if you had been more understanding, you wouldn't be in this position.


Signed,

NOT Feeling bad for you......but wishing you would shut the f*ck up about this

I you!!!!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I you!!!!

Well I you too

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear WES...

You have no fucking clue about what it means to be professional in the work place. You may want to stop for a moment and realise that when you're new to a company that those who are more established often have more of a sense of loyalty to those they have worked w/ longer. In your case, you're not the brightest person if you openly brag on facebook about how you "helped" get a manager fired, but if it makes you think you're the bomb diggity then have at it.

Fastforward. Interesting to know that you no longer have a job and YOU have been fired. Normally when people are terminated from their place of employment I have sympathy for them, b/c I know the frustration of having to search for a job. In your case tho, I have none.

Hopefully you'll clean out your ears, and shut your mouth and listen to the following..."Karma IS a bitch...and your name is NOT Karma!"

~me.

 

[Treasured]

Dear Glad its Dead,
Sorry I missed your call last night, I was in a meeting.
No more tangents about to many hours at work, and being over stressed.
We have been over this for the last 4 years, its that time of year.
Trust me I know what I'm doing.

I will call later today for a quickie!
LYTTM,
Can't wait until January

 

[msmaggie]

Dear X

Ouch.

Don't be mad? ok. How about I feel hurt, rejected, inadequate instead?

 

[The_Fool]

Dear Fucker who gave me this cold,

Salutations. Now bite me.

Me

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Fucker who gave me this cold,

Salutations. Now bite me.

Me

Dear Me,

Please mark where you would like me to bite you with an X.

From,

Fucker who (didn't) give you a cold.

 

[respeito]

dear road warrior in the light blue lincoln towncar or as i called you from my car: you fat, grizzly, rat bastard, non-driving piece of s*it, ass monkey. (pardon my foul language),

i don't know what imaginary island you live on, but in America, those large octagonal shaped, red and white signs do not mean that you evade the signal! i hate to tell you this, but i had the right of way and had i not stopped, your vehicle would have slammed into mine you rotund imbecile. you didn't even stop and roll, which i would have excused; people do it all the time. no. you came barreling down the parking lot, a lot that you are supposed to drive 10mph through, and bent that big ass piece of s*it metal monster around the corner like you were driving the General Lee. People like you deserve to be beat in the head with a brick: you have no consideration for others around you. what if it were a child on a bike in my place? or a woman walking her dog? or a jogger?

slow the f*ck down! you 're not driving on the Autobahn.

hoping you mind the signs-- they aren't there for your kinky pleasures,

respeito

 

[tekgirl]

Dear Steelers Fan,

I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving tomorrow. You and I both have much for which to be thankful this year.

I still think of you often and want you to be happy. You'll never know how much you did for me.

Your friend always,

Tg

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear person who emailed me pics of his dick:

I don't really know who you are, but before you send pics of your dick, you may want to confirm that the recipient (in this case me) is interested in seeing your dick. They do say that you never get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression. The impression you left me w/ is that you're a dick.
Lastly I've seen better...no hard feelings (no pun intended).

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear person who emailed me pics of his dick:

I don't really know who you are, but before you send pics of your dick, you may want to confirm that the recipient (in this case me) is interested in seeing your dick. They do say that you never get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression. The impression you left me w/ is that you're a dick.
Lastly I've seen better...no hard feelings (no pun intended).

*
Dear SensualXXX....

You crack me up

OSW

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear person who emailed me pics of his dick:

I don't really know who you are, but before you send pics of your dick, you may want to confirm that the recipient (in this case me) is interested in seeing your dick. They do say that you never get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression. The impression you left me w/ is that you're a dick.
Lastly I've seen better...no hard feelings (no pun intended).

*snerk*

WHAT you didn't wanna see his winky? COME oN you know that is all us girls on Lit want!!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

*snerk*

WHAT you didn't wanna see his winky? COME oN you know that is all us girls on Lit want!!

LoL OMG this is unreal - dude actually replies "I guess now a days 8" dicks aren't really alot of substance" Maybe I should tell him "Yeah you're not quite a footlong, are ya champ"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LoL OMG this is unreal - dude actually replies "I guess now a days 8" dicks aren't really alot of substance" Maybe I should tell him "Yeah you're not quite a footlong, are ya champ"

*snickers*

It isn't the dick that lacks substance, it's what is between his ears.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

*snickers*

It isn't the dick that lacks substance, it's what is between his ears.

Snagged SO gonna use that w/ credit to you for being so spot on!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Snagged SO gonna use that w/ credit to you for being so spot on!!!

 

[chaohao]

hi, the most exciting here:

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Dumbass,

Just because the store was dumb enough not to create a high curb between their concrete path way and the parking lot, does not mean you are allowed to drive up and park your sporty little piece of shit in the NO PARKING zone! It doesn't mean you are allowed to back up and run people over that are allowed to WALK there! It doesn't mean that after my spouse and I yell at you to get your attention - so we aren't pushed out of the way, via your bumper - you get to yell back at me and certainly not him. No matter how many times you yell "no shit" at me, does it mean you are in the right and it was okay to be a dumbass. You are very lucky, I called my spouse away and you didn't get out of the car - that's the only smart thing you did. Because had you, I would have watched your sorry ass get the beating it deserved. Because of you, I was scared not only for my safety, but for my husband's as well, because I knew he wouldn't have let you up until you were severely broken. You ruined my mini-shopping trip, and I left shaking. I don't like you!

Me, the friendly redhead that saved your sorry ass, by calling my husband back to me.

 

[woodpecker4175]

Dear Miss I can't pay attention,

I'm so glad you have a lot going on in your life, but dosent everyone? I'm so glad I drive a big bright red truck who's bumpers are four feet off of the ground. Innocently buying my daughters happy meals sitting in the drive threw. And yet you find a way to rearend me and wedge your new minivan under my truck to the point you are dragging me backwards trying to remove your car from under me. Thanks for making the trip fearful for my girls and being considerate enough to quickly speed off as soon as you got your food. Don't worry I got a copy of the video for you and I hope you like impression my truck left for you.

Thanks much,
Woody