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Dear X - hate to see you trapped. A case of wine alleviate matters? 
Dear X
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janeyl
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Dear X...I think you're lovely but that's not god...that's humanity...there is a massive difference...humanity exists and god is a construct used and invented by one part of humanity to try to suppress and control another part of humanity...
Raging heathen me
Raging heathen me
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Agree, though not heathen I, more atheist lol
Well heathen sounds better than raging anti-theist...I could get as evangelical as the prophet Dawkins if given my full free reign...
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LOL! Yep I have my strident moments on the subject though tend towards the live and let live
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Dear x:
I get it, you're a teacher. But when my group has a person MIA, trying to do at least three things at once, dealing with borderline insanity from the chaos, and all crammed into a TINY room, did you ever stop to consider that RIGHT NOW is not the best time for you to deliver a lecture? For god's sake I had to duck under your arm just to get out of the corner you backed me into! You don't even teach any classes, so WHY THE HELL were you running around the lab today? I wanted you to just go away and bother some other group so I could make my group do the stuff that's due in less than a week. For heaven's sake, when you're in the lab with us, help out or get out. Preferably the second option.
I get it, you're a teacher. But when my group has a person MIA, trying to do at least three things at once, dealing with borderline insanity from the chaos, and all crammed into a TINY room, did you ever stop to consider that RIGHT NOW is not the best time for you to deliver a lecture? For god's sake I had to duck under your arm just to get out of the corner you backed me into! You don't even teach any classes, so WHY THE HELL were you running around the lab today? I wanted you to just go away and bother some other group so I could make my group do the stuff that's due in less than a week. For heaven's sake, when you're in the lab with us, help out or get out. Preferably the second option.
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Dear Mainstream Media
I do not subscribe to any one political party for the fact I think much can be learned from all angles. I focus instead on the issues at hand.
I do however detest your biased news reporting. You want to call the Tea Party "Extremist wackos", yet those who identify w/ the Tea Party actually demonstrated peacefully, left when they said they would, and left the locations at which they demonstrated CLEANER than when they started.
In contrast, the "Occupy folks", whom the media has been calling "The Voice Of The People" has defecated like animals all over the place, left debris, filth, and garbage to the point where they HAD to be "evacuated" so their "occupy" locations could be properly sanitized, and now all over the country they are being arrested for violence, possession of EXPLOSIVES and bomb-making materials...but no one is accusing THEM of being "extremists."
I'm calling bullshit on you, Main Stream Media -- not only are you CONDONING the very terroristic activity you purport to condemn, but you have slandered otherwise good citizens comparing them to the occupy individuals you consider to be the ones who "speak for you."
~~Me
I do not subscribe to any one political party for the fact I think much can be learned from all angles. I focus instead on the issues at hand.
I do however detest your biased news reporting. You want to call the Tea Party "Extremist wackos", yet those who identify w/ the Tea Party actually demonstrated peacefully, left when they said they would, and left the locations at which they demonstrated CLEANER than when they started.
In contrast, the "Occupy folks", whom the media has been calling "The Voice Of The People" has defecated like animals all over the place, left debris, filth, and garbage to the point where they HAD to be "evacuated" so their "occupy" locations could be properly sanitized, and now all over the country they are being arrested for violence, possession of EXPLOSIVES and bomb-making materials...but no one is accusing THEM of being "extremists."
I'm calling bullshit on you, Main Stream Media -- not only are you CONDONING the very terroristic activity you purport to condemn, but you have slandered otherwise good citizens comparing them to the occupy individuals you consider to be the ones who "speak for you."
~~Me
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Dear Grandmother,
Well, it is now another birthday of mine that you have missed or purposely ignored. You can remember my half brothers birthdays and I can remember to call you on your birthday but you can't even email me, call, text, facebook, send a birthday card, carrier pigeon, or something? I don't want anything, just recognition.
I know I am supposed to be the respectful granddaughter and understand that you are old and stuff but fuck that! As far back as I can remember you have only once told me happy birthday and that's because my dad made you. Don't be upset that your son loved and married my mom and not my brothers mother. That is not my fault or problem, I am just an innocent bystander. Just because you don't like my mom doesn't mean you can't love me? As far as I know my mother didn't do anything, and if she did its been over two decades, get over it!
Sincerely,
The unloved granddaughter who is fed up with the excuses.
P.S I still love you, even though you seem to hate me.
Well, it is now another birthday of mine that you have missed or purposely ignored. You can remember my half brothers birthdays and I can remember to call you on your birthday but you can't even email me, call, text, facebook, send a birthday card, carrier pigeon, or something? I don't want anything, just recognition.
I know I am supposed to be the respectful granddaughter and understand that you are old and stuff but fuck that! As far back as I can remember you have only once told me happy birthday and that's because my dad made you. Don't be upset that your son loved and married my mom and not my brothers mother. That is not my fault or problem, I am just an innocent bystander. Just because you don't like my mom doesn't mean you can't love me? As far as I know my mother didn't do anything, and if she did its been over two decades, get over it!
Sincerely,
The unloved granddaughter who is fed up with the excuses.
P.S I still love you, even though you seem to hate me.
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Dear X,
You beat your child to death in a drunken rage. I honestly hope you never, for the rest of your days, have a moment of peace. I hope his memory haunts you every time you close your eyes.
Too many women out there want babies but can't have them. You had one ... a beautiful one ... and you, in a selfish fit, took him from this world.
He was 13 months old.
You are a sad excuse for a female.
Your ovaries should be removed with a rusted grapefruit knife.
Signed,
Disgusted
You beat your child to death in a drunken rage. I honestly hope you never, for the rest of your days, have a moment of peace. I hope his memory haunts you every time you close your eyes.
Too many women out there want babies but can't have them. You had one ... a beautiful one ... and you, in a selfish fit, took him from this world.
He was 13 months old.
You are a sad excuse for a female.
Your ovaries should be removed with a rusted grapefruit knife.
Signed,
Disgusted
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Dear Strong:
Go Nerdfighters!
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Dear Thread starter,
You are so ignorant, and have made me sick to my stomach, to the point that I wish I could vomit right now.
Red
You are so ignorant, and have made me sick to my stomach, to the point that I wish I could vomit right now.
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DFTBA!!
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Dear X I want to get into the bathtub with you!!
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You just reduced world suck because after months of having this signature your the 1st person to get the reference. Best Wishes!
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Thanks. Oh and did you hear he's done signing all the books?
sensitivelystrong
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I did! Am super excited because I pre-ordered mine months ago and I kind of want one with a hanklerfish on it!
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Dear person who came up with EMDR therapy,
I LOVE YOU!! You are freaking amazing!! I don't get how it works and it is completely insane but wow...thank you! 25 years of guilt gone in an hour. I never imagined that would be possible and the freedom it gives me makes me feel so much lighter.
A grateful soul.
Dear person who now owns that guilt,
You really are a stupid bitch. How you could do that to someone you are supposed to love and protect makes no sense to me. It's rather pathetic that you needed the love of a man that badly. I look back on all of your attempts to pass that guilt on to me and I have to say it is not going to work anymore. I hope you never forget.
I don't hate you. I feel sorry for you and I'm mad at you but I don't hate you. I know I will forgive you some day, but not today...and that is perfectly alright.
Your finally free granddaughter
I LOVE YOU!! You are freaking amazing!! I don't get how it works and it is completely insane but wow...thank you! 25 years of guilt gone in an hour. I never imagined that would be possible and the freedom it gives me makes me feel so much lighter.
A grateful soul.
Dear person who now owns that guilt,
You really are a stupid bitch. How you could do that to someone you are supposed to love and protect makes no sense to me. It's rather pathetic that you needed the love of a man that badly. I look back on all of your attempts to pass that guilt on to me and I have to say it is not going to work anymore. I hope you never forget.
I don't hate you. I feel sorry for you and I'm mad at you but I don't hate you. I know I will forgive you some day, but not today...and that is perfectly alright.
Your finally free granddaughter
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Dear Dickbag Co-worker -
I know that since your Male your totally superior of me and I know nothing. And I know that you know it ALL and because of that I should just kiss your fucking ass. AND I ALSO know that because you went to college and your a Frat boy you are TOTALLY on game.... BUT This is what I also know.... Your an asshole. No one fucking likes you... you skive people out with your ridiculous complaints online and online flirting of co-workers on Facebook. AND really you don't know everything and truly I take pleasure in pointing out your wrong. With that said....
Yeah I left the chat rooms for work today because your fucking mouth sent me over and your MOMMY who works there to apologized for you. NOT in the mood today because lil bird told me eventually you and your shit don't stink attitude will be riding the unemployment line... and I will be toasting your ass with a nice adult beverage from the other side! SO say your comments now... tell me how wrong I am but when my check gets direct deposited every two weeks and your begging for a job LOOKS WHOSE LAUGHING NOW FUCKER!
Sincerely,
Yup you have pissed me off today Co-worker
PS. Yup I have had a day at work and you just TIPPED me over
I know that since your Male your totally superior of me and I know nothing. And I know that you know it ALL and because of that I should just kiss your fucking ass. AND I ALSO know that because you went to college and your a Frat boy you are TOTALLY on game.... BUT This is what I also know.... Your an asshole. No one fucking likes you... you skive people out with your ridiculous complaints online and online flirting of co-workers on Facebook. AND really you don't know everything and truly I take pleasure in pointing out your wrong. With that said....
Yeah I left the chat rooms for work today because your fucking mouth sent me over and your MOMMY who works there to apologized for you. NOT in the mood today because lil bird told me eventually you and your shit don't stink attitude will be riding the unemployment line... and I will be toasting your ass with a nice adult beverage from the other side! SO say your comments now... tell me how wrong I am but when my check gets direct deposited every two weeks and your begging for a job LOOKS WHOSE LAUGHING NOW FUCKER!
Sincerely,
Yup you have pissed me off today Co-worker
PS. Yup I have had a day at work and you just TIPPED me over
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Dear Old House,
It's been a long time coming but finally, here we are....the last night in each other's company. And as I sit here looking at my life once again in boxes, I can't help but think of all the things these walls have seen.
I used to be proud of you little house,...But now I need to go. Let somebody else love you and make you a happy home once more.
I hope the new people look after you, as dim as they seem. Be patient with them, I don't think they've done this before. Oh, and keep quiet about your creaky bits and noisy pipes until I'm out of here would you?
Thank you
Moving On Mollie
Dear Shiny New House,
I cannot WAIT to get my hands on you tomorrow, you wonderful beautiful thing. I'm on my way
Would-Jump-Up&Down-With-Excitement-If-I-Wasn't-So-Exhausted Mollie
It's been a long time coming but finally, here we are....the last night in each other's company. And as I sit here looking at my life once again in boxes, I can't help but think of all the things these walls have seen.
I used to be proud of you little house,...But now I need to go. Let somebody else love you and make you a happy home once more.
I hope the new people look after you, as dim as they seem. Be patient with them, I don't think they've done this before. Oh, and keep quiet about your creaky bits and noisy pipes until I'm out of here would you?
Thank you
Moving On Mollie
Dear Shiny New House,
I cannot WAIT to get my hands on you tomorrow, you wonderful beautiful thing. I'm on my way
Would-Jump-Up&Down-With-Excitement-If-I-Wasn't-So-Exhausted Mollie
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Dear Old House,
It's been a long time coming but finally, here we are....the last night in each other's company. And as I sit here looking at my life once again in boxes, I can't help but think of all the things these walls have seen.
I used to be proud of you little house,...But now I need to go. Let somebody else love you and make you a happy home once more.
I hope the new people look after you, as dim as they seem. Be patient with them, I don't think they've done this before. Oh, and keep quiet about your creaky bits and noisy pipes until I'm out of here would you?
Thank you
Moving On Mollie
Dear Shiny New House,
I cannot WAIT to get my hands on you tomorrow, you wonderful beautiful thing. I'm on my way
Would-Jump-Up&Down-With-Excitement-If-I-Wasn't-So-Exhausted Mollie
That made me smile. I always feel that way about cars when I change them.
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Dear Old House,
It's been a long time coming but finally, here we are....the last night in each other's company. And as I sit here looking at my life once again in boxes, I can't help but think of all the things these walls have seen.
I used to be proud of you little house,...But now I need to go. Let somebody else love you and make you a happy home once more.
I hope the new people look after you, as dim as they seem. Be patient with them, I don't think they've done this before. Oh, and keep quiet about your creaky bits and noisy pipes until I'm out of here would you?
Thank you
Moving On Mollie
Dear Shiny New House,
I cannot WAIT to get my hands on you tomorrow, you wonderful beautiful thing. I'm on my way
Would-Jump-Up&Down-With-Excitement-If-I-Wasn't-So-Exhausted Mollie
Dear Moving On Jumping Up And Down Litster
I loved the excitement of moving when I was a kid, all of that finding things you'd forgotten you had when pacling and unpacking, looking for new places to put them when you got there, arranging and rearranging furniture. Of course, I never had to do all the really hard stuff...my mum took care of all that...but I still find it thrilling in a bizarre way...
It all sounds so exciting! I'm really happy it's finally happening for you
Do one thing though, it's a strange superstition I picked up...empty your hoover after you've finished cleaning the old place-chuck the bag away or empty the reservoir...that way, you don't transfer the dust from your old house to your new...it's kind of a final shedding of any association with the place...makes you feel even just a tinier bit freer...
I'll be thinking of you tomorrow!
Used to love moving me
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