Dear X

[IhateClowns]

Dear asshole,

Today was not the day to decide and pinch it of before it was fully ready. I woke up late and was already in a panick to make my 8am meeting. I didn't need any delays and well having to use half a roll of TP to only decide to say fuck it and hop in the shower made me late.

To top it off in my haste I pressed to hard and my finger poked through the Paper causing me to finger paint for the first time since kindergarten. That of course caused me to be even more late because I spent so longer scrubbing that finger in hopes that when I shook my clients hand he didnt feel the urge to sniff the air wondering what the odd scent is. Lord knows I looked around to make sure no one was watching as I brought my finger up to my nose and smelled it. Actually more then once. Not sure why we as humans enjoy the smell of that type stuff. Gasoline, farts, dookie on our finger from accidentally wipin too hard.

Anyway asshole thanks for making me late this morning. There was no reason to break it off earlier then need be. Next time relax and just let everything come out easy peasy lemon squeezy.

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

Dear you

Thanks for being there tonight, it felt so good to talk to you after the week I've had. I'm happy that you're my friend, I'd be lost without you.

Me

 

[Size13]

dear x1 and x2,

you both are worthless and suck monkey balls. how i am related to you is beyond me.

x1, you suck in the fact that less than 24 hours after we found dad dead you were asking for his meds because you cant afford your heart pills. yet you have spent $5,000 in the last 6 weeks on nothing you actually needed.

x2, the one and only time i have ever needed you to truly do something for me was last night when i needed you to go with me to check on dad. nobody had heard from him for days and i was afraid he was already dead. i didnt want to go in there alone and you told me you couldnt go. your reason being you had ordered delivery food and had already paid for it.

sincerely,

so tired of taking care of your worthless asses

Damn... That sounds like my family too Rikki..

*HUGS* and hope you are doing better.....

Stay strong.

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

Dear AK

Thank you darlin, you're an angel (and your ears are getting bigger)

love you lots hun

 

[mindseduction]

Dear X-traordinary Man,

You came out of no where and blindsided me. I wasn't looking for you....I wasn't prepared to let anyone in. And yet, here you are....making my days brighter - my nights memorable and renewing my faith in men.

Thank you for the smiles, the laughs, the companionship and the glow that never leaves my face.

You truly are one in a million and I feel lucky to have you in my life.

Sincerely,
Your swept off my feet girl

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear D,

Last week was both a tough week and a good one. Things seem to be moving in the right direction, but it's going to be a long tough road. Please don't give up. Even for a minute. Ultimately, only you can do this.

I do love you. And I do worry and care about you. Please take care of yourself.

Signed,
Day to day is the best I can do.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

You really went too far.........lying and stuff. What for? Why? Did it benefit you? How'd it feel knowing damn well you were lying? Are you happy with yourself? Any little trust that was there, is now completely gone. Sad thing is, you don't even realize it.

Oh well.

Signed,

Me.


Disclaimer. This is not directed at my husband. hahaha.

 

[NeonKnickers]

Dear X,

Thanks for giving me your parking pass in the closer parkade so I can continue to wear my flats this week and not freeze my feet off. That was thoughtful!

Signed,
The maker of your future batch of brownies.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Dear X,

Some of the things you have said and done disgust me to no end. I wonder what others would think if they knew the things I know, if they knew you for who you really are. Ultimately, I have no doubt that you will self destruct. I hope that when you do, you are able to pick up the pieces or that someone else is naive enough to do it for you, it won't be me.

Me

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear X (ahem...you .... Sun)

Please stay warm and very bright today. I want to - no, NEED to - bask in your rays today.

signed,
Beach Litster

 

[kendra1980]

Dear She Bitch,

My cousin is now plotting a way to come up here and make you as miserable as you love making us all. Just do what you are supposed to, you blonde bitch.

Cannot wait til you are dust in the wind...right now you're just a big platter of shit on the front porch. *nods*



Dear Smarmy, Lying, Car Dealer...

Got a better deal on a nicer vehicle, with better intererior from a non-lying individual. It brought me great satisfaction to pull my offer and leave you one short sale for the month.

Stop lying, do your job and I bet your BBB ratings go up...just a thought.

 

[JammyJimmy]

Dear X,

Assumptions are stupid, yours particularly. Get a fucking grip because you're beginning to piss me off.

JJ

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Litster,

I found it funny and telling, about your character, when I made one simple request - that you no longer keep bringing up a topic that was posted to a thread on 12/23/2011.

Yet, you PM me back, telling me you won't and you'll no longer PM me or ever post on my thread. The funny thing is, I checked - YOU'VE never posted on my thread. LOL

Believe me, I wasn't stupid. I knew what you wanted, you just weren't ever going to get it.

From me,

Red

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear IRS...

If you must be a functioning part of the Federal Government could you make things easier and less complicated?

Exasperated...me *le sigh*

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear Best Buddy O' Mine....

Thanks for last night. I needed a night with the girls...and chocolate...and laughs! Those pink, rose flavored, filled cupcakes you made were amazing. I know we don't always see eye to eye, but I am so glad you are in my life. You are like a sis to me.

Your baking, knitting, beading, shopping, coffee buddy

 

[ladance]

dear x

i know you won't ever read this. You have been my rock for over 2 years and i need to know you are always there and in reach and now you've gone and it hurts, just another rejection which is tearing at my fragile soul. You know all i have been through to bring me to this point in my life and promised me that we would always be best friends even though we are not lovers.
I can't do this alone. I need your laugh, your encouragement, your arms hugging me once every six months, i need to know i have someone who cares out there.

 

[softhelmet]

Dear Employer,
I recently sent you my resume and cover letter explaining how great I am and how I have everything it takes to fulfill the open position. That said, I am currently an alcoholic on a relapse. I think I have a sex addiction and would never want you to know about the kind of stuff I look at online. I tend to miss work often without calling in. I hope this isn't a problem. I'm broke right now, and I think I would actually like working for you. I'll give it my best shot, but that's not saying much. If you hire me and your lucky, I'll have a complete personality transformation and things will go well. If you decide to hire me and I don't change...well...we may not know each other very long.
Realistically Yours,
Semi-hopeless

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Car Salesman,

Tomorrow try not to be at your smarmiest. I'm bringing my favorite wing man, and well...he puts up with fools NOT AT ALL.

Can't wait to pick it up and get away from YOU.




Dear REALLY?????

Did you think before you wrote that?

 

[softhelmet]

Dear Car Salesman,

Tomorrow try not to be at your smarmiest. I'm bringing my favorite wing man, and well...he puts up with fools NOT AT ALL.

Can't wait to pick it up and get away from YOU.




Dear REALLY?????

Did you think before you wrote that?

dear x,
i'm having fun writing limericks with you
signed,
kinda newbie

 

[kendra1980]

dear x,
i'm having fun writing limericks with you
signed,
kinda newbie

Dear Kinda Newbie....

I love limericks. I typically leave a bit of "poultry" from time to time in Lake's thread. Good job, although that rhyming hangover was a bit tricky

 

[softhelmet]

Dear Kinda Newbie....

I love limericks. I typically leave a bit of "poultry" from time to time in Lake's thread. Good job, although that rhyming hangover was a bit tricky

dear x,
poultry? Lakes thread?,
kinda newbie

 

[kendra1980]

dear x,
poultry? Lakes thread?,
kinda newbie

Dear KN,

Lakesailor (a wonderful man friend) has a thread here. The posters in his thread like a little "poultry" as they call it from time to time. I've been known to induldge them in a naughty limerick or 13.

 

[softhelmet]

Dear KN,

Lakesailor (a wonderful man friend) has a thread here. The posters in his thread like a little "poultry" as they call it from time to time. I've been known to induldge them in a naughty limerick or 13.

dear x,
only found Lakesailor51 and he has no threads. still want to know what poultry is ;-)
kn

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear Hostess/friend...


I appreciated the invite to your Girl's night In party - what I didn't expect or appreciate was your informing me that I would be co-hosting the party w/ you. It's of irritation when you expect ME to provide the alcoholic beverages to the extent you want a "signature drink" - yes I may have a lot of alcohol/liqueurs/wine but I'm not at the point of being a habitual drinker.

Further if I'm to co-host you should also share in some of the expenses - you were the one who suggested party favours so why am I the one who gets saddled w/ the expense of buying the stuff -it wouldn't be so big a deal if you hadn't invited 20 people who all RSVPed "yes". The little items you think that are cute (nail polish, lotion, lipgloss, etc.,) depending on where purchased run about $1 each if not more!!! Were I to follow your suggestions I would easily end up spending $80 for party favours for people I don't know! That doesn't even begin to go into the food you're asking me to bring...

I don't mind parties, I often enjoy hosting or attending them...but I do mind when I'm lassoed into co-hosting a party and then you snub the items I choose to buy for party favours. Unless you're paying for them you can keep your snotty opinion to yourself.

Your co-host me *sigh*

 

[charmed1]

Dear Cowboy,

I'm really hoping that I'm over-thinking things and you aren't as much of a jerk as you're seeming to be.


Dubiously yours,

Charmed

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Dear Friend,

I can't tell you how much I appreciate your listening ear, soft shoulder, and good advice. You are the big brother I wish I had. I'm truly blessed by your friendship.

Always,

~L