Dear X

[kendra1980]

Dear Makes Me Uncomfortable and I'm Going to Have to Deal With You Today....

We are buying it, please be NORMAL if that is possible. Not your idea of normal but the NORMAL reality of NORMAL. Yes, tha would work.

Thank you

 

[Aurantica]

Dear X
Please, please grow the holy fuck up. You're older than I am but I swear to god you act like a seven year old somethimes. Did you ever stop to think that, as you've only been doing this shit for a few weeks it MIGHT be a good idea to pay attention to the other menbers of the group and the damn INSTRUCTOR? Its hard to work with your big fucking ego in the way. Get the hell over yourself, girl, or you just might find yourself without a group next week.



Dear X2:
Yeah, you're engaged. whoop de doo. But why must you publicly announce it on my birthday? Youve known for 2 weeks. I know you're trying to steal my fire and that's really, really pathetic.

 

[handsfree6969]

Dear Needle Dick The Bug Fucker,

Yes you driving the new black Audi. I have things to do so quit driving like a pussy. You are a grown man for god sakes. Push the gas pedal down - harder.

The car behind you......

 

[handsfree6969]

Dearest x (aka asshole )

Thank you..thank you for tearing out my heart and then stamping on it. And when i said i wanted to fuck, i didnt mean i wanted you to fuck my head up with your stupid games.

I wish you all the best...and that ass and those nipples are no longer yours...there mine again, to give away to someone who deserves them and when he says he loves me...means it.

You will never hear me slap my ass again, and you certainly wont get chance to do it for real, or have me suck you off ...or fuck me against a tree.

Goodbye (see how easy it is to type that word )

Your Holly x

( God that felt so good doing that, much better than therapy

And cheaper

 

[Rathskeller]

Dear 85Ironman
Last week,I made a post about how I am going through a tough time in my life with personal problems. You then made a comment about how you saw a child, with broken legs at the hands of parents, and his life also sucks. I'm confused so my question is this. even though my life sucks, that there are other people out there who have it worse, that I should just be thankful 4 where I am? or was it to throw it in my face and to tell me to shut up? if it was general concern for me, then I thank you for caring for me. but if it was a game of who has it worse. then you are with out a doubt, an asshole for exploiting a child, who is suffering at the hands of abuse, just to make me feel bad. I hope this is not the case, and you feel some sympathy for my situation. maybe. thank you and have a wonderful week.

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear J,

That phone call just about broke my heart.......it was all the things you didn't say. I'm too good at sussing that old trick, and you know it

So here it is: she's not come back from that trip she took, and you're rattling around that house, alone without your baby boy.

Tuesday I cook dinner, and you tell me everything straight. And then, then we find a way.

M

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Family Member of Mine,

Why would you write me to tell me you are coming to within 10 miles of my home and would like to have some time with me, only to tell me later on the phone that you are planning fun times for your boys (both grown assed adults) and just want family time with them, with me maybe making or providing dinner after an outting with JUST your family. What am I??? I thought I was FAMILY? I don't think you know how much it hurts me that you would drive all this way and not have time? Or that you can maybe plug me in between outtings/??? Holy hell.

When I asked if while the "boys" were doing something you have no interest in, why not come to my house and we'll have some fun...your reply??? "I'll have to ask the boys?" Seriously? They live with you...at an age when some "boys" are on their own. Uhm...

Weirdness...I guess if I see ya, I do, and if I don't, see if we bother to come see you next time we are in your neck of the woods. I mean, our dogs may want to do other stuff. *rolls eyes...HUGELY*

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

Dear all four of you

Thanks for being the biggest bunch of assholes ever, you have done me the biggest favour in helping me make some really sensible decisions for the future. Words can't describe how happy I'm feeling today, I haven't felt this good in ages and it only happened because the four of you helped me hit rock bottom, so I had to get back up again, never fails, does it.
So now it's onward and upward and stuff the lot of you, I have no need to keep any of you in my life, I have so many good, genuine, caring people around me and so many good things, none of you four are ever going to get the chance to drag me down again.... it's over.

Me that's walking away, happy and strong again.

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear all four of you

Thanks for being the biggest bunch of assholes ever, you have done me the biggest favour in helping me make some really sensible decisions for the future. Words can't describe how happy I'm feeling today, I haven't felt this good in ages and it only happened because the four of you helped me hit rock bottom, so I had to get back up again, never fails, does it.
So now it's onward and upward and stuff the lot of you, I have no need to keep any of you in my life, I have so many good, genuine, caring people around me and so many good things, none of you four are ever going to get the chance to drag me down again.... it's over.

Me that's walking away, happy and strong again.

Dear Starry One,

YEAH!!!!!!! This is fabulous.

Luvs ya,

Me

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

Dear Starry One,

YEAH!!!!!!! This is fabulous.

Luvs ya,

Me

Dear Wonderful Mollie

How LOVELY to see you darlin

Luvs ya too sweetie

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Vera Wang,

I love the way you make me smell.

Love,
Lorilei

 

[Latina49]

Dear P
You're an idiot, how could you let your wife catch you? Your loss is someone elses gain.

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Shops,

Please have all the lovely things I want to buy today, no queues (or indeed, other people generally getting in my way) and heaps and heaps of bargains.

And Pub...if you could have one of those nice comfy booths free for when I want to stuff my face at lunchtime, I'd be more than appreciative.

Cheers very much in advance,
Being-Indulgent-Mollie

 

[kara1234]

Dear Weather Gods,

You know I have been waiting and hoping
for a snow day since December. Why would
you finally make it snow on a Saturday when there
is no school anyway?

Your Is it too much to ask for just 1? Litster

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear Party Guests...

When you are invited to a party, there is a reason that the host/hostess has an RSVP date and contact information for you to RSVP to. Ultimately it is to get an accurate count of those in attendance so there will be enough food and beverages.

I readily understand that some do not ever seem to have their personal calendar organised and it's more a carpe diem mode of life, but your RSVP is beneficial.

Therefore b/c a few of you chose to RSVP after the deadline I will not be handing out a party favour bag to you. If you get offended and think that I'm being rude - it's no less rude than your last minute RSVP.

RSVPs ahead of time b/c I'm courteous like that... me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Well,

Why are you running continuously. Nat and I do not need another expense at this time and I am getting thorougly disheartened by one thing after another messing up.

You need to run when you are supposed to and stop when you are not.

Looks like we call the well doctor (I think you have a bad pump, but what do I know?)

 

[pussyg]

Dear pipes,

Please don't freeze up again tonight - we're trying really hard to keep you all wrapped up and warm, and you are only out there temporarily until the extension is finished - ok it's been longer than we originally thought, but still. It would be really good if you could keep the water flowing so for once we don't have to thaw you out before using the washing machine tomorrow. Is that too much to ask?

pussyg

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Party Guests...

When you are invited to a party, there is a reason that the host/hostess has an RSVP date and contact information for you to RSVP to. Ultimately it is to get an accurate count of those in attendance so there will be enough food and beverages.

I readily understand that some do not ever seem to have their personal calendar organised and it's more a carpe diem mode of life, but your RSVP is beneficial.

Therefore b/c a few of you chose to RSVP after the deadline I will not be handing out a party favour bag to you. If you get offended and think that I'm being rude - it's no less rude than your last minute RSVP.

RSVPs ahead of time b/c I'm courteous like that... me

Love this SD. I totally agree with your approach.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear D,

Rough weekend. For all of us. You need to learn to accept you successes. You need to learn to accept your failures. Basically, you need to learn to accept yourself. Who you are, and where you are.
Oh, and yeah, you know, life is supposed to be, at least part, fun. There's nothing wrong with that. And in fact, it may be the point of life.

Loving you, even when you make it difficult.

 

[WckdnWild]

Dear URnotTHElast ~

I dare not give you the benefit of anonymity. I have no qualms about calling you to the carpet and telling you how pathetic you really are. You need to get some serious help. Make no mistake, I'm NOT afraid of you. Actually you have redefined apathy for me. You aren't even significant enough to hate. That would be a useless waste of emotion. There are a few things that I would lay my life down for, and 50 layers below that there's stuff that I'm apathetic about and then way, way down... *bending to touch the ground* there's YOU. I'd tell you to find someone else to stalk... or direct your twisted thoughts at, but I wouldn't wish that on any woman. I have you on ignore so I don't have to sift through your BS. I've asked everyone that I know, to stop telling me about your "chimerian" thoughts. NO ONE CARES. Stop trying to provoke people... it's NOT going to work. I don't care how many ALT's you create... this is two minutes more than I ever intended to give you, an I won't make that mistake again.

If you were on fire, I'd spit gasoline on ya. GO AWAY.

DISDAINFULLY ~ Wckd-n-Wild

 

[respeito]

dear kind woman at the tag agency,

thank you for being so helpful this morning, and for telling me that i take nice pictures and that i have a beautiful smile and name. hearing that did good things for my (bruised) ego and i was sincere when i told you that i was grateful for your thoughtful comment.

who knew that asking me about my name would reveal that you spent ten years in south africa? i think the work you, and your family did there are deserving of my highest praises.

maybe one day, when and if the stars line up for me, i'll take your suggestion and visit that beautiful country.

thank you for being so pleasant. i hope you have a golden weekend.

keep warm!

respeito

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear GDC...

I know I could email you, but I realise that if I were to email you it would just be another email of many that you wouldn't reply to.

How do I tell you that I'm seeing the same pattern repeating itself where you'll actually listen to me? How do I tell you that you should focus on healing instead of meeting other women w/o you thinking I'm jealous of those women? How do I tell you that I'm struggling to believe some of what you're saying b/c the past is rearing it's ugly head?

Aside from what you've shared I don't know everything that happened in your last failed marriage. You simply said that it fucked up your view of who you are. I can appreciate that you're struggling to believe what I'm saying, but you know me! You know that I've been honest w/ you from day one.

We've been friends longer than you even knew your evil ex so why is it so damn hard for you to believe me when I tell you all the good I know about you?! You didn't even know her two months before you married her so why the hell would you readily believe/listen to the worst that your evil ex said about you? It makes me sad that you believe her, and you're hesitant to trust me. Regardless I'm willing to be your friend and be there for you.

There's never been a time that you've not been "good enough" - you've got qualities that make you better than most guys...I just wish you would not only believe me when I say it, but I wish you could see it.

You said that I'm sometimes too intense for you. I can respect your view, but if you can't handle me sharing what's on my heart then you can't handle me, and I refuse to apologise for being me.

One of a kind ... me

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Dear F:

Each day you have been a part of my life now has been one I'll not soon forget, if ever. You've brightened things up, made me smile and once again think about trust. Thank you for that.

Your sparkling jewel

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dearest Daughter Number 2,

Because times were tight you accepted the offer to be given your Jeep to you as your Christmas present. You also were aware that this meant you would be responsible for putting the registration on it when it expired this coming March. You don't pay Insurance and you are allowed to drive the car whenever you wish as long as you provide your own gas.

Now, yes I know you don't have the title yet and it is still in your parents' name so legally it isn't yours, so if you'd like to give it back to your parents and fore go owning the vehicle, you may. Or you can opt out of having it being given to you, finish paying your mom and dad the 600.00 you owed (prior to the Christmas gift idea), and then cover title, registration and insurance all by yourself. Though not having a job makes this hard.

What you are expected to do, if you choose to keep the Jeep, is to save your allowance for the next few weeks, and pay the 54.00 registration fee due by the end of March - or get a job and pay for it before the end of the Month.

It's your decision - but lovely little redheaded daughter of mine - don't pull that "it's not in my name" card with me again. I can let the registration expire and that little Jeep you love can sit in the driveway for all I care. It'll knock over a hundred dollars off the car insurance (which your father and I pay).

Love your mom.

 

[Chaingun]

Dearest Daughter Number 2,

Because times were tight you accepted the offer to be given your Jeep to you as your Christmas present. You also were aware that this meant you would be responsible for putting the registration on it when it expired this coming March. You don't pay Insurance and you are allowed to drive the car whenever you wish as long as you provide your own gas.

Now, yes I know you don't have the title yet and it is still in your parents' name so legally it isn't yours, so if you'd like to give it back to your parents and fore go owning the vehicle, you may. Or you can opt out of having it being given to you, finish paying your mom and dad the 600.00 you owed (prior to the Christmas gift idea), and then cover title, registration and insurance all by yourself. Though not having a job makes this hard.

What you are expected to do, if you choose to keep the Jeep, is to save your allowance for the next few weeks, and pay the 54.00 registration fee due by the end of March - or get a job and pay for it before the end of the Month.

It's your decision - but lovely little redheaded daughter of mine - don't pull that "it's not in my name" card with me again. I can let the registration expire and that little Jeep you love can sit in the driveway for all I care. It'll knock over a hundred dollars off the car insurance (which your father and I pay).

Love your mom.

I've got space in my driveway for a fourth Jeep.


Just sayin'.