Dear X

[newbiebabe]

Dear person interviewing me...

I was absolutely excited to have received the phone call requesting that I come in for an interview. To say that I'm excited is NOT an understatement, but I will readily admit that I'm as nervous as can be. I'm afraid that my best won't be good enough. I'm afraid that instead of having my skills and abilities measured that I'll be judged on the responses I provide to the interview questions. I know that I'm not the only one that you'll be interviewing, but I am hoping you'll see that my skills and abilities would be of use and I'll get the job!

Hopeful interviewee!

Dear Hopeful,

As an interviewer, remember you will be judged on the answers you give not only on your resume. Fair or not, that is the way it is. So in preparation, write every question you can imagine them asking you and also your answer and then read it over and over again so that you are well prepared. It shows when one has prepared fully for an interview and when one hasn't.

Good luck!

From one who also always wanted her resume to be center but realized quickly that's not always the case.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear person interviewing me...

I was absolutely excited to have received the phone call requesting that I come in for an interview. To say that I'm excited is NOT an understatement, but I will readily admit that I'm as nervous as can be. I'm afraid that my best won't be good enough. I'm afraid that instead of having my skills and abilities measured that I'll be judged on the responses I provide to the interview questions. I know that I'm not the only one that you'll be interviewing, but I am hoping you'll see that my skills and abilities would be of use and I'll get the job!

Hopeful interviewee!

Dear HI

Make sure also you do some research on the company....make sure you know what you want to ask also. Interviews go both ways.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Little Debbie,

Darn you for making me so very addicted to your space crunch. Double damn you for having them on every grocery store's shelves. I walk by and they call to me. Thank goodness I have an iron will (most of the time) or I'd be in big trouble (but ohhhhh, their tasty goodness).

Craving a bit of you now!





Dear Overtalker at Work,

I think you told us all you were easy to work with. YOU LIED.





Dear Not Ever going to Be Mother of the Year Mother of Mine,

Glad you liked the flowers and love note I sent you. Wait...you never even acknowledged either. I don't know what is wrong with me that after all these years, your abusive language, the beatings and the judgement I would even think small jestures of anything kind would be acknowledged. Well guess what, I have to live with ME after you croak, so I will continue to do small gestures that will be ignored or taken for granted. I will continue to tell you I love you, even if I will never like you (I don't say that last bit, but OHHHH I feel it to the very center of my soul). I will continue to try to do the right thing, because to do anything other would hurt me, make me feel less. So, I will enjoy sending you flowers, love notes, and kindnesses.

Wow, I like the way that one turned around!



Dear Surgeon,

You sir, have the personality of a codfish, but you do good work.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Spouse,

We have come so far and yet you are slipping back. It was 6 years ago that you pulled that with me, 4 years ago since we discussed things needed to change, and then last night - - you showed that you still hadn't changed.

Don't EVER push my hands away from my pussy and my nipples again and tell me that's YOUR job and then NOT fucking DO ANYTHING! If it is YOUR fucking job, than DO YOUR JOB!

Just because YOU are done does not mean that I am done! That's why the toys need replaced - because YOU are done and leave me waiting for that cliff that I'm waiting to drop from.

I'm trying so VERY hard to not make SEX the reason I leave - please - please - please help me out!

Please hear the words I spoke last night about needing you to continue playing with me. PLEASE take them to heart! PLEASE!

You are making this so very hard.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear Cowardly excuse for a male who lives w/ me:

Once again I find myself stressed and strained to the max b/c of your failure. YOU opened the military credit card in YOUR name. YOU failed to pay the bill on time. YOU are the reason why every damn penny of the JOINT tax return was re-directed and collected as payment. Thanks to your inept handling of your financial affairs I'm forced to play financial guru and figure out how the hell to handle the upcoming debts.

You expect ME to sell MY gun so YOU can afford car insurance so you can get your auto tag renewed? Yeah, that's not gonna happen! You expect me to sell my vehicle?! Fuck you asshole...you sell YOURS! You expect me to sell MY jewelry?! What the hell have you been smoking?!

I shouldn't be surprised by any of this b/c you've always expected me to sacrifice for you b/c you're so damn focused on YOU! I can only hope that this upcoming interview leads to a job, b/c it will be an open door for me to leave your pathetic self!

Stronger in spite of you...Me!

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Not-Quite-So-New-House

I woke up this morning and thought, I still love you - thanks for being here, right where I could find you.

Just please stay safe whilst I go pester some merrycans

Lots of love
Mollie

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Coffee,

I love you.

 

[WckdnWild]

Dear X ~

I own no one, nor do I make it a point to steal "his" time to keep him from you. He makes his own choices... and has free will. I am not her to "fall in love" or to find the next ... whatever, whatever. People fascinate me...I enjoy intellectual conversation. Am a self admitted voracious flirt and because I have a highly charged sexual nature can turn just about anything into a sexual connotation. LIT is fun for me... a way to have a few laughs... make a few virtual friends and if the by product is indeed true friendship then, blessed be, and yeah for me.

You should be less concerned about me... and MORE concerned about you. I am confident and secure in what I do, who I am, and what I want I do. My #1 rule is to do no harm. So DEAL.

~ humbly and quite sincerely

- me -

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear Spouse,

We have come so far and yet you are slipping back. It was 6 years ago that you pulled that with me, 4 years ago since we discussed things needed to change, and then last night - - you showed that you still hadn't changed.

Don't EVER push my hands away from my pussy and my nipples again and tell me that's YOUR job and then NOT fucking DO ANYTHING! If it is YOUR fucking job, than DO YOUR JOB!

Just because YOU are done does not mean that I am done! That's why the toys need replaced - because YOU are done and leave me waiting for that cliff that I'm waiting to drop from.

I'm trying so VERY hard to not make SEX the reason I leave - please - please - please help me out!

Please hear the words I spoke last night about needing you to continue playing with me. PLEASE take them to heart! PLEASE!

You are making this so very hard.

Dear X,

(HUGS) and please know that I'm more than willing to help you dive head first over the cliff over and over and over and over and..well, you get the picture.

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

Dear sinuses,

I know you are not pleased with the constantly changing weather but could you please stop making me feel like crud? I only have a few more weekends of his time to enjoy and do not appreciate spending them feeling like this. If you must torture me, then do it during the week and not on the weekends. It would be greatly appreciated.

A tired and frustrated me.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear X,

(HUGS) and please know that I'm more than willing to help you dive head first over the cliff over and over and over and over and..well, you get the picture.

Thank-you, unfortunately, I'm pretty sure the miles between your offer and me are quite far. Thank-you though.

 

[kfoster1515]

Dear X,

I think I love you but I don't think I'm in love with you. I just to make sure you understand the difference but I do really enjoy our time together and don't want to change that. Can you understand? You are amazing and I would never regret a minute of our time together, but I understand if you do.

 

[respeito]

beloved neck and shoulders,

you are doing a great job of making my evening unpleasant with your discomfort. i know what you want me to do; you want me to cower to your tenderness and run for the naproxen, but i refuse to let you break me.

do your worst.

hoping to massage the pain away,

respeito.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear GDC...

Short of me sharing this w/ you, you'll never see this. You can't begin to know how scared I was the moment I told you my concerns about your current behaviour. I thought you would be offended and walk away. I saw a pattern and I was worried that you would deny what I was saying out of the supposition that I was jealous. I'm relieved that you could see what I pointed out to you. I'm actually shocked that you admitted I was right and that the pattern was there and that you're breaking it.

While I'm thankful you saw the truth in what I said, if there's nothing more than I could ask of you I think I deserve your honesty. Please don't worry about what I'll think. I would much rather have the harsh/ugly truth, than for you to try to spare my feelings w/ a half truth. If anything you should know me well enough by now to understand that I'm quite able to discern when you're not forthcoming. If you think this will be a continued trait it may be for the better that I walk away, and sever the friendship. I hope I don't have to.

In spite of it all...I need to say Guéri De Toi

Litster on the East Coast

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear Spouse,

We have come so far and yet you are slipping back. It was 6 years ago that you pulled that with me, 4 years ago since we discussed things needed to change, and then last night - - you showed that you still hadn't changed.

Don't EVER push my hands away from my pussy and my nipples again and tell me that's YOUR job and then NOT fucking DO ANYTHING! If it is YOUR fucking job, than DO YOUR JOB!

Just because YOU are done does not mean that I am done! That's why the toys need replaced - because YOU are done and leave me waiting for that cliff that I'm waiting to drop from.

I'm trying so VERY hard to not make SEX the reason I leave - please - please - please help me out!

Please hear the words I spoke last night about needing you to continue playing with me. PLEASE take them to heart! PLEASE!

You are making this so very hard.

A fucking men, my love

 

[jet_nebula]

Dear Mouse,

Your days are numbered.

Sincerely,

The Mousinator.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Sister,

pffft. Shame on you.

You heard me right, shame on you.

And by the bye, your husband is a total ass, we've all thought that from day one, but loved you too much to say. Dad even hated that man.

Ahhh, that felt good to say, too bad I can't for REAL!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

Would you stop being such a pompous ass when it came to teachers and snow days. If you only knew the half of what they went through, you would not be saying that they are just looking for days off just because.

I would say that you would not survive half a day in your daughter's class.

But because you have a job that does not require you to come into contact with kids....it's easy, right?

Signed,

wishing you would....b/c then you would see that you would have to eat your words and more.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear skank
you suck
that is all

 

[o_so_wet]

dear skank
you suck
that is all

Dear X who wields a hatchet or butcher knife...something sharp,

U make me giggle.

That is all.

OSW

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear X who wields a hatchet or butcher knife...something sharp,

U make me giggle.

That is all.

OSW

lol
glad i make you giggle
how are you today?

 

[o_so_wet]

lol
glad i make you giggle
how are you today?

In my best Tony the Tiger voice....GREEEAAATTT
Off to work I go.....hope you're GREEEAAATTT too X

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

In my best Tony the Tiger voice....GREEEAAATTT
Off to work I go.....hope you're GREEEAAATTT too X

lmao
that made me smile


TY
i love tony the tiger......

 

[flirtygirly]

Dear X:

While I understand the last three weeks have been hell for you…you also need to realize that many others have been affected by your absences and your half-efforts when you’re here.* I feel bad for complaining, because I’ve not been in your situation, and hope never to be.* However, if you keep sailing your lifeboat in this direction, you are sure to drown, or be washed away by the tide.* I’ve even heard someone else say you need to get your life together.* I’ve been patient and sympathetic, and treated you with kid gloves because I know you are an extremely fragile person.* And also because I do have to interact with you on a regular basis, and there is no use making things more difficult for myself.* If that sounds selfish, in any way, it wasn’t meant to be.* I just don’t appreciate not knowing if and when you will show up, having to assist you when you do make an appearance, and then having to cover your ass when you can’t make it in.* I honestly believe you need help, that you cannot put things back together on your own.* Everyone has their own trials and tribulations in life.* Right now is a very hard time for you.* I get that.* But before you lose your way completely, you need to wake the fuck up and take some small steps back into reality.*

Signed......Tired of being understanding

 

[janeyl]

Dear new team member who got into my team through the back door...

It's not so much your method of coming to work for me that annoys me, although I think it was a bit weaselly to be be honest, but did nobody warn you that it was not wise to piss me off before you even start? You are not the saviour of this team-we were never in need of one-the only thing in your favour so far is your gender. I'm not impressed with how you have conducted yourself so far and you haven't even started yet...demands are really not a good way to go about making yourself fit in...I'll be watching you sunshine...

Your new boss