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I am not in Houston, I am in the DFW area.....
OH! I'm stupid. Why did I think you were in Houston? I'm weird like that.
We may have talked about Texas once.Dear X
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OH! I'm stupid. Why did I think you were in Houston? I'm weird like that.
We may have talked about Texas once.
njoyndesire
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Oh yeah, I have loads of that. You know, when I don't completely suck.
you don't ever completely suck... knock that off!!!! :caning: *hugs you tight* chin up... she obviously had no class or brains.
tiedtits4me
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Dear X,
Wise idea to actually listen to me. And you are so lucky i was nice enough to give your lazy ass enough time to remove it. Instead of just reporting it.
Now let's see if you're smart enough to actually listen to the rest of the message because i'm done being nice and playing fair. Time for that is WELL and truly over.
Can't believe what you've turned into.
Your, grateful you cheated on me and i saw what a douche bag you were before i married you, EX
Wise idea to actually listen to me. And you are so lucky i was nice enough to give your lazy ass enough time to remove it. Instead of just reporting it.
Now let's see if you're smart enough to actually listen to the rest of the message because i'm done being nice and playing fair. Time for that is WELL and truly over.
Can't believe what you've turned into.
Your, grateful you cheated on me and i saw what a douche bag you were before i married you, EX
whynotjustsayit
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Dear X,
You know what they say about overcompensation, right? The bigger the show, the more you have to hide by it.
Watching you go into overdrive. Hope you're having fun avoiding that long look in the mirror.
Amused,
Me
You know what they say about overcompensation, right? The bigger the show, the more you have to hide by it.
Watching you go into overdrive. Hope you're having fun avoiding that long look in the mirror.
Amused,
Me
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Dear litster pals,
Thanks for all the love and support. I promise I'll try to stop being a whiny bitch. I'm just working through some stuff. Some of you women...damn. You really know how to hurt a guy. But I'll be back soon enough. That's the NRJ philosophy.
I Love you all. Seriously.
Chris
(NRJ)
Thanks for all the love and support. I promise I'll try to stop being a whiny bitch. I'm just working through some stuff. Some of you women...damn. You really know how to hurt a guy. But I'll be back soon enough. That's the NRJ philosophy.
I Love you all. Seriously.
Chris
(NRJ)
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I dunno what's going on NRJ but ((((((((((((((NRJ)))))))))))))))
Girl broke my heart in a very not nice way. What's up with that? I thought *I* was supposed be the one breaking hearts?
(jk, I promise)
goodgurlgetsbad
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Girl broke my heart in a very not nice way. What's up with that? I thought *I* was supposed be the one breaking hearts?
slaps your ass *** behave
lol cmon - chin up - there are many girls -look around you
tiedtits4me
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Girl broke my heart in a very not nice way. What's up with that? I thought *I* was supposed be the one breaking hearts?
Some women are bitches, some men are assholes, it's just trying to find someone who isn't.
Good luck with your search. Eventually we are bound to find them right?
sunshinegirl05
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Dear person who is not on here,
I have been having dreams about you lately. Why? Not sure. Not complaining..but we both know that in real life we could only be friends...b/c of your allegiance to a certain school down there....where you live. By the way...there was no sex that happened in said dreams.....and yeah...no matter how hot I think you are......................*sigh*
I have been having dreams about you lately. Why? Not sure. Not complaining..but we both know that in real life we could only be friends...b/c of your allegiance to a certain school down there....where you live. By the way...there was no sex that happened in said dreams.....and yeah...no matter how hot I think you are......................*sigh*
fungatorgurl101
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sereneone4u
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WTF?
What is WRONG with the women in your area?
If I was single I would be all over you, Butterscotch.
SmileyGirl
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kendra1980
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Dear Body,
Please cooperate.
that is all.
Please cooperate.
that is all.
MollyDolly
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Dear New Guy,
You are wonderful. Seriously. I like that we're learning about each other slowly without a giant verbal diarrhea-type first-date conversation about our entire personal histories. I like that you are intelligent, funny, silly, pervy, and handsome. I like how you make me feel about myself- no man has ever made me feel so pretty or desirable in all my life, let alone told me those things straight out. I hope things keep going well with you because I like how they are going. Please don't hurt me
Signed, Not Sure What I'll Call You When You're Not The "New Guy" Anymore
You are wonderful. Seriously. I like that we're learning about each other slowly without a giant verbal diarrhea-type first-date conversation about our entire personal histories. I like that you are intelligent, funny, silly, pervy, and handsome. I like how you make me feel about myself- no man has ever made me feel so pretty or desirable in all my life, let alone told me those things straight out. I hope things keep going well with you because I like how they are going. Please don't hurt me
Signed, Not Sure What I'll Call You When You're Not The "New Guy" Anymore
lexieredefined
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Dear New Guy,
You are wonderful. Seriously. I like that we're learning about each other slowly without a giant verbal diarrhea-type first-date conversation about our entire personal histories. I like that you are intelligent, funny, silly, pervy, and handsome. I like how you make me feel about myself- no man has ever made me feel so pretty or desirable in all my life, let alone told me those things straight out. I hope things keep going well with you because I like how they are going. Please don't hurt me
Signed, Not Sure What I'll Call You When You're Not The "New Guy" Anymore
Molly and New Guy sitting' in a tree...
So happy for you dear!!
someoneyouknow
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Dear Not sure,
When they are no longer the "new guy", they are called your studmuffin.
If he's as good as you say he is, I'm sure he'll both appreciate it and laugh with you when you say it.
Salsa shoe guy
When they are no longer the "new guy", they are called your studmuffin.
If he's as good as you say he is, I'm sure he'll both appreciate it and laugh with you when you say it.
Salsa shoe guy
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Dear New Guy,
You are wonderful. Seriously. I like that we're learning about each other slowly without a giant verbal diarrhea-type first-date conversation about our entire personal histories. I like that you are intelligent, funny, silly, pervy, and handsome. I like how you make me feel about myself- no man has ever made me feel so pretty or desirable in all my life, let alone told me those things straight out. I hope things keep going well with you because I like how they are going. Please don't hurt me
Signed, Not Sure What I'll Call You When You're Not The "New Guy" Anymore
Dear I Guess "X" Wife..
My heart...she break.
signed..Crying my eyes out
sugarsmacked
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Dear EX:
I'm done with you not wanting me until I don't want you anymore.
I'm finished with allowing you to criticize my work.
I'm through letting you make me feel like I'm not hot enough to be with you.
I am no longer interested in your controlling manipulative actions that you call "love".
Fuck you.
I'm done.
Good luck finding someone else to put up with your bullshit. Don't come crying to me when you realize I was the only one who would, because baby, that ship has sailed.
S
I'm done with you not wanting me until I don't want you anymore.
I'm finished with allowing you to criticize my work.
I'm through letting you make me feel like I'm not hot enough to be with you.
I am no longer interested in your controlling manipulative actions that you call "love".
Fuck you.
I'm done.
Good luck finding someone else to put up with your bullshit. Don't come crying to me when you realize I was the only one who would, because baby, that ship has sailed.
S
lexieredefined
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Dear Crying My Eyes Out,
Chin up, cowboy. You still have two sexy wives for your daily sammich.
Signed,
One of Those Wives
lexieredefined
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Dear Friend #1,
Your behavior as of late really hurts me. I don't know if you're doing it intentionally or not, but damn, it hurts. Please take your head out of your ass and talk to me. Really talk to me.
Signed,
Confused Litster
Dear Friend #2,
Please don't make me regret letting you into my life.
Signed,
Debating Becoming a Hermit Litster
Your behavior as of late really hurts me. I don't know if you're doing it intentionally or not, but damn, it hurts. Please take your head out of your ass and talk to me. Really talk to me.
Signed,
Confused Litster
Dear Friend #2,
Please don't make me regret letting you into my life.
Signed,
Debating Becoming a Hermit Litster
cowslinger64
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Dear One of Two..
I suppose I should look at the bright side, huh? Even as she skanks around with this so-called "new guy" right here on my nose..
I'd enjoy the other two of you much more if we were on the same page more...naked.
Signed, Husband With Dry, Neglected Wang
lexieredefined
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Dear Husband With Dry, Neglected Wang,
We're in a polygamous marriage and you're going to get upset about her dating someone? Really?
Also, I was naked last night. You went to bed. What's up with that?
Signed,
Unfulfilled Wife One of Two (or Three)
o_so_wet
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Thanks for your concern....he's been an ex for a while and we're just friends who care for each other and he just still feels entitled
. There's no hurt involved. About the fish....uhhh...hell yea
njoyndesire
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dear WTF happened??
how do we go from talking every day and really enjoying getting to know one another to you just disappearing and not showing up for our lunch date today??
I would rather you just blew me off than something to have happened to you or your kids but it just doesn't make sense...
If this is who you truly are then better for me to find out now...
sincerely...
you have no idea what you are missing out on...
dear choco-tini guy...
thank you for surprising me and asking to go out again!! I'm looking forward to time with you no matter what we do... so long as it involves staring into those amazing blue eyes and getting one of those crazy yummy kisses.... and maybe cuddling and listening to some more indigo girls... so random... so cool.
sincerely...
i told you i was a lightweight!
how do we go from talking every day and really enjoying getting to know one another to you just disappearing and not showing up for our lunch date today??
I would rather you just blew me off than something to have happened to you or your kids but it just doesn't make sense...
If this is who you truly are then better for me to find out now...
sincerely...
you have no idea what you are missing out on...
dear choco-tini guy...
thank you for surprising me and asking to go out again!!
I'm looking forward to time with you no matter what we do... so long as it involves staring into those amazing blue eyes and getting one of those crazy yummy kisses.... and maybe cuddling and listening to some more indigo girls... so random... so cool.sincerely...
i told you i was a lightweight!
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