Dear X

[someoneyouknow]

Dear nice guy,

You’ve been seriously maligned and swept under the carpet for so long. It can’t go on.
Nice is such a flabby word. It is what you say when someone is dressed in pretty pastel colours, or to compliment your Mother’s friend on her church hat. To describe a real honest-to-God MAN like this is just ridiculous and humiliating.
You’re the one whose quiet strength everyone relies on, you keep in the background finding little to interest you in claiming glory. You’re the guy who sincerely encourages others to do their best, you’re not afraid of failure yourself; you’ve got back on that horse so often that you epitomize gritty determination. You’re not weak, you’re not unsuccessful- you just don’t shout it to the rooftops unless it is about someone you care about.
You’re not that person who is going to trample over everyone else to get to the top; in fact you’ll give as many others a hand up as you can. You’re THAT guy- the unassuming one the reliable one, the one whose mild-mannered personality grows on girls over time until a light bulb goes off. Your calm composition is what often makes us pass you by, but it is just that particular thing we go back to when the laddish, the loud, the bravadoccio have beaten our hearts to a pulp.
You’re our always-there ride home, the one who patiently holds our hair out of the way so we can puke when we get drunk at that party, and you never refer to it again. You’re the one who turns up when called, and the one who always has an easy smile even when things are rough. You’re the one who always gives up his turn for someone who needs it more. A modern man reviving chivalry- who knew? You are not seduced by the idea of shallow romance, in fact you’re the one who simply loves with no strings attached.
Do us girls a favour- don’t believe the hype, and don’t let the viciousness of others corrupt your kindness. The theory that nice guys like you finish last is a fiction spread by those who have to justify their egos.
We’ve been so conditioned to believe in the dramatic hero that you have to give us a little time to come around to you. Hang in there- because when we do, you have us hook, line and sinker.
I hope you find us.
Here’s to you,
- wondering girl
xox

I'll take that as a compliment but it doesn't help when you can't get the time of day.

That said, along those same lines (sorry, not an image):

http://ropeandthings.tumblr.com/post/26626387769/i-used-to-intern-at-an-organization-on-the

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear X.

OK..I'm not pissed anymore. How do you always end up making me feel like I was being silly ?

But I still want you to bite me.

OSW

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Dear XXX ,

You are uber talented- I love your cakes and I don't mean your tatas
My my - what can't you do ?

Appreciating You

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear XXX ,

You are uber talented- I love your cakes and I don't mean your tatas
My my - what can't you do ?

Appreciating You

Muah

(but you still like my tatas, don't you ????? )

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Confusing Man,

We are going to have a conversation on Wednesday. I haven't told you this, but only because I want an honest reaction. I don't play games, and I don't think you do either. Let's be clear.

Signed, Confused Woman

 

[Anita__O_Gasm]

Dear sunshinegirl

Whatever higher power is out there, that makes retribution for wrongdoings, will hear pleas like yours, and your tiny glimmer of goodness will continue to grow, while those who would oppress, will be snuffed out of existence.

Have faith, he will answer for his actions.

Dear Pastor of this church,

You should be ashamed of yourself. You buckled under the pressure....and you sadly dropped the ball big time. You had an opportunity to do something that was right.

Instead, you took the "easy" way out, as to not lose your job, to marry this couple down the road.

Shame on you. For someone who probably teaches that God loves all...no matter what color, race, etc........you failed to practice what you preach.

If you had lost your job, if you would have been a true man of faith, God would have provided for you and your family. Everything about your actions just contradicted what you probably teach in your church on Sundays.

Signed,

So disappointed and disgusted.

http://news.yahoo.com/mississppi-church-refuses-marry-black-couple-205218322--abc-news-topstories.html

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Dear Confusing Man,

We are going to have a conversation on Wednesday. I haven't told you this, but only because I want an honest reaction. I don't play games, and I don't think you do either. Let's be clear.

Signed, Confused Woman

I'm sure there's something special about Wednesday that will make it the perfect day for having a heart-to-heart conversation. But I have to admit, this sounds a bit like an unintentional sneak attack to me. Please be gentle and give your Dear Confusing Man a fair chance to get caught up with you before you lay anything too heavy on him. As a victim of surprise conversations like this, I know firsthand how they can feel like a left hook out of no-where. Good luck Confused Woman!

 

[MollyDolly]

I'm sure there's something special about Wednesday that will make it the perfect day for having a heart-to-heart conversation. But I have to admit, this sounds a bit like an unintentional sneak attack to me. Please be gentle and give your Dear Confusing Man a fair chance to get caught up with you before you lay anything too heavy on him. As a victim of surprise conversations like this, I know firsthand how they can feel like a left hook out of no-where. Good luck Confused Woman!

No sneak attack. He dropped a confuzzling bomb last week and this is just a follow-up conversation- a "where are we at" conversation. Not a confrontational sort. No worries

 

[BuckyDuckman]

No sneak attack. He dropped a confuzzling bomb last week and this is just a follow-up conversation- a "where are we at" conversation. Not a confrontational sort. No worries

Twas none of business - but good to know. The well wishes remain sincere - good luck!

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear WTF,

Seriously. What the fuck? Where did you all come from? Its as if you all googled something simple and it brought you all here at once. I am sure some of you are alts but in my short time wing here I am never seen so many newbies running around here.

Oh and just a suggestion. If you don't have an AV yet please don't post on the rank this av thread. If you are new and don't have a profile filled out try to stay off the say something nice thread until you have had time to do so.

I am not hating you are here I am just tired of asking myself who the fuck are you all the time. Plus I hate skipping people on the threads but if the thread is titled what does this av remind you of and you don't have one, then I am going to stare blankly and eye rape you.

Welcome

 

[1sickbastard]

(not so) Dear X,
How fucking dare you drop into a nice thread as a creepy, sociopathic sexual predator. Did you really think that post was in any way, shape of form, appropriate?

You want to dance with a rope? I've got one for your 'dance'.

Crawl back into ass and choke on your own excrement.

There are no words to truely express the extent of my disgust and loathing for you, you who are a prime example of a cockwad of douchery.

Do the world a favor and kill yourself, horribly.

Sincerely,

1sick(of your shit especially)bastard

 

[Anisland]

Dear Olympic committee ... Womens beach volleyball in long pants and under shirts? Really? You sux

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Dear WTF,

Seriously. What the fuck? Where did you all come from? Its as if you all googled something simple and it brought you all here at once. I am sure some of you are alts but in my short time wing here I am never seen so many newbies running around here.

Oh and just a suggestion. If you don't have an AV yet please don't post on the rank this av thread. If you are new and don't have a profile filled out try to stay off the say something nice thread until you have had time to do so.

I am not hating you are here I am just tired of asking myself who the fuck are you all the time. Plus I hate skipping people on the threads but if the thread is titled what does this av remind you of and you don't have one, then I am going to stare blankly and eye rape you.

Welcome

Dear IhateClowns,

May I borrow that phrase ?

That is just TOO funny.

Remember, provable eye rape is a possible offense.

Sincerely,
Ms. WNJSI

 

[Lily13]

You Insane Bastard,

There is so much I would love to say right now, but I'm going to keep it simple. You are a coward, thinking you are invincible with what you do. You are crazy though. Fucking crazy. Some one is going to catch you and bring you down. I hope I get to see that day. Also, get it in your head that none of this is my fault. So leave me the hell alone.

Signed,
Person Wishing the Past Would Stay in the Past and Wouldn't Be Sorry If You Both Fell Off a Cliff and Died

PS - I know I'll be black and blue tomorrow thanks to you, but I hope your balls will be too. That kick was incredibly satisfactory. The only bonus would be is if they never work again.

Dear Person Wishing the Past Would Stay in the Past,

It will come around for this person and it won't be pretty, as I'm slowly finding out. Until that time just try to steer clear of him. I'm so sorry you had to go through this and I am always available if you need anything.

Signed,
Knowing

Saw this the other day and wanted to respond but lost it.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear rudey tudey on the bus
I did not call you an asshole
I called you a dickhead

 

[taborgirl]

Dear Parry,
While I love and adore you already, even though you were longed for and stressful to get and keep...Give a mama a break. I don't need 24 hour a day nausea to know you're their. You've taken away my favorite fruit and made my Grape Nuts very boring and lonely. You've made me almostalmost pee my pants at work several times and you're just a seven week old fetus. And let's talk about the peeing thing. You have forced me to keep a book in the bathroom I'm in there so much. It's my bathroom book and it very well take another sevenish months to read. When I'm ready to fall asleep I'd enjoy it if you didn't give me restless arms and legs. And finally, when I am asleep, don't wake me up by making me itch. Cause then I have to take a shower and I am awake the rest of the night.

Love,
Mama

 

[perkyT]

Dear Parry,
While I love and adore you already, even though you were longed for and stressful to get and keep...Give a mama a break. I don't need 24 hour a day nausea to know you're their. You've taken away my favorite fruit and made my Grape Nuts very boring and lonely. You've made me almostalmost pee my pants at work several times and you're just a seven week old fetus. And let's talk about the peeing thing. You have forced me to keep a book in the bathroom I'm in there so much. It's my bathroom book and it very well take another sevenish months to read. When I'm ready to fall asleep I'd enjoy it if you didn't give me restless arms and legs. And finally, when I am asleep, don't wake me up by making me itch. Cause then I have to take a shower and I am awake the rest of the night.

Love,
Mama

Congrats to you!!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Parry,
While I love and adore you already, even though you were longed for and stressful to get and keep...Give a mama a break. I don't need 24 hour a day nausea to know you're their. You've taken away my favorite fruit and made my Grape Nuts very boring and lonely. You've made me almostalmost pee my pants at work several times and you're just a seven week old fetus. And let's talk about the peeing thing. You have forced me to keep a book in the bathroom I'm in there so much. It's my bathroom book and it very well take another sevenish months to read. When I'm ready to fall asleep I'd enjoy it if you didn't give me restless arms and legs. And finally, when I am asleep, don't wake me up by making me itch. Cause then I have to take a shower and I am awake the rest of the night.

Love,
Mama

Dear Mama,

I really hate to tell you this, but there will be days, after this baby is born, when you will long for the "ease" of pregnancy. And, while they become fewer and fewer as the child gets older, even at age 18, there are days when I feel that way.

But don't fret, being a parent is wonderful. Watching them grow is amazing. Even when there are problems (and we've had a few ), it is still the most important and rewarding thing I've ever done.

Your friend,
A fellow parent.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear "Non" fans of Arrested Development,

What a great show you all had cancelled. In a day where shows like Dance Moms, Real Housewives of fucking who cares, and the Jersey folks dominate the ratings, Arrested Development was just so much better. So smartly written and just plain funny.

I just watched a few o the episodes again and I laughed all over again. If you haven't seen it or didnt give it a chance the first time I would suggest you do. You are missing out otherwise.

Signed

Man crush on Jason Bateman.

 

[what_she_wants]

Dear "Non" fans of Arrested Development,

What a great show you all had cancelled. In a day where shows like Dance Moms, Real Housewives of fucking who cares, and the Jersey folks dominate the ratings, Arrested Development was just so much better. So smartly written and just plain funny.

I just watched a few o the episodes again and I laughed all over again. If you haven't seen it or didnt give it a chance the first time I would suggest you do. You are missing out otherwise.

Signed

Man crush on Jason Bateman.

female crush on Jason Batemen! and yes! such a wonderful show.

 

[Nightbird]

Dear...

Arrested Development was kind of funny.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Famous Amos.......

Your mini chocolate chip cookies are yum yum yum......

Love I ate too many.....

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear you,

I told you that I had to have you. So when we met, you should have known what was about to happen. I know I hurt you. I devoured your breasts, legs and thighs. I practically left no juices in your body. Yes, I was greedy and licked and lapped and tried to suck every ounce of life from your sexy bones. When your gravy started to flow, I was on cloud nine. Thank you for sharing yourself with me so willingly, and please forgive me for trashing you when I was done. You had served your purpose, so hoe, you had to go!

And I wanna give a shout out to the Colonel for making some damn good chicken. D

Sincerely,

Finger licking full Litster.

 

[littlelovedove]

Dear you,

I told you that I had to have you. So when we met, you should have known what was about to happen. I know I hurt you. I devoured your breasts, legs and thighs. I practically left no juices in your body. Yes, I was greedy and licked and lapped and tried to suck every ounce of life from your sexy bones. When your gravy started to flow, I was on cloud nine. Thank you for sharing yourself with me so willingly, and please forgive me for trashing you when I was done. You had served your purpose, so hoe, you had to go!

And I wanna give a shout out to the Colonel for making some damn good chicken. D

Sincerely,

Finger licking full Litster.

Dear You,

I was like..........Damn! Just Damn!!
Then I read the last part. LMAO!!!

I soooooo wish.............well ya' know.

 

[TexasWife25]

Dear Sister,

People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones, just like women who change husbands more than they change purses shouldnt get on facebook and preach about their support of traditional marriage.