Dear X

[Lorilei]

Dear "Non" fans of Arrested Development,

What a great show you all had cancelled. In a day where shows like Dance Moms, Real Housewives of fucking who cares, and the Jersey folks dominate the ratings, Arrested Development was just so much better. So smartly written and just plain funny.

I just watched a few o the episodes again and I laughed all over again. If you haven't seen it or didnt give it a chance the first time I would suggest you do. You are missing out otherwise.

Signed

Man crush on Jason Bateman.

Dear IhateClowns,

Have you seen this? http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/369...velopment-season-4-filming-photos-netflix.htm

Fellow AD Fan

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear you,

I told you that I had to have you. So when we met, you should have known what was about to happen. I know I hurt you. I devoured your breasts, legs and thighs. I practically left no juices in your body. Yes, I was greedy and licked and lapped and tried to suck every ounce of life from your sexy bones. When your gravy started to flow, I was on cloud nine. Thank you for sharing yourself with me so willingly, and please forgive me for trashing you when I was done. You had served your purpose, so hoe, you had to go!

And I wanna give a shout out to the Colonel for making some damn good chicken. D

Sincerely,

Finger licking full Litster.

Ya know my interest was like FUCK.... And then you busted with trashing you when you were done... I was like

WELL PLAYED

 

[BSwett060]

Dear nice guy,

You’ve been seriously maligned and swept under the carpet for so long. It can’t go on.
Nice is such a flabby word. It is what you say when someone is dressed in pretty pastel colours, or to compliment your Mother’s friend on her church hat. To describe a real honest-to-God MAN like this is just ridiculous and humiliating.
You’re the one whose quiet strength everyone relies on, you keep in the background finding little to interest you in claiming glory. You’re the guy who sincerely encourages others to do their best, you’re not afraid of failure yourself; you’ve got back on that horse so often that you epitomize gritty determination. You’re not weak, you’re not unsuccessful- you just don’t shout it to the rooftops unless it is about someone you care about.
You’re not that person who is going to trample over everyone else to get to the top; in fact you’ll give as many others a hand up as you can. You’re THAT guy- the unassuming one the reliable one, the one whose mild-mannered personality grows on girls over time until a light bulb goes off. Your calm composition is what juju uhoften makes us pass you by, but it is just that particular thing we go back to when the laddish, the loud, the bravadoccio have beaten our hearts to a pulp.
You’re our always-there ride home, the one who patiently holds our hair out of the way so we can puke when we get drunk at that party, and you never refer to it again. You’re the one who turns up when called, and the one who always has an easy smile even when things are rough. You’re the one who always gives up his turn for someone who needs it more. A modern man reviving chivalry- who knew? You are not seduced by the idea of shallow romance, in fact you’re the one who simply loves with no strings attached.
Do us girls a favour- don’t believe the hype, and don’t let the viciousness of others corrupt your kindness. The theory that nice guys like you finish last is a fiction spread by those who have to justify their egos.
We’ve been so conditioned to believe in the dramatic hero that you have to give us a little time to come around to you. Hang in there- because when we do, you have us hook, line and sinker.
I hope you find us.
Here’s to you,
- wondering girl


xox

Marguerite,

It's great that some people still feel this way. Unfortunately, I think that your sentiments are very much the minority opinion. It seems that most women are looking for the thrill ride, the fast, furious, perhaps dangerous & when they become numbed to that, or when what once was thrilling becomes mundane or routine, they move onto to the next new thrill. This is not meant as an indictment of women, because they have been the object of just such behavior by men for ages.

I wish you the best. I hope that you are found by the person that you hope for.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Marguerite,

It's great that some people still feel this way. Unfortunately, I think that your sentiments are very much the minority opinion. It seems that most women are looking for the thrill ride, the fast, furious, perhaps dangerous & when they become numbed to that, or when what once was thrilling becomes mundane or routine, they move onto to the next new thrill. This is not meant as an indictment of women, because they have been the object of just such behavior by men for ages.

I wish you the best. I hope that you are found by the person that you hope for.

From one nice guy to another -

You have absolutely failed to describe a woman worth having.

I'm just saying. Keep looking. Keep smiling. Keep being you. It will matter to the right one (or two or three) and then things get REALLY fun! I've been lucky enough to find that out and collected several dear friends along the way and exactly one wife.

BD

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear chick fil a
I will not be your customer
That is all

 

[Lorilei]

Dear chick fil a
I will not be your customer
That is all

*high five* Not that I ate there more than once a year or so, anyway.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

*high five* Not that I ate there more than once a year or so, anyway.

I actually liked their food...however
In view of all that has taken place..not again

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear IhateClowns,

Have you seen this? http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/369...velopment-season-4-filming-photos-netflix.htm

Fellow AD Fan

I had heard rumors. That make me a happy boy

 

[jake34]

T,

Not sure if you are going to see this.

Just wanted to apologize for making you feel like you had to leave and for thinking that somehow I was threatening you.

My intent was to have some intelligent disagreement.

My intent was not to cause you to leave and I would not intentionally hurt a fly.

I know that even despite our differences, that many others seemed to enjoy your thread.

Even though I disagree with you and most of the posters on there, you have a right I suppose to have a thread without having to feel harassed. No matter what the intentions were.

Now I feel horrible.

So I have a question to ask.

If I stop coming on Lit, and close my account (can I do such a thing?) then perhaps maybe you (and your friends on the thread) will maybe consider coming back?

I would just stop coming on here now but am not sure if my word is really enough at this point.

We obviously cannot co exist on here to the point of her being as comfortable as you used to be.

So I am offering to leave myself.

I am still not sorry for all that I thought/said.

But I do take responsibility for all that has come of it.

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear British Athletes,

Keep it up, you're doing awesome. The medal table looks better now we're in fifth

In Awe Of You All

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear maintenance person,

What part of, "Please leave this door when you are done. Thank you." is not understood? It wasn't as if I hid the note. It was right there on blue paper stuck to a light-colored door. The door you closed when you were done.

I know it's hard to believe, but there was a very good reason I nicely asked you not to close the door. It was so my cat could use his litter box if he needed to. The fact that he is (mostly) awesome and didn't have to use it is because I have trained him and he, unlike you, can follow directions shows which creature is smarter.

Since you couldn't fix the problem correctly the first time, this shouldn't surprise me. Apparently there is no place I can go where people can't follow directions and I must spend my life dealing with incompetence and stupidity.* It's bad enough when I have to deal with it at work from people making much more than I, I shouldn't also have to deal with it from people I'm paying to do their job.

Waiting for the fridge to be replaced to see how badly you can screw that up.

* When my time comes, on my lead plaque will be written:

Upon these waters were cast the ashes of someoneyouknow
He fought against incompetence and stupidity but was overwhelmed by the forces arrayed against him

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear bzzz....

don't be mad...

pretty please ?



CrazyAnnie

 

[raiguy]

Dear CrazyAnnie,

Beat your internet providers up so you can get it fixed! Then we can talk like you promised

Sincerely,
Hating Bad Internet Providers

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear bad internet provider hater (or something like that)....


If only it were that easy


FUCKING hate slow connections !!!!

C.A.

 

[raiguy]

Dear bad internet provider hater (or something like that)....


If only it were that easy


FUCKING hate slow connections !!!!

C.A.

Dear C.A.

I hope your day is going well. An angry call always works wonders. Just don't be over the top, but explain that it has been going on and this is one of a number of calls. It works pretty well

Good at getting things fixed

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear US Swimming and Polo Teams.....

Thank you for becoming what my dreams are made of. Cause truly I am becoming your biggest dirtiest wettest fan.

, A Tongue Waving FGG

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear US Swimming and Polo Teams.....

Thank you for becoming what my dreams are made of. Cause truly I am becoming your biggest dirtiest wettest fan.

, A Tongue Waving FGG

Dear Tongue Waving FGG...


Thank you. I bow down to you....I needed that visual

and YES.

WET

 

[BSwett060]

Dear Ruby,

Maybe you should mourn for the "death" of your Daddy. Remember the good times and move on. It seems like you want to have your cake and eat it too. It's very convenient to have someone who loves you and truly cares for you (so it appears) and is there for you when you need him to be while you sow your wild oats and have temporary carnal enjoyment with others. You have the best of both worlds... the warmth and comfort of a relationship while you continue to satisfy your fleeting primal urges with others.

You justify your actions by saying that it's "too soon" to have a serious relationship and use distance as an excuse for your behaviour.

I sincerely hope for the best for you, that you don't get burnt, like it seems that your "Daddy" is getting burnt by your actions.

 

[kideh]

Dear lady i like who just broke up with her fiance:

1. I told you so.

2. I'm still here.

Signed,

Me

 

[Treasured]

Dear Precious,

Hate to tell ya but you're starting to look like you've been rode hard and put away wet.

Yeah so not attractive. At your age you really shouldn't be wearing short shorts and tube tops, and if you do maybe you should shave your pubes a little better. Its growing down your legs.

Pukes a little every time I see you,

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Dear X,

Really? After three days on the job you're going to quit and claim the reason was because of the hours you were going to have to work? Which part of the Craigslist ad where I said:

* Able to work 50-55 hours a week. Weekends and holidays should be expected. (It's retail. That's when we're busy!) Most managers work a 5 1/2 day work week.

did you NOT understand? What's more, that was part of EVERY SINGLE FUCKING INTERVIEW WE EVER DID, INCLUDING THE VERY FIRST PHONE INTERVIEW!

Thank you so fucking much for making me look like an incompetent ass to my boss. I appreciate that so much!

Signed:

An employer with a job available for someone who isn't afraid to work for a living instead of drink with your girlfriends every fucking night!

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Landshark,

Fuck you taste good right now. You thirst quenching son of a bitch you.

Signed,

Landshark Lover

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear Self....

When in Rome

Me

 

[raiguy]

Dear self

When in OSW

Me

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear self

When in OSW

Me

Dear Raiguy,

Well done. I couldn't have said it better_

The Sagey Perv!