Dear X

[IhateClowns]

Dear medical debt,

Please please please go away. You are kicking our ass. I make good money and we are still living pay check to paycheck.

Signed,

Keep this up and I will be a Walmart greeter at 80.

 

[availableslave2u]

dear medical debt,
haven't you gotten enough joy from tormenting me? there is no need to torment clowns too. i think you're picking on the two of us because we're tall. watch out, we might file a class action law suit against you medical debt for picking on tall people and then you won't get a dime and you'll have to pay us pain and suffering. think twice before you start poking at us again medical debt!!
signed,
i owe, i owe....

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Bestie,

Break up with the dingbat boyfriend. When you talk to other guys and you can't even say that he is your boyfriend. He is your old friend, someone you just hang out with...etc..........come on. Be upfront with them. Why would you lie about it...if they are just friends and nothing more?

Signed,

your best friend

 

[Anita__O_Gasm]

Dear Samir,

You REALLY want to give the house to ME!

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Toothpaste sharer,

Stop squeezing it from the middle please.

That is all

 

[what_she_wants]

Dear Toothpaste sharer,

Stop squeezing it from the middle please.

That is all

*snickers*

hate that! kinda like the toilet paper roll over the top plz... not under!

 

[thegoodwife]

Dear bathroom scale,

Stop being so mean and move to the left a little more, please!

Thank you!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Queen of all drama queens,

STOP. For the love of all that's holy. Whining about not being able to see your grandkids....b/c we've been busy..and your schedule has been extremely busy.....is not going to make me let you have my kids any easier.

You think that I should just hand over my kids to you...b/c you have the right. Sorry. You need to show me that you can start behaving like an adult and not a spoiled child who is not getting her way.

I do not let my children get away with acting like spoiled little kids......they get nothing....or they get a swift kick in the ass. I can not give you a swift kick in the ass. BUT I can give you nothing.

Am I being a bitch? Am I being selfish? Maybe so. It's my right. It's my right to protect my kids from people who act like you're acting. They have enough drama in their lives....thanks to their fucktarded father. They do not need to be around their grandma who's acting the same way.

Signed,

Been there, done that.....over it.

 

[IhateClowns]

*snickers*

hate that! kinda like the toilet paper roll over the top plz... not under!

You to huh? What is this world coming to? Next thing you know people will be eating pizza with forks and dipping their fries in ranch instead of ketchup

 

[NickNTime]

Dear S,

I want you to see me as I am. We have an opportunity this weekend to go somewhere we've never gone before. Don't miss this chance! I'm being honest with you and I know you are being honest with me. But how about being daring?

NT.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Mother,

If you realized it, you'd realize I was giving you an olive branch. Sure it's not what you want....but I've given you 2 dates.....you have a choice.

If you were smart, you will pick one.

Signed,

Still not willing to play your games, but willing to compromise.

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Sunshinegirl:

**HUGS** Wow you seem to be going through a lot.

 

[Treasured]

Dear Ms Drama Queen,

Cut the crap. Everyone is tired of listening. It is annoying and really starting to piss me off.


Your mom who is tired of your crap

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear eX,

I just thought you should know that I've removed all trace of your presence from within my Pictures folder. I found it so very therapeutic pressing the Delete key whenever I saw you or your parents on the screen.

I'm so glad that we are no longer together, and I feel better for being one step further towards erasing you from my life. I've also freed up 18GB, which was nice.

One more thing - say hi to Boris from me.

Yours (not any longer),

Loving Life Litster

 

[perkyT]

Dear eX,

I just thought you should know that I've removed all trace of your presence from within my Pictures folder. I found it so very therapeutic pressing the Delete key whenever I saw you or your parents on the screen.

I'm so glad that we are no longer together, and I feel better for being one step further towards erasing you from my life. I've also freed up 18GB, which was nice.

One more thing - say hi to Boris from me.

Yours (not any longer),

Loving Life Litster

Dear LL Litster,

So it's really free your mind & gigabytes and the rest will follow?

Life is Great Litster

 

[MasterJere]

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[EbersMoll]

Dear piece of very expensive third party equipment integrated into my beautiful machine,

Please just fucking WORK!!!!!!!!!

Yours,

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear LL Litster,

So it's really free your mind & gigabytes and the rest will follow?

Life is Great Litster

Dear L G Litster,

Yeah, pretty much. I could do without the reminders of her every time I look for some good memories.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Dear Full of Yourself,

I hate it whenever I see your name come up in a thread. I have your posts blocked but I really wish I could block seeing your entire existence.

Signed,
You Make Me Sick

_______________________________________________________________



Dear Drama King,

Didn't take you long to come back, did it !

Signed,
Laughing Me


_______________________________________________________________

Dear Other Drama King,

Nobody really fucking cares whether you continue to post in that thread or not. So the storming off? Who fucking cares. Those kinds of tantrums are unbecoming, even if they're amusing. And you never contribute anything there anyways other than continuous self-promotion.

Signed,
You Were Never Friendly To ME Anyways

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear ma'am
Uhhm
A shirt when worn without pants does not transform into a dress
Its still just a shirt

 

[ga400us]

Dear cancer,

Fuck you! Leave my friends alone and take your worthless shit to the end of the universe implode yourself.

Insistently yours,

All of US

 

[Riles]

Dear handsome man with the green eyes and great smile,

I am far too aware of just how many days you've been gone - I feel the distance in every thought of you. The outcome of the coin toss is killing me...

Two more weeks...I can do that.

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear cashier,

Look, we get it. You're working at the grocery store to earn some extra money. That's fine. However, when you meet someone you know that is not an invitation to talk about your latest and greatest medical diagnosis, particularly when you stop scanning their items and think about whatever it is for numerous moments.

Further, the scanner doesn't need to wait five seconds between each item. It's a beam of light which I can assure you moves very fast. Faster than you can slide the item across the glass.

Also, and I know you're just doing your job, you don't need to tell each and every person how much money they saved or how many points they have and when they expire. Someone who only has six items doesn't care about such things. They're there for a reason. To get their stuff.

As cruel as it may seem, you are another in an ever growing list of cashiers I won't visit when I come to the store. All I want, especially after the neverending days of dealing with incompetence and stupidity, is to get what I want, give a perfunctory hello and go home.

Your truly,

A customer


Dear Third Party provider,

When I asked if you could reset the person's password, I did not say to reset their entire account. Everyone else uses the approved ID, but not this one.

Still waiting for the benefits of private industry to show itself


Dear Morons,

Who the hell told you to dismember the rec room? You know, the one which was in the paper because of the amount of money and wood the higher ups used to create it. Do you have any idea what it looked like when I had to go up and not only get things straightened out, but had to figure out what went where in front of the folks from outside because you thought it would be a grand idea to scatter everything to the four winds?

This isn't brain surgery. Things are done in a certain way for a reason. Don't think you know better. You're just too lazy to put things back the way you found them because someone, almost always me, will take care of your incompetence.

Fortunately your little stunt of calling off "sick" when you see the emails of the work assigned to you may have finally born fruit. The conversations I couldn't help but overhear about the short leash you're on was probably the highlight of my day. Granted, it will take a concerted effort to document your crap, but maybe, just maybe, our supervisor will finally do what should have been years ago.

The one who does the real work

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Boss,

Maybe it's just because I'm a little more intelligent than the people you usually deal with, but your "empathetic listening skills" annoy the shit out of me because I see right through them. If you agree with how I feel and feel the exact same way, you're the only asshole who can change the way the house is run. Quit blowing smoke up my ass.

Annoyed and More Effective Than You Are

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear piece of very expensive third party equipment integrated into my beautiful machine,

Please just fucking WORK!!!!!!!!!

Yours,

Uh oh.. hope you got it working!