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Dear Job I'm interviewing for on Monday that is just 15 minutes down the road...

Please be what I'm looking for...

Looking for a better work/life balance and less back pain, me...

Fingers crossed Janey-girl.



Dear Wedding Officiant,

Thank you for making all that you have done for us seem effortless and fun. We cannot wait to meet you. I'm thinking of adding two to the reception list just so we can have you with us longer.

Boy howdy am I glad we found you!
 
Dear pain,

It hurts so badly. Please whoever is listening make it go away. Surgery isn't till 10am. Everything they are giving me I am throwing back up.

Oh shit! Dude...kidney stone??? Man, whatever, you have my prayers. I will keep you in them.
 
Dear asshole,

You whine about how hard your life is, but you are surrounded by people who love you. You don't appreciate anything you have.

You talk about things you don't understand. Life is so hard for you. You cheat on your wife because she is sad. She is sad because you made her that way. You are like a spoiled brat who breaks a toy and bitches about how the toy is bad. You make me want to puke. Sooner or later she will catch you and trash your dumb ass. How many of these women will want you when you're broke, divorced and homeless.

You say you love them, but hurt them just like your wife. You don't know what love is. The only time you will know is when no one loves you.


Love,

Abigail

Ps I hope your penis falls off.
 
Dear EX (you know who you are)
I don't understand your new silence and the removal of your profile. I thought we decided to be friends. I hope your life gets better and that someday-you realize I was the one you gave away-for nothing. Peace
One hurt Feline:cattail:
 
Dear X,
Yesterday was the anniversary of when you left. I cried like I do every year but those tears are not for you. They are for the innocence lost. They are for the happy memories that were taken away. But they are not for you and never where, nor will they ever be. I am stronger than you thought. I didn't just survive, I have lived. One day soon I will be completely free and I'll be brave enough. You have no power over me!
 
Dear X,

You are already brave enough. Your post showed that. Don't confuse emotion and weakness; reminiscing with inability to move forward.
There is no shame in remembering how strongly you felt or in acknowledging loss. To deny these is to also deny the good and precious memories of that time in your life.
By all means look back over the scrapbook of life and smile, laugh or shed a tear.
You are evidently braver than you think.

Signed,

Just Human
 
Dear X,

We are preparing to spend eight days with only each other.. please do not ruin this. It could be a lot of fun if you let it be. This is a very welcome and much anticipated trip for me.. If you spoil it, I may never forgive you.

Signed,
Me
 
Dear Me,

Start living to the fullest. No more regrets, no more excuses, no more worries. See the things you wish to see. Do the things you wish to do. And if anyone tells you you are nuts, just remind them that we are living on a rock, that at its equator spins at 1038 mph while spinning around a giant nuclear flaming ball at 67,000 mph.

Sincerely, Me
 
Dear X:

You're a great guy but you have no idea how to act on a date. Giving things the finger, profanity and racism will NOT win you points with me. Same with a stated preference for a certain country that neither of us have been to but both of our families come from. You've never been there. I've never been there. I'm every but as Welsh as I am that. Wish you'd show a little common sense.

Also, five days in is too soon to call me your girlfriend, babe, or whatever. DEFINATLEY to soon to say I love you.


Hoping you act your age

An Independent Woman
 
Dear Independent Woman

Hope that your next date is much more your style

Sincerley
Man in a rut
 
Dear X,
When will I be healed from the heartache you caused--you'd think 5 years would do it?
 
Dear 2 tablets of Melatonin,

Please help me to sleep soundly tonight. First, I need a good night's sleep in general. Second, I have to sleep on the couch since my bedroom is clean and vacuumed and the cat is not necessarily flea-free. Third, there's so many things on my plate right now I could use a sound, uninterrupted night's sleep to deal with my life tomorrow.

Frustrated, Over-worked, Weepy, Sleepy Litster
 
Dear 2 tablets of Melatonin,

Please help me to sleep soundly tonight. First, I need a good night's sleep in general. Second, I have to sleep on the couch since my bedroom is clean and vacuumed and the cat is not necessarily flea-free. Third, there's so many things on my plate right now I could use a sound, uninterrupted night's sleep to deal with my life tomorrow.

Frustrated, Over-worked, Weepy, Sleepy Litster

*HUGS* I hope you get what you need, honey. :kiss:
 
Dear Annoying Football Mom -

I've said this before, but please sit down, shut up, and let the coaches actually coach your kid (who doesn't listen anyways)! Maybe next year YOU should coach your kid's team since you seem to know everything about the game and how the team could be better (of course those all involve your kid playing all the time...please refer to above about him not listening anyways).

Thanks!

Annoyed Football Mom
 
Dear 2 tablets of Melatonin,

Please help me to sleep soundly tonight. First, I need a good night's sleep in general. Second, I have to sleep on the couch since my bedroom is clean and vacuumed and the cat is not necessarily flea-free. Third, there's so many things on my plate right now I could use a sound, uninterrupted night's sleep to deal with my life tomorrow.

Frustrated, Over-worked, Weepy, Sleepy Litster

*HUGS* I hope you get what you need, honey. :kiss:

Dear FOWWSL,

I hope you did...I hope the melatonin helps.

YFA
Sailor man...
 
Dear Laptop,

You are about two minutes away from becoming a target for my shotgun.

Now please be a dear and.............WORK DAMN IT!!! :mad: :mad:

Irritated, Annoyed and Frustrated with computers.
 
Dear Laptop,

You are about two minutes away from becoming a target for my shotgun.

Now please be a dear and.............WORK DAMN IT!!! :mad: :mad:

Irritated, Annoyed and Frustrated with computers.
Rebooting can help most cases of tech-gone-amok... Better than a shotgun, anyways,
 
Dear Fleas,

Today was only phase one in my diabolical plan for your mass genocide in my apartment. Yes, the cat is now toxic. Hop on her and die, motherfuckers.

I've already vacuumed up some of you and your dying offspring from my carpet and laughed maniacally as I did so.

Of course, should you choose to hop on out through the window screen tonight, I will allow you to leave with your lives. I am capable of mercy.

Should you not choose to leave of your own will, Wednesday afternoon phase two of my plan will be implemented. The cat and I will vacate the premises and my minions in scary masks will enter, bringing a plague of biblical proportions. You will suffocate and die- all of you- for your unauthorized entrance into my home.

Don't fuck with The Doll :cool:
 
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