Dear X

[stan_man13]

Dear CDC,
Nice job on the flu shot mix this year. Fuckin useless. Apparently the dartboard method isn't working.
Sincerely Guinea pigs

 

[ManOSafety]

Dear girl in yoga pants at the store today,

Thank you for starring in an older guy's fantasy. The way your pants clung tightly to your nicely rounded rear allowed him to see the outline of the thong you also chose to wear. The low cut top and push up bra that were revealed when you turned and smiled at him also made the fantasy. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,

An appreciative older man

 

[Moonlight1027]

Dear Inconsiderate Assholes,

I am not working as a waitress because I find the job to be stimulating in any way shape or form. I am working as a waitress because it is a job where I can earn money while looking for a better job. However the majority of the money I make comes from the tips I receive... which you did not give me at all!

Where did I mess up? Did I not get you your drinks in a relatively speedy manor? Did your food not turn out exactly as you wanted it, complete with modifications? Were your drinks not full the entire time you were in the restaurant?

Did I pay you too much attention? If so I am sorry that my timing for when to check on you was off. Did I not pay you enough attention? You should have looked around you're not the only people I had to take care of! From the feed back you yourselves gave me everything was fine... so WHAT THE FUCK?

Sincerely,

Stiffed Waitress

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Manti and Lance,

Holy fuck.

~ Us

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear messaging one -
Worship my WHAT? Uh, no. If I wanted you to worship anything, it would be a couple of feet higher than that.

Keeping my shoes on

 

[themilf]

Dear X,

It has now been 10 hours since I left the hands of the
anesthesiologist. Thank you for offering to be my driver. However, had I known that you wanted to eat out twice, drop me at the library to which I am not a member for 3 hours while you "ran an errand", and then dragged my nauseous ass to the grocery store to discuss appropriate delicacies that you think you'll cook this weekend. I would have walked home, uphill. Your inconsiderateness has been duly noted. .

Dear aexoticgrl,

I'm so sorry about your experience and hope you're better and better. I recently underwent surgery and found my "driver.. SISTER" expected payment. In PERCOCET.
Some people are meant to be caregivers, others... not so much.
Feel better soon!

 

[lacandy]

Dear laptop

Please don't leave me. We've only been together for a few short years and I do love you so. You are the perfect size for me and fit me perfectly. I promise to be good to you and stroke your keys lovingly if you come back to me.

Please let the computer doctor fix you up and make you all better

Love

Missing A Piece of me

 

[veryviolet1]

Dear Deep Sea Captian,

I am drowning tonight. Come and rescue me, I believe I dove too deep and hit my head.


The Drowning Mermaid

 

[gavinp]

Dear blocked nose.

I've had enough. Fuck off now, there's dear.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear x

Lets talk about sex baby
Lets talk about you and me

Lets talk about all the good things
And all the bad things that maybe.


Signed,
Ready to talk

 

[themilf]

Dear waterpik,

Thank you for mass producing the hand held shower massager.
It's going to be a great day!

Sincerely,
Smiling and singing

 

[VanessaandherImagination]

Dear email-friend,

It's been a while since we spoke and so I sent you an email just to send good vibes and say hi. Although you haven't always written back, I was always comfortable in the knowledge that you at least got my letters. Today the email daemon sent me a message saying that that the email/user no longer has an account... It made me sincerely sad. I must've been mistaken in the quality of reality I thought our short friendship had. This hurts.

It seems I will have to learn to trust people less...but I can't bring myself to believe that this amazing world is filled with nothing but deceptive people.

aching,
Me

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Daughter #1,

I love you bunches, but seriously - you need to go do something until you have to head to school. You're driving me CRAZY with your rambling.

Love your mom.

 

[littlelovedove]

Dear Boss (es)/aka those who think they are in charge,

I have a feeling that you will use me as a cheap 0.25 whore and I am not thinking this is a good thing. Not only do you have me being the 'bearer of bad news', 'the meanie', and the 'over-seeer' but now I have to be the 'Pony Express' too??? If only my car ran on air and I wouldn't have to fill the tank up every couple of days, it would make my life easier.

How I do wish you could compensate me or do the job yourself, though I know it ain't gonna happen!


Signed
The unwilling "Yes Girl"

 

[NotHisLady]

Dear email-friend,

It's been a while since we spoke and so I sent you an email just to send good vibes and say hi. Although you haven't always written back, I was always comfortable in the knowledge that you at least got my letters. Today the email daemon sent me a message saying that that the email/user no longer has an account... It made me sincerely sad. I must've been mistaken in the quality of reality I thought our short friendship had. This hurts.

It seems I will have to learn to trust people less...but I can't bring myself to believe that this amazing world is filled with nothing but deceptive people.

aching,
Me

Dear aching You

This in not my business nor in character for me but so what?
Please know that I make no assumptions about the character of your correspondence.
Occasionally email accounts disappear abruptly for a variety of reasons.
Before you pack in your trust in humanity, is there another route of communication open you could try? Or perhaps just leaving this note to be found might do the work.
In any case, remember that life has a bad habit of happening unexpectedly. The problem may have been utterly unrelated to you or one that may have complicated your life more than your erstwhile friend wished to do.

Chin up!
Part-time Pollyanna

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Nutmeg,

You've been on meds for 2 weeks, so let's hope we're done with them because I don't like forcing you to take them. You certainly act like a 13 week old kitten and you don't seem to lack strength in your jaw or claws as you scratch and bite me and everything else that moves (and the things that don't).

Love ya,

Your RedHeaded owner.

 

[janeyl]

Dear you...

“Your life is an occasion. Rise to it.”
― Suzanne Weyn

Love

Me...

 

[Innocenteyesonu]

Dear Mr. Fancypants,

I wish you all of the joy and happiness in the world. I wish your heart full of love and your eyes full of sparkle. I wish you many smiles. I wish you that one special someone who can love you as you so richly deserve. I wish you warm summer days on a blanket by the lake. I wish you cold winter nights snuggled warm in front of the fire.

I wish you everything that your heart desires.

I wish you the sweetest of dreams sweet friend.......


The Lady

 

[Edensgarden]

Dear X,

You want me to write down what's going on in my head. It's not always that easy. Sometimes there is so much going on when it comes to you that I can't think straight.

Like right now for example, I close my eyes for a moment and start thinking about you, I can immediately feel my breathing change. It becomes deeper, more relaxed and I am immediately in tune with my body and the desire to be with you. Whatever I begin to imagine comes to life inside of me and I can feel you.

With each breath, I can smell you and imagine I'm sucking on your neck very lightly and inhaling your scent. God you smell so good. I want to remember your smell forever. I can feel your hands roaming my body and a chill runs down my spine straight to my pussy. My pussy aches for you. It is an insatiable feeling. It's actually a longing, a yearning.

I can hear you whisper in my ear with that voice that I've come to love. That voice that warms every part of me. That voice that no one else has, or ever will. I imagine you asking me to cum with you. Let's cum together. Let's get off at the same time. Hearing you say that makes my pussy contract. I can feel my cunt tightening around you, squeezing out your cum as you moan in my ear. Mmmm....ffuuuuccckkkk....it feels sooooo good.

I can hear myself telling you how long I have waited for you to come into my life. My hips are now moving and I can feel the rhythm of our bodies slowing down as we continue to ride out the last bit of our orgasm together.

I open my eyes and try to put the words down on paper and I don't know what to say.

Signed,

Me

 

[ga400us]

For someone who didn't know what to say you said it well.

Dear X,

You want me to write down what's going on in my head. It's not always that easy. Sometimes there is so much going on when it comes to you that I can't think straight.

Like right now for example, I close my eyes for a moment and start thinking about you, I can immediately feel my breathing change. It becomes deeper, more relaxed and I am immediately in tune with my body and the desire to be with you. Whatever I begin to imagine comes to life inside of me and I can feel you.

With each breath, I can smell you and imagine I'm sucking on your neck very lightly and inhaling your scent. God you smell so good. I want to remember your smell forever. I can feel your hands roaming my body and a chill runs down my spine straight to my pussy. My pussy aches for you. It is an insatiable feeling. It's actually a longing, a yearning.

I can hear you whisper in my ear with that voice that I've come to love. That voice that warms every part of me. That voice that no one else has, or ever will. I imagine you asking me to cum with you. Let's cum together. Let's get off at the same time. Hearing you say that makes my pussy contract. I can feel my cunt tightening around you, squeezing out your cum as you moan in my ear. Mmmm....ffuuuuccckkkk....it feels sooooo good.

I can hear myself telling you how long I have waited for you to come into my life. My hips are now moving and I can feel the rhythm of our bodies slowing down as we continue to ride out the last bit of our orgasm together.

I open my eyes and try to put the words down on paper and I don't know what to say.

Signed,

Me

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Women who spit in porn,

Stop it already There is nothing more foul than you hocking a loogie onto some guys huge schlong. I get it, you don't get wet anymore. The inside of your hatchet wound probably looks like a prune but that doesn't give you the right to defile his cock by spitting all over it.

How about you try some ther form of lube. Like some crisco or Pam. Yeah that is it. How about before the director says action you spray some pam on your puss puss. If Pam can make my delicious blueberry muffins not stick to the pan in the morning then I guarantee you that it will make your pussy feel like a slip n' slide.

Signed,

Stop eating sour patch kids so you can prduce enough saliva for my cock to go soft.

 

[desireinyellow]

Dear Women who spit in porn,

Stop it already There is nothing more foul than you hocking a loogie onto some guys huge schlong. I get it, you don't get wet anymore. The inside of your hatchet wound probably looks like a prune but that doesn't give you the right to defile his cock by spitting all over it.

How about you try some ther form of lube. Like some crisco or Pam. Yeah that is it. How about before the director says action you spray some pam on your puss puss. If Pam can make my delicious blueberry muffins not stick to the pan in the morning then I guarantee you that it will make your pussy feel like a slip n' slide.

Signed,

Stop eating sour patch kids so you can prduce enough saliva for my cock to go soft.

Lol. Couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Magicman,

I miss you deeply right now. I try to think what you'd say and imagine it would include the phrase, fuck it. Your answers invariably did.

Wish you were with me, just one last time. There's a lot of things I could ask, but really - I'd just like to hear you talk.

Still love you. There'll be lillies in my window.

Your not-so-little-anymore Princess

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Magicman,

I miss you deeply right now. I try to think what you'd say and imagine it would include the phrase, fuck it. Your answers invariably did.

Wish you were with me, just one last time. There's a lot of things I could ask, but really - I'd just like to hear you talk.

Still love you. There'll be lillies in my window.

Your not-so-little-anymore Princess

I hope he hears you and comes to see them,
keep them watered but not with your tears.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear X

I have survived.. I put up walls I broke them down... I figured out who I am who I want to be what I do and do not want. And I also figured out you had issues too...... So what made you so innocent huh.... Ponder that! But I survived.....

Fighter and in the good way