Dear X

Dear 2022,

It's only polite to say it was nice knowing you. You brought a lot of heartache, a lot of angst and more challenges across the board than I've faced for a few years. Thank you for reminding me how strong I am and giving me the opportunities to stand up for myself when needed.

2023 knows this from the outset and, though I know they'll have their moments, they won't be getting away with as much shit as you did. Uhm, unless they decide to capsize the ship in a few weeks. Then yeah, they'll have won...

But for now, see ya, 2022. Enjoy reliving your memories and think about how you might behave better if you go through the reincarnation process. 👋
 
Dear Company X,

I was really thinking, hoping, this would be the last place for me to work for the forseeable future. This next week, starting tomorrow, Iron MrT is going to deal with your bullshit. You destroyed the place I loved to work with your endless costsaving changes. (What the ever living fuck? $11 billion in profit is not enough?) Defaced my sterling reputation in the industry and locally. Fuck you motherfuckers. Your time has come. Not gonna do this shit with you people anymore. My talents are better directed elsewhere.

Signed

Iron MrT 😡
 
Dear Company X,

I was really thinking, hoping, this would be the last place for me to work for the forseeable future. This next week, starting tomorrow, Iron MrT is going to deal with your bullshit. You destroyed the place I loved to work with your endless costsaving changes. (What the ever living fuck? $11 billion in profit is not enough?) Defaced my sterling reputation in the industry and locally. Fuck you motherfuckers. Your time has come. Not gonna do this shit with you people anymore. My talents are better directed elsewhere.

Signed

Iron MrT 😡
If more people were willing to take a stand such as this...I really do think it wouldn't be as prevalent. I commend you
 
Dear X,

Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with you? Who hurt you? Cuz I might.

Even I know, "If you can't say something nice, Shut the fuck up!"

Signed,
And people say I'm too blunt...what the fuck do they know.
(PS I've been drinking :D).
 
Dear X

I don't think you understand that this is hard for me, really hard. It hurts and I'm not doing okay. But I need to do this.

I only have good memories. I can't believe you'd assume that I'd think of you of anything less than the gallant gentleman that you are.

If there's a reincarnation, you can bet we will meet again ♥️

Signed,
Me
 
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My letter would depend on which "ex or x", I'd be addressing it to.

Not to sound like a man-whore but, I have quite a few of them :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
Dear Atlanta Traffic,

Listen, you have a problem. I'm sorry, it's no longer cute or just annoying. You flip flop from 80mph to stopped and then back again. This kind of bi-polar personality is really problematic for all the people around you.
And sometimes you just stop everything for everyone. There's no reason except, I think, for attention. Or maybe you're just having some kind of melt down. But you can't keep doing this.
You need help. You need to talk to someone about this.

Signed,
Glad I don't live there anymore. Wish I didn't ever have to drive through it.
Funny moving to NYC would be an improvement from down in the ATL ...
 
Dear son,

You rock. You always have.

I'm sorry I failed you a few times. I wasn't perfect. Thanks for still loving me. And listening to me. And making me laugh. I know I make you laugh, usually when I say something really dumb. :)

Mom
 
Dear X.

You have and always will be a fantastic grandmother. You're 90 years old and at the end of the road right now. You're tired and the world is closing in on you. You've been reduced to a skeleton, you don't look how you always have done. It's breaking my heart.

I want you to know it is okay for you to just give up and sleep. Just let go. I'll miss you as always. You're my Grandma P.

Signed,
I'm sick of hurting.
 
Dear TexAss Healthcare Motherfuckers,

You fucking suck. Read the motherfucking file you stupid shit😡

Signed

You're lucky I didn't get the call

Edit...now that I calmed down, we all just doing the best we can. Just pay attention, will ya, please?
 
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Dear X.

You have and always will be a fantastic grandmother. You're 90 years old and at the end of the road right now. You're tired and the world is closing in on you. You've been reduced to a skeleton, you don't look how you always have done. It's breaking my heart.

I want you to know it is okay for you to just give up and sleep. Just let go. I'll miss you as always. You're my Grandma P.

Signed,
I'm sick of hurting.
I'm still happy that she woke up while you were there. That was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Lie to my Dad and tell him I'd be okay without him so he could let go.
But I still believe she can hear you and appreciates you holding her hand. :heart:
 
I'm still happy that she woke up while you were there. That was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Lie to my Dad and tell him I'd be okay without him so he could let go.
But I still believe she can hear you and appreciates you holding her hand. :heart:

Yeah, I get you. :(

Unfortunately she's back to being non responsive again. It's just a matter now of how long she can continue with not eating or drinking.
 
Yeah, I get you. :(

Unfortunately she's back to being non responsive again. It's just a matter now of how long she can continue with not eating or drinking.
Maybe she just needs you there again to wake up screaming for water.
But I get it. I'm sorry. *hugs*
 
Dear X.

You have and always will be a fantastic grandmother. You're 90 years old and at the end of the road right now. You're tired and the world is closing in on you. You've been reduced to a skeleton, you don't look how you always have done. It's breaking my heart.

I want you to know it is okay for you to just give up and sleep. Just let go. I'll miss you as always. You're my Grandma P.

Signed,
I'm sick of hurting.
I just saw this man. I am so sorry.
 
Dear X.

You have and always will be a fantastic grandmother. You're 90 years old and at the end of the road right now. You're tired and the world is closing in on you. You've been reduced to a skeleton, you don't look how you always have done. It's breaking my heart.

I want you to know it is okay for you to just give up and sleep. Just let go. I'll miss you as always. You're my Grandma P.

Signed,
I'm sick of hurting.
Sending you strength!
 
Dear Y,

You know, you're a nice enough guy most of the time. But it is a job. You should do SOMETHING. Really, anything? I mean this is ridiculous.
Honestly, I'd be so embarrassed if I had your performance level. How do you look yourself in the mirror?

Signed,
I hate annual evaluations.
 
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