Describe Yourself Physically

[Indie]

Chonky

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Gray

 

[Beardy_181]

Pale

 

[Indie]

Squishy center

 

[MindYaBitness]

Coke bottle

 

[Naughtylo]

5ft7. Reddy brown hair. Slim. 36b. Prominent nipples. Smooth in all the right places.

 

[tommyt125]

5’9, 150, beard and tattoos, 7in and thick, nice hands lol

 

[Neanderthal247]

Bad Mfer

 

[DannieB]

My calves are bangin’. I walk up and down 19 stairs er’ry day! Oh, and my hair is long and brown

 

[TwystedDzyre]

Hi all, I was looking through the boards for something similar to this but couldn't find anything. Sorry if I've missed it

For a bit of fun, describe your body or your favourite bits of your body, I'll start.

I have broad shoulders and strong arms.
I'm built for comfort rather than speed

I am 40. Married. With multiple affairs on the side secretly.

5'11". 170 pounds, black hair, brown eyes.

Broad shoulders.

8 incher long, 3 incher thick, veinous and muscular cock throughout. With curly, messy pubic hair. My balls hang loose and heavy.

Thick, hairy thighs. Meaty, curvy ass as well -- like a latina's, I have been told.

 

[Stillstiff]

I'm 67
6'1" on the heavy side

 

[Esslemont]

….broken fibula and dislocated shoulder.


The good thing about the shoulder is that the pain of it it made me forget about the fibula.

Ha!
Thank goodness for small mercies.

Life can be a kick in the nuts….but then you just kick back.

 

[SmokingFap]

Coke bottle

Not sure I've seen the whole of you, but you strike me more as the classic hourglass.

 

[SmokingFap]

My calves are bangin’. I walk up and down 19 stairs er’ry day! Oh, and my hair is long and brown

That was actually the most interesting out of the blue compliment I've ever received. One time when I was walking around on my college campus in a t-shirt and shorts, a random girl stopped me and said, "You have the most amazing calves." Such a bizarre compliment, but it had me beaming the rest of the day.

And the way I picture you, based on your personality, I imagine the rest of you is pretty fabulous. But don't tell the other brats I said that. My weiner already gets whacked too much as it is.

 

[DannieB]

And the way I picture you, based on your personality, I imagine the rest of you is pretty fabulous. But don't tell the other brats I said that. My weiner already gets whacked too much as it is.

Thank you your secret is safe with me

 

[SmokingFap]

Thank you your secret is safe with me

I knew there was a reason you were my favorite brat.

(looks around terrified)

 

[DannieB]

I knew there was a reason you were my favorite brat.

(looks around terrified)

I’m starting to think you like getting your wiener whacked…and not in the good way

 

[SmokingFap]

I’m starting to think you like getting your wiener whacked…and not in the good way

That's the OTHER secret you need to keep.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Soft, snuggly and cuddly

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

5'8", body type: more to resent, tattoos, piercings, usually wearing band or horror movie tees. Also glasses and a hat of some type.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

5'8", body type: more to resent, tattoos, piercings, usually wearing band or horror movie tees. Also glasses and a hat of some type.

More to resent?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I’m starting to think you like getting your wiener whacked…and not in the good way

Wait, there's a bad way?

 

[samantha647]

5’0, petite, Bi, long-ish dark hair, cute smile, shaved, size 5 heels, size 2 dresses, talented pussy-seeking tongue … and/or cocksucking lips

 

[Neanderthal247]

Soft, snuggly and cuddly

And fine

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wait, there's a bad way?

*whispers*

You don't want to know.