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oops. Sorry.
A cack is like lol, a crack up, can't keep a straight face.
Don't miss the thing, jump in!!!!
I'm in and snuggling for boob squishings
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I'm in and snuggling for boob squishings
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My dad had something like that during WWII. He was in the Air Force but never overseas so no benefits. He was posted out here on remote Air Bases in case of Japanese attack.
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In and out, lol I sleep too much at the wrong times these days. I'd blame it on Oz, but that would be a fib
Looks like I missed the boobies to squish but *that* much, yet again
Oi! Hang on! Where's the Footrub?????
Bad, bad, Cabana Boy!!!!! :caning:
Stop growling and get in the tub!
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We had a lady come in and do "Body Flow" with us. It's a mix of Ti Ci and Yoga. Mainly Yoga. one hour and a heck of a work out. I've incorporated some of the yoga to my work out. Still got the gut and can't cut any weight. For me I have to run to get rid of it. I hate to run.
I do the P90X Cardio work out every now and again. Try that. Done regularly you should go from Rubenesque ( Not always a bad thing) to Toned thick. And you'll keep the boobies
I do the P90X Cardio work out every now and again. Try that. Done regularly you should go from Rubenesque ( Not always a bad thing) to Toned thick.
And you'll keep the boobies
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We had a lady come in and do "Body Flow" with us. It's a mix of Ti Ci and Yoga. Mainly Yoga. one hour and a heck of a work out. I've incorporated some of the yoga to my work out. Still got the gut and can't cut any weight. For me I have to run to get rid of it. I hate to run.
I do the P90X Cardio work out every now and again. Try that. Done regularly you should go from Rubenesque ( Not always a bad thing) to Toned thick.
I'll never be 48kgs again, and I don't want to be. I just want to feel right. This crap with my foot and knee is just too hard.
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48 KG? that's 105 pounds. What are ya 4 foot 6 ( 1.3716m)? are you six years old? I think one of my wife's boobs weighs that!!!
Give me any where from five foot zero to about 6'2 ( 1.5240m to 1.8796m) and Oh I don't know 125 to 230 pounds (56kg to 104kg). Gotta have some cushin for the pushin.
Give me any where from five foot zero to about 6'2 ( 1.5240m to 1.8796m) and Oh I don't know 125 to 230 pounds (56kg to 104kg). Gotta have some cushin for the pushin.
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48 KG? that's 105 pounds. What are ya 4 foot 6 ( 1.3716m)? are you six years old? I think one of my wife's boobs weighs that!!!
Give me any where from five foot zero to about 6'2 ( 1.5240m to 1.8796m) and Oh I don't know 125 to 230 pounds (56kg to 104kg). Gotta have some cushin for the pushin.
5'3"
Was all elbows, knees and boobs, then. Well, according to the ex. Then, I got pregnant and got curves and calves. Lost the baby but kept them.
Body not the same.I have a spur under my heal atm. It's driving me mad. Soo flicking painful. Had cortisone injected before the show, so I could walk. It was mildly successful. I'm trying everything I can to avoid surgery. Trouble is the exercises I can do are limited.
Kept off it for a few days but one day back at work and I'm back at square one.
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ACH, Sweet jimany the wee bone spurs. Ya gotta hate 'em. Blast them and the wee divils they be. Work the shots, but if you can afford it, get the surgery and be done with it.
The wife was plagued with Plantar fascistic a few years back, they did a tendon release and Bamo she's as good as new, just needs to shed about a stone. ( how much is a stone? 26 pounds?)
I always say it int the fat loss or what ever, it's keeping your body moving, blood pumping and mind sharp. I just saw a thing that if you do "intensity" work outs like 20 sec sprint, rest 8 sec then 20 sec sprint for 8 reps it's better than an hour of cardio. That fits my attention span.
I also note that 30 min of good randy, bump and pump sex, change of positions, and screaming and making faces is the same as two hours at the gym. I gotta admit, I went full porno the other night and had to stop because I got a cramp in my thigh. It was ok, I stretched out and continued to the gales of laughter from the wife. She'd cramped up in the hip moments earlier, (Post orgasm, hers not mine) and had to call a switch. I'm all for the full intensity sex workout!! maybe we can film it here in the oasis. Have to figure out the ropes and stuff, but I think it's doable.
The wife was plagued with Plantar fascistic a few years back, they did a tendon release and Bamo she's as good as new, just needs to shed about a stone. ( how much is a stone? 26 pounds?)
I always say it int the fat loss or what ever, it's keeping your body moving, blood pumping and mind sharp. I just saw a thing that if you do "intensity" work outs like 20 sec sprint, rest 8 sec then 20 sec sprint for 8 reps it's better than an hour of cardio. That fits my attention span.
I also note that 30 min of good randy, bump and pump sex, change of positions, and screaming and making faces is the same as two hours at the gym. I gotta admit, I went full porno the other night and had to stop because I got a cramp in my thigh. It was ok, I stretched out and continued to the gales of laughter from the wife. She'd cramped up in the hip moments earlier, (Post orgasm, hers not mine) and had to call a switch. I'm all for the full intensity sex workout!! maybe we can film it here in the oasis. Have to figure out the ropes and stuff, but I think it's doable.
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ACH, Sweet jimany the wee bone spurs. Ya gotta hate 'em. Blast them and the wee divils they be. Work the shots, but if you can afford it, get the surgery and be done with it.
The wife was plagued with Plantar fascistic a few years back, they did a tendon release and Bamo she's as good as new, just needs to shed about a stone. ( how much is a stone? 26 pounds?)
I always say it int the fat loss or what ever, it's keeping your body moving, blood pumping and mind sharp. I just saw a thing that if you do "intensity" work outs like 20 sec sprint, rest 8 sec then 20 sec sprint for 8 reps it's better than an hour of cardio. That fits my attention span.
I also note that 30 min of good randy, bump and pump sex, change of positions, and screaming and making faces is the same as two hours at the gym. I gotta admit, I went full porno the other night and had to stop because I got a cramp in my thigh. It was ok, I stretched out and continued to the gales of laughter from the wife. She'd cramped up in the hip moments earlier, (Post orgasm, hers not mine) and had to call a switch. I'm all for the full intensity sex workout!! maybe we can film it here in the oasis. Have to figure out the ropes and stuff, but I think it's doable.
I can get my hands in good digi equipment, but need lighting dudes.
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Not by us. It's just the "JOB" or work Can't even call it the Green Machine" any more since we changed the Uniforms.
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I'm thinking a Harem look, and some of that one scene in 300 in the tent. A feel of the desert and the lusciousness of the oasis. No animals though. I dream of Jeanie meets Lawrence of Arabia. But a lot more sex. Less killing.
I ain't wearing no gold lamea short shorts. But a robe and maybe a kilt later on in a scene with multiple women. Maybe I'd be tied up, captured by the wily Triskele and dusky Goddess. And any others that may be lurkin about!!
I ain't wearing no gold lamea short shorts. But a robe and maybe a kilt later on in a scene with multiple women. Maybe I'd be tied up, captured by the wily Triskele and dusky Goddess. And any others that may be lurkin about!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=VohAxpboJAs&NR=1
This woman is a trad raqs sharqi dancer. She is truly rubenesque but under that softness are muscles like steel. To do what she's doing and not raise a sweat and have so much control shows a lot of experience and stamina. As my gyno would say, she'd ''make her husband very happy with that muscle control''.
but we'll bring in reinforcements for the Oasis Harem Dancers......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=IX0Hp6oi6C8
You've made me wonder where the hell my shimmy belt is! Cost me a packet and has the best tinkle.
Are you really sure you're up for this???????
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Would you move over, please? I need thawing out!!
If we could chose any band to play at the Oasis, who would you choose, Doc?
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