Dick Pics: A Discussion
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MsJensen1984
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I've had them, unsolicited. I don't appreciate them. I think it's absurd to assume that just because I'm a woman I want to see your junk
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I have no dick pics. I make the assumption at all times that no one wants to see that shit.
lickitandstickit
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I've been with the same woman so long that the pics below shows the technology available to send dic pics at the time i was last single.
Soooo basically when i met my wife i was forced to walk up to her ask her if I may buy her a drink and sketch her my penis.. Gladly she accepted..
http://www.mobilephonehistory.co.uk/lists/1992_phones.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pjRPWw88O7Y/hqdefault.jpg
Soooo basically when i met my wife i was forced to walk up to her ask her if I may buy her a drink and sketch her my penis.. Gladly she accepted..
http://www.mobilephonehistory.co.uk/lists/1992_phones.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pjRPWw88O7Y/hqdefault.jpg
Wild_Honey_66
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Proper dick pic sending etiquette requires the use of the yellow triangle 'Alert!' emoji, and the warning, 'DICK IN YOUR BOX' in all caps in the subject line.
Furthermore, each dick shall be accompanied by balls, man fur, and a healthy dollop of pre-cum.
Any questions?
Furthermore, each dick shall be accompanied by balls, man fur, and a healthy dollop of pre-cum.
Any questions?
It should also be accompanied by a banning for the sender
Wild_Honey_66
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Further consequences may include, but not be limited to, public castration in the 'Fuck your partner in ten posts or less' thread.
Perfectly accetable
Im willing to bed most 'boys' born in the internet age would be good candidates, not all and nor does that exclude the elder generation, but as a start look for the 90s onwards for birthdays
Na, we want user names. Cant just assume its most of generation X and a few dirty old men. I want to know which PGers are running around PMing all these dic pics. I'd like to harass a few of them.
Wild_Honey_66
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Absolutely not. What you are suggesting is indiscreet and unladylike.
Report them to the proper authorities.
The Office For The Prevention Of Unsolicited Dick Pics can be reached at 1-800-555-TURD, and the extension for the Supervisor In Charge Of Public Humiliation is #86. Ms. Lorena Bobbitt will be happy to help you with all of your turd-exterminating needs M-Th, 8-5 and Fridays 8-noon.
Report them to the proper authorities.
The Office For The Prevention Of Unsolicited Dick Pics can be reached at 1-800-555-TURD, and the extension for the Supervisor In Charge Of Public Humiliation is #86. Ms. Lorena Bobbitt will be happy to help you with all of your turd-exterminating needs M-Th, 8-5 and Fridays 8-noon.
I could not have put it better myself
jeff_is_smiling
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I'm sure it's just me, but when I've attempted to take pics of Vesuvius, err...I mean my cock, I always have to take the picture using a fish eye lens on the camera. It makes it look thicker and less pathetic that way.
But the responses to my unsolicited sending of the pics have been far less underwhelming than anticipated - so there's that....
But the responses to my unsolicited sending of the pics have been far less underwhelming than anticipated - so there's that....
Even if you're Mandingo, and it sounda to me luke you're not, they're still generally unwelcome amongst most of us.
I equate lit to real lufe, would ypu walk up to a girl in a bar with your todger out? No, so why do you think its accetable here?
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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There is generally at least 1 unsolicited dick pic in my lit box every other day. Yes, I assume it is just a standard feature of being a female lit member. Unsolicited dick pics generally do not turn me on. Not that I have a problem with dick pics (I definitely don't) but damn it, if i get one, I want to know I am the reason you are hard, not just that you have been sending the same dick pic to everyone with a female screen name for a year.
Honestly though, I do actually kind of look forward to unsolicited dick pics. I have a whole bunch of bizarre and creepy images and memes I almost never get to use because it is really hard to find a use for some of this shit. So they get used as responses to unsolicited dick pics. I also look forward to wrong number texts though for similar reasons. I am not quite right. My general experience is I get an unsolicited dick pic, I respond with something bizarre, and they never message back. Sometimes though, they message back. I am still waiting for someone to reply with something unique and interesting on lit though. I have had some really funny wrong number text chains though. But damn it, if you are going to send unsolicited dick pics, I at least want it to be fucking hilarious.
Honestly though, I do actually kind of look forward to unsolicited dick pics. I have a whole bunch of bizarre and creepy images and memes I almost never get to use because it is really hard to find a use for some of this shit. So they get used as responses to unsolicited dick pics. I also look forward to wrong number texts though for similar reasons. I am not quite right. My general experience is I get an unsolicited dick pic, I respond with something bizarre, and they never message back. Sometimes though, they message back. I am still waiting for someone to reply with something unique and interesting on lit though. I have had some really funny wrong number text chains though. But damn it, if you are going to send unsolicited dick pics, I at least want it to be fucking hilarious.
Leigh81
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I haven't received one for about a year or so.I do get the odd weird pm usually either them wanting to do something to me or for them to tell me about sex with their mother.
Dick pics....just laugh at them
Talking about sex with their mother....buried in a landfill site
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jeff_is_smiling
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I don't. My post should be considered as, "healthy, self-deprecating sarcasm."
Sorry. Equally the horse upon which I sit shouls be considered high.
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Tallulah82
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I'm in the "I've never received one" rejected group
I have mentioned this before, that other females get them, but I never have. I find relief and support in the fact that emsway, curvy and sunshine haven't either. I mean, THEY are lovely women who don't even look like they'd cut the balls off and spit-roast the cock for dinner. I mean, I wouldn't either, but I appreciate that I look a teensy bit more scary than they do
I think there should be a support group for all us women who have been denied the cock. To be made to feel unworthy, unattractive, and uncockable.
I need chocolate now to soothe my hurt.
I have mentioned this before, that other females get them, but I never have. I find relief and support in the fact that emsway, curvy and sunshine haven't either. I mean, THEY are lovely women who don't even look like they'd cut the balls off and spit-roast the cock for dinner. I mean, I wouldn't either, but I appreciate that I look a teensy bit more scary than they do
I think there should be a support group for all us women who have been denied the cock. To be made to feel unworthy, unattractive, and uncockable.
I need chocolate now to soothe my hurt.
jeff_is_smiling
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I'm in the "I've never received one" rejected group
I have mentioned this before, that other females get them, but I never have. I find relief and support in the fact that emsway, curvy and sunshine haven't either. I mean, THEY are lovely women who don't even look like they'd cut the balls off and spit-roast the cock for dinner. I mean, I wouldn't either, but I appreciate that I look a teensy bit more scary than they do
I think there should be a support group for all us women who have been denied the cock. To be made to feel unworthy, unattractive, and uncockable.
I need chocolate now to soothe my hurt.
Here you go.....
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tVxVfrfrzJo/maxresdefault.jpg
Oh, and a "special pic" in on the way to your box....wouldn't want you to feel left out.....
hotwords229_A
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I have to go with Lo on this one, Honey is right too (proper authorities) but I'm a fan of a good old fashion public ass-kicking.
Vicious Tease
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For what it's worth, I have found that most unsolicited weiner pics are sent by men who don't actually post or read these forums. They troll the new users and active users lists.
Once you've been here long enough to roll off of the new user list, and assuming you have or will choose to go invisible, the dick pics pretty much stop.
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Tallulah82
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Here you go.....
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tVxVfrfrzJo/maxresdefault.jpg
Oh, and a "special pic" in on the way to your box....wouldn't want you to feel left out.....
Whoop Whoop!! Don't forget Ems, Curvs and Suns... in fact, why don't we make you the official Dick Pic welcomer? To all newbies, they receive you in their box. Equality amongst women!!
