DLL's anything goes thread

[stingray61]

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I dont believe you said that...

No malice intended but maybe I need the spaking.

 

[stingray61]

oh wait it's Friday isn't it? It's my be a jerk asshole fascist male pig day.

 

[DLL]

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Originally posted by stingray61
LOL well that's because you wanted to go into law. How much money do you think Heidi Fliess made with her law degree?

so let me ask you you think women have it easier because we can wear low cut blouses and tight skirts and wiggle our asses..and that will get us up the corporate ladder faster???
its funny I think I am fairly attractive but I never use my sexuality ..excuse me my as I straighten my seams on my stocking

 

[Joey3308]

Here's a test made just for Mr. Stingray


http://community.sparknotes.com/jerk/

 

[stingray61]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LOL Da Bear

so let me ask you you think women have it easier because we can wear low cut blouses and tight skirts and wiggle our asses..and that will get us up the corporate ladder faster???
its funny I think I am fairly attractive but I never use my sexuality ..excuse me my as I straighten my seams on my stocking

Er...um..uh....sure I can uh..get you that raise right away.

 

[Joey3308]

Here's a test made just for Mr. Stingray


http://community.sparknotes.com/jerk/

This is what I got..........

The results are in... you are certifiably:

32% Jerk!
That's equal to the worldwide average of 32%!
Compared to others...



38% less jerky than you — 4% as jerky as you — 58% jerkier than you
Of the 4,572,576 test takers so far...


65% like to drink.
44% gamble.
40% would lie for sex.
46% have cheated.
13% would have sex with a relative.
And 33% hate homosexuals, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone.
Guys who drink coffee are MORE likely to cheat in a relationship.
Guys who have been with prostitutes are MORE likely to have smelly armpits.
Catholics are MORE likely to spit on you.
Tattooed guys are MORE likely to know who their real fathers are.

 

[babydoll2u]

oh wait it's Friday isn't it? It's my be a jerk asshole fascist male pig day.

doin' a good job

 

[stingray61]

Here's a test made just for Mr. Stingray


http://community.sparknotes.com/jerk/

well ok so it's worse than I thought

32% Jerk!
That's equal to the worldwide average of 32%!
Compared to others...



38% less jerky than you — 4% as jerky as you — 58% jerkier than you
Of the 4,572,584 test takers so far...


65% like to drink.
44% gamble.
40% would lie for sex.
46% have cheated.
13% would have sex with a relative.
And 33% hate homosexuals, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone.
Guys who drink coffee are MORE likely to cheat in a relationship.
Guys who have been with prostitutes are MORE likely to have smelly armpits.
Catholics are MORE likely to spit on you.
Tattooed guys are MORE likely to know who their real fathers are.

 

[stingray61]

Hmmmm we have the same results.

 

[stingray61]

doin' a good job

Well then it must be time for me to go then.

 

[Joey3308]

Hmmmm we have the same results.

You copied

 

[stingray61]

You copied

no I didn't I'm pyschic...haven't you noticed I've been winning all the state lotteries?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

How do you deal with falling in love when the other party loves you but aren't IN love with you. How do you make it not hurt so much?

 

[babydoll2u]

How do you deal with falling in love when the other party loves you but aren't IN love with you. How do you make it not hurt so much?

you don't sweetie... you just go on as best as you can, let yourself heal, and if you're one of the lucky ones, new love will come your way.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

you don't sweetie... you just go on as best as you can, let yourself heal, and if you're one of the lucky ones, new love will come your way.

I tend to be unlucky.

 

[babydoll2u]

I tend to be unlucky.

it won't always be that way.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

it won't always be that way.

Pfffffft.

 

[babydoll2u]

Pfffffft.

I promise

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I promise

Three times in less than a year? *sigh* I fail to see the light.

 

[stingray61]

How do you deal with falling in love when the other party loves you but aren't IN love with you. How do you make it not hurt so much?

You don't fall in love you wait for it to come to you. I know it sucks but thats what seems to work best for me right now.

 

[Joey3308]

Love, hate...blah blah blah....lets talk about Brittany's boobs


http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp

 

[babydoll2u]

Three times in less than a year? *sigh* I fail to see the light.

honey sometimes that's not love, even tho it can pass as a good imitation. What we mistake for love is often emotional and physical attraction, sometimes even obsession.. but always love? no.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Love, hate...blah blah blah....lets talk about Brittany's boobs


http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp

Lmao gotta love LG...they're based in my hometown

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

honey sometimes that's not love, even tho it can pass as a good imitation. What we mistake for love is often emotional and physical attraction, sometimes even obsession.. but always love? no.

Oh okay then wait. Fuck love, I'll take sex over love any day.

There. Now I feel better.

 

[babydoll2u]

Love, hate...blah blah blah....lets talk about Brittany's boobs


http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp

LOL