DLL's anything goes thread

[Jedi_Princess]

oh you are in the right place then ....

that picture you have in your sig is really cool, very sexy lady

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Jedi_Princess
that picture you have in your sig is really cool, very sexy lady

thanks reflects my personality

 

[Jedi_Princess]

thanks reflects my personality

So your personality is.........what?

 

[MT_Pitcher]

thanks reflects my personality

That one's just too easy for me to make a comment on..........

LOL

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by MT_Pitcher
That one's just too easy for me to make a comment on..........

LOL

laughing.......hmmmmm'
sweet???

 

[MT_Pitcher]

laughing.......hmmmmm'
sweet???

Ummm
Ummm
Ummm

Ok, that'll do.........

 

[EarthquakeMan]

1. How old/young are you? > All growed up. Sort of. Maybe.
2. Tell us the color of your hair and eyes. > Brown/Blue
3. Are you married, single, widowed, divorced or seeing anyone? > Single
4. Do you have any kids? > Nope.
5. What kind of an animal would you be and why? > A cat. They greet each new day with joy and anticipation.
6. Do you have someone here that has captured your heart??? > No
7. Do you find that theres one person you really want to get to know on a more personal level? > Refer to Q#9
8. If you were guaranteed honest responses to any 3 questions,who would u question and what would you ask??? > Interesting question. Really. I’ll work on it.
9. Why do you think you are here at lit?? > As Kurt Vonnegut said about the reason we exist: I’m just here to fart around.
10.Would you meet someone online and continue an affair with that person if all worked out well?? > Sure, why not?

11. What if you both are married?? > Moot, since I’m not.
12. Is cybering cheating? > I’m not married or involved, so I don’t get to cheat. Darn.
13. Have you ever had phone sex?? > Yes
14. The most you ever cybered at once?? > One
15. Any bad cyber experiences?? > A couple of novel and creative efforts that fell flat.
16. Describe your most romantic evening. > Candlelit dinner on a tropical beach
17. What is the difference between love and lust? > Who knows?
18. Is there a person you would really like to explore sexually with that is not aware that you do? > Penelope Cruz.
19. Ever meet someone on line and was it as good as you expected? > Have never met anyone online
20. What really really turns you on.... > Answering these questions is sure gettin’ me all hot.


21. Who would you want to have a 3 way with from Lit??? > Threesome? *perk*
22. Whats the best chat nic you have ever seen??? > Nothing springs to mind here.
23. Ever cyber and wish you were at the doctor getting a flu shot instead??? > Nope.
24. Who on LIT is your dream date??? > Penelope Cruz
25. Where is your dream vacation spot? > Anywhere with tropical beaches
26. What genre of music do you prefer? > Anything but country
27. Favorite candy? > Penelope Cruz
28. Favorite cookie? > Penelope Cruz
29. Favorite food? > Penelope Cruz
30. Would you like to be here? > Huh?


31. Do you like wine/champagne, distilled spirits or beer? > Dark rum for the islands, a good burgundy for dinner.
32. Favorite book?? > Anything by Walker Percy, John Fowles, Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, Hemmingway
33. Favorite song that always puts you in the mood > Most of them, I’m a sucker for romantic music.
34. Favorite sex scene in a movie > Pre-sex scene, Body Heat, where Hurt paces like a lion outside the door, then throws a chair through it.
35. Who would you want to just (pardon my french) fuck all night long? > Penelope Cruz.
36. Anyone here that really just bugs you at the sight of their AV and nic.... > Matthew McConnaughey, he’s getting into Penelope’s knickers now (his Lit handle is Hanns Schmidt)
37. Anyone you didnt like till you got to know them better?? > Many, it takes time to know someone.
38. Favorite stooge? > George Bush
39.Favorite state or favorite state of being? > Suntanned and barefoot.
40. Favorite country? > French islands.


41. If you could right now pm anyone who would it be and what would you want to do?? I mean right this second > I just did. Right this second. To report that I’m doing my homework assignment.
42. Who would you want to watch having sex???> Me and Penelope Cruz
43. Dogs or cats? > Cats
44. Favorite nut? > George Bush
45. Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen? > Billy
46. Clark Gable or Humphrey Bogart? > Bogie
47. Joan Crawford or Bette Davis? > Penelope Cruz
48. Favorite Season? > Summer
49. Favorite Scent? > Penelope Cruz


50. Favorite Flower? > Tulip
51. Worse Date you've been on? > No really awful dates, although I did have a blind date with a girl who turned out to be deaf. A very nice girl, btw.
52. Worst Picture ever taken of you? > Most of them
53. How many times have you been to the hospital for broken bones/stitches (yours)? > Just once, now, broken arm from it getting twisted to answer these questions.
54. Where do you prefer to live? (Country, City, Suburbs) > Tropical beach. If not there then either smack in the center of a thriving city or way out in the boondocks.
55. Would you prefer to go out on the town on saturday night, or just have a romantic night at home with your boyfriend, husband, lover, etc?? > My boyfriend? My husband? Geez, wait until Penelope finds out about *this*.
56. Tight clothing, or comfy clothing? > Comfy
57. Showers or bubble baths? > Shower
58. Ever have an affair?? > Yes
59. Best feature? > Eyes


60. What do you look for in a lover? > Humor, intelligence, kind nature, sexually adventuresome.
61. Ever turn on by the same sex..ever act on it? > Nope.
62. If you could be anything what would you want to be doing? > Penelope Cruz’s sex slave
63. Ever f*** someone famous? > Penelope Cruz (in my dreams)
64. What uniform really turns you on ? > Bikini bottom, no top.
65. Favorite cartoon? > Didn’t watch cartoons.
66. Favorite name? > Penelope
67. What's your sign? > See DLL answer, same birthday as her
68. Favorite Fast Food Place? > Seldom eat fast food, no favorite.
69. Favorite Toy as a Child? > baseball

70. Favorite Toy as an Adult? > Penelope Cruz
71. Favorite form of exercise? > Jumping to conclusions.
72. Favorite sports? > baseball, baseketball
73. Most guys or girls you f***** in a 24 hour period? > It would be most indiscreet for me to answer. Okay, since you insist, I’ll answer as the question was phrased: t****
74. Favorite Fruit and Vegetable? > The mighty chili pepper
75. Tv show you miss? > Twin Peaks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
76.Ever have a one night stand? > Yes
77. Favorite TV show? > West Wing
78. Kinkest thing you ever did? > Answer these questions.
79. Weirdest place you had sex? > Dance floor.

80. Ever cheat on a test? > No.
81. Of all the people close to you,whose death would you find most disturbing? > Ugh, what a bummer question.
82. What has been your biggest disappointment in life? > Not getting a date with Penelope Cruz
83. Your biggest failure? > Not getting a date with Penelope Cruz
84. If a crystal ball would tell you the truth about any one thing you wished to know concerning yourself,life,the future,or anything else,what would you want to know? > Will I ever get a date with Penelope Cruz?
85. Have you ever disliked someone for being luckier or more successful than you? > Tom Cruise, Matthew McConnaughey.
86. Do older men/women turn you on? > Older men don’t do a darn thing for me.
87. The older/youngest people you had sex with? > 19 years younger, 4 years older
88. Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? > No.
89.Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted? > No prob.

90. Would you rather be a member of a world championship sports team or the champion of an indivdual sport? > Tossup, either. The camaraderie of a team is special, being in the spotlight as an individual is a fun ego trip.
91. Which sport would you choose? > Team: baseball; Individual: tennis.
92. Do you perfer being around men or women? > Women. They’re smarter and they don’t start wars.
93. If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose,would you? > Voodoo? Voodoo?
94. You are given the chance to have a fab. cyber experience with anyone from lit who do you chose? > Penelope Cruz
95. Anyone that really just turns you on by the sight of their AV alone? > Penelope Cruz
96. Whats your ultimate fear? > Never getting a date with Penelope Cruz
97. Do you collect anything in particular? & what is it? > Penelope Cruz jokes.
98. Who is your favorite movie actor and actress? > duh.
99. Whats your favorite song? > Right now I’m on a Annie Lennox kick.

100. Silver or gold? > Gold
101. Leather or Silk? > Silk
102. Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease its appeal to you? > Increase
103. Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished? > No, since I can have both.
104. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive? > No.
105.How many different sexual partners have you had in your life??Would you perfer to have had more or fewer? > A bunch. More. (Did *anyone* answer “fewer”?)
106.If you were happily married,and then met someone you felt was certain to always bring you deeply passinate,intoxicating love, would you leave your spouse? What if you had kids? > Not married, moot.
107. Have you ever made out in the back seat of an automobile? > Is there anyone who hasn’t?
108. What things would you do, to please your man/woman? (romantic and sexually) > Everything. Lovemaking is one place where it is absolutely true that tis better to give than receive.
109. How many times during the day do you look at yourself in the mirror? > Seldom.

110. If you want to look sexy, how would you dress? > Shorts and a tank on the beach; Armani or Hugo Boss for my business disguise (got ‘em fooled!).
111. Do you have a favorite sexual fantasy? Would you like yo have it fulfilled? > Lots, tried them all.
112. Would you like to know the precise date of your death? > Heavy. Not sure.
113. Name one person from Lit you would like to cyber right now? > Penelope Cruz.
114.Favorite thing to do on a day off? > Penelope Cruz
115.Does size matter? > In Sumo wrestling or the size of presidential brains, yes.
116. In love, is intensity or permanence more important to you? > Intensity.
117. Why does a beautiful creature merit more compassion than an ugly one? > It doesn’t, but that’s the way it is.
118. If you had to spend the next two years inside a small but fully provisioned Antarctic shelter with one other person, whom would you like to have with you? > Take a guess.
119. ou are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols- only one is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away you do so a millionaiore. Would you accept the risk? > Nope.

120. would you perfer to be blind or deaf? > Deaf. Gotta be able to read.
121. What do you enjoy more cybering or phone sex?? > Either. Both.
122. Favorite Disney Movie? > Snow White and the Seven Literoticians.
123. Breed of Dog? > German Shepard.
124. Breed of Cat? > All of them
125. Favorite Dessert? > Ben & Jerry’s ‘Everything But’
126. Favorite Car? > BMW Z4
127. If you could (could have) chose the sex of your children would you (have)? > Are you pregnant?
128. Would you rather be happy yet slow witted and unimaginative or unhappy yet bright and creative? For example, would you rather live the life of a brilliant yet tortured artist such as Vicent Van Gogh, or that of a happy but carefree soul who is a bit simple minded??? > Creative and delightfully tortured. All else is just going through the motions, putting in time.
129. In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more? > Listen. A person can’t learn a damn thing while they are talking.

130. What do you find most attractive in the opposite sex? > That they are the opposite sex
131. What profession has the most sterotypes? > Penelope Cruz groupies
132. Do men or woman had it easier in the work place? > Men
133. Who was your last dream about? > Penelope Cruz
134. Any body here you want to meet? > Penelope Cruz
135. If married ..why do you think you come to lit??? > Moot.
136. Sinatra or Martin??? > Sinatra.
137. Favorite Sport to watch? > Baseball
138. Are you able to separate sex from love? > Yup.
139. Could you be content satisfying your sexual needs from people other than your mate? > Yes, if my mate were aware and approving of it.

140. When you think of sex, do you think of a broad range of touching, holding, and caressing, or mainly of sexual intercourse? > Ah, the delights of endless romancing and foreplay.
141. Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness? > Ah, a sneak humility test, eh?
142. Your intelligence? > Dumb as a bag of hammers.
143. Your personality? > Equivalent to that of a rutabaga.

 

[Quoll]

Morning all, *yawn* *blink blink* *stretch* *scratch* *........* it wasn`t me it was the dog.
*groping blindly* coffee.......mmm must have coffee...

Oh shit, didn`t realise there were so many people here, um..... back in a minute....." where did I put my pants .... damn where are they.......oh, right... on the ceiling fan, of course...........Hey don`t mind me ....... just go about your normal business, go on, carry on".

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by quoll
Morning all, *yawn* *blink blink* *stretch* *scratch* *........* it wasn`t me it was the dog.
*groping blindly* coffee.......mmm must have coffee...

Oh shit, didn`t realise there were so many people here, um..... back in a minute....." where did I put my pants .... damn where are they.......oh, right... on the ceiling fan, of course...........Hey don`t mind me ....... just go about your normal business, go on, carry on".

i was wondering why these pants kept falling off me all day...Q wheressssssss my levis?????????????????

 

[Quoll]

i was wondering why these pants kept falling off me all day...Q wheressssssss my levis?????????????????

Oh hell.. D`s Lee`s .....here these ones.....nah wouldn`t be them... maybe these....ooh definately not.... oooh she `s gonna kick my arse...... these please let it be these........wow crotchless jeans, you don`t see that every day.
Shorts....yes shorts that must be them.......good god there `s nothing of them.


Hey D are these yours *waving short short shorts*

 

[Jedi_Princess]

Oh hell.. D`s Lee`s .....here these ones.....nah wouldn`t be them... maybe these....ooh definately not.... oooh she `s gonna kick my arse...... these please let it be these........wow crotchless jeans, you don`t see that every day.
Shorts....yes shorts that must be them.......good god there `s nothing of them.


Hey D are these yours *waving short short shorts*

Sorry, I think those might be mine

 

[Quoll]

Sorry, I think those might be mine

Oh damn, not you, very nice shorts *wipes brow*

Iit`s just that delectably long legs is a tad possevive about her Levi`s.

She will write such a loooooooong list if I can`t find them.

 

[Jedi_Princess]

Oh damn, not you, very nice shorts *wipes brow*

Iit`s just that delectably long legs is a tad possevive about her Levi`s.

She will write such a loooooooong list if I can`t find them.

Here I'll help you look for them

*starts going through the giant pile of clothes*

Hmm...not many of these appear to be your size, in fact, there are alot of different sizes.....what have you been up to?

 

[Quoll]

Here I'll help you look for them

*starts going through the giant pile of clothes*

Hmm...not many of these appear to be your size, in fact, there are alot of different sizes.....what have you been up to?

Oh.. well.. you see... um I..er collect for charity..... yeh that`s it charity...

Yes the um er homeless should look quite nice in this.......*looks hurriedly aroud room*.... white latex nurses outfit with matching stillettos and whip.........don`t you think.

 

[Jedi_Princess]

Oh.. well.. you see... um I..er collect for charity..... yeh that`s it charity...

Yes the um er homeless should look quite nice in this.......*looks hurriedly aroud room*.... white latex nurses outfit with matching stillettos and whip.........don`t you think.

I know thats something I would want if I was homeless........

 

[Quoll]

I know thats something I would want if I was homeless........

If you were wearing that someone would give you a home

 

[ZfrkS62]

1. How old/young are you? 22
2. Tell us the color of your hair and eyes. Brown and Green/blue
3. Are you married, single, widowed, divorced or seeing anyone? Seeing someone (Long Distance)
4. Do you have any kids? No
5. What kind of an animal would you be and why? Ferret(only way i could justify sleeping 16hours a day and still pull if being irresistably cute)
6. Do you have someone here that has captured your heart??? Yes
7. Do you find that theres one person you really want to get to know on a more personal level? Yes
8. If you were guaranteed honest responses to any 3 questions,who would u question and what would you ask??? Where is the intelligent life in the universe?
Why is it human nature to make things harder on ourselves, yet we seek the path of least resistance?
How will the planet see its doom?
9. Why do you think you are here at lit?? Origianlly to post my stories, but then i just started getting bored visiting one forum
10.Would you meet someone online and continue an affair with that person if all worked out well?? HAHA, i've done this twice now
First girlfriend, and now my current

11. What if you both are married?? No
12. Is cybering cheating? i dunno..haven't really put alot of thought into that one
13. Have you ever had phone sex?? Yes
14. The most you ever cybered at once?? One person
15. Any bad cyber experiences?? no
16. Describe your most romantic evening. Candlelight, soft mix on the stereo (in terms of rock) and just lying naked in bed touching each other and kissing softly, with the sweet tast of red wine on out lips
17. What is the difference between love and lust? Lust attarcts, Love keeps
18. Is there a person you would really like to explore sexually with that is not aware that you do? names optional.... Yes, more than one but I'm not saying who
19. Ever meet someone on line and was it as good as you expected? yes and both times it was better than i expected
20. What really really turns you on.... too many things to even contemplate listing


21. Who would you want to have a 3 way with from Lit??? Haven't been here long enough to decide
22. Whats the best chat nic you have ever seen??? Dunno yet. I've seen a few good ones though
23. Ever cyber and wish you were at the doctor getting a flu shot instead??? nope
24. Who on LIT is your dream date??? let me get a bit more comfy with the ladies here and i'll get back to ya on that
25. Where is your dream vacation spot? that comes down to The Nurburgring in Germany, Silverstone in Britain, Laguna Seca in California or Monza in Italy
26. What genre of music do you prefer? Rock
27. Favorite candy? Jelly Belly
28. Favorite cookie? Whit Chocolate Chip Macadamia Nut
29. Favorite food? Pizza
30. Would you like to be here? um.....where is here?


31. Do you like wine/champagne, distilled spirits or beer? Beer
32. Favorite book?? All
33. Favorite song that always puts you in the mood.... that depends on the mood..Cuddle: Gone with the Sin, To Live is To Die, Stairway to Heaven. Fuck like bunnies mood: Porno Creep, Moon Baby...there's probably more in both categorys but i don't have time to go through my collection
34. Favorite sex scene in a movie.....between Sandy and SteveO in SLC Punk, or between Glauren and her girlfriend in Haggard
35. Who would you want to just (pardon my french) fuck all night long? My girlfriend and Ex (the chances f this happening at the same time are completley non existant )
36. Anyone here that really just bugs you at the sight of their AV and nic....not yet
37. Anyone you didnt like till you got to know them better?? not yet
38. Favorite stooge? Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
39.Favorite state or favorite state of being....? not Arizona, i lost too many stereos there...haven't been here long wnough yet to make a decision..Washington..i couldn't wait to get out...and Sleeping in my favorite state of mind
40. Favorite country? Canada..it's the only one i've been too


41. If you could right now pm anyone who would it be and what would you want to do??..crud..maybe i should have waited to fill this out...
42. Who would you want to watch having sex???if any one??? Nobody i know
43. Dogs or cats? dog
44. Favorite nut? Peanut..honey roasted
45. Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen? Bruce
46. Clark Gable or Humphrey Bogart? haven't seen either of them act
47. Joan Crawford or Bette Davis? Don't know who either are
48. Favorite Season? summer
49. Favorite Scent? Burnt Rubber 8)


50. Favorite Flower? Rose
51. Worse Date you've been on? Never had a bad one really
52. Worst Picture ever taken of you? all school pictures
53. How many times have you been to the hospital for broken bones/stitches (yours)? once for stitches
54. Where do you prefer to live? (Country, City, Suburbs) 'burbs i guess..
55. Would you prefer to go out on the town on saturday night, or just have a romantic night at home with your boyfriend, husband, lover, etc?? Stay home
56. Tight clothing, or comfy clothing? Comfy
57. Showers or bubble baths? shower
58. Ever have an affair?? no
59. Best feature? eyes


60. What do you look for in a lover? Chemistry and honesty..not in that order
61. Ever turned on by the same sex..ever act on it? in my mind yes but i don't think i could act on it
62. If you could be doing anything what would you want to be doing? cuddling iwht my g/f watching Invader Zim or Greg the Bunny
63. Ever f*** someone famous? no
64. What uniform really turns you on ? schoolgirl
65. Favorite cartoon? Family Guy, Invader Zim
66. Favorite name? No Idea
67. What's your sign? Sagittarius
68. Favorite Fast Food Place? Subway
69. Favorite Toy as a Child? the broken electronics and a screw-driver (honestly, they were broken before i got to them >

70. Favorite Toy as an Adult? TITTIES!!..and CARS!!
71. Favorite form of exercise? sex
72. Favorite sports? F1
73. Most guys or girls you f***** in a 24 hour period? 1..i've tried to be a slut..but it's hard for guys
74. Favorite Fruit and Vegetable? Grapes, Olives
75. Tv show you miss? Family Guy (but its coming back!) Fraggle Rock
76.Ever have a one night stand? no
77. Favorite TV show? Malcolm in the Middle
78. Kinkest thing you ever did? Fingered my ex under a blanket with my brother 10 feet away..or recently convincing my girlfriend to go to a nice restraunt with no panties and a short skirt
79. Weirdest place you had sex? In a park parking lot (we ended up getting locked in)

80. Ever cheat on a test? yes
81. Of all the people close to you,whose death would you find most disturbing? girlfriend
82. What has been your biggest disappointment in life? my sex life
83. Your biggest failure? breaking my promise to never drive a mini-van
84. If a crystal ball would tell you the truth about any one thing you wished to know concerning yourself,life,the future,or anything else,what would you want to know? who will i be with in 5 years?
85. Have you ever disliked someone for being luckier or more successful than you? yes, but not out of sheer jealousy..they were a fuckup and still made out better than i did
86. Do older men/women turn you on? yes
87. The older/youngest people you had sex with? 22/18
88. Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? yes
89.Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted? yes

90. Would you rather be a member of a world championship sports team or the champion of an indivdual sport? individual
91. Which sport would you choose? Formula 1
92. Do you perfer being around men or women? women
93. If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose,would you? no
94. You are given the chance to have a fab. cyber experience with anyone from lit who do you chose? I'm not sure yet
95. Anyone that really just turns you on by the sight of their AV alone? yes
96. Whats your ultimate fear? being completly alone
97. Do you collect anything in particular? & what is it? not anymore
98. Who is your favorite movie actor and actress? Matthew Lillard, Jessica Alba
99. Whats your favorite song? Master of Puppets-Metallica..or Flesh into Gear-CKY

100. Silver or gold? Silver
101. Leather or Silk? Silk
102. Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease its appeal to you? Increase
103. Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished? no
104. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive? yes..in the end, how could 5 years be any better?
105.How many different sexual partners have you had in your life??Would you perfer to have had more or fewer? 2, more
106.If you were happily married,and then met someone you felt was certain to always bring you deeply passinate,intoxicating love, would you leave your spouse? What if you had kids? No, i wouldn't have kids anyway
107. Have you ever made out in the back seat of an automobile? yes
108. What things would you do, to please your man/woman?
(romantic and sexually) whatever it takes
109. How many times during the day do you look at yourself in the mirror? 2

110. If you want to look sexy, how would you dress? Tight long sleeve Godsmack shirt and loose jeans
111. Do you have a favorite sexual fantasy? Would you like yo have it fulfilled? i have a few, and yes
112. Would you like to know the precise date of your death? yes. there are things i must do before i go. the best one i will do the day i die so that hopefully i die while doing it.
113. Name one person from Lit you would like to cyber right now? i think this question was asked already
114.Favorite thing to do on a day off? GT3
115.Does size matter? no
116. In love, is intensity or permanence more important to you? permanence
117. Why does a beautiful creature merit more compassion than an ugly one? I don't see how people can apply such shallow attributes such as this
118. If you had to spend the next two years inside a small but fully provisioned Antarctic shelter with one other person, whom would you like to have with you? my girfriend
119. ou are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols- only one is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away you do so a millionaiore. Would you accept the risk? no

120. would you perfer to be blind or deaf? deaf
121. What do you enjoy more cybering or phone sex?? phone
122. Favorite Disney Movie? A Goofy Movie
123. Breed of Dog? Mini Schnauzer
124. Breed of Cat? i hate cates
125. Favorite Dessert? cookies
126. Favorite Car? 64 Impala SS, E39 M5, 240Z, 350Z, Ferrari Enzo, E60 M5, 69 Hemi Charger (all tied for #1)
127. If you could (could have) chose the sex of your children would you (have)? no kids!
128. Would you rather be happy yet slow witted and unimaginative or unhappy yet bright and creative? For example, would you rather live the life of a brilliant yet tortured artist such as Vicent Van Gogh, or that of a happy but carefree soul who is a bit simple minded??? unhappy and bright
129. In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more? listen

130. What do you find most attractive in the opposite sex? sensitivity
131. What profession has the most sterotypes? i don't know
132. Do men or woman had it easier in the work place? probably men, not many women survive turning wrenches
133. Who was your last dream about? I got a blow job from my ex and later tit fucked her
134. Any body here you want to meet? Not yet
135. If married ..why do you think you come to lit???
136. Sinatra or Martin??? sinatra
137. Favorite Sport to watch? Racing (not NASCAR or NHRA)
138. Are you able to separate sex from love? never had the opportunity
139. Could you be content satisfying your sexual needs from people other than your mate? no

140. When you think of sex, do you think of a broad range of touching, holding, and caressing, or mainly of sexual intercourse? starts off touching, then fondling, then oral......then more oral....then sex
141. Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness? medium
142. Your intelligence? average
143. Your personality? average

 

[romanticdrifter]

So many questions

This sure is a high maintenance thread.

Can't we just tell dirty jokes or something?

 

[Quoll]

Re: So many questions

This sure is a high maintenance thread.

Can't we just tell dirty jokes or something?

Damn Long Lister likes to keep her visitors busy.

How does a woman hold her liquor ?

















By the ears of course.

 

[tall_n_tight]

Re: So many questions

This sure is a high maintenance thread.

Can't we just tell dirty jokes or something?

Stalking my new friend romanticdrifter. So sue me already!

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have balls to scratch!

 

[romanticdrifter]

Re: Re: So many questions

Stalking my new friend romanticdrifter. So sue me already!

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have balls to scratch!

Stalk away my dear lady. And by the way, you don't have to be subtle about it!

The only reason I would sue you would be to see your pretty face in court each day.

 

[DLL]

Re: Re: So many questions

Originally posted by tall_n_tight
Stalking my new friend romanticdrifter. So sue me already!

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have balls to scratch!

damn long lister Love it Q!!!!!
thats funny
hi TnT who is your new friend???
and i think its time for new questions here don't you???
let me think of some....

 

[DLL]

Re: Re: Re: So many questions

Originally posted by romanticdrifter
Stalk away my dear lady. And by the way, you don't have to be subtle about it!

The only reason I would sue you would be to see your pretty face in court each day.

hi drifts!!!!! welcome to the nut house....
we always have a full fridge and good company here

 

[Jedi_Princess]

Re: Re: Re: So many questions

damn long lister Love it Q!!!!!
thats funny
hi TnT who is your new friend???
and i think its time for new questions here don't you???
let me think of some....

think of something good

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by ZfrkS62
1. How old/young are you? 22
2. Tell us the color of your hair and eyes. Brown and Green/blue
3. Are you married, single, widowed, divorced or seeing anyone? Seeing someone (Long Distance)
4. Do you have any kids? No
5. What kind of an animal would you be and why? Ferret(only way i could justify sleeping 16hours a day and still pull if being irresistably cute)
6. Do you have someone here that has captured your heart??? Yes
7. Do you find that theres one person you really want to get to know on a more personal level? Yes
8. If you were guaranteed honest responses to any 3 questions,who would u question and what would you ask??? Where is the intelligent life in the universe?
Why is it human nature to make things harder on ourselves, yet we seek the path of least resistance?
How will the planet see its doom?
9. Why do you think you are here at lit?? Origianlly to post my stories, but then i just started getting bored visiting one forum
10.Would you meet someone online and continue an affair with that person if all worked out well?? HAHA, i've done this twice now
First girlfriend, and now my current

11. What if you both are married?? No
12. Is cybering cheating? i dunno..haven't really put alot of thought into that one
13. Have you ever had phone sex?? Yes
14. The most you ever cybered at once?? One person
15. Any bad cyber experiences?? no
16. Describe your most romantic evening. Candlelight, soft mix on the stereo (in terms of rock) and just lying naked in bed touching each other and kissing softly, with the sweet tast of red wine on out lips
17. What is the difference between love and lust? Lust attarcts, Love keeps
18. Is there a person you would really like to explore sexually with that is not aware that you do? names optional.... Yes, more than one but I'm not saying who
19. Ever meet someone on line and was it as good as you expected? yes and both times it was better than i expected
20. What really really turns you on.... too many things to even contemplate listing


21. Who would you want to have a 3 way with from Lit??? Haven't been here long enough to decide
22. Whats the best chat nic you have ever seen??? Dunno yet. I've seen a few good ones though
23. Ever cyber and wish you were at the doctor getting a flu shot instead??? nope
24. Who on LIT is your dream date??? let me get a bit more comfy with the ladies here and i'll get back to ya on that
25. Where is your dream vacation spot? that comes down to The Nurburgring in Germany, Silverstone in Britain, Laguna Seca in California or Monza in Italy
26. What genre of music do you prefer? Rock
27. Favorite candy? Jelly Belly
28. Favorite cookie? Whit Chocolate Chip Macadamia Nut
29. Favorite food? Pizza
30. Would you like to be here? um.....where is here?


31. Do you like wine/champagne, distilled spirits or beer? Beer
32. Favorite book?? All
33. Favorite song that always puts you in the mood.... that depends on the mood..Cuddle: Gone with the Sin, To Live is To Die, Stairway to Heaven. Fuck like bunnies mood: Porno Creep, Moon Baby...there's probably more in both categorys but i don't have time to go through my collection
34. Favorite sex scene in a movie.....between Sandy and SteveO in SLC Punk, or between Glauren and her girlfriend in Haggard
35. Who would you want to just (pardon my french) fuck all night long? My girlfriend and Ex (the chances f this happening at the same time are completley non existant )
36. Anyone here that really just bugs you at the sight of their AV and nic....not yet
37. Anyone you didnt like till you got to know them better?? not yet
38. Favorite stooge? Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
39.Favorite state or favorite state of being....? not Arizona, i lost too many stereos there...haven't been here long wnough yet to make a decision..Washington..i couldn't wait to get out...and Sleeping in my favorite state of mind
40. Favorite country? Canada..it's the only one i've been too


41. If you could right now pm anyone who would it be and what would you want to do??..crud..maybe i should have waited to fill this out...
42. Who would you want to watch having sex???if any one??? Nobody i know
43. Dogs or cats? dog
44. Favorite nut? Peanut..honey roasted
45. Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen? Bruce
46. Clark Gable or Humphrey Bogart? haven't seen either of them act
47. Joan Crawford or Bette Davis? Don't know who either are
48. Favorite Season? summer
49. Favorite Scent? Burnt Rubber 8)


50. Favorite Flower? Rose
51. Worse Date you've been on? Never had a bad one really
52. Worst Picture ever taken of you? all school pictures
53. How many times have you been to the hospital for broken bones/stitches (yours)? once for stitches
54. Where do you prefer to live? (Country, City, Suburbs) 'burbs i guess..
55. Would you prefer to go out on the town on saturday night, or just have a romantic night at home with your boyfriend, husband, lover, etc?? Stay home
56. Tight clothing, or comfy clothing? Comfy
57. Showers or bubble baths? shower
58. Ever have an affair?? no
59. Best feature? eyes


60. What do you look for in a lover? Chemistry and honesty..not in that order
61. Ever turned on by the same sex..ever act on it? in my mind yes but i don't think i could act on it
62. If you could be doing anything what would you want to be doing? cuddling iwht my g/f watching Invader Zim or Greg the Bunny
63. Ever f*** someone famous? no
64. What uniform really turns you on ? schoolgirl
65. Favorite cartoon? Family Guy, Invader Zim
66. Favorite name? No Idea
67. What's your sign? Sagittarius
68. Favorite Fast Food Place? Subway
69. Favorite Toy as a Child? the broken electronics and a screw-driver (honestly, they were broken before i got to them >

70. Favorite Toy as an Adult? TITTIES!!..and CARS!!
71. Favorite form of exercise? sex
72. Favorite sports? F1
73. Most guys or girls you f***** in a 24 hour period? 1..i've tried to be a slut..but it's hard for guys
74. Favorite Fruit and Vegetable? Grapes, Olives
75. Tv show you miss? Family Guy (but its coming back!) Fraggle Rock
76.Ever have a one night stand? no
77. Favorite TV show? Malcolm in the Middle
78. Kinkest thing you ever did? Fingered my ex under a blanket with my brother 10 feet away..or recently convincing my girlfriend to go to a nice restraunt with no panties and a short skirt
79. Weirdest place you had sex? In a park parking lot (we ended up getting locked in)

80. Ever cheat on a test? yes
81. Of all the people close to you,whose death would you find most disturbing? girlfriend
82. What has been your biggest disappointment in life? my sex life
83. Your biggest failure? breaking my promise to never drive a mini-van
84. If a crystal ball would tell you the truth about any one thing you wished to know concerning yourself,life,the future,or anything else,what would you want to know? who will i be with in 5 years?
85. Have you ever disliked someone for being luckier or more successful than you? yes, but not out of sheer jealousy..they were a fuckup and still made out better than i did
86. Do older men/women turn you on? yes
87. The older/youngest people you had sex with? 22/18
88. Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? yes
89.Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted? yes

90. Would you rather be a member of a world championship sports team or the champion of an indivdual sport? individual
91. Which sport would you choose? Formula 1
92. Do you perfer being around men or women? women
93. If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose,would you? no
94. You are given the chance to have a fab. cyber experience with anyone from lit who do you chose? I'm not sure yet
95. Anyone that really just turns you on by the sight of their AV alone? yes
96. Whats your ultimate fear? being completly alone
97. Do you collect anything in particular? & what is it? not anymore
98. Who is your favorite movie actor and actress? Matthew Lillard, Jessica Alba
99. Whats your favorite song? Master of Puppets-Metallica..or Flesh into Gear-CKY

100. Silver or gold? Silver
101. Leather or Silk? Silk
102. Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease its appeal to you? Increase
103. Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished? no
104. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive? yes..in the end, how could 5 years be any better?
105.How many different sexual partners have you had in your life??Would you perfer to have had more or fewer? 2, more
106.If you were happily married,and then met someone you felt was certain to always bring you deeply passinate,intoxicating love, would you leave your spouse? What if you had kids? No, i wouldn't have kids anyway
107. Have you ever made out in the back seat of an automobile? yes
108. What things would you do, to please your man/woman?
(romantic and sexually) whatever it takes
109. How many times during the day do you look at yourself in the mirror? 2

110. If you want to look sexy, how would you dress? Tight long sleeve Godsmack shirt and loose jeans
111. Do you have a favorite sexual fantasy? Would you like yo have it fulfilled? i have a few, and yes
112. Would you like to know the precise date of your death? yes. there are things i must do before i go. the best one i will do the day i die so that hopefully i die while doing it.
113. Name one person from Lit you would like to cyber right now? i think this question was asked already
114.Favorite thing to do on a day off? GT3
115.Does size matter? no
116. In love, is intensity or permanence more important to you? permanence
117. Why does a beautiful creature merit more compassion than an ugly one? I don't see how people can apply such shallow attributes such as this
118. If you had to spend the next two years inside a small but fully provisioned Antarctic shelter with one other person, whom would you like to have with you? my girfriend
119. ou are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols- only one is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away you do so a millionaiore. Would you accept the risk? no

120. would you perfer to be blind or deaf? deaf
121. What do you enjoy more cybering or phone sex?? phone
122. Favorite Disney Movie? A Goofy Movie
123. Breed of Dog? Mini Schnauzer
124. Breed of Cat? i hate cates
125. Favorite Dessert? cookies
126. Favorite Car? 64 Impala SS, E39 M5, 240Z, 350Z, Ferrari Enzo, E60 M5, 69 Hemi Charger (all tied for #1)
127. If you could (could have) chose the sex of your children would you (have)? no kids!
128. Would you rather be happy yet slow witted and unimaginative or unhappy yet bright and creative? For example, would you rather live the life of a brilliant yet tortured artist such as Vicent Van Gogh, or that of a happy but carefree soul who is a bit simple minded??? unhappy and bright
129. In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more? listen

130. What do you find most attractive in the opposite sex? sensitivity
131. What profession has the most sterotypes? i don't know
132. Do men or woman had it easier in the work place? probably men, not many women survive turning wrenches
133. Who was your last dream about? I got a blow job from my ex and later tit fucked her
134. Any body here you want to meet? Not yet
135. If married ..why do you think you come to lit???
136. Sinatra or Martin??? sinatra
137. Favorite Sport to watch? Racing (not NASCAR or NHRA)
138. Are you able to separate sex from love? never had the opportunity
139. Could you be content satisfying your sexual needs from people other than your mate? no

140. When you think of sex, do you think of a broad range of touching, holding, and caressing, or mainly of sexual intercourse? starts off touching, then fondling, then oral......then more oral....then sex
141. Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness? medium
142. Your intelligence? average
143. Your personality? average

Hi z welcome !!!! its so cool you answered the q's I think its a nice way of getting to know someone....