DLL's anything goes thread

[slowndeep]

Heyup Waddley One !! Nice lunch matey? I managed a few scoops and apretty poor effort on the crossword today. As for the young lassies , I'm not sure your blood pressure can take it just now - what with the Megson possibilities on the horizon !

What about the redundant German , he's desparate for a job !!

 

[Pengy]

Heyup Waddley One !! Nice lunch matey? I managed a few scoops and apretty poor effort on the crossword today. As for the young lassies , I'm not sure your blood pressure can take it just now - what with the Megson possibilities on the horizon !

What about the redundant German , he's desparate for a job !!

Afternoon slow, your just saving them for yourself aren't you!

A german in charge of the Wolves, no thanks!

 

[DLL]

I have a day off today crew ..going to breakfast this morning at the club and trying to get a tennis game in before I vote...Kisses to you all today...

 

[slowndeep]

Afternoon slow, your just saving them for yourself aren't you!

Hardly mate - there's over 12,000 lassies here !!!

I'll put the word out that there's a flightless horny lil bugger who's available - how's that ?

 

[slowndeep]

I have a day off today crew ..going to breakfast this morning at the club and trying to get a tennis game in before I vote...Kisses to you all today...

Tennis huh sweetheart? How's your second serve , a lot slower than your first , I'll bet !!!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Morning everyone........

Lovely rainy crappy day here..
Pete... Howya doing?? Found the remote yet? lol
Pengy, CJ
DLL
MM

 

[Pengy]

Morning everyone........

Lovely rainy crappy day here..
Pete... Howya doing?? Found the remote yet? lol
Pengy, CJ
DLL
MM

Morning/Afternoon MT

Enjoy your tennis DLL, can i be your ball boy?

 

[Dumpling]

Good Morning and Good Afternoon as well {{{{People}}}}}}

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Good Morning and Good Afternoon as well {{{{People}}}}}}

Morning luscious lil ling

 

[Dumpling]

Morning luscious lil ling

Muahhhhhhhh {{{{{MT}}}}}} how are ya doing Hun?

 

[slowndeep]

Morning everyone........

Lovely rainy crappy day here..
Pete... Howya doing?? Found the remote yet? lol
Pengy, CJ
DLL
MM

Morning MT !! LOL it's was a belter huh !! Maybe you can paste it up here for the team to read , they might enjoy it too > I still gotta do something with Jonny - but I'm kinda pressed at this time - trying to get finished before heading home.

Ling !!!!!! Hiya sweetie , sleep well ?

 

[Dumpling]

Morning MT !! LOL it's was a belter huh !! Maybe you can paste it up here for the team to read , they might enjoy it too > I still gotta do something with Jonny - but I'm kinda pressed at this time - trying to get finished before heading home.

Ling !!!!!! Hiya sweetie , sleep well ?

"HI Slow" ~~~ kind of restless but I had a good Night

 

[ram1_2]

"HI Slow" ~~~ kind of restless but I had a good Night

Morning (or afternoon!) all.............brisk day here!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

A mans perspective...

Dear Andrea:

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact.

In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as
long as one of us does.

Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says... "There's no one like you, Andrea.
I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but
they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Teazers and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.
She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Jugs you wouldn't believe and an ass like a tortoise shell. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives.

It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes. But you see what I'm getting at.

Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Andrea? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before.

I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'd
tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself
thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her
flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else.
Some niggling feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there, Andrea, to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you.
Jesus, Andrea, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mum we met at Pontins last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack.

She's giving me everything, you know like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother' old vanity.

So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad too. 'Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Andrea ever put the mirror on the floor?
We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex aid."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicki's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time.

She's given me lots of good counsel about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Andrea, She really is.
So we're drinking in a hot bath and talking about happier times.
Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your
baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you?
It's true, Andrea. In your heart you know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances and start fresh?

I think we can. If you feel the same please please please let me know, otherwise, can you let me know where the Sky remote control is ?

Sincrerely Yours
Vinny

 

[Missingmeds]

Good morning to everyone.

It is beautiful here. Sun is out with a good breeze. So needless to say, my windows are open.

 

[Missingmeds]

Oh geeze MT, and slowdeep, quit egging him on....

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Oh geeze MT, and slowdeep, quit egging him on....

Hey... Pete sent it to me...
Not the other way lol

 

[slowndeep]

Morning (or afternoon!) all.............brisk day here!

Hiya Ram !! Tell me , are you a real Derby County supporter or just a horny lil git !!

 

[Missingmeds]

Hey... Pete sent it to me...
Not the other way lol

Like either of you need anyone to egg you on....

 

[ram1_2]

Hiya Ram !! Tell me , are you a real Derby County supporter or just a horny lil git !!

Born under the third plane tree along, on London Road! (Mum was on the way to the DRI, at the time).

Cheers, mate!

btw I'm a horny BIG git!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Like either of you need anyone to egg you on....

LOL
Hey, we're sweet, innocent and shy...
Just learning to come out of our shells......

 

[Missingmeds]

LOL
Hey, we're sweet, innocent and shy...
Just learning to come out of our shells......

Uh huh....

 

[slowndeep]

Hey... Pete sent it to me...
Not the other way lol

Thanks mate ! That was sent to me by a degenerate Jock !! Hope it brought a couple of chuckles - it certainly did down here

Almost time for home - you all have a triffic day and if the opportunity arises , go for it !!

 

[slowndeep]

Born under the third plane tree along, on London Road! (Mum was on the way to the DRI, at the time).

Cheers, mate!

btw I'm a horny BIG git!

Big huh , I knew a lass from Derby once - she was pretty big too , and an absolute darlin' ......now what WAS your Mum's name ?

Gotta go , the barman panics if I'm not there at 4.30 - was sad to see the demise of Cloughie - got his autobiography - LOVED that man !

Bye all you lovely ladies !

See yer lads , no farting under the duvet tonight !!

Pete

 

[Dumpling]

Hey... Pete sent it to me...
Not the other way lol

Mhhhhh thats quite a Story there
thats just like sending a Postcard "having a good time wish you
were here "