Down the rabbit hole

[Apisto42]

Try Scotland.

Been there. Done that. Once they knew we were Americans and not dirty British colonizers it was wonderful.

Just order an Irn-bru and you are mates.

 

[Apisto42]

Do you dare?

I did indeed. Screen brightness 0

 

[Endless_Night]

I can understand the ones from Glasgow unless they're high.

Ha! I would ask people to repeat something twice and then give up and just smile like an idiot.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ha! I would ask people to repeat something twice and then give up and just smile like an idiot.

Just don't nod yes. You don't know what you are agreeing to.

 

[efnicole]

Maybe it’ll start a mid air orgy.

“mile high club for you! And you! And everyone!”

That would definitely make the time in air pass quickly. Also a good excuse to get up and move around.

 

[Apisto42]

Ha! I would ask people to repeat something twice and then give up and just smile like an idiot.

Hell, I don’t understand most people wherever I am. That’s standard operating procedure for me.

 

[Apisto42]

Just don't nod yes. You don't know what you are agreeing to.

Always say yes. You end up doing interesting stuff.

And people.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Hell, I don’t understand most people wherever I am. That’s standard operating procedure for me.

*taking notes for Wander*

 

[Endless_Night]

Been there. Done that. Once they knew we were Americans and not dirty British colonizers it was wonderful.

I cannot believe you said that!!

Just order an Irn-bru and you are mates.

Alas, I like Guiness.

I also ate a lot of Indian food there for some reason.

But was offered baked beans and sausages every morning without fail. That was rough. I am not a morning eater, and that is not for the faint of heart.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Always say yes. You end up doing interesting stuff.

And people.

Only if you have a dick.

 

[Endless_Night]

Just don't nod yes. You don't know what you are agreeing to.

I know that.





Now.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hell, I don’t understand most people wherever I am. That’s standard operating procedure for me.

Welcome.
To.
My.
World.

Even when they're speaking English.

 

[Apisto42]

OMG. The flight instructions are in British period dress regency era.

 

[Endless_Night]

OMG. The flight instructions are in British period dress regency era.

Get out! They are not!

 

[sweetlydeviant]

OMG. The flight instructions are in British period dress regency era.

a flight and a show! I’m so jelly

 

[Luscious_Delight]

Sigh - to help you with your stay...

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Mmm hmm ... Interesting

This would mean ... oh my!

Oops

 

[Apisto42]

I cannot believe you said that!!

Que?

Alas, I like Guiness.

Different island, but fair enough.

I also at a lot of Indian food there for some reason.

Yep. Good stuff.

But was offered baked beans and sausages every morning without fail. That was rough. I am not a morning eater, and that is not for the faint of heart.

I think I should have just printed out a placard that says “allergic to British beans”.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I cannot believe you said that!!


Alas, I like Guiness.

I also at a lot of Indian food there for some reason.

But was offered baked beans and sausages every morning without fail. That was rough. I am not a morning eater, and that is not for the faint of heart.

And Pakistani!

In Australia I repeatedly thought who eats this crap before noon?

 

[EyesOnHers]

There are so many British people on this plane.

Luckily I’ve been watching British tv since childhood so I can understand most of it.

It’s fun to observe them in their natural groupings

Heads up, talking about us as though you are narrating a David Attenborough documentary may make us feel weird. We are a repressed, skittish race after all.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

OMG. The flight instructions are in British period dress regency era.

And I thought the United Rube Goldberg was annoying…. Make the ball do something cool at the end or bring in OK GO people! I may have spent way to much time flying last year. Pretty sure one of the Emirates flight attendants on my flight was in their safety video.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Heads up, talking about us as though you are narrating a David Attenborough documentary may make us feel weird. We are a repressed, skittish race after all.

Before you we see the British holidaymaker, Britannicus festivous, gathers in loose formation near the boarding desk, having queued for an astonishing forty minutes before any announcement was made. And… they are off in a display that can only be described as polite chaos. Having survived the harrowing migration down the jetway, our passengers settle in with a cup of tea and silent agreement that the person reclining in front of them before takeoff is a monster. After all, Life….finds the middle seat.

 

[Apisto42]

Heads up, talking about us as though you are narrating a David Attenborough documentary may make us feel weird. We are a repressed, skittish race after all.

You’ve blown my whole shitck for the trip!

Anyway.



Days with beans: 0
Chance of getting stabbed: high
Chance of getting shot: less than 1%
Chance of shark attack: 0
Chance of death by cow:0
Chance of getting bitten by feral fox: not zero
Chances of encountering hedgehogs: medium

 

[humanmale]

You’ve blown my whole shitck for the trip!

Anyway.

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Now I wonder what space beans tastes like

 

[EyesOnHers]

You’ve blown my whole shitck for the trip!

Anyway.

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Days with beans: 0
Chance of getting stabbed: high
Chance of getting shot: less than 1%
Chance of shark attack: 0
Chance of death by cow:0
Chance of getting bitten by feral fox: not zero
Chances of encountering hedgehogs: medium

You're here!!!

Welcome to the UK, babe

How was the flight?

 

[Apisto42]

You're here!!!

Welcome to the UK, babe

How was the flight?

The flight was boring. Which is what you want during a mass transit experience.

Had lunch with my British bestie.



The fish and chips were excellent. In the states I never order fish and chips because the breading is awful, but y’all can fry some fish.

Lovely weather.