Education for Women

[SuperShyGuy]

I'm reposting this to make sure it gets seen:

Okay Mr. Bachlum Chaam, I've read a lot of your other posts, and this whole thing just goes WAY off base for you. Is this just an April Fool's joke? If so you certanly have fooled a lot of people, but if it is you had better come clean before the women of Lit get any madder and have you ostricised from our community.

Just trying to make sure this isn't some sort of joke.

 

[H'venlee]

So I have decided to help you all by means of reminding you how it should be.
1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to

A) Only if the man is right at my feet feeding me chocolate.
B) Only if the man provides me with a mansion with a maid and a chef.
C) Only if the man will carry the children and go through the labor pains to bring them in this world.
D) Why...is a man not able to look after himself?
E) Only if the man remembers that he said those exact same vows to me!
F) Heck...the vote was wasted on most of the people in Florida for the last election...and most of those were men. They still have the right!
G) Only if the man promises not to fall asleep behind the wheel & get us both killed. Geez...I do want to arrive alive!
H) Only if the man becomes a car or major appliance will he be serviced.
I) Does this mean we can lie under oath? I mean, if we cannot swear, then we cannot place our hand on the bible to do so.
J) When I start getting enough compliments to warrent it, I will!
K) Heck....I will let them open the door, help me on with my coat...even cut up my food if they want. I should be trreated as the princess I am.
L) Who is De Mure and why should I act liike them?
M) Nope...I prefer a tankard at least!
N) Only if the man will stop whining!!
O) Only if the man has a cute ass...or if he doesn't want to see me checking out all the cuter guys around me. (One is entitled to enjoy God's handiwork)
P) Which Grace do I get to act with?? I always wanted an acting career!
Q) But how can men pass me if I am not allowed to drive?
R) As long as he doesn't leave a mark...and I can pinch him back!

Sincerely
Lady Caihlen Alexis MacDonald of the International Wenches Guild, Local 34
(aka H'venlee)

 

[RomanHans]

Just trying to make sure this isn't some sort of joke.

Well, especially with time differences, he is quite late for April Fool's Day...maybe we can attribute it to British dementia?

Roman

 

[IrishWolfhound]

British dementia?

Isn't that redundant?

 

[kikmosa]

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[IrishWolfhound]

Thats fine, I guess.

And SSG & I got to score some points, too.

 

[kikmosa]

Thats fine, I guess.

And SSG & I got to score some points, too.

Yes you did and both of you scored some very fine points too.

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Education for Women

A) Only if the man is right at my feet feeding me chocolate.
B) Only if the man provides me with a mansion with a maid and a chef.
C) Only if the man will carry the children and go through the labor pains to bring them in this world.
D) Why...is a man not able to look after himself?
E) Only if the man remembers that he said those exact same vows to me!
F) Heck...the vote was wasted on most of the people in Florida for the last election...and most of those were men. They still have the right!
G) Only if the man promises not to fall asleep behind the wheel & get us both killed. Geez...I do want to arrive alive!
H) Only if the man becomes a car or major appliance will he be serviced.
I) Does this mean we can lie under oath? I mean, if we cannot swear, then we cannot place our hand on the bible to do so.
J) When I start getting enough compliments to warrent it, I will!
K) Heck....I will let them open the door, help me on with my coat...even cut up my food if they want. I should be trreated as the princess I am.
L) Who is De Mure and why should I act liike them?
M) Nope...I prefer a tankard at least!
N) Only if the man will stop whining!!
O) Only if the man has a cute ass...or if he doesn't want to see me checking out all the cuter guys around me. (One is entitled to enjoy God's handiwork)
P) Which Grace do I get to act with?? I always wanted an acting career!
Q) But how can men pass me if I am not allowed to drive?
R) As long as he doesn't leave a mark...and I can pinch him back!

Sincerely
Lady Caihlen Alexis MacDonald of the International Wenches Guild, Local 34
(aka H'venlee)

Lady Caihlen, that is wonderful !!! Thank you!!!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Yes you did and both of you scored some very fine points too.

Well...SSG came off smooth, while I played rodeo clown & tried to distract the charging bulls from goring poor Bach too hard.

 

[kayte]

People, Bachum does not truly believe any of what he stated except the part about opening the doors for the ladies. He simply wanted to see what he could stir up and what the reactions would be. He is indeed a gentleman and would never treat a lady in that manner. He wanted to get people thinking and responding, in which he succeeded very well. But he will play it as long as he gets a reaction from someone. Everything he stated should be taken in a light hearted manner, though not quite as a joke. The type responses he was looking for are the ones where people posted their own lists in response to his. A sort of "well if we have to do this then you have to do that" type of thing.

Hi there kiki ~ So you are sure of what you say? Hope things are going well with you.

 

[H'venlee]

Re: Re: Re: Education for Women

Lady Caihlen, that is wonderful !!! Thank you!!!

I try!

 

[H'venlee]

Well...SSG came off smooth, while I played rodeo clown & tried to distract the charging bulls from goring poor Bach too hard.

But you do such a wonderful job of distracting us Wolfie.

 

[kikmosa]

Hi there kiki ~ So you are sure of what you say? Hope things are going well with you.

I'm doing better now that I've gotten off of the pain killers. Focusing much better. I am having to limit my computer time due to eye strain however.

 

[kayte]

But you do such a wonderful job of distracting us Wolfie.

Nodding @ Lee, he certainly does.

 

[RomanHans]

People, Bachum does not truly believe any of what he stated except the part about opening the doors for the ladies. He simply wanted to see what he could stir up and what the reactions would be. He is indeed a gentleman and would never treat a lady in that manner. He wanted to get people thinking and responding, in which he succeeded very well. But he will play it as long as he gets a reaction from someone. Everything he stated should be taken in a light hearted manner, though not quite as a joke. The type responses he was looking for are the ones where people posted their own lists in response to his. A sort of "well if we have to do this then you have to do that" type of thing.

Hmmm...funny how it's such a fine line between being provocative and being a troll!

Glad to hear that good sir BC had some fun with this.

Roman

 

[kayte]

I'm sure. He tries to hide it with things like this but he has a very sensative heart. He pmed me shortly after starting this thread very upset because he thought that he had lost a friendship over it. He's a kind hearted man that cares very deeply and I believe has been hurt a great deal by someone.

I'm doing better now that I've gotten off of the pain killers. Focusing much better. I am having to limit my computer time due to eye strain however.

kiki ~ I am sorry to hear he was hurt. That is never good.

I am glad to hear you are doing better now. I know what you mean about the eyestrain with using the computer. One thing you should remember to do, is to force yourself to blink. Studies have been done and the blink rate of people using a computer and staring at the screen had dropped. The eyes dry out. That can also add to eye strain.

Remember to blink. I used to have a post it on my screen corner to remind me I do it now without that.

Just a thought. Take care of yourself.

 

[1sexylady]

Reading the responses I am laughing in my chair...Oh excuse me let me remove my veil first so you can understand me...Oh but don't look upon my face... And they say Americans are crazy...LMFAO. Bring your balls here and you will leave without them in my area saying that crap....

I think we all know it was a joke and nobody's feeling should be hurt over it...

 

[kikmosa]

kiki ~ I am sorry to hear he was hurt. That is never good.

I am glad to hear you are doing better now. I know what you mean about the eyestrain with using the computer. One thing you should remember to do, is to force yourself to blink. Studies have been done and the blink rate of people using a computer and staring at the screen had dropped. The eyes dry out. That can also add to eye strain.

Remember to blink. I used to have a post it on my screen corner to remind me I do it now without that.

Just a thought. Take care of yourself.

I can't say for certain that he was hurt but it's a feeling I get from talking to him. And I truly feel that he's a caring man.

I'll try to remember to blink more. I've always had that trouble anyway. The computer just makes it worse. One day I'll give in and go back to the eye doctor and let them do what they want. Til then I'll make do.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Hey Bachlum...

What fucking cave did you just crawl out of? It's a damned good thing you don't live here in the States!! I'm pretty damned sure that if you did you'd find a lynch party of women outside your door after posting something so archaic!!! I'm afraid I'd be at the front of the crowd with the hanging rope in hand!

It's men like you that have kept us women in chains and being paid less money for the same work a man does.

Why don't you just crawl back into that cave you crawled out of, only this time don't forget to put the big rock in front of the entrance so that you can't get back out again!!!

Me thinks, good sir that your avowals of gentlemanliness are nothing but a cloak to hide the fact that in truth you are nothing but a chauvanistic PIG!

My dear lady Cherrie,obviously you protest too much,pray did I strike a nerve perchance,I think deep in your heart you agree with me.
You obviously want to be treated in this way in truth all I can say is that when you finally come to accept it you,ll love it
Bachlum Chaam

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Reading the responses I am laughing in my chair...Oh excuse me let me remove my veil first so you can understand me...Oh but don't look upon my face... And they say Americans are crazy...LMFAO. Bring your balls here and you will leave without them in my area saying that crap....

I think we all know it was a joke and nobody's feeling should be hurt over it...

No my lady I meant every word of it in truth Kiki is just trying to protect me as she is a deat and true friend

greetings Bachlum Chaam

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

As for Supershyguy and Irish Wolfhound surely sirs you can see the merit in my post,because as we stand now ever since giving women the vote the world has since gone to pot,is that not obvious?
Bachlum Chaam

 

[RomanHans]

No my lady I meant every word of it in truth Kiki is just trying to protect me as she is a deat and true friend

greetings Bachlum Chaam

Hmmm...so now, you have either dealt your 'friend' Kiki a backhanded insult by allowing her to try to justify your posting under false pretenses, or you're continuing a rather odd and now pointless joke for your own amusement.

Notice that whether or not you meant what you posted has very little relevance to the direction of this thread...so it seems, Sir George, that you have the opportunity to slay this dragon or let it limp along.

Can someone put me out of my misery now, please?

Roman

 

[RomanHans]

As for Supershyguy and Irish Wolfhound surely sirs you can see the merit in my post,because as we stand now ever since giving women the vote the world has since gone to pot,is that not obvious?
Bachlum Chaam

True words, dear chap--the sun would certainly continue to shine eternally on the British Empire if only women had been denied the right to vote. Let's start a thread on how those brown people in the Third World should behave! They've gotten much too big for THEIR britches!

Roman

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Please put the book down Bachlum

For your own safety and sanity... please read no more of this tripe... the lady who wrote this is obiviously delusional... and you have been caught in her trap.

The Surrendered Wife

I don't usually advocate book burning... but this might qualify for a good bonfire.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

True words, dear chap--the sun would certainly continue to shine eternally on the British Empire if only women had been denied the right to vote. Let's start a thread on how those brown people in the Third World should behave! They've gotten much too big for THEIR britches!

Roman

Sir next you will have being a rascist too , that should at least get me strung up but alas I don,t hold to any thoughts like that but mayhap next time
Bachlum Chaam