Education for Women

[Bachlum Chaam]

Truly Sir, I did not mean this as a slight against you as I truly believe you to be one of the few remaining gentlemen. If you took this in anyway to be a reproof of you then you have my deepest appoligies. Never would I say such a thing of you. I will go back and remove this remark at this time. Again I am truly sorry.

MY lady I apolgise at my remarks to your post as some of the misguided ladies don,t know any better *sigh* It appears I am to be beset by ladies that know no better,and would slight me for trying to make them see the light.
To be a visionary is trying my lady
Bachlum Chaam

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Education for Women

WCM...I just fell in love...lol....

Obviously the man is misguided my lady

 

[IrishWolfhound]

<sighs, shakes his head>

Oh Bach...

Why not just douse yourself in flamable liquids and ask them to strike a match? It would be a far less painful death than these ladies will offer you after that proclamation.

And for the record...I strongly disagree with you on all points. But I will defend to the death your right to express your opinions.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

And by the way...

The next time you and the rest of the Far Right Brigade decide to ride into the Valley of the Shadow of Death, give me some advance notice. I want to have a good seat lined up to watch.



(Pondering if the heaviest fire will come from the cannons to the right of him, or the cannons to the left of him. One does not wish to be caught in the cross-fire. I don't want to leave this world as "collateral damage".)

 

[tendril]

And by the way...

The next time you and the rest of the Far Right Brigade decide to ride into the Valley of the Shadow of Death, give me some advance notice. I want to have a good seat lined up to watch.

yes, I think Mr Chaam's antics could be great entertainment, a right spectacle.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

yes, I think Mr Chaam's antics could be great entertainment, a right spectacle.

Sir Bach is always provacative...sometimes amusing...but the eternal gentleman.

 

[tendril]

Sir Bach is always provacative...sometimes amusing...but the eternal gentleman.

...and often a very wicked, naughty man I suspect

 

[IrishWolfhound]

...and often a very wicked, naughty man I suspect

I wouldn't know about that. In fact...I am certain I don't WANT to know about that.

Ever.

Please.

 

[Hornymama]

After being on Literotica for a while it has become apparent to myself and other right thinking men,that the ladies of Literotica have lost their way, so to that end I have decided to post a thread to help all you lovely ladies get back to the correct order in the world.
So I have decided to help you all by means of reminding you how it should be.
1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to

Ok ladies and gentlemen the floor is now open.
Ladies should you need any assistance with said suggestions feel free to message me.
Gentlemen should you consider any more please feel free to post them
For myself the sooner we get back to normality the better
Thank you Bachlum Chaam

here's my 2 cents worth...
1. well i'm not sure ladies "belong" at home but i do enjoy being at home...i work parttime because I have to...otherwise we would never make ends meet
2. cooking, cleaning and laundry are all a necessary chore...i enjoy doing them but my husband also helps out when i am working
3. the children are most important to me...i want noone else to look after my children...they are mine to love and raise....
4. i think two people should take care of each other...
5. Love and honor most definately...i have to misbehave every once in a while
6. Nope...we earned that right
7. Well maybe some of us are unable to drive but the same goes for men
8. Nope again...mutual agreement as to when the time is right
9. i agree it's not ladylike but every one slips up now and then
10. I agree...
11. I agree...again!
12. If possible..
13. i don't anyway but a glass now and then is nice
14. I really try not to nag...ask politely but not nag
15. I walk BESIDE my man with pride...hand in hand
16. except when you want to act slutty in bed
17. that all depends on the "pass"
18. as long as it's my husband doing the pinching

 

[69Muffin]

<sighs, shakes his head>

Oh Bach...

Why not just douse yourself in flamable liquids and ask them to strike a match? It would be a far less painful death than these ladies will offer you after that proclamation.

And for the record...I strongly disagree with you on all points. But I will defend to the death your right to express your opinions.

YEP! WHAT HE SAID! ^

Still love ya Bach, but damn! What were you thinking, or were you just trying to get a rise out of every woman on here? After all, if we lived up to those expectaions and 'rules' we wouldn't be here on LIT for your sex to enjoy would we?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

YEP! WHAT HE SAID! ^

Still love ya Bach, but damn! What were you thinking, or were you just trying to get a rise out of every woman on here? After all, if we lived up to those expectaions and 'rules' we wouldn't be here on LIT for your sex to enjoy would we?

This is true, Muffy.

And I'd never want to be a master to a woman. But I'd be proud to be a partner to the right woman.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Hey Bachlum...

What fucking cave did you just crawl out of? It's a damned good thing you don't live here in the States!! I'm pretty damned sure that if you did you'd find a lynch party of women outside your door after posting something so archaic!!! I'm afraid I'd be at the front of the crowd with the hanging rope in hand!

It's men like you that have kept us women in chains and being paid less money for the same work a man does.

Why don't you just crawl back into that cave you crawled out of, only this time don't forget to put the big rock in front of the entrance so that you can't get back out again!!!

Me thinks, good sir that your avowals of gentlemanliness are nothing but a cloak to hide the fact that in truth you are nothing but a chauvanistic PIG!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Hey Bachlum...

What fucking cave did you just crawl out of? It's a damned good thing you don't live here in the States!! I'm pretty damned sure that if you did you'd find a lynch party of women outside your door after posting something so archaic!!! I'm afraid I'd be at the front of the crowd with the hanging rope in hand!

It's men like you that have kept us women in chains and being paid less money for the same work a man does.

Why don't you just crawl back into that cave you crawled out of, only this time don't forget to put the big rock in front of the entrance so that you can't get back out again!!!

Me thinks, good sir that your avowals of gentlemanliness are nothing but a cloak to hide the fact that in truth you are nothing but a chauvanistic PIG!

Cherrie...don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

 

[Feistyred16]

After being on Literotica for a while it has become apparent to myself and other right thinking men,that the ladies of Literotica have lost their way, so to that end I have decided to post a thread to help all you lovely ladies get back to the correct order in the world.
So I have decided to help you all by means of reminding you how it should be.
1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to

Ok ladies and gentlemen the floor is now open.
Ladies should you need any assistance with said suggestions feel free to message me.
Gentlemen should you consider any more please feel free to post them
For myself the sooner we get back to normality the better
Thank you Bachlum Chaam

OMG, this garbage doesn't EVEN deserve an answer...you Bach, I will deal with in the morning... and if I had your number I'd be calling & waking your ass up...see how you like getting up at 4:30 am your time... YEA and I'm, SWEARING too...Men like you make me do that!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: Education for Women

OMG, this garbage doesn't EVEN deserve an answer...you Bach, I will deal with in the morning... and if I had your number I'd be calling & waking your ass up...see how you like getting up at 4:30 am your time... YEA and I'm, SWEARING too...Men like you make me do that!

See...I told him the self-immolation thing would be less painful. But does anyone listen to a big hairy mutt around here?

Noooooooooo!

 

[SuperShyGuy]

My God almighty, I sincerly hope for mr. B.C.'s sake he was high out of his mind when he started this thread. Maybe on acid. That has got to be the only answer I can formulate.

May I apologize on behalf of my half of the species. We are not all like this, I assure you.

 

[kayte]

After being on Literotica for a while it has become apparent to myself and other right thinking men,that the ladies of Literotica have lost their way, so to that end I have decided to post a thread to help all you lovely ladies get back to the correct order in the world.
So I have decided to help you all by means of reminding you how it should be.
1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to

Ok ladies and gentlemen the floor is now open.
Ladies should you need any assistance with said suggestions feel free to message me.
Gentlemen should you consider any more please feel free to post them
For myself the sooner we get back to normality the better
Thank you Bachlum Chaam

Bach ~ Quite a list. Even Master doesn't have that many for me. I can see how many of the ones here would be difficult for us.

For example #7. He prefers me to drive. He likes being chauffered.

In other words Bach, you are sooooo funnny.

I suggest you get a life. With respect of course.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

My God almighty, I sincerly hope for mr. B.C.'s sake he was high out of his mind when he started this thread. Maybe on acid. That has got to be the only answer I can formulate.

May I apologize on behalf of my half of the species. We are not all like this, I assure you.

I differ with you SSG only on the apology. I refuse to be blamed for, or apologize for, the behavior of the rest of my gender. I have enough problems cleaning up my own messes.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

I differ with you SSG only on the apology. I refuse to be blamed for, or apologize for, the behavior of the rest of my gender. I have enough problems cleaning up my own messes.

Well, a fine point Mr. Wolfhound. I suppose it is a bit much, but if only one of us may insult an entire gender, perhaps only one of us can begin to repair it.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Well, a fine point Mr. Wolfhound. I suppose it is a bit much, but if only one of us may insult an entire gender, perhaps only one of us can begin to repair it.

True enough, SSG.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Okay Mr. Bachlum Chaam, I've read a lot of your other posts, and this whole thing just goes WAY off base for you. Is this just an April Fool's joke? If so you certanly have fooled a lot of people, but if it is you had better come clean before the women of Lit get any madder and have you ostricised from our community.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Well, a fine point Mr. Wolfhound. I suppose it is a bit much, but if only one of us may insult an entire gender, perhaps only one of us can begin to repair it.

And it's wonderful men like you, SSG that make us women happy to be women ... Thank you!
Cherrie

 

[RomanHans]

MY lady I apolgise at my remarks to your post as some of the misguided ladies don,t know any better *sigh* It appears I am to be beset by ladies that know no better,and would slight me for trying to make them see the light.
To be a visionary is trying my lady
Bachlum Chaam

Keep trying, good Bachelor Chum, as you seem far from being one.

As the philosopher Clint Eastwood once said,

"Yeah, you're a legend in your own mind."



Roman

 

[IrishWolfhound]

And it's wonderful men like you, SSG that make us women happy to be women ... Thank you!
Cherrie

And what am I, chopped liver?

 

[RomanHans]

I must admit, this thread has some redeeming value--at least we get to see the broad range of creative and inventive insults that we Lit posters can concoct to hurl at the thread author. Always good to clear out the synapses that way.

Roman