Emily’s things I don’t advise you to do thread

[Duleigh]

I only know that from Stranger Things.

Em

It's from the great Jim Croce, he also did this:

 

[MediocreAuthor]

It's from the great Jim Croce, he also did this:

Played that at my wedding reception

 

[Duleigh]

Played that at my wedding reception

When L and I got married in Georgetown CO the owner of the Chateau we were staying at played guitar for our wedding. I asked if he could play this song but he said he didn't know it, but the next day at the wedding he played it. He learned it overnight for us

 

[MediocreAuthor]

When L and I got married in Georgetown CO the owner of the Chateau we were staying at played guitar for our wedding. I asked if he could play this song but he said he didn't know it, but the next day at the wedding he played it. He learned it overnight for us

Omg, that is so sweet!

I love that song so much

 

[Duleigh]

I should do a story on how our wedding came together, it was incredible.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

I should do a story on how our wedding came together, it was incredible.

We also played this under-appreciated gem:

 

[Duleigh]

We also played this under-appreciated gem:

Its' a sweet song, the video is a bit silly
I WANT A TOILET PAPER GUN!!!

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Its' a sweet song, the video is a bit silly
I WANT A TOILET PAPER GUN!!!

That's why I love the video! Love isn't all googly eyes and butterflies! It's wacky, weird, and fun.

 

[XerXesXu]

But why is his wife throwing knives? Is he on America's Got Talent?

It's a Filipina tradition. And don't ask why; you're supposed to know.

 

[AchtungNight]

I don’t advise you to joke about love. Especially around beings of godlike power who are struggling with the concept. You will be cursed with the very thing you aren’t sure how to feel.

 

[RejectReality]

Hit a deer in a jacked up 4wd on 44's at 60 mph. One minute you're going down the road, the next you're in the space shuttle pointed at the sky, and then you're bouncing from shoulder to shoulder on odd numbers of wheels, shoving the driver back into the driver's seat, trying not to visit the deer's home turf.

Immediately following, don't assume the deer is dead just because it isn't moving at the moment. Those antlers can leave a mark. ( Passenger on this adventure )

 

[Mastered_again]

Don't book a room here:
A beach overlooking Singapore is just a few steps away—it is also devoid of people, dotted with signs warning against entering the water because there are crocodiles.

 

[alohadave]

Sounds like I need to lecture you all on knife safety again.

Tip number one, catch the knife by the handle, not the pokey/slicey end.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Don’t put on coffee without putting this bit into the machine…



Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Don’t put on coffee without putting this bit into the machine…



Em

just go full Italia.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61pq5lZ6JVL._AC_SL1500_.jpg

Anything else is lying - like low-fat milk.

 

[AchtungNight]

I don't advise anyone to be like these characters-

 

[MrPixel]

Don’t put on coffee without putting this bit into the machine…

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The problem is that you can run into the kitchen once you hear the water overflowing the counter and onto the floor, but there's not a damn thing you can do to stop it until the reservoir is empty.

I know nothing, I see nothing...

 

[EmilyMiller]

The problem is that you can run into the kitchen once you hear the water overflowing the counter and onto the floor, but there's not a damn thing you can do to stop it until the reservoir is empty.

I know nothing, I see nothing...

Wasn’t that bad, two thirds of the coffee got into the pot. But a lot of dripping round the edges.

I should have stayed in bed today.

Em

 

[Bamagan]

Wasn’t that bad, two thirds of the coffee got into the pot. But a lot of dripping round the edges.

I should have stayed in bed today.

Em

I was going to say that you're giving Americans a bad reputation with our British cousins, between your knife and coffee fails, but then I remembered the last ~250 years and decided

 

[EmilyMiller]

I was going to say that you're giving Americans a bad reputation with our British cousins, between your knife and coffee fails, but then I remembered the last ~250 years and decided

Im normally a semi-competent human being. Maybe hemi-semi-

Em

 

[Bamagan]

Across the pond you're hemi-demi-semi-Emi: exactly like the normal you but one-eighth your competency.
https://media.tenor.com/rTNeo3dnLs8AAAAM/abell46s-reface.gif

 

[EmilyMiller]

I can make a joke of this now, but I was rather shaken up earlier.

Never stop at a red light behind a semi with Quebec plates, lest they roll back 15” and crash into your stationary car.



Put the coffee fiasco into context I guess.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I can make a joke if this now, but I was rather shaken up earlier.

Never stop at a red light behind a semi with Quebec plates, lest they roll back 15” and crash into your stationary car.



Put the coffee fiasco into context I guess.

Em

Guy was charged with careless driving by the cop I called.

Em

 

[Bamagan]

I can make a joke if this now, but I was rather shaken up earlier.

Never stop at a red light behind a semi with Quebec plates, lest they roll back 15” and crash into your stationary car.



Put the coffee fiasco into context I guess.

Em

Since the driver was Canadian, they rolled back about 5m.

 

[alohadave]

Since the driver was Canadian, they rolled back about 5m.

5 minutes is a long time to roll backwards. Just how far away from this truck was Emily?