HeavyBalls
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"Put a baby in me..."
Yea that pretty much guarantees im going to cum like a firehose...
Yea that pretty much guarantees im going to cum like a firehose...
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"Put a baby in me..."
Yea that pretty much guarantees im going to cum like a firehose...
You wake up tomorrow. Surprise! Turns out you have an unexpected week off and and extra pay. But, only if you take a road trip. Where would you go?
Bonus: Pick one person (not necessarily a Litster) to take with you and tell us why.
Did you say road trip?
I'm going to make it worth it.
I'm taking 3 extra weeks with or without pay (because I do what I want thankyouverymuch) and doing it right.
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I'd take my best friend from college, the ultimate road trip companion... you know, unless someone wants to volunteer.
Did you say road trip?
I'm going to make it worth it.
I'm taking 3 extra weeks with or without pay (because I do what I want thankyouverymuch) and doing it right.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/41d157dc921273724a69d6f91bf7f82c/tumblr_p52pogU3oD1w4npfqo1_1280.png
I'd take my best friend from college, the ultimate road trip companion... you know, unless someone wants to volunteer.
Can I first fly to Europe, and then road trip around there with you?
You wake up tomorrow. Surprise! Turns out you have an unexpected week off and and extra pay. But, only if you take a road trip. Where would you go?
Bonus: Pick one person (not necessarily a Litster) to take with you and tell us why.

You wake up tomorrow. Surprise! Turns out you have an unexpected week off and and extra pay. But, only if you take a road trip. Where would you go?
Bonus: Pick one person (not necessarily a Litster) to take with you and tell us why.
My interpretation of the road trip of my dreams as told by stuffed animals.
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Our goal: Sex in all 48 contiguous states.
Who will I take with me? There are so many I can't pick just one, we may need a bus!![]()

OMG on the stuffed animals. I have no words. I'm also oddly charmed.
I feel like they need a love story.![]()

Ted and Bunny had had enough of the city life. They were tired of brick and concrete; they wanted to see the country--the deserts, the forests, mountains and beautiful oceans. but as they traveled from sea to shining sea, they didn't experience any of it because they were so lost in each other. When they returned and their friends asked "How was your trip? What did you see?"
They replied, "We saw the Universe and it was beautiful."
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If you don't go put this on tumblr tales I'm going to pout.
Also, I feel like this should be a chapter book.![]()
I can't have you pouting. Although, you may look adorable with your rosy cheeks and bottom lip sticking out.
(posted in Tumblr Tales just for you)![]()
You wake up tomorrow. Surprise! Turns out you have an unexpected week off and and extra pay. But, only if you take a road trip. Where would you go?
Bonus: Pick one person (not necessarily a Litster) to take with you and tell us why.
You wake up tomorrow. Surprise! Turns out you have an unexpected week off and and extra pay. But, only if you take a road trip. Where would you go?
Bonus: Pick one person (not necessarily a Litster) to take with you and tell us why.
You wake up tomorrow. Surprise! Turns out you have an unexpected week off and and extra pay. But, only if you take a road trip. Where would you go?
Bonus: Pick one person (not necessarily a Litster) to take with you and tell us why.

Why I can come pick you up!This makes me sad.
I'm going to Europe with Tink and Base.
Hmmm...road trip? And it's now?
I guess Grand Canyon. I haven't seen it, and I really want to.
Now, who to take with. Well, I can think of a bunch of people here, men and women I'd love to take this road trip with. But I'll tell ya. Right now. It would be my son. Because in 6 months he'll be off in college, doing his own thing. And while I'm sure that I'll have lots of time with him in the future, it will be different. So. My son.

- Love. It always seems to mean something a little different, dependent on who you ask. What about soul mates? Do you believe there is one perfect mate out there for you? One person who you are meant to be with forever?
Bonus: If you do believe it, have you found yours?
- Love. It always seems to mean something a little different, dependent on who you ask. What about soul mates? Do you believe there is one perfect mate out there for you? One person who you are meant to be with forever?
Bonus: If you do believe it, have you found yours?
My thoughts on this are far too complicated for a simple post.
So I'm going in a different direction with it.
I think all dogs are soulmates. It's the only reason that makes sense why we are allowed to have dogs, they are far too good for humanity.