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Sure I am. I always help the troublemakers. We stick together.
Need I remind you that I'm a licensed minister? It's confession time ...

What?
Ummm....What?
You are not helping, missy!
NOT HELPING
So that is why you make me say, "Ooo goddd"

She is helping. She is trying to lift the burden of sin from your shoulders.
Best you confess.
And don't try to use your hell-given wiles on us!
I...got nothing.
Wait. Can I use my other wiles?
So that is why you make me say, "Ooo goddd"
I...got nothing.
Wait. Can I use my other wiles?
Oh, by all means, please do.
Maybe. Go for it.

..........Ummmmm.
Dang it! Too much pressure!
I am...I am...I am...
*foot stomp*
I have wiles, dang it!
*flashes bat signal*
HELP.![]()
..........Ummmmm.
Dang it! Too much pressure!
I am...I am...I am...
*foot stomp*
I have wiles, dang it!
*flashes bat signal*
HELP.![]()
Did you just say "can I use my other wives?"??
(or are my glasses imagining things? lol)
I'm trying to help. Confession is good for the soul ... or something like that.

Did you just say "can I use my other wives?"??
(or are my glasses imagining things? lol)
Yes, you do have wiles. Such lovely wiles. But they're under all these pesky clothes...
Are you asking us to help get them off?
Yes, you do have wiles. Such lovely wiles. But they're under all these pesky clothes...
Are you asking us to help get them off?

Hahaha! Now I would most definitely count 'other wives' as some form of wiles, Liz! I have no extra wives hanging about, but if I did, I would most certainly count them!
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She has other wives???
Oh my, that's kinky EN. Please explain ... in vivid detail. I mean, confess. Yeah, that's what I meant.
She has other wives???
Oh my, that's kinky EN. Please explain ... in vivid detail. I mean, confess. Yeah, that's what I meant.

< If I had other wives I'd probably push stuff their way too.
Own it gf!![]()
(and yes, please do tell us ALL about it - every single detail!)


I believe you. I do!
However, I may have started a limerick that just came to mind!
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Write Your Own Limericks -V6..9
..

I....ummm.
Now cut that out!
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Cut what out? Those pesky clothes we were just talking about?
Well, alright...
You'll just need to hold very still. The scissors are extra sharp. If you start to kick, or squirm, or fight, I'll push the cold metal against you to remind you it's there.
With every snip, a little more of you is exposed to the world. Calf. Thigh. Tummy. All the way up. Cutting away your modesty. Showing the world everything you keep covered. And you are such a pretty girl, why cover it up?
Letting everything fall to the floor. You tremble, but I press the cold metal against your thigh with one hand and stroke your hair with the other.
Don't worry, sweet girl. It's ok. We're all right here.
OMG!
Lunar!!!
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Oh, you're right, public sex is on Saturdays.
Four days to go.
Public sex is only on Saturdays?
Am I the only one who didn't get that memo?![]()